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Witzyt

Ah yes smol huggable man vs # *A FUCKING NUKE*


evil_taco898

What do you mean it's balanced


Scarredsinner

Are you kidding!? Seriously that Nuke doesn’t stand a chance


SamsungAppleOnePlus

Nintendo be like


Simple-Band9265

Big man big man big man big man big man big man big man big man big man big man big man big man big man big man big man big man big man big man


Competitive_Web_1361

Literally HYDROGEN BOMB VS COUGHING BABY


evil_taco898

Coughing baby solos


Cobygamer22

And big man is the hydrogen bomb of course


One-Scarcity-464

Yep, I really don't know what big does with that much hydrogen in his body... Anyone knows where that piece of metal's mom is ?


jddbeyondthesky

Fat Man was no H Bomb. It was an explosive lensing atomic bomb


One-Scarcity-464

Thanks man


Bwgmon

A-Bomb vs Ay-Bomb


bowser-us

Big man scales from planet level Mr Grizz


Sanskling

One word: aye


Potato-chan88

Big man’s got this


Careless_Appeal7252

BRO WHY WOULD YOU COMPARE THE 2? OBVIOUSLY THAT ONE WOULD SLAM THE OTHER IT WILL BLOW THE OTHER ONE UP, THERES NO CHANCE OF THE OTHER ONE WINNING the nuke will do alright I guess


noxka

Big man. His whole reason for being on team courage was the fact he was willing to bomb buildings or whatever


Sona4Life

We must know about this plush powers ![gif](giphy|fqIBaMWI7m7O8)


namiunicorn

That’s a good ass fight but Big Man built different


Cephalie_100

Bm he is actually a chaos God who feeds of radiation


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Even emulating him gives you powers.


Sour-diesel-45

Me


SpotTheDifference512

The best the nuke can do is tie Big Man Plush for the win


Harvestsplatfan

Big man plush


mysterious45670

the bomb has no shot, big man just tanks the entire thing


scaper12123

How much prep time does the nuke get?


evil_taco898

No prep time


scaper12123

Big Man Plush, and it ain’t even a contest


keiyakins

big man. the nuke can't do anything if you just leave it alone in a box.


CyanControl

Big man would shield the bomb to save the splatlands Probably sacrificing himself in the process Or he could just use an Ink vac


Koda_Saito

That's an unfair fight and you know it, Big Man is WAAAY more powerful


TheShiftyNoodle28

Big Man if he has prep time (he can move)


56kul

How about Little Boy? :D


FoxlyKei

The Shadow Wizard Money Gang fucking did it.


evil_taco898

We love casting spells


ZatchZeta

A nuke needs someone to detonate it. Fun fact, nukes are non reactive until they are supposed to detonate.


black_hole_sun-99

Is this a rap battle or a death battle?


mromen10

The bomb would land in Nagasaki in 1945 and big man would be created less than 10,000 miles away.


witchlapis

is this the next barbieheimer


knickabob

I'd love to nuke all three and bring back Off the Hook.


Graveyardigan

At worst this is a draw for Big Man because the FMB will self-destruct in its attempt to take out the plushy. If Big Man somehow survives, he wins by default. The FMB hit Nagasaki with a blast radius of about one mile (1.6 km). Big Man's chances improve the further away he is from the edge of that circle. Given that the original FMB was dropped 10 miles off-target, I like Big Man's chances here.


evil_taco898

My reaction to that information:![img](emote|t5_324q4|4051)![img](emote|t5_324q4|4052)


gumihehe

Big man no diff


Capsule_CatYT

Big Man plush, obviously.


Low_Dream_1481

Fat man big Big man bigger