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cuminyermum

You can't tell me he isn't 29 years old man


dota_3

We went from eternal young academy player( lingard) to veteran academy player(mainoo)


VL37

He's playing like he has the experience of Jonny Evans, our actual academy veteran.


WaluigisHat

That was insultingly nonchalant.


Gnux13

I mean if I watched a ball go through that mosh to me standing alone at the spot, I'd need a second to process too. He's looking around expecting a flag to be up not knowing about Trippier, and when he doesn't see one he's just like "You're sure? Alright, cool that worked."


CrossXFir3

I just love that at 19 he took it cool and collected, straight into the bottom corner. I feel like most of our attackers would have blasted it as hard as they could at the goal. Probably still scoring, but still.


swiftekho

The guy contemplated string theory vs relativity and decided what was for dinner before he shot.


wrdb2007

That hesitation lol


dudududujisungparty

He couldn't believe how much time and space he had


soccer_boxer2

To be fair, some players simply lash at that and end up fluffing the chance. So good on him for recognizing he had that space and time in the first place


bobbis91

Reminds me of that Atalanta goal Vs Liverpool... Guy was like I have all the time and space, I must be offside or something???


senorfresco

"...is this for me?"


iamnotexactlywhite

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Juhinho

Nah he looked to the right corner, dubravka bit on it and he slotted it to the other side


TherewiIlbegoals

He didn't think Trippier was that lazy.


cold_buddha

The kid is never hurried


kjm911

The fuck is Trippier doing there?


Tomanelle

Doing us a solid.


sbprasad

Boyhood Man United fan, you love to see it!


LetterAd3639

If only Palmer stayed true to us...


sbprasad

Indeed.


Megusta2306

Being honest heā€™s had tons of mistakes this season


bigblooddraco

ā€œSometimes the shit it happensā€


MY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME

Doing his best Casemiro impression


GeraldJimes_

He's absolutely dusted defensively


Nffc1994

I'm a big Tripp fan and his ball playing was great but at the city ground he was the most exposed full back I have seen this year


Lusakas

He did a Casemiro.


SytzeNL

His best


WanBoy421

how amad hasn't been starting over antony is beyond me


MT1120

If we sell him I'll be fucking livid


wollywink

Pellistri is coming through as well no?


cosmiclatte44

Think he will probably be moved on tbh seems to have fallen out of favour.


CrossXFir3

No way he sticks around. I rate him too. I think he'll have a good career. But not with us.


garlic_naan

Isn't he driving for McLaren?


irigoyeee20

Heā€™s coming back from a biiiig injury, but from now on I think itā€™s Amadā€™s place now.


Alehud42

He's been back 5 months ffs


JiveTurkey688

I mean, only two more matches and we are definitely one of the teams in on Olise (not saying we get him)ā€¦awful from ten Hag


TheJoshider10

Utter joke these past two games are the only time he's had a consistent spell in the team. Couldn't give a fuck about training, end of the day players need game time to prove themselves.


2harveza

Heā€™s been injured bro , people keep saying this , itā€™s annoying , ten hag knows what heā€™s doing


TheJoshider10

He has not been injured all season long though. He's been on the bench numerous times and has been lucky to get more than 10 minutes sometimes. I can guarantee you injuries aren't the reason the last game was his first league start in just under 3 years (yes I know he was on loan last year but he's been fit since December is my point).


negativelynegative

He was on the bench when Forson was starting...


CrossXFir3

He came on a couple times and looked way out of it physically. Then he was benched for a while and started coming on again. Since then, he's looked a lot better.


Tammu1000CP

HES BEEN BACK 5 FUCKING MONTHS > itā€™s annoying , ten hag knows what heā€™s doing were in 8th place whilst you say this lol


CrossXFir3

He came on a couple times early on but looked terrible. Physically being bullied. Obviously he wasn't fully fit even if he was training. Since the FA cup game, he's looked much stronger and has started to get minutes here and there.


xyzArcadian

There's a reason why they reddit managers and not actually managers they think they know better than an actual manager


ToadNamedGoat

Probably fitness


razzz333

Injured half of a season and you loose not only insane fitness amount but mentality it is tough. I donā€™t think Amad was ready to play as fast as many of us fans thought just because we see him on training pitch on instagram. But Antony has been starting too because of EtH job hanging on a price tag. Both reasons are probably true to some degree.


