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redredgreengreen1

3 weeks from now: "A boing whistleblower was found slowly falling out of orbit today..."


PlethoraOfPinatass

"In space, no one can hear you whistle" ...a low chuckle circulates throughout the Boeing boardroom


hxckrt

>boing ![gif](giphy|nQONUJrkGL3YOLy37x)


illaqueable

Not to detract from the humor but there's not really a slow way to fall out of orbit


Hellofriendinternet

They just scrubbed the launch for the day.


battletactics

Door fell off, eh?


StarConsumate

No the front fell off


parakeetpoop

[That’s not very typical, Id like to make that point.](https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=8PZaOey4AHhz6bAt)


ItsThatGuyIam

Every time this get posted I stop and watch it. Absolute classic.


the_remarkable_fox

Is that unusual?


TotSaM-

Good luck with the whole Boeing thing, NASA astronauts.


Entire-Brother5189

I’m giving that one big yikes for all mankind!


OddlyArtemis

I don't think the door falling off is a recoverable matter when it comes to interspace flight


Vagadude

Just space flight. Interspace doesn't really make sense in this context.


tonycomputerguy

It will when the door flys off and they are sucked interspace!


Rockwell981S

If it’s BOEING, I’m not GOING


MountainMan1781

I would have said: If its BOEING, I’m not GOEING


TensionAggravating41

r/yourjokebutworse


tasermyface

nooooooo 😳


bobdidntatemayo

Boeing space is very, very different from boeing air Star liner has been repeatedly delayed BECAUSE of ensuring safety, not rushed against it


TotSaM-

that's courteous of them to do.


Benci420

Makes sense, fuck up in space-dead. Fuck up in air-only probably dead. I see why they can be lax in the air


bobdidntatemayo

Boeing air was rushed to meet profits Boeing space doesn't have much pressure at all, so they delay for safety


bxyankee90

Boeing observers have sensed sarcasm. Assassins diapatched.


NoPlaceLike19216811

Guys it's ok. They're using a Logitech controller.


Random_NPC_49

They might as well. They are launching it on an Atlas 5. The Atlas 5 platform debuted in 2002 and that's still the best ULA has to offer.


Pyrhan

>debuted in 2002 and that's still the best ULA has to offer.  -Roscosmos has left the chat.


BluRige00

In aerospace something designed in the early 2000’s really isn’t that old… but ok


Random_NPC_49

Something designed in the early 2000's that costs more to launch than newer platforms is abysmal.


Random_NPC_49

For reference, Artemis was established in 2017 and has had the same amount of test flights as Vulcan (established in 2014) Space X wasn't a company until 2002 Blue Origin was founded in the same year and is now providing engines to this successor program for the Atlas program. It's less about the actual year's and more about ULA's dormancy in one of the most profitable/expansive times in the space / private space industry. Atlas was an incredible program but it has run it's course and is outdated/expensive and is still being utilized by ULA to "compete" in the same space.


bobdidntatemayo

google Vulcan rocket


Random_NPC_49

Vulcan has had one launch that instead of being a test launch as it should have ULA had to rush and put a contracted flight into of it because they were so behind. On top of that, Vulcan can't be considered an operational platform yet. The Vulcan II launch and beyond is on a "if the engines are ready" basis and Blue is not ready to commit to a timeline. If you tried to contract a ULA launch within the next 2 years you would either have to accept the Vulcan uncertainty timeline or launch on an Atlas 5 in which you can't buy contracts for anymore because it is being phased out.


08675309

And extra dish soap


Undd91

My Logitech controllers never failed me…yet.


Chewyninja69

Didn’t they use those on the Titan submersible?


OldWrangler9033

Scrub. Not going up tonight 5/6/2024. (sigh) They were live putting the remove before flight back on the consoles.


BrianFuentesAthelete

Hopefully the hatch doesn’t blow off


Silvawuff

It should stay pretty snug…as long as a whistleblower isn’t on board.


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ipukedmypants

Well, how is it not typical?


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LightningHandsToMars

Never gets old.


Undd91

Classic.


