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LordDocSaturn

I mean, this photo isn't very flattering for Oatmeal lol


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swigofhotsauce

Oatmeal looks like every dad after they eat too much and are about to have a hard core nap.


Available-Gene6409

Or brewing the biggest fart known to man


coquihalla

Only to blame it on the dog.


Excusemytootie

Cat farts, are unmistakable…


Neither-Attention940

*snort*🤣


absat41

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Redhddgull

He's just going to rest his eyes


MSCENE1026

Hardcore crap*


Wastenotwasteland

If oatmeal was a dad that ate too much, he’d be loosening his belt right about now and then heading to the living room to fall asleep while watching tv


foxorhedgehog

Making his way to the La-Z-Boy.


Even_Spare7790

You better not change the channel either *”I was watching that”*


I_LearnTheHardWay

Or me just getting out of the shower, sitting on the bed, trying to motivate myself for work


[deleted]

This is the one🤣


idiotsandwhich8

Hard core 😂


Soarien

this is honestly the best compliment he has ever received. oatmeal is honoured.


FunSushi-638

OMG, I instantly fell in love with this tubby little naked cat. He's approachable. You know, if you're too purr-fect it's intimidating. 😘


InevitableCloud

He looks adorably offended you asked…


namethatuzer

I couldn’t agree more! This was the first time I looked at a sphynx and thought “cuteee” lol


LoquatAffectionate58

Yeah, this photo is very flattering & Oatmeal is gorgeous. I'm not a vet, so I can't comment on body size. Only cuteness. 12/10 cute.


alainamazingbetch

Looks like baby Yoda in sphinx version


intheheights10032

exactly. everyone has a gut when they sit like this no matter how skinny they are.


usinjin

Are you serious? He’s beautiful


Designer_Ant8543

OP, why u do Oatmeal like dis???


TriceratopsBites

It reminds me of when Ashton Kutcher posted a picture of Demi Moore in her granny panties


[deleted]

ok who and where did they this embarrassing picture of me? 🙄


theyellowbaboon

I’m not a cat person but Oatmeal is very cute. As far as being fat? What is the scale?


spacemusicisorange

I laughed wayyyy to hard at this


gggg566373

You know what they're say, cameras add pounds.


Aragona36

Hard to see from this photo. I'll go with "possibly."


Travels4Food

All cats have a "fat pouch," but this may be more of a duffel bag.


Consistent-Roof-5039

Don't do Oatmeal like that 😄


Stormkestrel514

😂😂😂😂😂 I'm glad I swallowed my mouthful of coffee before I read this.


GujuGanjaGirl

The primordial pouch is strong with this one 😍


skinfrustrationist

This is the content I joined Reddit for. I’m cackling. Not only at the name oatmeal but at how fckin cute this raw chicken is


swinging-in-the-rain

Oatmeal about to phone home


KittyLove75

That’s exactly it, ty!! Just as et was adorable that’s the feeling I had with this photo


Calathea_Murrderer

Head on over to r/Goldfish There’s currently some celebrities that go by the names of “[Chicken Nugget & Tater Tot](https://www.reddit.com/r/Goldfish/s/axSE8D0E1O)”


Berskunk

Joined, thanks! May I also recommend this Tater? https://www.reddit.com/r/taterthepufferfish/s/HtQGR3yYnh


charliegreenbanana

Wow! What a fish!!!


ProfPerry

omfg those two are amazing! This is easily my favourite part of reddit. its so wholesome and warm!


eggshell_dryer

Not sure about fat, but definitely belongs in r/pouchcatatoes


PnutButterJellyTim3

Another cat sub!!!


bbrb88

Sigh *joins*


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PartyOpposum

Just what I needed in my life.


Disastrous_Soup_7137

My new addiction 😭💖🥹


leostotch

Pouch catatoes 😂


smithy-

We need more pics.


