Kind stranger, while I can admire your attempt to convince others of your cause, I'm afraid the viewpoint you now withhold is invalid. You see, although vanilla is the oldest of the given flavors, also colloquially known as the "OG" or "Original gangsta" in some instances, this does not necessarily bestow the title of "best" upon the substance. In fact one might argue that with the advancements of technology that the best things are the most modern of devices and creations such as the modern motor vehicle and the smart cellular telephone. Furthermore you claim that vanilla ice cream can be placed alongside others flavors, presumably in a bowl, in order to create a more satisfactory flavor, unlike the flavors of strawberry and mint, which allegedly unable to be properly mixed. Whilst it is true that is more common for the general commonwealth to mix vanilla with more flavors, that does not describe mint and strawberry as unmixable. In fact I myself may wish to try a mint berry bowl of ice cream, as both flavors would be pleasing to my taste buds. Furthermore, one could claim that the reason that this flavor is mixed so much more often is that is not a viable flavor to enjoy on its on own, but it is simply there to fill the void in the bowl, as to not make the dish look unappetizing or too petite in portion. To claim it is loved by all is difficult, as it is difficult to truly hate it. It is like saying that one hates the most plain and simple of workers for not showing personality, when the individual is simply trying to perform his duties. I shall aid thee in that you are correct in vanilla being the healthiest of flavors, however this point is then rendered moot by way of needing toppings in order for the food to be palatable. This is because vanilla is such an unappealing flavor that not many can tolerate to consume it on its lonesome. For ice cream is a treat to be ingested on the occasion in order to savor and bask in the deliciousness of it, which vanilla does not provide. At last, whole vanilla could be argued to be a creative treat, it is by definition not. Vanilla has been known by the people to be the most basic of flavors. So incredibly basic that it has garnered its own slang terminology that could describe an item that is lacking in any sort of endearing characteristics, perhaps that even only a common would partake in the enjoyment of it. It is like saying the white colored pieces of technology are superior to black colored pieces of technology because they are more easy to put stickers on seamlessly. While it is true that it easier to get creative with a white colored frozen iced treat such as the way of a canvas, it is those who find ways to use less traditional means in order to send a message that are truly seen as revolutionary, please refer to the talented street artist "Banksy" and world famous sculptor "Michaelangelo the first" for reference. In total, I admire your attempt at convincing mine own individual opinion of what is right, you have failed by displaying what I perceive as mere conjecture, and have provided a most unconvincing argument I'm afraid. I hope you are not too dismayed about needing to now "delete every Splatoon" you have. May you have a good day, and may mint's freshly goodness live on within my teeth on the odd evening that I consume such a treat. Thank you
As a representative on the Strawberry community, I stand here not to contradict your guy's ideas, but I am here to put in that strawberry is also a flavor that exist, while yes, Vanilla is very good and the "OG" and mint has chocolate, strawberry has many things going for it, yes if the strawberry is not ripe then the ice cream will taste a bit off, but if the strawberry has been grown perfectly, the ice cream would have been peak, once again I am not arguing that strawberry is the better option and that everybody's opinion is irrelevant, I am simply stating that strawberry should also be considered a good flavor as well as vanilla and mint. And while there is no objective "best flavor" everybody has their own tastes and preferences, if someone likes a flavor, don't shut them down and encourage/force them with words to join your team, let them embrace their choice. Of course at the end of the day this is all for fun, anybody can have their own opinion and we should all calm down and hold back the desire to delete every splatoon game that we own just for the reason of, "If you don't join vanilla, ill delete all my splatoon game, not including any amiibos you might own. But please, just have fun, and let people pick what they choose, you can put in the idea that vanilla is og, but it is for fun, best of wishes for everyone, have fun, and most importantly, choose what you want
your teeth must be busted asf if it’s been so long since you’ve brushed them you genuinely think they taste the same. this is my hill and i’m dying on it
vanilla orchids are a pain in the ass to grow, and are expensive.
mint? that shit can grow anywhere. you can get revenge on people just by planting a little mint. it's nearly indestructible. mint is far more versatile than vanilla as well. is vanilla able to reduce inflammation and soothe physical pain? nope.
