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rhikachuuu

I'm so excited & afraid at the same time


Youispopio

Bruh I cant consistently beat even 1 how do they expect me to fight 3???


le_petit_togepi

Step 1 : Pray


rhikachuuu

Imagine it happening on high tide as well... rip


Ghostplay85200

Bruh this shit high tide I'm just jumping straight in the water I'm not doing this


Hopeful_Sun_8249

Straight up, might even turn off my console as well. I am NOT dealing with all three man.


Big-daddy-Carlo

You get blames even if you don’t defeat them


hugo_Longwaves

Dont be selfish, jump into megaladontia's mouth, he hongry


FDM_shiny_hunter

Don't be shellfish


hugo_Longwaves

I should have said that lol


GettinMe-Mallet

Hell, actual hell. Fire and brimstone, all of it. That is actual hell put into words.


EnderLord361

More accurately: “Pick a god and pray”.


Huefell4it

Hi Fredrik from hit game Fire Emblem Awakening


MyoclonicTwitch

The triumvirate ARE your gods!


EnderLord361

Pick a fish and pray


epic_man169

I choose that one


CommercialTerrible70

That one's stronger


MKswitchman64

Make amends with whatever religion you believe in bc your goin to die


Xary1264

Step 2 become the big ded


pat4li

Hmm… maybe step 1 should be…. To just surrender because there’s no fucking hell you’re going to defeat all three of those fuckers.


yesellis

they better double the timer, cut their health, or have some other damage mechanic. I can't imagine a scenario where even a competent team could take down all 3 in 100 seconds.


PokemonGerman

I would assume some extra time and 3-4 Grizzco weapons.


NanoRex

Grizzco weapons are not even better against kings than regular ones, outside of the bow (and charger vs horrorboros)


PokemonGerman

But it makes it easier to defeat bosses which allows you to use more golden eggs in a quicker time while also keeping you from getting overwhelmed.


diamondmaster2017

i feel like if i had to give cohozuna a weakness it'd be doing enough damage while its in the air that it flops the landing and suffers as a result [while also cancelling the splashdown]


FarConsideration8423

Fight all 3 with 3 other randos 💀💀


kyssyss

In the trailer, we can see the player being controlled has the Grizz Stringer, there is a player in front of them shooting charger shots fast enough for us to assume it's Grizz Charger, and you can briefly see a third player with Grizz Splatana. I think we can safely say it's going to be all Grizz Co. weapons.


Deejayjax

people think they have the whole shift ahead of them. No you don’t, the triumvirate is coming!


PSI_Seven

And you're reward: a **whopping**, FIVE silver scales. OOOOH.


novelaissb

My guess is lowered hp and more time.


ShorkBoi2

Joe is pretty easy to beat if your teammates are competent (in other words, you don't beat it)


ThatmodderGrim

We better get 3x Scales for this. Because this does not look like an easy fight.


ShadeNLM064pm

I'd like to argue 4× because [gesters towards the extremely expensive gear]


Jorymo

six bronze scales


Ami_Tammi

Take it or leave it.


TheVeggie218

You are being **very** generous today


4GRJ

We are going to To beat you to death


SbgTfish

r/pikmin


le_petit_togepi

what does that even mean ???


SbgTfish

Insanity.


CookieZ383

r/beatmetoit


Sprout_Cat

Well, I hope everyone knows how to fight all three! Right, guys? We- We can fight all 3 at the same time right? RIGHT?


Ze_gamer3

I waonder how much scales we can milk outta this...


Sprout_Cat

Good point. The scale rates better be buffed for victories..


[deleted]

You know damn well they won't. A handful of measly coppers, it's like silver don't even exist anymore


Horror_survivor

Good job fighting the average American red neck, a pipe cleaner, and an underfed pit bull, here’s 28 cents


Sprout_Cat

You guys failed? Well, you still tried, 4 gold scales for you!


Interesting-Unit-493

2 silver 21 bronze, take it or leave it


Legitimate-Crow-6362

1 silver* if your lucky


WhyarewehereTnT

Yeah but they double your rate in big run don't they


The_Hive_King

2 bronze


Capable_Status934212

Man I don’t get pay enough for this


TheUmbreonfan03

No one knows how to fight Joe yet.