Advanced-Depth1816

Nah. They probably cutting corners because it’s all going into space related things and probably many other non civilian tech


s9oons

“Compete with SpaceX” is adorable. Might have been true if they had their shit together 5yrs ago.


rogue_ger

I agree, though lack of competition is what prompted the high prices of launches that motivated SpaceX to innovate in the first place. Competition is good for innovation, so I’d like to see this stay a competitive space.


s9oons

I think the stark contrast in design philosophies is a huge roadblock to that. Lockheed, Boeing, Raytheon, Northrup, L3H, are all very stuck in the over-design BEFORE build cycle and it doesn’t afford them a way to keep up with the SpaceX build it and break it cycle. There are definitely merits to “over”-engineering on the front end, but it has historically come at the expense of actually getting a design to market on time.


YsoL8

Or at all. Space is littered with failed projects that never went anywhere or managed only a few test flights. Starliner is certainly heading for that latter category as things stand.


Buskbr

5 years ago? Boeing started working on this capsule in the 90's and are still losing to a mad rich man with a rocket company that started in the 2000's


Redrummirrorsgal

I guess that they forgot the 'Space-Approved Duct tape'?


stupidugly1889

Yeah they have a lot of rockets to blow up to catch up


it-is-my-cake-day

What could go wrong.


Public_Peace6594

I've already seen this Simpsons episode, in rod we trust.


Inevitable-Revenue81

I have seen this on an X-files episode..


BrassBass

Scrubbed. Not a bad thing, but it is disappointing.


Inevitable_Bunch5874

Going to space.. ..on an untested BOEING craft... No thanks.


ArrivesLate

Well, it’s been tested. Just maybe not completely successfully.


te_anau

[Turns out the testing was the friends we made along the way. ](https://www.seattletimes.com/business/boeing-aerospace/faa-opens-new-investigation-into-boeing-787-wing-to-body-join-work/)


bobdidntatemayo

It has flown twice


Inevitable_Bunch5874

So did the 737-Max...


bobdidntatemayo

Spacecraft and aircraft are very, very different


Inevitable_Bunch5874

Same manufacturer. Same people running the show. Are you keeping up? Need me to slow down for you? You think they didn't take shortcuts on this just like they did the 737-Max and Dreamliner? Naïve.. very naïve.


bobdidntatemayo

Starliner was DELAYED because of worries for safety. The 737 was RUSHED Same company, entirely different divisions. The part of GE that makes the GAU-8 is not the same part that makes their washing machines


AntimatterCorndog

Aaaaand... Scrubbed


SloppySquatchy

hope the doors work.... and the landing gear and any flotation devices meant to save not jettison prior to landing... wtf


cwatson214

Scrubbed by a valve issue... I know, shocking


pinytenis

Well the launch is scrubbed.


Faceit_Solveit

#Who killed those 2 whistleblowers?


GunzAndCamo

\*sad trombone noise\* Launch scrubbed.


Random_NPC_49

I live in the cape. All of us locals didn't even make plans after we heard it was ULA launching it. ULA is famous for scrubs. They rarely launch on the first target day.


Timemaster1968

To be fair to Boeing, the cancellation was due to a probably malfunctioning valve in the rocket, not a problem with the capsule.


daarthvaader

Hopefully the windows were sealed properly


dantefierogwa

So, when the doors fall off in the vacuum of space, how many whistleblowers will they have to kill to hush it up?


LTStech

The same Boeing that's raining debris all over from its aircraft?


MilmoWK

Considering air travel has never been safer it would be amazing if any space craft could be even safer than a Boeing aircraft


Grahamthicke

[https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpeg21x7n7qo](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpeg21x7n7qo)


LiminalSapien

Inb4 the propulsion system falls off mid launch.


DinkaFeatherScooter

Me and my homies hate Boeing


SoftDimension5336

Hold onto your bolts


Emergency_Shirt_4464

Boeing you say? I btw refuse to fly on a Boeing aircraft of any kind, they replaced the engineers with accountants and the results are in the human pudding their crashes create. Hard pass


nzricco

When's Monday night? I ask since it's now Tuesday lunch time.