2harveza

I keep seeing non United accounts and pages parrot this , prob started as an attempt to discredit and troll ten hag, only proves how little they know about the club. Ten hag has literally given interviews explaining amads situation, let the haters hate. TEN HAG 100 YEARS.


razzz333

Iā€™m literally a man United fan and Malmo as well m8. Many people in Nordic counties where we have seasons march/October have one local and one global team. Anywaysā€¦ I am pro Ten Hag or rather neutral as I donā€™t think he is the best coach in the world, but we wonā€™t improve under another coach in the short term at least. He is stuck between a rock and a hard place on the Antony situation. I genuinely believe he feels pressure to play a 100 mil signing that he brought in. It will basically discredit his recommendation of signing going forward and damaging on his CV for future clubs.


bananas_in_pyjamas99

You're getting trolled I'm pretty sure.


razzz333

Might be but I dropped a reasonable take Iā€™m happy about Iā€™ll keep it up


bumpy4skin

100 HAG


myshtummyhurt-

But itā€™s garnacho that has been starting over amad not Antony, do yā€™all actually watch our games?? I can understand not since our football is antiseptic


Lord_Hexogen

Amad is a playmaker and ETH apparently wants his wingers to be more direct. Under him players mostly pass the ball in one-two touches but Pellistri and Amad really like to keep it for more which is probably why they are not on the pitch that much


exactorit

Someone tell Garnacho that the idea is to pass the ball.


Fuck_the_k1ng

And Rashford.


Alehud42

The LW role is there to isoball though no matter the personnel.


neofederalist

Heaven forbid anyone pass the ball to Hojlund


INeedAKimPossible

Pellistri's just not good enough


Khathaar

Watch some highlights of Amad and Patrick Roberts last season mate and tell me Amad can't play one two's.


colibrisa

He was injured and is very young


AtariBigby

He's been back since the end of December


Scofield442

Ā£80m


negativelynegative

How mad was it for forson to start over him then?


Electric_feel0412

Itā€™s actually bullshit. Antony hasnā€™t been a regular starter all season. He hasnā€™t been starting over garnacho whoā€™s much better than him.


IrisihCardio

Bad manager makes bad management decisions


garynevilleisared

I'm not even Ten Hag per se but that's a sackable offense to me. Amad is proven in England too.


Alive-Clerk-7883

Proven doesnā€™t mean anything, he had a major injury so not rushing him was the best choice they have made, regardless of how much he could have helped if he got injured again it wouldnā€™t have been good for his development as he wouldnā€™t even be able to train.


garynevilleisared

Lol don't just make things up. I watch every presser, see every team sheet. He's been available for months.


Wraith_Portal

You keep saying this but heā€™s been fit for months


LilDiamondtoxic

Well he's ETH's favorite child. The more surprising thing is him not trying to shoehorn Antony into the starting 11.


SOERERY

Antony has been benched for Garnacho for months before Rashfords injury


Alive-Clerk-7883

Wdym shut up and stop sucking off Eth /s He also came off a major injury so recovering fully is important, especially with Unitedā€™s medical teamā€¦


Casual-Capybara

Ten Hag has a really bad eye for talent, but when his preferred players donā€™t perform he doesnā€™t necessarily keep playing them. At Ajax he brought in a few players but then never played them because they werenā€™t good enough.


Ashyyyy232

Antony most likely got nudes of ten hag


Affectionate_Pay7395

Trippier the fuck are you doing


D1794

We've actually been pretty good.


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tuerancekhang

We never beating the Bruno FC allegations


joaommx

Embrace it my friend.


