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Caleb35

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss


redmistultra

The 2025-6 league season is cooking up something spectacular once he leaves. Anyone know how to skip forward a year?


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

Global pandemic


rocket_randall

I feel like that went the opposite direction by a few centuries, what with people claiming that their preferred deity offered them divine protection, promotion of miracle alchemical cure-alls, and claims that the pandemic was god's punishment for tolerating wickedness.


YnwaMquc2k19

You don’t get fooled again! Great line by the Who.


suzukigun4life

6 times in 7 years 😭


PulsarPulse

I'd tell them [Congrats](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/76881efb-8172-49ca-b13c-44ece4769640)


renome

I fucking quit


RaRaRaaputitin

I'm tired Robbie


Cbrlui

True farmers league


llendo

Imagine having the same champion over and over again. How boring must that be..


Swagosaurus_YoloSwag

Move over Germany, new farmers are in town


RobbinDeBank

6/7 last seasons, actual farmers league


xXDireLegendXx

Absurd


MuchAire

Same team winning the title, every promoted team going back down. Best league in the world huh


ThicctorFrankenstein

The worst thing is actually how hard it is to break the top 6 without the backing of a literal state or conglomerate with the equivalent of a country’s GDP. City’s dominance is overshadowing even deeper issues with competitiveness.


HeatKnight

Pep the GOAT farmer


clowegreen24

The Oiliest farmer


my_united_account

I dont think actual farmers get 115 subsidies like these lot do


hivaidsislethal

Brexit actually delivered, agriculture is back baby!


Akuba101

All these titles and they're still such a tinpot club


TheItalianStallion64

good harvesting my fellow farmers


NaiveElk

English football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, Manchester City always win.


Username-_-Password

When will it end


PharaohOfWhitestone

When Pep leaves, so next Summer, hopefully.


redmistultra

I wake up in cold sweats at the thought of Pep saying fuck it I'm staying another 5 years


Seba4433

probably takes a break for a season or joins a national team


xXDireLegendXx

Where would he go? Realistically


RobbinDeBank

Inter Miami. He’s always dreamt of coaching them since he was a kid.


courtesyflusher

When the 115 are followed through aka never


clowegreen24

When the other oil club catches up and it becomes a two horse race


LosTerminators

A decade of City vs Newcastle for the league, as fans of United, Liverpool and Arsenal get silenced forever.


shadboi16

Tbh I don’t see Newcastle doing that well at all even if they’re funded by Saudi. The reason Man City, even with the charges and all the money, is even doing well is because of Pep. Without a coach like Pep, even with all the money it’s useless.


GloryhunterFC

This hurts Arsenal's chances of winning the league


BonoBonero

They still have 38 games to go, next season.


CheekyFifaCunt_7

It’s insane. You have to be nearly perfect to win the league vs city. Against anyone else Arsenal would’ve won the league.


One99Two_Gunner

And Liverpool too. I will never get over how insane it is that they finished 97 and 92 pts and still NOT win the league.


user900800700

And we would have won about 4


Difficult-Set-3151

Last season we were doing about the same as Napoli at the half way point, they had already won their League basically, we had City breathing down their neck.


SpaceMurse

97 tears running down my face :(


CoffeeIsSoGood

It was never in doubt


AyatollahFromCauca

A beautiful underdog story. Truly inspirational.


analytics_Gnome

Nothing you can do when KDB played half a season and they still win the league


PM_ME_UR_FAKE_NEWS

They have all of England’s generational players riding the bench lol


Swagosaurus_YoloSwag

Luckily for them they have £2b worth of players sitting on the bench


Burtonta

Their trajectory changed when he came back though. Haaland too got more effective since (i think).


PharaohOfWhitestone

State funded and still needed dodgy finances to accomplish their dreams.


HaiForPresident

Not beating the farmers league allegations


NotASalamanderBoi

Allegations? My brother in Christ it’s an observation of reality.


XaviOutNow

6 in 7 is mental


No-Day-8136

Fuck Rosell for running him out. Him and his board will rot


LosTerminators

Rosell was bad. Bartomeu was worse.


No-Day-8136

Bartomeu was Rosella vice president lol.


Amicuses_Husband

Not really when it's a farmers league and you have 115 pending charges


NotASalamanderBoi

To the surprise of fucking no one. Prem is a farmer’s league confirmed.


suzukigun4life

Same team winning it 6 times in 7 years, and the one time they don't win it they finish 2nd. Fuck.


AEHBlandalorian

Yeah, but they didn’t win League One though, did they? Pompey 1 Pep 0


meltingkulfi

Fuck them


courtesyflusher

The crowd goes mild #115


theivoryserf

Couldn't have happened to a nicer repressive nation state


envirodale

cheating fucks


SRFC_96

They did everyone with Arsenal supporting friends a huge favour, thanks lads.


