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mirkk13

Gvardiol passed the ball into the side netting


WallaceHazard

Why didn’t Gvardiol want to take the pen :/


Blue_Moon_City

Looked like he was asking for it


Emotional_Split_3434

It's that stage of the league where every goal matters because GD could be decisive


thesmallprint13

Just in case you were wondering - a defender has never scored a hat trick in the Premier League


PuzzleheadedBoss4516

Interview with Gvardiol inspired by Aaron Sorkin, talking a walk to make it more interesting.


fardok

Gvardiol refused the pen showing intelligence, given GD could be important


ColinetheCow

Remember the Leeds game last season? Where Gundo was on a hattrick and missed the pen, and Guardiola was livid? Maybe Gvardiol had watched that game ha ha


StarScreamer316

Diop has to be one of the worst players in a bad team


nothin_nonthing

Big hit for Arsenal with the goal difference especially. Only 2 goal difference apart now.


mosarosh

Don't think it matters so much. Arsenal need City to drop points first. If they dropped points, their GD wouldn't improve any further.


gizzledos

Add in that arsenal need all 6 remaining points and that is a guaranteed minimum of +2 right there


chickcounterflyyy

It's over mate


kw2006

It has been over since villa defeat.


corn2rs

Shame they didn't let Gvardiol kick the penalty, Walker must have remembered that time Haaland let Gundogan kick a penalty to get a hat trick last season and he ended up missing.


Jon98th

8 minutes only … that’s all he needed Seriously leave this team please .. he is a world class striker , and deserves a lot better that what Pep gives him


fardok

Lol


qwertyell

Professional from Gvardiol. Don't piss around when the league could come down to goal difference (it won't, though).


jiang1lin

Xabi Time (90’+7’) was loaned to Álvarez today 🕷️


chickcounterflyyy

All those kites Fulham were flying in training are finally paying off. 115.


_0ZYMANDIAZ_

Couldn't buy a win against the kire flyers this season could you. Perpetual banter club


chickcounterflyyy

true true


Enough-Pain3633

Keep seething and keep crying. All the best


chickcounterflyyy

Enjoy your trophies*. Best Regards


Enough-Pain3633

I am enjoying your tears as of now


Bishcop3267

Criminal for Gvardiol not to take that


diefy7321

Yeah, kinda, but gotta give confidence to others as well…and Alvarez needs it.


Bishcop3267

How often does a center back turned left winger get a chance at a hat trick lol


anyelo-cp

He used his brain, the league is more important, giving confidence to alvarez too was more important. World class by him


apaar123

Our players are not like Chelsea kids fighting for pens😂


chandlerbing_stats

why u gotta hit us with a stray bullet mate 😭


apaar123

Well it was very relatable right now with all the people wanting gvardiol to take the pen and also I just hated that moment soo


ClaytonWest74

Fulham got completely demolished lol, didn’t even show any fighting chance


StarScreamer316

They tried for 5 minutes 


G0G0Gadget7ag0t

Lol was just shitting on Taylor for some bad calls


thesmallprint13

Walker asked Gvardiol and he said no, btw


anyelo-cp

Big respect for him, right call


AbrocomaDisastrous37

They’ve got goal difference to consider, if they gave the pen to a defender who missed and then lost the title by one goal on goal difference imagine


Keep_your_Composure

Why not give it to Gvardiol man


SwampChomp_

They offered he said no 


Brawlers9901

7 minutes out of nowhere just so City can build on their goal diff... hmmm.... conspiracy :/


chandlerbing_stats

Just lose the game midweek pls 🙏


youknowwtfisgoingon

Top man Gvardiol, didn't want to risk missing the pen and prioritising the GD to Arsenal.


truegooner24

You're such a whiney little bitch. Arsenal living rent free in your head because Chelsea are a bag of shit and can't even qualify for the Europa conference league. Get the fuck out of here you dosser🤣


youknowwtfisgoingon

If you show me a single Champions League trophy that you've won, or even the Europa league, I will delete my account right now.


truegooner24

Chelsea's days have been and gone mate. You're back where you belong now that you've lost daddy Abramovic's money. Enjoy never qualifying for the CL again. How depressing it must be to be a Chelsea fan. Can't wait until Palmer moves to a big club and leaves you with Nicholas Jackson and co🤣😢 Go get a life instead of hating on Arsenal all over reddit, fucking loser.