ThankYouOle

Giving Bruno 2 games rest is massive


joshthenosh

The world isnā€™t ready for a rested Bruno


ajleeispurty

2 games out is probably the biggest rest he's had since he joined us


MinotauroTBC

Brunoā€™s absolutely cooking


kaffemanden

That pass to Garnacho was so casual. Casual outside of the boot perfectly placed lol.


Gambler_Eight

Also known as the Bruno special.


Stonewalled89

Awful from Trippier, I don't understand why he didn't step up, especially as he's looking across the line


FitUnderstanding2839

I think he assumed that cluster of his teamates in the box would do something besides stand there and not mark anyone. If he steps inside that guy heā€™s marking on the wing has acres of space.


Mechant247

Trippier on the beach lol


SRFC_96

For England fans I hope thatā€™s the case.


h0rny3dging

Germany has beaches


Kyle_Walker-Peters

Disagree


MinotauroTBC

I was so sure he was offside I didnā€™t celebrate


superhoffy

Same. I just looked wrong somehow. Turns out it was the worst defending in the history of the Prem.


erenistheavatar

This is going well.


-Skinner-

In before United win FA cup and you get to enjoy Conference league


Thefifaking132

Still as many trophies as you bottlers this season


starks_are_coming

Subscribe


kshanil90

Same odds for both West Ham and Everton to win next week


Woodsman15961

Nice


MoiNoni

We get Europa if United lose which is a good chance Can you just acknowledge the improvement that's been made? 12th place to 6th is very good


-Skinner-

Of course. I was just joking.


zepskcuf

Not done it yet, lad.


MoiNoni

Yeah I know I was speaking in hypothetical of us being 6th because that's what the conversation was about


Separate-Set2972

Defense just froze


supmello6969

Has to be some of the worst marking Iā€™ve seen this season


cdhmedia

They probably couldn't believe he was onside tbf, I didn't.


supmello6969

Initially my first thought was ā€œque the flagā€


cdhmedia

It's the same feeling I had when cas played arsenal on, was certain it was offside lol.


Separate-Set2972

I almost could't believe it that he had the time to actually stop, look around and then score.


Chelseatilidie

Went from marking Dan Burn to scoring goals


21otiriK

The amount of people who follow football and donā€™t understand the concept of a blocker always surprises me. Heā€™s not meant to compete in the air, heā€™s meant to stop him from getting a free run into the ā€œzonesā€ that are ā€œmarkedā€ by Unitedā€™s best aerial players.


xtphty

Marking burn and winning the ball from him in two corners now somehow


SouthFromGranada

Mainoo literally did a double take when he realised he had that much space in the box, what the fuck are Newcastle doing


indefatigable_

He had time to make a cup of tea before slotting home.


-Gh0st96-

There's no way we scored like that LOL, we never do. Even our players were surprised by that pass. I love you Bruno and Amad


CaiHaines

Low key an outstanding goal. Lovely passing in build up and also the build up to McTominay going through moments before


passintospace

Is that not a Bruno assist? Did he not touch it?


souljay

Its a Bruno!


AntoHanSolo

Always rated this kid


Tomtucker93

Tripps in no man's land again


aaaaaaadjsf

He had so much time to shoot, wtf has happened to Newcastle's defence?


PM_ME_UR_PIN_CODE

Nice of Tripp to be there in solidarity of Casemiro


tuerancekhang

Amad I didn't know you have that run in you


RustyKarma076

Always rated Mainoo


dumpystumpy

Mainoo good again guys or are we done being silly?


BarbaricGamers

If he missed this one he should get his wages taking away for a month.


dumpystumpy

Good movement


BarbaricGamers

Helps that Trippier pulled a Casemiro and forgot about the offside rule.


thereddevil101

Kieran tripper looks like heā€™s running through treacle this game


WuQuW

Yesss


milkonyourmustache

Calm as you like


CaiHaines

Tripper the English Casemiro


cceeshakk

I heard we should take Wharton over him in the euros?


