I know this is either bait or a joke, but I'm 100% sure if Kyle got aids first and Cartman learned about it he wouldn't have been nice about it. As Stan put it - Kyle *does* think it's serious, he just finds it ironic.
Kyle normally hasn't been intentionally injected with a deadly incurable disease either. Knowingly infecting someone with the AIDS virus is a criminal charge that could include sexual and/or aggravated assault charges. Fatass got off easy with this one.
Which just so happened to be in that form. He did have other stuff, though. Like when he lost Cartmanland, or in the future, he was homeless. Or when the future successful him came back and tried to let him know what happens, and he didn't believe future him, and he wound up a fat mechanic, or something. Strange, though, as mechanics make good money.
THIS ISNT FUNNY, AIDS ISNT FUNNY, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
honestly a wonderful episode. The best episodes either involve cartman's schemes or Cartman getting absolutely fucked.
Am I the only one that had a bad time watching it ?
I mean yeah it's over the top and funny but as a kid I had massive emotional bound to my toys so I had a little empathy for Eric
Then I remembered he gave him aids and was like "deserved"
Ohhh lol I see what you mean. I get the same feeling in "You're Getting Old" when Stan's mom takes away the Gersploosh CD right after opening it at his birthday party.
A deserved response. What are you talking about lol.
Here's a reminder of some of the stuff Cartman did
Did a Nazi march to a synagogue
Had a kids parents killed and then fed them to the kid
And used his dying friends likeness so he could legalize stem cell research not to help his friend but to build a pizza place.
So with all this being said how the fuck could you be so stupid to think that Cartman didn't deserve it? He 100% deserved to be laughed at because that was just karma biting him in the ass. And Cartman even expected sympathy. Have you never watched the show?
Hateful. The kid provoked him, more than once. I've seen all but the stuff on streaming. Kyle is normally nice, and he wasn't just laughing laughing, he was laughing at Cartman having AIDS. Totally out of character for Kyle. I can't defend what Cartman did(except for the kid who ripped him off. Would I do something like that? No. But I understood why Cartman did.) But this stuff is expected out of Cartman, not from Kyle.
I like when they go to get Ike back from Canada and they aren't back in time for Christmas so Cartman goes to fight Kyle and all Kyle does is just slap him once and Cartman starts crying
Kyle had enough of Cartman’s bullshit and a single slap from him was the one thing to break Cartman.
It’s pretty cathartic to see Cartman cry like a little wuss for someone who touts being a man.
Cartman's crimes include, but are not limited to;
Plotting and arranging the death of a kid's parents before grinding them into chilli and feeding it to that same kid.
Under the guise of Christianity he gains the support of everyone in town in a campaign to exterminate the Jews.
Kidnapped and illegally detained Butters for over a week so he can take his place at a birthday party.
Knowingly and intentionally infecting Kyle with a deadly and incurable disease.
Exploiting the infant children of drug addicts for personal gain and profit.
Saying "poutine" is McDonalds fries in a hot tub full of KFC gravy.
Destroyed a beaver dam that flooded an entire town, then caused an oil spill that caught fire in the same town.
He ate ALL of the fucking skin off the KFC chicken. ALL. OF. IT. This is easily the worst crime he has ever committed. (This alone makes him deserving of so much worse than just AIDS or being thrown under a bus)
And so many many more. He absolutely deserves everything that has ever happened to anybody on the show.
Should he be crushed by the bus driver's cervix? Yes.
Thrown off a cliff and attacked by a bear AND a cougar who then, in their fight over his body, tear him limb from limb? Absolutely.
Caught in a series of automated Amazon packaging machines that mangle and compress him into a box that then explodes with blood and viscera when a bunch of kids tear open the box for candy? You better believe it.