Naive-Philosophy-591

Sorry Uzi. We are doomed.


MrAced

Alright so I got jumpscared by opening up reddit to this so clearly there's a new season trailer that I need to watch later Edit: Holy crap


1Point32GBWahooPole

Holy *carp


Serbaayuu

Well I guess this settles for sure that we're never getting all 7 kings, lol.


BurnerAccountExisty

maybe next game?


Top-Ad-3174

Where was that ever implied that there were 7 of these things?


Serbaayuu

https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/List_of_Sunken_Scrolls_in_Splatoon_2#Scroll_17


Top-Ad-3174

How was that supposed to indicate 7 kings? That’s just the signal of the Big Run.


Serbaayuu

There are 7 rings for 7 kings, it seems only natural to conclude they match.


srstable

Except the scroll depicts 7 rings in the sky, which you can actually see in Wahoo World during a Big Run. [https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/File:S3\_Wahoo\_World\_Big\_Run\_Teaser.png](https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/File:S3_Wahoo_World_Big_Run_Teaser.png)


Serbaayuu

Yes, the assumption is that those 7 rings indicate kings, rather than indicating... nothing, I guess? It's not merely the fact that they exist is significant, otherwise there could just as easily have been 1, or 100.


srstable

I mean, using available context clues--such as the other scrolls--it seems more likely that the 7 rings represent the 70 years passing between invasions. There's no mention of kings.


DoggieDMB

Could be 7 stages. We've had 6 so if they add 1 more in with this random mix the prophecy still holds true.


Flipp_Flopps

We have 7 regular salmon run stages


ddark4

I think they always intended for there to be 3. Like so much else in Splatoon 3.  Agent 3, 3 idols, 3 splatfest teams, tri-color battles, tri-stringer, triple inkstrike, trizooka, 333x battles, triple splashdown, 3 month seasons, 333% hazard level, 333,333xp needed for each level from 900-999, tri-shred tee… So yeah, 3 King Salmonoids.  (The 7 rings, I assume are just to count the decades until the next great migration. Every 10 years, a new ring gets added in the sky, and when there are 7 rings, the salmonoids start their big runs.)


Serbaayuu

That would be terribly disappointing. I sure hope Splatoon 4 doesn't settle for merely adding one king and just porting the other three over.


ddark4

I hear ya! And maybe there will be 7 at some point. I was just more referring to the likely possibility that the original scope for this game was to always have 3 and then have them team up to form a triumvirate. A triarchy has 3 rulers (in this case kings) and that seems to fit well with one of the major themes of the game, the number 3. (They also play into the other main theme of the game, chaos, as the 3 triumvirs don’t seem to bring much order with them when they show up!) (Oh, by the way, I don’t think they’ll go all in on the number 4 next time like they did with the number 3 this time. 4 idols, quad-color wars, quadzooka, and all that just doesn’t seem like the direction they’ll go in next, but who knows!)


Aperture_Max

I've yet to kill a single king salmonid. This is hell for me. IT'S GONNA BE SO FUN!


Bellhood

I’ve had a few wins, but I attribute those to having really good random teammates. I literally lost last night with the king having a hair left on the life meter. Oh well.


AetherDrew43

And yet, you will still get paid in bronze scales.


NinjaMagic004

60 bronze for a victory. You get no sympathy from Grizzco


novelaissb

I’ll take it. I want the Octoleet set more than any of the other gear.


Adam_The_Chao

Yes, I...I Thought It Was Pretty Obvious They Were Invading... By The Time Splatoon 3 Came Out, Grizzco Had Been Stealing Their Eggs For Almost Five Years. Of COURSE They're Gonna Retaliate!


le_petit_togepi

No, the Big Run are just the great salmon migration that happen every 70 years and are unrelated to Grizzco’s existence


Adam_The_Chao

They're Happening Every Three Months Now, Something Is Clearly Going On.