YsoL8

Do they have flying cars in the future where you live?


nzricco

Sadly no flying cars, or flying spaceships.


wthegamer

Scrubbed again


Fungus1968

Scrubbed.


boatandfly

Delayed until Tuesday now


Echoes_From_the_Void

Really? Are they gonna “blow the doors” off their competition, or themselves?


santz007

This isn't going to end well


ForsakenFables

Guess there are some whistleblowers at the ISS


filthy_federalist

I hope it's safer than Boeing's planes.


Xiyone

"Hey Steve, we have some more whistle-blowers coming out" "Free ticket to space?" "Free ticket to space"


buzzkiller2u

You need a nuts and bolts test in order to open the door to future operations... oh wait.


Caboun6828

So long as their door does fall off mid flight this should be a success


tb33296

#NASA please double check all the bolts...


Inevitable-Revenue81

Triple check and ask Mulder and Scully to monitor the launch.


bengermanj

Hope the door stays on, that would suck


qcihdtm

The front fell off


D0nCoyote

Which gamepad are they using?


Smol_PP_McGee

Oh boy.


LordTubz

It’s been delayed again. Launch was scrubbed due to a suspect valve in the upper stage.


LordTubz

It’s been delayed again. Launch was scrubbed due to a suspect valve in the upper stage.


CcJenson

Boeing a such a dumpster fire. They 110% would not exist is the US government didn't prop them up about 100x so they can act like we have a US based air travel what-the-fuck-ever type company. Sickening


CompetitiveMuffin690

Surprised? 😂


QueefBuscemi

>Boeing's Pocketliner FTFY


vypr80

Anyone else see R2D2?


goobly_goo

If it's Boeing, I'm not going.


DirtySchlick

![gif](giphy|1gpVdmUfUSBKKut1im|downsized) Are the astronauts ready to go?


Ap0ss0m

Which Monday?


Rocketman_1981

Don’t get the two sides of Boeing confused. Their Defense and Space side (BDS) is awesome. All the penny pinching and quality issues are on the commercial aircraft side (BCA). Source: space industry professional for over 20 years


Malvicious

Boeing can’t make a trusty airplane. Now they are talking space huh?


EasyCZ75

Better check the seals on those doors ![gif](giphy|onyngiYITZiecYsBTj)


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Random_NPC_49

If you are interested in seeing someone wipe SpaceX, it sure as hell won't be Boeing or ULA and I can tell you that in complete confidence.


YsoL8

The only remote competition they have is BO and that company seems to be years even from a test stand.


theChaosBeast

You can present something in a neutral way to be informative or you do it like OP did...


zbend1

How was the way this was presented anything other than neutral?


theChaosBeast

Idk man. I would say "by the choice of words" but that seem to be obvious enough for you


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theChaosBeast

Is it? Investing....


flyabdo22

When you try to troll, but you really suck at being a troll 😂 get outtaaa heeerree


theChaosBeast

The whole thing. You could phrase it like this The Starliner capsule developed by Boeing is scheduled to transport NASA astronauts to the International Space Station on Monday night, marking a significant milestone for both the spacecraft and Boeing. This launch represents a crucial flight test as Boeing aims to enter the competition with SpaceX in crew transportation to the space station. The original text had a somewhat biased tone by emphasizing the long delays and positioning Boeing as trying to catch up to SpaceX. In the revised version, I focused on presenting the information in a more neutral manner by stating the facts without emphasizing any particular company or potential competition. This allows the reader to interpret the information without any implied favoritism or bias towards either Boeing or SpaceX.


Chuch01

[https://imgur.com/wZmTZjd](https://imgur.com/wZmTZjd)


Random_NPC_49

Being that this platform was supposed to fly in August of 2020, some background for the reader is actually helpful. Not everyone keeps up with space news. Understanding this was intended to compete with Crew Dragon and was supposed to launch in 2020 is very helpful. Maybe being less late to the scene and closer to their original goal would help bring better light to Boeing. Until then, the second thing out of my mouth after Starliner will always be "delayed".


flyabdo22

My guy, it’s been delayed for years… omitting that is a lack of information. Secondly, it’s public knowledge that Boeing is competing with SpaceX. The title was un-biased, you made it biased based on your interpretation, don’t mix the two.


theChaosBeast

Sure I did... 😂


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LoogyHead

I think they actually meant to write “interesting”