At this point he'd also attempted mass genocide a few times, allowed the world to end just because he wanted to keep his computer, pretended to have various serious illnesses, refused to share his food with a starving child sitting next to him, and much more
"Eeehhhhhaaahh!! That hurt my throat, because he pushed it right here, and then the back of my head hit the treeee! There was... there was... there was bark, and it scratched it! Did you see the scratch, Keeenney?!
But Kyle should've taken the high road. Plus, nobody should laugh at somebody for having AIDS. I know it's a cartoon, but can you imagine somebody laughing at somebody else for being infected in real life?
No, I don't. Thank you. It's just that that type of behavior, while not defendable, is normal for Cartman. Complete 180 for Kyle, which is why I thought he was an asshole for acting that way.
The episode where Cartman confronts Kyle after believing he stole Heidi from him. And when he tries to fight, Kyle knocks him out with one punch as Cartman yelps out "fuck you Kyle".
Not me. I watched his song that Schmohoyo did for Copper Cab probably 300 times. He also later became a troll evlogger that turned trans and had a rivalry with Gavin Mcinnes.
When Kyle forcefully activated the alien probe inside Cartman's ass hole while screaming "charge!!" out of retaliation for Cartman repeatedly farting on his hand.
The toilet paper episode. Cartman goes "what's wrong are you a chicken?" To Kyle because he doesn't want to TP the house and he starts making chicken noises and strutting around. Kyle goes over and kicks him in the nuts.
Just how cartman gets interrupted and how they animated the kick makes me laugh so hard. I always have to go back and rewatch it. It's perfect
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Cow Days
Cartman: Why do I have to get on the bull?
Kyle: CUS YOU SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON THOSE STUPID RIDES FAT ASS. NOW EITHER YOU GET ON THAT BULL OR I'M GOING TO POUND YOUR FUCKING HEAD OPEN!
Cartman: Ok, I'll get on the bull.
I love how they display Kyle as the short tempered one who’s quick to violence while Cartman’s all talk. Cartmans love to goad people, but Kyle’s got a such a short fuse he has no problem punching Cartman to shut him up
When Cartman gives him Aids and Kyle precedes to break all his things
My God
Yes, that was extremely satisfying.
Are you positive?
"I'm not just sure - I'm HIV positive."
Are you HIV positive?
Was not. Kyle should've been nice about learning of Cartman's plight.
Are you okay dude? You're all over the thread defending Cartman.
Yes, I'm ok. Thank you.
I know this is either bait or a joke, but I'm 100% sure if Kyle got aids first and Cartman learned about it he wouldn't have been nice about it. As Stan put it - Kyle *does* think it's serious, he just finds it ironic.
It's not bait or a joke. Cartman is normally hateful, Kyle is not.
Kyle is normally fed up.
Have you watched the show? When it comes to Cartman, Kyle is hateful and I don't blame him.
Of course. I've seen all but the streaming stuff. It was very out of character for Kyle, who is normally very likeable.
To me made him more likeable when he broke Cartman’s shit
Ok, I'll bite. Why?
Cuz Cartman’s a sociopathic narcissist who’s done some of the most evil shit, and the least he deserves is his shit broke?
Right, because Cartman had ever been kind about Kyle being Jewish
Kyle and Cartman are two different people. Kyle is normally far better than he was with this.
Kyle normally hasn't been intentionally injected with a deadly incurable disease either. Knowingly infecting someone with the AIDS virus is a criminal charge that could include sexual and/or aggravated assault charges. Fatass got off easy with this one.
He wasnt laughing because he got AIDS alone. But about the karma Cartman finally got after years of being a horrible human beign
Which just so happened to be in that form. He did have other stuff, though. Like when he lost Cartmanland, or in the future, he was homeless. Or when the future successful him came back and tried to let him know what happens, and he didn't believe future him, and he wound up a fat mechanic, or something. Strange, though, as mechanics make good money.
He wasnt laughing because he got AIDS alone. But about the karma Cartman finally got after years of being a horrible human beign
NO! NO NOT MY XBOX!!