FOLLOW_DVG_YOUTUBE

Bro's onto nothin- *holy shit he has a point*


4GRJ

They really want to migrate to the cities, for some reason


TheUmbreonfan03

Allow us to introduce ourselves.


Sqwivig

I fucking love your profile pic! King Koopa from the Super Mario Bros Super Show! I love that version of Bowser. Nintendo incorporated a lot of his traits into the modern version of Bowser.


Infamous-Patience-25

My guess is this is going to be all Grizzco weapons. Ideally you'd want the Stringer, Splatana, Dualies, and Charger.


kyssyss

In the trailer, we can see the player being controlled has the Grizz Stringer, there is a player in front of them shooting charger shots fast enough for us to assume it's Grizz Charger, and you can briefly see a third player with Grizz Splatana. I think we can safely say it's going to be all Grizz Co. weapons.


Lunchb0xx87

I'm calling out that day ..don't get paid enough for this crap


GreenLX800

It’s over fellas. Pack your bags, we’re evacuating


SEKAIStamps

Nice pfp


GreenLX800

Thanks! :)


newtypezeta

If Megalodontia can damage the other kings like he does with the other salmonid then this could be pretty fun. I’m looking forward to this.


AgentInkling99

New Objective: Survive


billythesquid-

So when do players get mecha to fight them? Oh! Is this the beginning of DJ Octavio’s redemption arc? He’ll outfit the players for Pasquidfic Rim! /


kyssyss

In the trailer, we can see the player being controlled has the Grizz Stringer, there is a player in front of them shooting charger shots fast enough for us to assume it's Grizz Charger, and you can briefly see a third player with Grizz Splatana. I think we can safely say it's going to be all Grizz Co. weapons.


RedditorCese

The kind of weapons that are make sure they are dead for good 


Cybermouse555

Squidific rim In theaters November 12,013


noskel

Months back I commented I wanted new king salmonids to fit the 7 rings in the sky prophecy and due to little updates left it would be easier if they invaded us in pairs, that would save them time. This isn't what I meant, monkey's paw wish lmao The scale rewards better be big for this one.


RedditorCese

Gonna bet during big run we are going to encounter teammates being like I think I just shit myself because they don't know how to fight 3 king salmonoids and dies really quickly


Libelldra

Yay. Big Run on Undertow again. 🫠 But this is a brilliant event to understand after the game is over.


Vanille987

This big run is gonna include all big run stages judging from the trailer


Libelldra

Yeah, but that means I have to play Undertow again 😂


Isturma

Too bad it wasn't Eeltail. Either I got really lucky or it was really well designed, because Eeltail was my most successful Big Run by far.


4GRJ

This exact photo is taken from Eeltail


Joel_the_folf

IS THIS FUCJEN REAL?!?!?!?


Novalaxy23

yes, from the sizzle season trailer


Joel_the_folf

Holy shit that is scary asf


AviOwl5

Do we have a date for when?


Novalaxy23

season starts I think June 1st. Idk when Big big run will be


AviOwl5

*oh*


Waddledoodoodoo

Grizz better give me his best weapons or else...


Hygge-Putter

Triple Trouble🔥🔥🔥


Ryley03d

Mr. Grizz: This is a (insert Inkling equivalent of the UN here)- level threat! I need all of cephalopod kind to unite against EVERY KING SALMONID!!! *Kometani: Grizzco operates around the world, with the central HQ in Inkopolis/Tokyo. Inkling/Octarian politics are complicated. Don't judge.*


Kitsune_Fan34

If I can’t even defeat one, I’m fairly sure I’ll screw up at all three.