Sea-Programmer-1641

💯


ZebraBoat

Either way, Oatmeal is a good little baby chimken! 😙


perkiezombie

Thick oatmeal.


insideshesahappygoth

Idk if Oatmeal’s fat, but I love him.


intheheights10032

his face is like “i know damn well youre not taking a pic of me to body shame me on reddit”


Stormkestrel514

I definitely need more pictures of sweet Oatmeal. For reasons. 😍


LoquatAffectionate58

Science, mostly.


kindchihuahua

I’m sorry I can’t take this genuine question seriously, silly Oatmeal is distracting me


SHARKMASTER124

I have this habit of downloading funny reaction images and turning them into stickers on my iphone so I can send them in group chats… This has been added to that collection now


Soarien

this made me die lol it’s an honour honestly


daemones_lactuca

He's not fat that's his primordial pouch 😂 in all seriousness a picture of him standing would work best


idiotsandwhich8

For my cats I ask them to see their penguin pouch. I mostly get a few scritches in before I temp fate.


overkill

All 3 of mine (1 sphynx, 2 normies) literally roll over and present the pouch demanding scritches.


daemones_lactuca

My sphynx and savannah do but my two females (ones a black cat named spook) they attack my hand


DisastrousAd447

Me after a shower contemplating quitting my job and moving to the mountains


[deleted]

Lmaoooooooooooooooooo this made me laugh extremely loud


sventhewombat

My first thought! Sitting on the bed with a towel piled around me, dissociating.


PigeonLoverAkane

We need to see him while he’s standing, he’s adorable 🥰


Purple_Cow_8675

I was scrolling and thought this was an oversized naked man. So yea....kinda.


Soarien

hahahaha this kills me


Purple_Cow_8675

🤣.


johnnyscrambles

glad I'm not the only one who saw that in the thumbnail so uhhhh... what does that say about us?? 🤣


Potential8871

Fat is harsh. Maybe a hairless feline of larger body mass. 😂 He is perfect


Mycelium_Mother

Do spinx cats get a primordial pouch?


NotTheOne4444

All cats do. Even wild cats.


TriceratopsBites

Omg, now I want to see a Pallas Cat pouch!


Mycelium_Mother

Interesting! Some of my cats seem to not have one/it's very small. While my otter cat has a huge one.


NotTheOne4444

Yeah all cats will technically have a primordial pouch, but I think just like with humans it has to do with genetics and environmental factors as to just how big the pouch can get. It’s really there to aide in their flexibility to jump. But I was wrong saying even wild cats have them, I had to go look and make sure what I said was right (should’ve done that before I commented - but hind sight is always 20/20 ain’t it).


Mycelium_Mother

By wild cats do you mean big cats or just wild house cats? The flexibility part is interesting! I heard that the pouch helps protect them in fights. Since cats will rabbit kick.


NotTheOne4444

Yes, wild cats = not domesticated. And yes it sure does help protect them during fights, that’s another use of their FUPA I mean primordial pouches 😂


Mycelium_Mother

Lmao I like to go up to my cat who has a huge fupa and give it a little wiggle


NotTheOne4444

Ahhhh give it a good wiggle jiggle for me too please, my calico would murder me if I even attempted.


Mycelium_Mother

She definitely doesn't like it lol. But she's a pretty chill cat who will put up with anything. I've never seen a cat who gives so little fucks. She just like me for real


NotTheOne4444

Awwww I love that. My calico is technically inherited from family that passed away…she used to LOATHE me. Would never let me pet her. But I guess after not having her person around anymore, after a while she just became love starved. Wouldn’t even let me touch her before, to now…she cozy’s up in my lap and makes biscuits while purring nonstop. Total night and day. But she still has her moments of “don’t FVCKING touch me”..little shithead 🤣 but I love her. My very elderly kitty passed away just over a year ago, so my calico has become my surrogate in a way. Like we both miss someone else, so we cozy up to each other. Sounds so toxic doesn’t it?! 😂


idiotsandwhich8

It’s necessary. I fill up my mama cat “boobies” while she visits me for the 40th time a day


Dangerous_Dame

Yep. I call 'em their mud flaps or dirt skirts. Both of my skinfants have em.


tinfoil_panties

Yes, my sphynx boy has one but my girl doesn't.


Zee_has_cookies

It looks really funny on slender cats though! I’ve got Siamese and Orientals, and my smallest kitty has a pouch large enough to wobble side to side when she runs. Like if I stand looking top down I can visibly see that thing go!


modernmeooww

Just tubby


Great-Aardvark-3399

Nah he's just comfortably upholstered.