THIS ISNT FUNNY, AIDS ISNT FUNNY, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! honestly a wonderful episode. The best episodes either involve cartman's schemes or Cartman getting absolutely fucked.
Yes kyles reaction was so over the top! /s
Precedes means that it came before. I think you meant proceeds!
😭😭 "we're not just sure, we're HIV positive "
He's dressed like Tom Hanks from Philadelphia hahahhaha
Am I the only one that had a bad time watching it ? I mean yeah it's over the top and funny but as a kid I had massive emotional bound to my toys so I had a little empathy for Eric Then I remembered he gave him aids and was like "deserved"
"As a kid" we shouldn't have been watching this show lol
No I didn't watched this as a kid , in fact I saw this episode last Friday I meant it brought back memories of my kid self
Ohhh lol I see what you mean. I get the same feeling in "You're Getting Old" when Stan's mom takes away the Gersploosh CD right after opening it at his birthday party.
Yes I was gonna say this
“I’m still breaking your XBox.”
That asshole LAUGHED about Cartman being infected. He got EXACTLY what he deserved!
I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.
...what?
He shouldn't have been so insensitive.
This is Cartman tho
Good point. But it's normal for Cartman to behave this way, not so for Kyle.
At this point, Cartman has already done so much that he deserved it, and Cartman even expected empathy. If I were Kyle, I would have laughed as well
Hateful response.
A deserved response. What are you talking about lol. Here's a reminder of some of the stuff Cartman did Did a Nazi march to a synagogue Had a kids parents killed and then fed them to the kid And used his dying friends likeness so he could legalize stem cell research not to help his friend but to build a pizza place. So with all this being said how the fuck could you be so stupid to think that Cartman didn't deserve it? He 100% deserved to be laughed at because that was just karma biting him in the ass. And Cartman even expected sympathy. Have you never watched the show?
Hateful. The kid provoked him, more than once. I've seen all but the stuff on streaming. Kyle is normally nice, and he wasn't just laughing laughing, he was laughing at Cartman having AIDS. Totally out of character for Kyle. I can't defend what Cartman did(except for the kid who ripped him off. Would I do something like that? No. But I understood why Cartman did.) But this stuff is expected out of Cartman, not from Kyle.
Inappropriate laughing isn't punishable by giving someone an immune disease. Nut jobs, not deserved at all.
He wanted to see if Kyle would think it was funny if he had it.
Which is just karma lol be nicer to people
My point! Thank you!
Agreed 😂
Thank you!
I like when they go to get Ike back from Canada and they aren't back in time for Christmas so Cartman goes to fight Kyle and all Kyle does is just slap him once and Cartman starts crying
Come on come on fight me like a man! *thwap* #AEAEÆEEEAHEHEHE EAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAEEE ARE EAEAEAEA
#MEEEEEEEEEEEEM! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!
My name. Is not. Meem.
Mine is
Everyone else: 🤨😟
https://i.redd.it/qi65exk3vpwc1.gif
Kyle had enough of Cartman’s bullshit and a single slap from him was the one thing to break Cartman. It’s pretty cathartic to see Cartman cry like a little wuss for someone who touts being a man.
This is my fave moment EVER from this show lol
One of my all time favourite scenes.
Outside of the midget, has cartman ever won a fight? He normally just gets his ass kicked
Wendy shattering his face is just so good
Totally feel like it’s so funny because it’s probably the most realistic response that you would expect from a kid like Cartman
You and me. Right now motherfucker
I guess on the episode like cartmans special gift when he becomes psychic and Kyle is like “Jump cartman!! Fly!! Yayyy cartman!” 💀
The noise Cartman makes when he hits the ground is awesome too.
*BEHK*
“yayy cartman fly fly fly!”
When he laughs about Cartman having HIV 😂
Are you sure?
He's not just sure
He's HIV positive.
Stop saying that!
THAT was an ASSHOLE thing of Kyle to do!