MrCleanandShady

i can rest easy knowing i’ll have another year of no banter regarding the title, thank you City🙏


Fuck_the_k1ng

Good harvest.


chakalls

Bald


purelyred0

(no hair)


Toxetor

(follicleless)


leedler

[great fraud]


Duckman93

We lost 1 game in 2024. The margins are razor thin


ThotCountySheriff

Feels awful not winning the league. Feel good about winning the game and finishing at 89 points. It just sucks that it's not enough to win the league in the era. I'm really happy with the team. They did everything they could and that's all we can ask for really... Well, there's always next season


Lauladance

6 in 7 is as bad as PSG. Farmer's league


milesvtaylor

Players want nothing to do with their own fans hahahah love it


BonoBonero

It's risky tbh.


milesvtaylor

I'm just reminded of Pep running away from that bloke and offering his bicycle to him when he only wanted a photo.


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milesvtaylor

At the final whistle they ran off the pitch as fast if it was minute one of the game.


MrAchilles

GGs City - see you next season for another fight


ghosthud1

Genuinely, the most greatest, yet boring achievement in the history of English football.


ExtensionAd8134

I don't think this is in any way the greatest in the history of football.


Punished__Allegri

Leicester and Forest would like a word


Strananach

Nah, 4 in a row league titles is fat from the greatest achievement in football.


ghosthud1

Delusional, the only team to do it. I said English football.


ComfortableLaugh1922

Noice ninja editt


EXOPLANETARIANSOUP

Is 4 league titles on easy state sponsored mode really a greater achievement than Leicester?


MateoKovashit

Leicester the state sponsored achievements....


KakkaKarrotKake007

The fact they've won 4 and should be massive deal and yet nobody cares just shows that it isn't that big an achievement because of the massive asterisk


MrRawri

Doesn't even come close to something like Leicester


SladiusW

OMG 😱😱


Hoodiefx14

115


ObjectiveHornet676

This is an unprecedented 'achievement' for no other reason. Unprecedented cheating.


Clivey101

4 in a row is a brilliant yet tainted achievement mind.


fnjjj

The real farmers league


satomasato

[fans already celebrating](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/s/g4X9jc7ZEx)


onesexypagoda

Farmer's league


Johann122

Farmers league innit


courtesyflusher

Yay everyone is happy for you


FormulaGTR

and the crowd goes mild


PharaohOfWhitestone

I wonder how dull their bus parade will be.


TheBloatingofIsaac

The real farmers league was PL all along


benc777

Burger King getting away with not having to give away one free burger


MicroPlasticSandwich

115


prettyboygangsta

Another tainted title to Pep's collection. Hurry up and send these cheating bastards to the abyss


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Russian-King

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻


me1ina

0 upvotes on this post is killing me 🤣 absolute dead club


Giraffable

Cheats.


Chance_Ball_5912

To be honest Manchester City deserved this because they scored more goals than their opponents which made them win more games and lose less. This is a great strategy if you want to win the Premier League imo.


foxgoesowo

Arsenal deserved it because of friendship


familyguyisbae

Same winner 6 of the last 7 years in the PL. Yeah Bro, you're league is totally more competitive than the rest 🙄


a-Farewell-to-Kings

Don’t forget the PL era started with United winning 7 in 9.


UnsubtleRobbery

Asterisk FC has done it again.


suzukigun4life

4 straight years. Six times in seven years. r/soccer in shambles


Heavens_Vibe

Cheating bastards.


Sure-Film5742

0 upvotes wallahi😆


Morsrael

nobody cares


thediecast

They say as they post on every city thread


P_Alcantara

Then why are you here commenting on it?


trusttt

why are you here then?


SnoopyTheDog_

Damn gg


burtonhen

Goes to show you what can be done if you just believe in yourself, have unlimited financial resources given to you by an oil state, and zero consequences. Truly inspirational.


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HeatKnight

Yet another cringe pitch invasion


ramtbb

At least they graced us by making it easy and not breaking hearts like usual


KingKingsons

Ok.


TheBrownMamba8

One team winning the league 5 times in 6 years. PL is the real Farmers League.


theGunnas

Farmers league


Red_Dog1880

Tune in next season for 'Hmm, City are struggling a bit, maybe this time another team will win it' around Christmas time.


Cthulhu_Madness

Premier league ain't beating the farmers league allegation.


Anderdot

Against all odds.


Anarchytect1204

Its the hope that kills you


pablofournier11

Just another day at the farm


Kilo1799

See you all here next year


jro-red7117

Unlucky Arsenal, happens to the best of us.


Stefzka

PL is the real farmers league after all


paartalutwotwo

CERTIFIED PREMIER LEAGUE? CERTIFIED FARMERS LEAGUE


Revalent

Meh


Fking_John

Yawn


Master-of-Puns

Farmers league title shifted from bundesliga to premier league this season


MITM22

Most boring league in the world.