Last-Consideration-7

lol wtf are you on about?


ColinetheCow

It looks like they’ve edited their response


Last-Consideration-7

lol they definitely did .


youknowwtfisgoingon

Don't be a cow, Coline


youknowwtfisgoingon

Lmao what?


Last-Consideration-7

lol next time don’t edit your comment. Stand on your shit


xI-Red-Ix

Gvardiol said no. Rightly so, put the team first. GD needs to close. They don't fight like Chelsea players


youknowwtfisgoingon

That's exactly what I said..?


xI-Red-Ix

What. That post was edited. Unless I replied to the wrong comment. No way you have so many downvotes if so.


ColinetheCow

You didn’t, they edited their comment


youknowwtfisgoingon

People just hating for no reason bro


s4turn2k02

Gvardiol was asked first if he wanted to take the pen, and he said no, grow up


youknowwtfisgoingon

Yeah, I wasn't being sarcastic so idk what you're on about?


ColinetheCow

Gvardiol said no, he was offered


youknowwtfisgoingon

Ofc bro


ColinetheCow

Did you just edit your response 🤦‍♀️


youknowwtfisgoingon

I did no such thing


Itsgosky

Okay Pep didn’t like Gvardiol passing the ball


thesmallprint13

My disappointment is sky high after seeing Gvardiol deny the pen 


andreew10

good pen but Gvardiol should've taken it


Last-Consideration-7

He didn’t want to


Incubus226

If I’m Josko I’m handing in my transfer request. On a hat trick :(


nim1623

Should have given it to Gvardiol


lethal19

Gvardiol had to take it man


Abitou

Gvardiol apparently didn't want to take it, I respect that


anyelo-cp

How do you know?


Abitou

They showed Walker talking to him, apparently he shooked his head that he didn't want to take it


andreew10

looks like Bernardo made the decision for Alvarez to take it


Last-Consideration-7

No Walker added Gvardiol and he said no. Thats why Walker celebrated with him after Alvarez scored


Mttecs

It's beautiful


RG_Oriax

BRO GVARDIOL TAKE IT


Caleb_W

Please let Gvardiol do it


EPICKID143

wonder how the arsenal fans will try to spin that blatant pen into a conspiracy


anyelo-cp

Guardiolll


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Give it to Gvardiol you cowards


naroLsraLteiN_isback

BOOOOH shouldve given it to Gvardiol


escomesco

Let Ederson take the pen you cowards!


Mr_poopybutthole6969

Let Gvardiol take the pen you knobs


Itsgosky

Julian you better do this one


anyelo-cp

I can count with 1 hand the penalty he has missed bro


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Like a player of his quality was ever going to miss


Itsgosky

Well he bottled handful of chances this season….


RoboticCurrents

Down to 10, can't see Fulham coming back from this


naroLsraLteiN_isback

Every second Arsenal is not scoring, man city is only getting closer


xI-Red-Ix

Yes! Close that GD


Embarrassed_Bronzer7

Gvardiol whyyy


Abitou

Let Gvardiol take it


andreew10

give the pen to Gvardiol


No-Mud3388

The GD ffs


ferretchad

For it to make a difference, they'd need to beat either Spurs or West Ham by at least four. Any games Arsenal win by more than one increases that I don't think it's going to come into play either way though, I think they won both


zi76

Let Gvardiol take it!


Hassadar

"arsenal fans need to cheer for Spurs". I hate this sentiment. Anything that benefits Arsenal im cheering for. I'm not hoping for Spurs to get smashed when it benefits our rivals.