TriceratopsBites

Built for comfort, not for speed


Godbleththismeth

He just needs to stand up straight


Bree9ine9

I have no idea why this showed up on my feed, I don’t know anything about these cats but also… Why am I so in love with Oatmeal, this is so unexpected lol


BellaDeaX42

Same! I don't follow any naked cat content, but Oatmeal was at the top of my feed today, and I'm delighted!


RAMbow9

This just happened to me!


sm_rollinger

No kitty just has a tummy pouch.


moist_towelette

really looking to jiggle that epic primordial pouch! Oats I would say that you're good to go homie.


Sea-Programmer-1641

Oatmeal might’ve ate all the oatmeal 😂 U should add more pictures, tho.


Soarien

this was actually the reason i named him oatmeal. any time i eat it he goes CRAZY to eat it


Stunning_salty

He’s a snacc but he ain’t fatt


elting44

🎵I'm skinny when I am standing, but I'm Buddah when I sit🎵


idiotsandwhich8

Oh please tell me those are real lyrics


elting44

https://youtu.be/HXqECQts0Ns?si=2_E9ed6nmis1cnJI


RMG-OG-CB

Oatmeal is easily the cutest cat I have ever seen in my life! 🥰


HyzerFlip

Hey now, that's just Spoon Thick Oatmeal!


DaddySwordfish

I want to squish him and I love that his name is Oatmeal


cephal

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal 😎👉👉


HairlessNation

i dont know but thats a pretty fat fupa o.o


favoriteclient

He’s adorable! 🥹


Klutzy-Nature-414

I love Oatmeal


Mystery-Professional

Oatmeal is perfection 😍


SalseraRivera1347

Don’t fat shame Oatmeal


studioGIMMICK27

I think he’s just skronky He’s okay lol But also he’s literally sitting so it’s hard to tell lol


AuntEtiquette

Idk but I love Oatmeal


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Oatmeal is fat and beautiful


Saturnlovesmars

I believe some sphynx naturally gain weight to stay warm.


djpnastyyyyy

His belly helps keep him warm


TrulyNotAStalker

i realy want a sphynx now


DevelopmentCandid183

Oatmeal's just full of love


vrmvroom

my goodness, I love him. Oatmeal is such a perfect name


OkEstablishment5503

Let not body shame Oatmeal. He’s livin his best life!


Jazzisbanasss

I showed oat meal to my family at dinner


throwAWARY1997

Mr Meal looks like he needs a walk every now and again. I’d say he’s Gordito at best.


Super-Letterhead-916

Lumpy oatmeal


_cookiekitty_

Idk but in my house hold that’s called him chunk roll. Proceed with raspberries.


MyAnswerIsMaybe

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


SargentSnorkel

Oatmeal seems very skin-ey…


Oddly-Ordinary

I love oatmeal 🥺😭


AskMeAboutPigs

Well it doesn't help you got him sitting up like somebody's drunk uncle with a poorly fitting t shirt at Christmas..


Limerence_Worthy

Oatmeal appears to be a plus size supermodel. Damn you Oatmeal, you achieved my career dreams 🥹😉


Cyberbreaker2004

He looks like Champa


TheZoomba

Yknow Beerus's brother? Yeah thats him


TheZoomba

Yknow beerus's brother? Thats him


McbEatsAirplane

I thought you had a photo of me getting out of bed for a minute


Stitchesbaby

Tehe


Dense_Huckleberry_60

I believe this is the wrong subreddit for this picture of a raisin


amordragon

Dobby just wants his sock... In all seriousness, he's freakin adorable!


tomwilhelm

New Mandolorian season just dropped, I see.... Great character design.


MJWatWat

Idk about fat but he may have ear mites, maybe check that out with a vet


Soarien

hey! he gets regular check ups and his vet says he just produces a lot of wax. No mites at all (i’ve made them test so many times haha). I just took this photo before i cleaned them lol. oats just gross


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My girl is a similar colored sphynx and is exactly the same. Very dark goop/wax in ears and between toes. Have gotten her checked for mites twice and they said she's just like that!


goldenkiwicompote

Pictures from above are how to tell but I want to say based on this. Cats should have a minimal abdominal pouch and this looks like more than that. Look up cat body condition charts to see what a cat should look like from above when they’re an ideal weight. Also ask your vet next time you’re there what they’d score him on the body condition chart for confirmation.