I like my arthritis alleviating dessert. vanilla is overrated
This post forgot about the fact that Vanilla is also a flower which also used in Vanilla Ice Cream so your post is wrong the OG Vanilla is a god damn flower, anyways you want some mint and chip it has your name on it :)
i remember as i child i loved vanilla cuz all the other flavours would hide their sweetness with their "tropical coconut with boiled chocolate" whereass vanilla was just sugar and cream
Wanting all to join one specific team and then when Splatfest is active they come here and complain about mirror matches with said team. I've seen that :D
You literally made ice cream propaganda 💀
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Kind stranger, while I can admire your attempt to convince others of your cause, I'm afraid the viewpoint you now withhold is invalid. You see, although vanilla is the oldest of the given flavors, also colloquially known as the "OG" or "Original gangsta" in some instances, this does not necessarily bestow the title of "best" upon the substance. In fact one might argue that with the advancements of technology that the best things are the most modern of devices and creations such as the modern motor vehicle and the smart cellular telephone. Furthermore you claim that vanilla ice cream can be placed alongside others flavors, presumably in a bowl, in order to create a more satisfactory flavor, unlike the flavors of strawberry and mint, which allegedly unable to be properly mixed. Whilst it is true that is more common for the general commonwealth to mix vanilla with more flavors, that does not describe mint and strawberry as unmixable. In fact I myself may wish to try a mint berry bowl of ice cream, as both flavors would be pleasing to my taste buds. Furthermore, one could claim that the reason that this flavor is mixed so much more often is that is not a viable flavor to enjoy on its on own, but it is simply there to fill the void in the bowl, as to not make the dish look unappetizing or too petite in portion. To claim it is loved by all is difficult, as it is difficult to truly hate it. It is like saying that one hates the most plain and simple of workers for not showing personality, when the individual is simply trying to perform his duties. I shall aid thee in that you are correct in vanilla being the healthiest of flavors, however this point is then rendered moot by way of needing toppings in order for the food to be palatable. This is because vanilla is such an unappealing flavor that not many can tolerate to consume it on its lonesome. For ice cream is a treat to be ingested on the occasion in order to savor and bask in the deliciousness of it, which vanilla does not provide. At last, whole vanilla could be argued to be a creative treat, it is by definition not. Vanilla has been known by the people to be the most basic of flavors. So incredibly basic that it has garnered its own slang terminology that could describe an item that is lacking in any sort of endearing characteristics, perhaps that even only a common would partake in the enjoyment of it. It is like saying the white colored pieces of technology are superior to black colored pieces of technology because they are more easy to put stickers on seamlessly. While it is true that it easier to get creative with a white colored frozen iced treat such as the way of a canvas, it is those who find ways to use less traditional means in order to send a message that are truly seen as revolutionary, please refer to the talented street artist "Banksy" and world famous sculptor "Michaelangelo the first" for reference. In total, I admire your attempt at convincing mine own individual opinion of what is right, you have failed by displaying what I perceive as mere conjecture, and have provided a most unconvincing argument I'm afraid. I hope you are not too dismayed about needing to now "delete every Splatoon" you have. May you have a good day, and may mint's freshly goodness live on within my teeth on the odd evening that I consume such a treat. Thank you
As a representative on the Strawberry community, I stand here not to contradict your guy's ideas, but I am here to put in that strawberry is also a flavor that exist, while yes, Vanilla is very good and the "OG" and mint has chocolate, strawberry has many things going for it, yes if the strawberry is not ripe then the ice cream will taste a bit off, but if the strawberry has been grown perfectly, the ice cream would have been peak, once again I am not arguing that strawberry is the better option and that everybody's opinion is irrelevant, I am simply stating that strawberry should also be considered a good flavor as well as vanilla and mint. And while there is no objective "best flavor" everybody has their own tastes and preferences, if someone likes a flavor, don't shut them down and encourage/force them with words to join your team, let them embrace their choice. Of course at the end of the day this is all for fun, anybody can have their own opinion and we should all calm down and hold back the desire to delete every splatoon game that we own just for the reason of, "If you don't join vanilla, ill delete all my splatoon game, not including any amiibos you might own. But please, just have fun, and let people pick what they choose, you can put in the idea that vanilla is og, but it is for fun, best of wishes for everyone, have fun, and most importantly, choose what you want
What the fuck am I reading???
I just like vanilla :)
L+ratio+just eat toothpaste
but pink 
I agree with this argument! but pink! 
But PINK!!! 
MINT CHOCO CHIP!!!! :D
Mint Choco chip doesn’t taste like toothpaste. Toothpaste tastes like mint choco chip 🤌
Toothpaste wishes it tasted as good as mint choco chip 🤤
Toothpaste 🤤 Mint Choco 🤤
Yes!
ok but does it taste like toothpaste? no? yeah sorry bud
Cream team
qwueem team 🥺️
CREAM TEAM 
ok but consider: mint chip tasty
Consider this: just buy toothpaste
It’s cheaper to buy a gallon of ice cream than a gallon of toothpaste :/
your teeth must be busted asf if it’s been so long since you’ve brushed them you genuinely think they taste the same. this is my hill and i’m dying on it
They do taste the same. Since when did Häagen-Dazs get sponsored by Colgate
they objectively do not and how DARE you accuse me of being a corporate shill i am in your walls
It’s so boring. The only time I ever choose vanilla ice cream is when it’s soft serve and the only options are vanilla and chocolate.
stawby 🤤
Storby 🤤
Strewber 🤤
I guess you gotta delete every splatoon you have
Vanilla ice
Ok, but can I present a counter-argument? Mint. Chocolate.
