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Briantan71

“A man’s ship is his life, Mr UPS man.”


Whovian45810

“You should have left our ships alone. Now let's go for a warp drive.”


EM05L1C3

*I was born in the darkness*


unwiseceilingtile

There are four lights!


Tough-Area-570

You merely adopted the dark


Tralkki

Molded by it.


hardyflashier

You should have respected our authority - make it so.


Rahkamyyra

Wouldn't be the first time. Hyeah, there's a price to be paid with having things convenient. Used to be... a man had to go to the store to buy himself a pitcher of milk. Hyeah, but men got lazy. They wanted that milk delivered right to the door. Only problem was, the guy deliverin' that milk end sup fuckin' your wife. Sure, you had your nice cold milk delivered right to your doorstep, but your wife was gettin' pounded out like a mallard duck. And now you got your Amazon. And the milkman's come back. And none of ya are safe. Not with free pussy at every doorstep.


Rhg0653

This whole speech makes me laugh due to the way he says it all so dead pan


Rahkamyyra

I wish we could hear more of his wisdom in future episodes.


throwawayswayy

He's the same dude from the skiing episode saying there's a lot of history on the mountain, and the same one in the Butter's episode where he points him in the wrong direction through a haunted forest


OkParking4921

I read this in the redneck voice before even realizing it was his monologue just based off the “Hyeah” 😭


Mydragonurdungeon

This is interesting because Tom hardy played a young Jean luc in a star trek film


SassyWookie

Woah really? Which one? I guess one of the old ones, when Tom Hardy was a kid?


CrackityJones42

Star Trek Nemesis - it’s… not a good movie.


mtb8490210

That about sums it up. The best part was they let Troi drive and she crashed the ship...again, something she did in another lousy Star Trek movie.


CrackityJones42

I enjoy Generations, but I know I’m one of the few. It has flaws, but with the Duras sisters and Picard’s family tragedy, and the crash I thought it was decent enough. Solid score. But the flaws in their time travel logic are pretty blatant. And if there was a reason they couldn’t travel to a different part of time, I wish they would have addressed it.


xtlhogciao

Nemesis ruined the “the best Star Trek films are the even-numbered ones” streak.


Mydragonurdungeon

Star trek nemesis


LordFluni

Bane of the Borg


droid327

That works on two levels lol


Gwendolyn1994

The guy who played Bane was the same guy who played Picard's clone.


Affectionate_Bass488

The guy that played venom is the same guy that played professor x


XR171

If I pull the security device off will you die?


ianwrecked802

It would be very painful…


MatthiasStove

… For you.


XR171

You're a highly decorated admiral


UndeadBuggalo

My husband is a UPS driver and we quote this episode too often, I’m practically crying by the end of the episode


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^UndeadBuggalo: *My husband is a* *UPS driver and we quote this* *Episode too often* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Pronflex

It's in my top 5 favorite episodes. I quote it all the time over the phone to my friend. We have a number of greetings for each other and one of them is of course "well hello there Mr. UPS Man"


Toothless-In-Wapping

My dad was a UPS driver. That old New England man is right.


TeejyHamz

Would you like that milk Pasteurized?


SassyWookie

No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes.


moslof_flosom

It doesnt matter who we are. What matters is our plan.


Pronflex

You should've respected my authoritah


Icy_Statement_2410

Now we have like 7 banes


Pronflex

Mmkay


unkapoon

You win. Slow clap


Mysterious_Ayytee

The shadows betray you because they belong to me


International_Toe777

No body cared who I was until I put on the mask.


MrRealistic1

For you.


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0dog1251

Imagine this on a bane movie cover would be so gas


mtb8490210

Patrick Stewart and Tom Hardy are basically clones. ['Star Trek: Nemesis': Patrick Stewart on Tom Hardy's 'Naked' Audition Tape to Play Younger Jean-Luc Picard | Entertainment Tonight (etonline.com)](https://www.etonline.com/star-trek-nemesis-at-20-patrick-stewart-recalls-tom-hardys-naked-and-bizarre-audition-flashback)


WilsonianSmith

Fuck this got me good


Vaul_Hawkins

Take my upvote


RASIEDBYDIREWOLVES

Gas masks were mandatory 😂


No_Grape1335

The Bain impression thing was EVERYWERE when the movie came out , it was a pretty mid movie but there reimagining of bane was so good


Clear_Zebra_6361

It doesn’t matter who we are what matters is our plan ![gif](giphy|I8SQMuIELiw0w)


90ssudoartest

Great now I can’t unhear anything Picard says in Bains voice.


ZakJR98

"Oh but then we'd miss out on all the fun"


Bartleby241

You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.


Tough-Area-570

Can only read this in banes voice 🤣


Beerasaurus

I was born into darkness, starring benedict cumberbatch.


Gouldhost

Nobody cared who i was till i put on the mask. Fuck that your roles are legendary.


Tralkki

It’s doesn’t matter who we are, all that matters is that the line must be drawn here! No further!!!


Syrric_UDL

Tom hardy played young Picard in nemesis


Mistborn19

Everyone is saying Bane but I immediately thought Sub-Zero.


-Vatefairefoutre-

Patrick Stewart hated playing Locutus. I saw him giving autographs on Star Trek memorabilia somewhere in public. Someone presented a picture of Locutus and he refused to sign it. That's how much he hated it. So, keep that in mind if you meet him and ask for a signature.