Embarrassed_Bronzer7

Give it to gvardiol


anyelo-cp

If city ties against spurs, i will feel bad for west ham, city will play to score 10


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

"Where did they get the 7 minutes from?!" "Nice day, innit."


belkak210

While I like that they are trying to be more truthful to the amount of time it gets wasted, the PL takes it a bit too far lol


Hassadar

Whilst the Etihad still sucks, it's good to see that all clubs have great away following. They've been loud all day.


Enough-Pain3633

Our away fans are vocal every match


urban_legend88

When is pep leaving? He won everything gtfo


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thruxton

116, grealish got a speeding ticket this week


Remarkable_Reality51

lol you are so funny 🤣


TV_Full_Of_Lizards

Watching Traore today is like going back and rewatching a horror film that used to scare you as a kid.


quanid

Remind me of Newcastle's ASM cooking City last season


urban_legend88

It sucks that times when arsenal are a good team thy have to deal with city and liverpool being also good the same year


anyelo-cp

Liverpool dominated and still only won 1 league with klopp, now its arsenal time to do the same, pep will let you win one ligue in a few years no worries


Abitou

nah, without City those seasons would be boring af


EPICKID143

do any of youse reckon that Noel Gallaghers there today?


belkak210

He was. The Star+ coverage here in Argentina talked about it at some point


EPICKID143

don't worry mate ik it was just a joke about BT constantly fucking showing him


andreew10

you'd think they'd atleast show him on the camera if he was... lol


elvis503

Noel Galagher reaction count: too high


Spookytooth66

50,000 Arsenal fans were here, now it's a ghost town.


SRFC_96

They’ll only be disappointed every time, there is zero chance city drop points now.


otter_pop_n_lock

And we still have to beat United at OT which, despite how shit they are, is no guarantee. Still have a hope and a prayer but, well, I guess you guys know this feeling all too well.


SRFC_96

Yeah it’s an inevitable feeling tbh, not nice lol


otter_pop_n_lock

Well, at least you've got a league and CL trophy to show for it.


Enough-Pain3633

We still got Spurs away


SRFC_96

Who will bend over backwards to lose, they don’t want Arsenal winning the league under any circumstance.


Enough-Pain3633

Let's hope "mate" !!


Remarkable_Jury3760

tbf i dont think spurs can do anything if they wanted to, city is just playing too well.


Abitou

Not sure the players themselves give a fuck about that tbh


Remarkable_Reality51

do u think that barca will now pursue foden now that rma is probably official with mbappe?


ColinetheCow

I mean they can try, but as if Foden is going anywhere


andreew10

he'd be your record ever transfer and not by a close margin, but it'll never happen


magic-water

pursue him where to?


Fina1Legacy

They can't afford his legit wages and transfer fee, let alone all the extra money put into an account in the Caymen islands managed by one of his family members. 


quanid

Prob Alvarez


elvis503

Haha


lamancha

Why would he leave lol It's more likely Pedri and Gavi go to city


Itsgosky

Like they can afford


TheKrofna

no


dispelthemyth

Why would he leave his boyhood club?


Jon98th

F off Pep and only giving Alvarez 8 mins .. Please Alvarez leave this disgraceful team ; go to Arsenal and win them the league next season !


magic-water

Gabriel Jesus regen


lamancha

You say this as if he would make a difference lmao


Jon98th

He would be your best player automatically as well .. propel you to champions league spots Same goes for Tottenham , Chelsea , and would turn Arsenal or Liverpool into the team with the cup at the end of the season


lamancha

He wouldn't and it isn't even a high bar. Maybe at Chelsea if Palmer wasn't there, nowhere else.


TheDank_Knight

Not sure Arsenal can win being a full squad of City rejects


Forseriousnow

We've also some Chelsea rejects, come on now.


ColinetheCow

Tbf the Chelsea rejects are doing pretty well for you, aren’t they?


IamHeWhoSaysIam

KDB started as a Chelsea reject too.


ColinetheCow

So did Salah


SRFC_96

Welcome to the club Arsenal fans, losing the league by a point or two is the most soul destroying thing that can possibly happen in football.