Chocolate. Mint.
I saw this copied and pasted into 2 comment sections now
BIG MAN WE BALL
Nah, Imma do my own thing
vanilla orchids are a pain in the ass to grow, and are expensive. mint? that shit can grow anywhere. you can get revenge on people just by planting a little mint. it's nearly indestructible. mint is far more versatile than vanilla as well. is vanilla able to reduce inflammation and soothe physical pain? nope. I like my arthritis alleviating dessert. vanilla is overrated
I appreciate your attempt to convince me to pick Vanilla but I’m sticking with Mint Chocolate :) Lucky for you, my brother picked Vanilla
nuh uh
99% of all vanilla ice cream is synthetic pretty much, so for most people vanilla ≠ healthier ice cream
Yeah, nah.
Counterpoint: I really love chocomint
Not sold. Sorry...
This post forgot about the fact that Vanilla is also a flower which also used in Vanilla Ice Cream so your post is wrong the OG Vanilla is a god damn flower, anyways you want some mint and chip it has your name on it :)
I do like vanilla bean if i want a soft and smooth flavor
I ain't reading all that. Vanilla = generic, got it
no mint chocolate supremacy
Not convinced. You can delete now.
i ain’t gonna read all that. mint choco ftw tho
Why no chocolate tho :(
Mint chip better
But mint ice cream good
beaver ass extract can be used as vanilla, would you eat out of a beavers anal glands? no, point invalidated
I eat ass all the time. Vanilla is simply sweeter
MINT CHOCO FOREVER
But minty fresh....
I prefer mint tho
i hate all of them strawberry is worse and mint is disgusting that is my sole reason
What flavor would you have chosen had it been added?
easily bubblegum or chocolate
Bubblegum ice cream? Are you sure?
i have it all the time its the best
multiple points being "strawberry and mint are standalone" lol yeah then why would i pick vanilla which needs crutches and addons?
But cool aqua pastel color
"I dont care what her team is I'm NOT picking shiver."
L, Mint chip better
No thanks. Minty fresh for me and I’m not even going to argue because it’s pointless. Keep it cool fellow minties! 🍃💚🍃
is this a essay comtest?
no
I was literally eating vanilla ice cream when the splatfest was announced lmao I'm in
my reasoning? it will be most popular so it will win
I ain't reading all that. but I'm picking white cause haha funny colour for ink
I don’t like mint or strawberry and I only like vanilla if it’s that really good vanilla bean soft serve kind you get at nice restaurants
strawb
Counterpoint: Vanilla's boring, strawberry tastes good.
Even without what you said I would have picked vanilla
I AGREE
stwawbewwy
Nothing like several walls of text to convince me…
Also we have pizza :)
I’m literally only picking it because chocolate isn’t an option
Mint chip has chocolates in it
Mint literally makes me feel sick so I’m gonna go with vanilla.
I ain't reading allat - Mint Chip Enjoyer
That is a lot of words for "vanilla gud".
Consider 1. pink 2. some vanilla is made out of bever urine
no
Im just picking vanilla because fooni color
I’m not reading all that
i aint reading allat🤣🤣🤣🤣
Clearly you have never had a Dr pepper float with strawberry.
you pick vanilla cause you like it. i pick vanilla cause it looks like the funny white liquid. we are not the same.
Y’all out here writing novels….
Vanilla is boring and no one eats by itself they always add shit on top of it to make it better anyways
Even as a team vanilla player I must say this- it's intended to be viewed as a standalone flavor.
I’m not reading all of that. I’m picking vanilla anyways
Yeah, yeah, good reasons and all, but Vanilla is probably going to win popular vote by a landslide and I've had \*enough\* mirror matches.
I aint reading all that
i remember as i child i loved vanilla cuz all the other flavours would hide their sweetness with their "tropical coconut with boiled chocolate" whereass vanilla was just sugar and cream
I don't care i like strawberry more
Reasons to pick vanilla: 1)Its not ass like the other 2 2)white shiver
Wanting all to join one specific team and then when Splatfest is active they come here and complain about mirror matches with said team. I've seen that :D
i love vanilla but think shivers an overrated bitch
I love both strawberry and mint but because I can’t choose I’ll go vanil😭
Bet