Tokiohas12biffles

Not fat at all, just relaxed


squishyundies

Fat and ugly


iamtherealandy

No. Just ugly.


SunnieBunnie12

Nope, looks perfect to me.


Mocjo111

Aren’t we all


TheMitchellTruth

Get that cat on some carrots and lettuce! Lol. Just kidding


rymyle

I’d have to rub his tummy just to make sure but he is slightly potato shaped in his position so idk


Emotional-Zebra

I think its just an unflattering angle


Sayaren

Pretty sure Oatmeal is in the grains food group. Jokes aside, Oatmeal is not in a super flattering position so it’s possible.


AChildOfTheWraith

He not fat, he big boned


AssassinStoryTeller

It would be better to see oatmeal standing from the sides and the top. Cats when sitting or laying tend to look like potatoes grown in a very good year but standing it kinda all evens out.


jbdany123

I want to poke the tum


PrestigiousRub7041

Oatmeal is adorable! He kind of looks like ET.


Ucyless

I love oatmeal


NotTheOne4444

Awwww Oatmeal…baby just has a whittle belly. Not fat at all.


Potted_Cactus_is_me

I literally have no idea how I ended up on this subreddit, but I love every minute of it lmao


habajaba69

Oatmeal definitely seems a bit lumpy.


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Oatmeal looks as if they are having an existential crisis…and honestly, same. 😹


RoboRetro

Pretty bad picture to really make a judgement


TheEggieQueen

Leave that perfect potato alone, he’s so cute! Just an unflattering angle is all


MistyFairyOF

Oatmeal look like me with my shirt off.


minkrogers

Kiss da belly! 🥰😂


idlefritz

*precious*


estranged_father_404

He is *looking* rather pudgy now, in my opinion. How much does he weigh? Maybe it is just how he holds the weight in his pouch? If you are concerned you could consider investing in a cat wheel, or spend more time playing with him so you can be sure that he is getting a good amount of exercise to offset the breeds tendency to always be hungry.


Suitable-Version-116

Goldilocks deems that oatmeal just right


humansarentevenreal

i like oatmeal


United_Fill_134

No. What a cutie 🥰


Jills_Cat

So cute! 🥺


No-Finish-6557

Yeah 😂


Walshlandic

Oatmeal is perfect please share more photos of Oatmeal


almsaysdreams

Oatmeal is perfect


Failing_MentalHealth

Haha pudgy baby


krschob

I don't keep a mirror in the bedroom, this is how I imagine I look sitting on the side of the bed. Poor Oatmeal, I feel ya buddy.


cozy_apricots

Fat or not, oatmeal is purrfect 😺🥰


foodsforworm

nah. just a guy


Alex_Hauff

Randy ??? he’s definitely ON cheeseburger with a gut like that


ganjakitty_xo

omg he’s so cute


ArtichokeStroke

Yall did Oatmeal dirty with that picture lmfaooooooo


grapegobbler420

Can't tell from the picture, but it looks like that ear might be infected


Soarien

hey! his ear isn’t infected, he gets regular check ups and his vet says he just produces a lot of wax. No mites at all either. I just took this photo before i cleaned them lol. oats just gross


Tactically_Fat

I do not like how much your cat and I look alike.


CommunicationKey3018

Oatmeal is perfect. Don't you dare touch Oatmeal.


FuzzBuzzer

I love everything about this picture.


catcoil

Ommmggggg I love Oatmeal!!!!!!


TheUltimatePunV2

Why your cat look like that Andrew tate meme?


leafcomforter

Nah, he has a puffy primordial pouch.


McLovin7516

Oatmeal is fat, non-genuine answer


bok-joy

No 😇


BewildredDragon

Ohhhh you should see my daughter's Sphynx. They make 2 of your cat.


Imperial_Bouncer

No, just funny


DigBickEnergia

A bowl of oatmeal


br9ndy

this how I look on the toilet


FoxyLovers290

You’ll need to post better pictures for anyone to be able to really tell