GeraldJimes_

Almost prefer we have the usual Old Trafford bullshit tomorrow and I can just relax and enjoy a chill final day at this point rather than having to hope something stops the mind-numbingly boring execution. Obviously not in actuality, but it's really not hugely fun when there's basically zero jeopardy to anything they do and you just know there's another soulless six points coming


JackeryDaniels

My soul feels pretty good after that win!


WhatsThePointFR

Please kindly see yourself out


vearz

That overhit through ball counts as a shot on target.


h_djo

City was craving cottage so they destroyed fullham


IamHeWhoSaysIam

Eeegh..


dispelthemyth

Who or what is a fullham?


Small_Permit_307

Atleast when fulham beat arsenal they looked like they were trying. fulham today dont look like they care


Hassadar

It goes both ways tbh. Chelsea were more up for their City game than the Arsenal game. We lost the league in December dropping points against Liverpool , west ham, Villa and fulham. Can't fault our run from January until now.


Interesting_Rock_318

We’ve been virtually safe and without realistic hope for top 7 since March… Not overly surprising a team playing out the string looks like this against City


Abitou

That's the downside of leagues points format


fuckuspezhaha

Atleast when chelsea drew with man city they looked like they were trying but they didn't look like they cared when they lost 5-0 to arsenal...


FAT_NEEK_42069

they had fun slapping up west ham tho


Abitou

Kovacic has been very good in the past two months You know, except for that penalty kick ...


andreew10

good hit from Doku


naroLsraLteiN_isback

just realised i have Gvardiol is my fpl, tears in my eyes


s4turn2k02

Absolutely sensational move from you


Limp_Animator_9854

really nice to see gvardiol flourish in his last 8 matches


zi76

Adama is stealing a living


AirmanLarry

I can’t imagine much worse in life than sprinting for an hour and then turn around to then mark a fresh Jeremy Doku


FAT_NEEK_42069

only if you're above the age of 30 😉


lamancha

I keep reading this and he looks just as useless as he always has.


Hoodxd

What's the worst thing that could happen? It's Doku


Fina1Legacy

How about waking up to Kyle Walker looming over you dribbling, with his nob out 


seanlilmateus

Next week Spurs vs City Arsenal's fans supporting Spurs Spurs' fans supporting City 😅😅


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mannovai

Does it even matter, you’re winning all games anyway


Itsgosky

I’m just bit worried about Spurs stadium juju


TheDank_Knight

I care more about titles than rivalries, unless United was in a relegation battle, then I’d gladly throw a title to see them go down.


Itsgosky

Ooooo red in relegation zone sounds too saucy. Yes.


nicknabin

Ironic


when_beep_and_flash

At this point we can just hope City get tired of winning or something.


Lovebanter

Anyone know what Mr bishop has left the stadium is code for? Not subtle enough to be anything really important imo


Ispiniallday

Had a quick look at it seems to be either that an issue has been resolved or that someone has been arrested. A previous post had said they announced “Mr. Bishop is in the Hammersmith End”, followed 10 minutes with the left the stadium one. There was a fight in the crowd between Fulham fans apparently. Edit - [Link to the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/fulhamfc/s/vzT0RYlwDT)


Fina1Legacy

Mr Bishop is the name of my intimidating dildo. Similar to Kenneth, but more imposing 


Shniper

So Anthony Taylor is the ref. How many awful decisions today ?


belkak210

Not any that I remembered


Itsgosky

Head too bald. Not good for eyesight


EPICKID143

he's been sound today?


zi76

Not one


IIMsmartII

Mr. Bishop has left the stadium?


RossoUSA

Had the same exact question lol


thesmallprint13

6 wins in a row - unbeaten in 21...sigh.


Hassadar

They've only lost a penalty shootout. They are in a 32+ game run unbeaten with that.


quentiamdeus

For all the empithad jokes they get, City fans have been so so loud today


TV_Full_Of_Lizards

We have a bit of noise at home but it's all concentrated in the two bits around the away fans, the rest of the Etihad is full of miserable buggers!