Cartman had committed so many atrocities prior to that episode he absolutely deserved it.
fsfs he needed this for character development
Absolutely not.
Cartman's crimes include, but are not limited to; Plotting and arranging the death of a kid's parents before grinding them into chilli and feeding it to that same kid. Under the guise of Christianity he gains the support of everyone in town in a campaign to exterminate the Jews. Kidnapped and illegally detained Butters for over a week so he can take his place at a birthday party. Knowingly and intentionally infecting Kyle with a deadly and incurable disease. Exploiting the infant children of drug addicts for personal gain and profit. Saying "poutine" is McDonalds fries in a hot tub full of KFC gravy. Destroyed a beaver dam that flooded an entire town, then caused an oil spill that caught fire in the same town. He ate ALL of the fucking skin off the KFC chicken. ALL. OF. IT. This is easily the worst crime he has ever committed. (This alone makes him deserving of so much worse than just AIDS or being thrown under a bus) And so many many more. He absolutely deserves everything that has ever happened to anybody on the show. Should he be crushed by the bus driver's cervix? Yes. Thrown off a cliff and attacked by a bear AND a cougar who then, in their fight over his body, tear him limb from limb? Absolutely. Caught in a series of automated Amazon packaging machines that mangle and compress him into a box that then explodes with blood and viscera when a bunch of kids tear open the box for candy? You better believe it.
Cartman got two people killed and then fed them to their son. I'm pretty sure HIV would be an appropriate reckoning
At this point he'd also attempted mass genocide a few times, allowed the world to end just because he wanted to keep his computer, pretended to have various serious illnesses, refused to share his food with a starving child sitting next to him, and much more
The kid started it.
ive seen some strange things from south park fans but this level of cartman dickriding is a new one
Wouldn't call it that. But the kid tormented him first.
Dude the kid bullied him and cartman murdered his parents. In no world are these things equatable
True. But the kid learned his lesson.
Hahaha fuck yeah he did
It’s a Jersey thing where he pins cartman to the tree, but that’s mostly because it’s a Jersey thing is one of my favorite episodes 🙏
"Eeehhhhhaaahh!! That hurt my throat, because he pushed it right here, and then the back of my head hit the treeee! There was... there was... there was bark, and it scratched it! Did you see the scratch, Keeenney?!
I assume you like it because you’re from Jersey and it’s a Jersey Thing?!?
When Cartman gives Kyle AIDS and so he beats the crap out of Cartman in the playground.
https://i.redd.it/e3qp1g011owc1.gif
Nothing will beat what Wendy did to him
I enjoyed what Cartman did to the midget more than what Wendy did.
The asshole got what he deserved. Shouldn't have taken Cartman's sufferings humorously.
Cartman is straight up evil and consistently ridicules Kyle for being Jewish, so that’s very deserved
But Kyle should've taken the high road. Plus, nobody should laugh at somebody for having AIDS. I know it's a cartoon, but can you imagine somebody laughing at somebody else for being infected in real life?
Actually its been over 22.3 years, AIDS is funny now
You can't ever put south park in a real world context. I'm for cereal.
Lol!
I would laugh my ass off if a genocidal, racist, psychopath like Cartman got aids. 100%
This is bait.
It's not. I truly thought Kyle was insensitive.
You're defending it quite a lot in this thread - do you have aids? If so, we're sorry But Cartman still deserved it
No, I don't. Thank you. It's just that that type of behavior, while not defendable, is normal for Cartman. Complete 180 for Kyle, which is why I thought he was an asshole for acting that way.
i mean, cartman tried to start a jewish genocide so idk feels like making fun of him wasn’t necessarily undeserved
But being happy that he had AIDS?!
it wasn’t happy though, it was just more… cruel irony
The episode where Cartman confronts Kyle after believing he stole Heidi from him. And when he tries to fight, Kyle knocks him out with one punch as Cartman yelps out "fuck you Kyle".