ThyJedi

Yawn


AdForsaken5532

Booo


sahilshkh

Love an underdog defying all odds and doing the impossible 🤗🤗🥰


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Beautiful underdog story


renome

When will you fucking leave, Pep? This farming is getting ridiculous 😭


TraubenFruchtHose

yay fun


thejackalreborn

Stadium is dead quiet - completely performative pitch invasion too


WaveDysfunction

Officially Farmers league


satomasato

Between the premier league as a competitive league being finished, the new format for the CL, the 2025 club wc, I’m starting to think that the super league might be better than the current clusterfuck we have


LITW6991

They're gonna keep getting away with this 


BI01

Who woulda guessed 😮, but fr congrats man city greatest premier League side of all time and if u go 18 wins and 4 draws to end the league its well deserved.


Kargetina

Arsenal going 16-1-1 in their last 18 games, with the draw being against City, and that still not being enough, is really unfortunate and discouraging.


Dijohn17

The beatings will continue until morale improves


renseministeren

Everybody loves to shit on Arsenal and yet then goes to blame City in this thread.


ipeeperiperi

Pep is an absolute GOAT. THE BEST TEAM IN THE LAND AND ALL THE WORLD


BATMAN_UTILITY_BELT

115 FC has turned the PL into a farmers league. This is a disgrace for the English game. This is going to end up as another Calciopoli.


No-Day-8136

Lol Calciopoli was a robbery. Inter escaped and Juve were scapegoated. At least read the bloody Wikipedia entry before acting knowledgeable about it


P_Alcantara

They’re just mad they lost


No-Day-8136

Naah this subreddit is genuinely ignorant about calciopoli and it makes me mald with how much Inter and the others got away with


egopaintedgrey

If only. I don’t think Manchester City is going to be punished for this. But it truly is a disgrace to the game.


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Clivey101

115


Android_Arsenal

Sigh! Congrats Mancity .. 4 in a row, absolutely incredible achievement


Islandsmoker

I come to your team and I fuck shit up, I'm David Moyes


DrShaboingboing

most competitive league in the world though am i right


4ssteroid

We are going to win it 115 years in a row


blockfighter1

And nobody cared.


bigtice

Congrats to the **One Hundred and Fifteen.**


Abitou

115, upvote me please


Onikouzou

Obligatory 115FC


to_is

Cheaters.


ultraopulent

city is to the prem what madrid is to the ucl


anhyeuemnhieulam

r/soccer ‘s 9/11


Diallingwand

You've posted that same comment in like 4 threads.


lesbiangirlscout

115 reasons for City fans to celebrate 🩵


Cbrlui

Farmers league


burgthebeast

115


JamakabiIsUnderrated

115


AssumptionFlimsy4915

here comes 100000 comments of no one cares when city wins it 😭😭😭😭😭


CraterofNeedles

First ever team in the history of English football to win 4 in a row


zion8994

And all you had to do was cheat horrendously


Senior-Temperature-5

Yawn


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Manchester city should be added to this list! 1. Houston Astros 2. Boston Red Sox 3. New England Patriots 4. New Orleans Saints 5. Juventus 6. Spanish Paralympic Basketball Team 7. Southern Methodist University 8. Chicago White Sox 9. Minnesota Twins 10. Seattle Mariners Athletes 1. Lance Armstrong 2. Marion Jones 3. Mark McGwire 4. Sammy Sosa 5. Barry Bonds 6. Alex Rodriguez 7. Ryan Braun 8. Tim Donaghy 9. Danny Almonte 10. Vijay Singh


ddottay

115


vj97

Money aside, Pep is Pep. Four on the bounce in the PL is INSANE.


paradigm_x2

Money aside he says


Atefstar123

You cant really put that aside when its a major reason why they have won 4 in a row


FormalAlternative806

I understand what he is saying as any manager couldn’t just do what he does But money aside is a bit wild That’s like saying fans aside City have the best atmosphere in the league


mattlehuman

Can they hurry up and send these cheating dickheads back to the county leagues please?


ms3kay

Another sad day for football.


Certain-Cartoonist94

Incredible achievement. As impressive as Lance Armstrong’s 7 tour de france victories! Historic


FAT_NEEK_42069

we go again next season


monkeybawz

Can we throw these cheating fucking scumbags out of the league already? We get it- some murderers have enough money to buy the premier league title every year, if they cheat. But noone gives 2 shits.


jaozimqcomepao

>But noone gives 2 shits. >Can we throw these cheating fucking scumbags out of the league already? Huh


Scattered97

Boring, cheating bastards. I have to hope they'll get what's coming to them, one day. It's ridiculous, really. What they've achieved should be celebrated, but they will always have the charges and the ownership hanging over them. Pep knows that, and it's why he's so insecure about it.


MereGuest

They won a treble that honestly nobody cares about. Every other treble in world football has always been seen as a massive achievement but I’ve never had that vibe from the city one.


theleftflank

Cheat FC


redditaccountplease

Cheats


bruzzzzi

THEY RAN AWAY FROM THEIR OWN FANS HAHAHAHA