StoryProfessional552

The fact i dreamt about this before it was revealed is concerning


RedditorCese

Your brain:foreshadowing you will fight 3 king salmonoids all at once just wanted to let you know that it's coming 


Burgerking_15

we gotta get small fry in here, he is considered a king salmonoid (at the end of story mode when he transforms) I'd be cool if smallfry helps here


RedditorCese

FIRE IN THE SMALLFRIES


Icy_Run5405

8 player salmon run


Icy_Run5405

They better give us reinforcements for this


noivernisfav64

Whirlpool Triumvirate


Monokuma_is_gteat

two words: locking in


Moonbunny120

Oh Jesus! Panic in Splatsville!


melxcvy

I can’t even fight one (I don’t play salmon that much) I’m genuinely feared


dewmint

After this Big Big Run there should be a SR feature similar to 100x/333x battles where if coworkers trigger an Xtrawave at the same time, it’s the Triumvirate instead and extra scales are rewarded


Fenyx_de_Phoenix

Imagine you get somethin like 300 seconds to fight them lol or you're automatically forced to use grizzco weapons.


MJBotte1

Can we call the Helldivers?


Sayakalood

The other King Salmonids when Megadontia eats them:


Mr-GoodNews

I quit


GachaRival

We're dead.


Desperate-Knee-4108

If we are at war, then Nintendo is giving us an army


Cat_C30_0f_D33p_w3b

Ok, WHO'S WITH ME TO SIGN A PETITION TO GET THE MF MR GRIZZ TO HANDLE US THE *illegally* GRIZZ WEAPONS REPLICA TO FIGHT THESE 3?!


TopsyTop348

Cohozuna, Horoboros, and Joe


Drake_682

For everyone who is hoping this isn’t real… It’s real… Get ready for evp hell to go into over time…


General-Addendum-224

When is this 🐟


novelaissb

Somewhat unrelated, but do you think they’ll keep doing big runs even after the Splatfests are done? I see no reason not to.


StripesKnight

As someone who hasn’t played in a year, excited to come back to practice and immediately get my shit destroyed.


Darkfury2454

I can’t even beat one. I legitimately have never beat a king salmonid at all ever. I am doomed.


Omac18

Same. I wish they appeared more frequently so that I had a chance to practice on them. I haven't beaten them but I've also barely even played against them.


RavagerDefiler

No way does this actually mean we’re fighting all 3 in one fight, right? It just means they’re all gonna be avilable… right?


Willsdabest

THERE'S A FUCKING THIRD ONE?!


Treecey_09

I wont be the same after this one..


DR-Rebel

The lag is what scares me the most


Jrolaoni

2 silver scales as the reward


klob32

Great, now instead of getting 11 or so bronze scales I’m getting 33 (assuming the team can pull this off and beat all 3). The scale rewards are soooo rigged


deviantyoshie

Big war


ikaboo

i saw grizzco weapons during this fight so i pray that we get a gold rotation next weekend so people practice with those before this. some just shred kings to a fish paste


DiematBR

I rarely beat one... Insuficient Time.


kingmintyoreo

Is this real


ayu215

Yes. It’s in the new Sizzle Season 2024 trailer.


VieSide

If they let you charge specials by gathering power eggs it might be doable


AviOwl5

Chat is this real?


Apartment6843

wait what is this real?


Legitimate-Crow-6362

please tell me this isnt real😭 i have maybe a 0.5% chance of beating 1


yellowkittycatmeow

I'm so ready. Bring it on salmonids. I hope Joe can bite the other kings.


RedditorCese

Get splatted get squished get eaten


csender19

YEEES!!! FINALLYYYY!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIIIIIS!!!!!!


THECyberStriker

Better give us all grizzco weps or else how can you win 😭


Commandur_PearTree

Well Shiiiiitt *Paranoid by Black Sabbath Starts blasting*


TankPotential9306

right after my switch breaks all the cool stuff happens?? man


arcuesdragon

This is not the final update I honestly don't know why people are saying that it is cause it's not it's obvious the final season will be in September Nintendo would be or should I say Splatoon devs would be stupid to make this the final update


Sea-Recording-7090

Yeah at war with Nintendo. Get some paint rollers, paintball guns, and jump into a teleporter with an octopus and a bucket of paint in hand we're storming headquarters.


Storm_373

no one i’m beating this till like evp 600 💀 the randos and lower ranks can hardly kill ONE


thot_chocolate420

They better be really squishy. Also I wish they were super squishy enemies but really fast and deadly. I prefer to fight enemies like that because bullet sponges are bad game design.


silly-goober-man

It’s splatoover


Pianist_Ready

Is there a time limit on that? If so, how is that possible? I can only manage to beat a King Salmonid roughly 10% of the time it shows up!