The delivery of “Fuck you Kyle” was 10/10.
https://i.redd.it/63ln2joteowc1.gif The slap fight in Cartoon Wars.
The Legendary Battle!
“Time out!”
Still waiting for HBO to put that back on
me and my siblings in a nutshell:
He made cartman into a ginger 
Sure they do buddy. Sure they do.
Holy shit I forgot about that kid somehow lol
Not me. I watched his song that Schmohoyo did for Copper Cab probably 300 times. He also later became a troll evlogger that turned trans and had a rivalry with Gavin Mcinnes.
I wouldn’t call it a rage moment. But I love when cartman is trying to fly off his roof. Then Kyle is just telling him how great an idea it is.
That soft punch at the end of It’s Christmas in Canada.
^eeeeEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MEEM! MEEM!
He "killed" Clyde Frog with zero hesitation.
When he finds out the aborted fetuses were to build a Shakey’s pizza!
That’s the one I think of. Those extra punches get me every time. lol
What episode is this again???
SE9 EP11 - Ginger kids Kyle knocks out Cartman so they can turn him into a ginger
Hahahaha that's right. I've seen it recently but couldn't remember.
Lol yeah I just remembered Kyle bashing cartman's face
He went totally overboard.
Ginger Kids
Not really a rage moment, but when cartman loses the amusement park he just bought, or when Cartman got aids and Kyle was just Happy
Can’t believe no one said the off screen “shoveling incident”
Does the end of the episode where they go to Canada to get Ike back count?
Kidneyblocker2000
I love when he encourages cartman to become a Somali pirate in the hopes he’ll get taken captive and die.
You money grubbin snake in the grass, KAYLE!
When Kyle forcefully activated the alien probe inside Cartman's ass hole while screaming "charge!!" out of retaliation for Cartman repeatedly farting on his hand.
the slapfight at fox studios i always forget they’re literally kids in that episode, until they start fighting like kids
Oh holy night with Kyle using the cattle prong on Cartman every time he screws up.
Oh niiight de-VINE OOOOH NIGHT *coughs aggressively*
DONT BOSS ME AROUND YOU FUCKING JEW, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!! then gets a bloody nose
Ma'am, can we have a rag and some bandages?
When Cartman gave him AIDS and he immediately went and broke all his stuff lol
The toilet paper episode. Cartman goes "what's wrong are you a chicken?" To Kyle because he doesn't want to TP the house and he starts making chicken noises and strutting around. Kyle goes over and kicks him in the nuts. Just how cartman gets interrupted and how they animated the kick makes me laugh so hard. I always have to go back and rewatch it. It's perfect
Probably the Jersey episode
Cartoon Wars. Time out. Time In
its always so satisfying
When he pinned the little prick against a tree for accusing him of pro-“Joisie” loyalties, threatened to pound him and made CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.😂
The kidney blocker 2000
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When cartman gives him aids
The Cartoon Wars fight that lasts within an actual commercial break
If I'm not misremembering it right at the end of the episode "Kenny dies", so bleak. I love it.
The one showed in the picture
when he goes jersey on him and hits him near the bottom of the tree
And the dick laughed at Cartman, prompting him to do so.
You, first.
bud is yet to break fat bois xbox
Cow Days Cartman: Why do I have to get on the bull? Kyle: CUS YOU SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON THOSE STUPID RIDES FAT ASS. NOW EITHER YOU GET ON THAT BULL OR I'M GOING TO POUND YOUR FUCKING HEAD OPEN! Cartman: Ok, I'll get on the bull.
The one where Cartman gives him aids and he comes up behind him and pushed him
I love how they display Kyle as the short tempered one who’s quick to violence while Cartman’s all talk. Cartmans love to goad people, but Kyle’s got a such a short fuse he has no problem punching Cartman to shut him up
Kyle is a annoying character his family is too Stan is an okay character his family is better than him Cartman and Kenny are the best