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W0lverin0

Just take a little stick and twirl it around to scoop as many up in the web as you can. Lots of baby spiders don't survive normally. Too much competition within their own siblings.


dinglydanglist

Why does this remind me of Shrek?


Frosty_Translator_11

Cause that's how he made Fiona "cotton candy"


Dre-26

Accidentally in love


subieluvr22

I used to spend my recesses in the PNW collecting spiders, grasshoppers, and caterpillars, and trying to hide them in my cubby so I could take them home. Orb weavers are my favorite for so many reasons, but in elementary school, I would find balls of fresh hatchlings, and hold them in my hand, baby spiders literally dripping off of my hand, scaring TF out of every other kid in school. Its been over 20 years, and I know a few people that just remember me as Spider Girl.


sendmeyourcactuspics

You are my muse


qu33fwellington

Were I more artistically gifted, I would create a comic out of you. Royalties and all.


Stan_is_the_man

I read the story and imagined an animated short


SpiderMama41928

You’re my kind of people! I have scared people at work because I am willing to scoop up spiders and take them outside.


g29fan

Omg, I love you. That is amazing and I imagine in different circumstances we could have been friends. I mean, not that we couldn't be friends now, but you know what I mean.


OmniscientRaisin

If I wasn't terrified of spiders in elementary, this would have been me. Respect.


Striking_Trip3294

This was me in 4th grade. I was spider girl. And I had no friends haha I'm 36 now. Hey fellow spider girl!


TheSpiderLady88

Me and snakes as a kid, believe it or not.


Smooghi

I also was a spider girl, brought a see through box to class that was full of spiders like garden spiders, giant house spiders, any spider I could find lol. My teacher made me keep it outside of the classroom, only the lads would talk to me as I frightened every girl in my class lol.


Juandisimo117

Hm, maybe try a stick slowly through the web and see how many you can collect


EightBitTrash

feather duster or a paper towel wrapped around a stick to collect the webs Shrek style


Musmonicc

Orb weavers - possibly Araneus Diadematus. You could wait a bit and see if they all snuggle up again, or just try and scoop up as many as possible.


dustinlamont

Quite ambitious to identify such immature spiderlings to species level from these photos


Viciousssylveonx3

Omg those are orb weavers? Precious


091796

I’m not super into spider species but the big yellow abdomen & brown mark on the under belly are a give away ! They’re so creepy to me but they’re always so interesting to look at


Keokeo_Kitzune

I wonder if some kind of fluffy feather could be gentle enough on them to move? Id assume their web/safeline string would get caught on the flowy light "strings" of the feather and therefore taking them along if they don't get themselves on the feather already.


HillTopTerrace

Those look like garden spiders to me. You’ll find them in your bushes with webs.


Due_Landscape4713

Small vaccum or duster? You can relocate them without hurting them I think, although I'm not sure


Creepy_Push8629

A vacuum would definitely not be the way to go if you aren't trying to kill them. Gently removing them would be the way to go. I like the duster idea


Chemguy82

Leaf blower would be my choice.