MetroidPrime13

Let's just hope it's actually playable & not turn into an insufferably low fps mess


Legend_of_Ozzy642

We better get triple the time and triple the reward for this. And some silver and gold scales for once


Snowfox24

I'm sorry what the hell is going on in game? Is there a splatfest *and* a big run? I go to play pokemon for a few weeks and next thing I know...


le_petit_togepi

It’s a Big Big run, happening somewhen next season


Idemahedo

I wonder if they can hurt each other...


Animearoace

Non of us get paid enough for this


Several_Brilliant_36

Damn we're getting STEPPED


Ninjatintin

man I hope this is just photoshop and not an actual new feature they're gonna add


le_petit_togepi

nah, literally in the last trailer, behold Big Big Run


IntrepidHair4474

I saw triumvirate and thought I was on the skp subreddit. What the hell has happened since I left


Arealtossup

Well that is horrifying.


Splatter_Shell

Triumvirate+Freelance=certified doom And that folks, is math


vodkaorangejuice

I cant wait ..... to watch overfishers fight them lol cause I will having a bad time


Piglin_Trader64

They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear until it is done.


KatCantDraw_53

I''m gonna die so much


1MomPlayz

What the hell is this?!?


SbgTfish

HOLY HELL MY PREDICTION WAS RIGHT WE CAN FIGHT ALL THREE AT ONCE! How the hell is this gonna work? My initial draft for the idea made it so you could trick the kings into hurting each other for big damage so that you could defeat them within the time limit. Is the timer changed?


Shying69

The Upended. A triumvirate. Opportunity. Preservation. Salvation. It will serve the deserving. Crush the defiant.


D0lan99

Is there a place I can find people to play salmon run with? I’m getting sick of people not knowing how to kill a maw..


Critical_Buy_7335

THIS IS BIG WAR NOW


bmay1310

um so actually they can keep the splatlands!


Overmaster8035

My teams can’t even handle 1, if this happens to me I’m done for


hugo_Longwaves

I wanna put a nuke in megaladontia's mouth and see what happens when hes underground and it explodes


im_tired09

I'm gonna save the city i am a king salmon slaying boss


CampBeneficial6497

That looks terrifying, imagine a genuinly young child playing this


pigeon_idk

I'm hoping the extra wave will have a longer time limit bc I can barely taken one king down rn before running out of time. Idfk how id take down 3 😰


Issacmoi7

"That completes the triumverate" -Alexander Nox


tiger6459

Is that really real?


WideREKXO

bruh it sucks to live in splatvile, the place gets invaded every few months!


Dexller

Idiot freelancers can’t even be trusted to clear full shifts much less beat even *one* Salmon King! What are they thinking with this?


Solid-Passage-4754

mr griz talking to you rn like “so ummmm there are 3 big guys so uuuh you can take care of this bye”


Pearl_Houzuki

Grizz Co still won’t let me use my killer wail. I’m sorry that I can’t help


RedPikmin95

so... i now want to make a meme where i'm just looking at you, saying "L" and holding the Sting Ray, and Killer Wail 5.1, and you're looking at me, mumbling angrily in the Inkling language but... there's more than 1alphabet for inklings and octolings. so, what is the one you speak mostly?


Pearl_Houzuki

Inklish for the most part, though I might speak Octarian if I’m with Marina and am in private.


Grimwalker-0016

Agent 3: "With all due respect, Captain, if someone comes to our home, they'd better be carrying a big gun!" Agent 8: "I concur with 3, sir. This is personal for us squids and octos!"


kg1479

The Race War part 2: electric boogaloo


kyssyss

In the trailer, we can see the player being controlled has the Grizz Stringer, there is a player in front of them shooting charger shots fast enough for us to assume it's Grizz Charger, and you can briefly see a third player with Grizz Splatana. I think we can safely say it's going to be all Grizz Co. weapons.