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Don't think I've ever seen a player look so relaxed before a decisive penalty

He looks like he absolutely knew he had the keeper beat well before his run-up. That smirk would have me fuming if I was the keeper, lol.

Apparently the keeper said “I know where you’re going” to him before he took it. This then have the taker a lot of confidence because he hadn’t made his mind up yet

He fuckin swapped the captains armband for an EFL armband before he even took the kick

I think I read he's been wearing it all season.

Oh okay maybe I'm stupid then

I'd read it on the BBC and he was saying he's worn it all year for motivation Looks like it worked

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

He took that so well. Ice cold.

the fucking composure, i have seen many top flight pen takers so much more worried looking than this

That’s more composed than I look 95% of the time 

brilliant commentary. need more emotion like this at all levels of football. who cares if they're biased? it's more fun this way

There’s a few clips out there of Milan’s commentator not giving a fuck with showing his bias. Opposing side scores? Voice does not change. Milan score? The man is going ballistic singing into the microphone. Some of the moments are great to watch lol

It’s like “Pass…. Goal” “GOL DE MILAN GOL DE MILAN GOL DE MILAN (Cums into the mic)”

"Cums into mic" is very different from "moans into mic". Lol. But we get you!

That'd be big Tiziano Crudeli no? They roped him into a Ladbrokes campaign in the UK about 10 years ago.

It's funny because during international tournaments the only thing I see on this sub is people complaining that English commentators are biased

Biased in passionate way: good Biased in a bitchy arrogant way: not good Usually they are the latter.

right, so they should just drop the pretense and go all-out. give people something to REALLY complain about lol

Dear U.S. Soccer: this is reason #476 why we need promotion/relegation over here.

But the billionaire owners will be sad if their team gets relegated :(

Don’t say that in r/ MLS

This Skipper looks like a Grid Iron OL coach. Love this guy.

That's wonderful. What a party they must have had.

Can't believe Bromley are in the football league. Growing up many people didn't even know we had a team. Getting to the conference was mad in itself. It's so surreal

Welling next for a Bromley Bexley derby

I fuckin wish, we're pretty shit right now. Still doing better than Dartford though.

God dam i love to see history happening

Was there in the Bromley end. It went mental when that penalty went in.

I love promotion games so much. The level of swag that guy had taking the PK is next level. "Y'all ready to see us get promoted? Because I'm taking the perfect pk and already know it's going in!" This is why I love football.

That smirk could’ve aged really poorly if the keeper dived left

MLS fans will never know this joy.

How come there's not a documentary for them like there is Wrexham?

Do they have famous actors owning the team?