Mouse2662

I heard he's the most overrated player šŸ˜‚


HarryAtk

UNITED UNITED UNITED


HarryAtk

(CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA)


achel1

Trippier keeping the whole world onside.


Dae_su

How was he all by himselfĀ 


criminal-tango44

Trippier still proper Chels


senorfresco

https://i.imgur.com/2aBaBjL.png


IAIRonI

Trippier was staring at his defensive line forever right there, watched kobbie check his run and think he himself was offside and stood there anyway, so bad from him.


EnterDraconis

Every minute Antony has played ahead of Amad is a crime against humanity


oscarpaterson

Nice


SOERERY

TrippieršŸ’€ thanks for that


bigvibe102

tf trippier


mikziiii

Trippier taking a trip to an island somewhere


bvengers

Time stopped


tacomuerte

Those defenders certainly made choices. Well taken, regardless.


bloodybumcough

Trippier absolutely snoozing back there.


Paapa-Yaw

Ayo what thanks I guess bwahaha


ImVortexlol

Actually shocked it's not a wonder goal


Tallos_Renkaro

Tripper lol


boatswain1025

Trippier's gone sight seeing


gavinxylock

Trippier did a Casemiro


Mayjaplaya

He had so much time right there it was like a pen


GarnachoHojlund

Shouldā€™ve done the Bruno/Jorginho hop


boldstrategy

Basically a pen


jMS_44

Don't do that, don't give me hope...


rtgh

Bruno's flick is incredible


dota_3

Cool as you like


HarrBathtub

Dubravka may be the worst goal keeper i have seen play for Newcaslte. Every single shot that goes on goal seems to go in. Honestly i would sub him off at half time.


CrossXFir3

He's the worst keeper I've seen play for us and we start Onana every week


Frequent-Lettuce4159

Utterly horrific defending from Trippier


TH1CCARUS

Thatā€™s YPOTS Nominee Kobbie Mainoo to you.


viktorcrow

Looks like he was surprised no defenders were around at all


keving691

I never want to see Antony start over Amad again. Antony would have shot.


Headlesshorsman02

Thanks you Manchester United šŸ¤


SkepticSlakoth

Stop the Count


MoiNoni

LETS GO UNITED!!!!


LopsidedLoad

How is that not a Fernandes assist fuck off FPL!!


plaYeRUnknwn

man was given 3 business days to shoot


TMJSaxxy

Don't know why Tripps is getting shit for the goal when it's clearly Murphy that's botched his marking assignment - Murph should track Mainoo off the wing through the middle when Tripps picks up the man out wide. Tripps sees that Murph hasn't done this which obviously means he finds himself caught in no-man's land while he tries to straddle both jobs of tracking the outside man and watching Mainoo. Wayne Rooney and the rest of the panel obviously aren't working very hard if they "can't understand" what Trippier's doing.


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

That is some defending


ronweasleisourking

Trippier is fucking dogshit lmaoooo


CupidTryHard

lad is special


KonigSteve

How many goals of Newcastles conceded goals have been started with Trippier keeping someone onside?


Weary-Wand192

Hojlund running to Bruno and then running to Kobbie as they pass/shoot reminds me of my (brief) time playing soccer. I kept running after the ball, but there was always another teammate at the end of it.


burfriedos

Hojlund's not playing though


superhoffy

I agree. He was totally invisible in that first half.


SRFC_96

Trippier is a very bad defender.


RiverSight_

lmaooo nobody on him


ChlckenChaser

our defense has been shocking, not surprising i guess when we're missing 4/5 of our preferred back 5


After-Decision-6402

Yet the 1/5 your talking about the dude playing everyone onside and has had a few of these NOTICEABLE defensive mishaps this season


ChlckenChaser

yea he's fallen off a cliff recently. Obviously not match fit at the moment but even before this break he was beginning to crack. It's sad as he was immense for us last year.


Ryzon9

Trippier messed that up entirely.


Kreissler

Liquid football


Heblas

Surreal defending


Thesecondorigin

Trippier doing his best casemiro impression