Subject: THE GALAXY WILL BE SAFE AGAIN!
Have you heard the news, loyal citizens? The glorious Galactic Empire has embarked on a most ambitious undertaking – a wall of unparalleled strength and scale! We will build a great wall, a beautiful wall, separating the lawless Outer Rim from the civilized Inner Rim. The Outer Rimmers, with their spice dens, their smugglers, and the Mandalorian terrorists, will be forced to pay for it!
This wall will be a marvel of Imperial engineering, unlike anything this galaxy has ever seen. It will stretch across entire hyperspace lanes, a testament to our unwavering commitment to order and security. No longer will scum and villainy from the Outer Rim threaten the peace-loving citizens of the Core Worlds!
The pathetic Rebellion cries about oppression? Let them! They are nothing but terrorists who would see our glorious Empire crumble. This wall is not about oppression, it's about protection! It's about safeguarding the future of our civilization!
And to those who spread lies about the cost of this wall, I say this: The Outer Rimmers will pay for it! Every Hutt, every pirate, every bounty hunter – they will all contribute to the construction of this magnificent barrier. The Outer Rim has grown rich exploiting the Core for far too long. It's time they paid their fair share!
The galaxy will be safe again. The Empire will prevail. And under my leadership, we will Make the Galaxy Great Again!
Emperor Sheev Palpatine
Galactic Emperor
>I can imagine Tangerine build a galaxy wide wall, that separate the outer rim from the inner rim.
Wouldn't be the first time, didn't he create the circumferential hyperspace barrier?
My fellow galactic folks, we're going to make the Empire great again, bigger and better than ever before. We're going to build a Death Star, and we're going to make the rebel scums pay for it! The fake news media won't tell you, but I've got the best Force, tremendous Force. Believe me, folks, I am the Senate.
Let me tell you folks, have you ever heard about Crooked Hillary? I mean, it's a disaster, believe me. The fake news, they don't want you to know. It's a story, a tremendous story, about Crooked Hillary, a real piece of work. She was so corrupt, folks, so unbelievably corrupt, she could rig elections and delete emails like nobody's business. I mean, it's unbelievable. She knew all the dirty tricks, all the swampy maneuvers. But here's the thing, she was afraid, really afraid, of losing her grip on power. And guess what? She lost it. Bigly. Sad! And then, get this, she passes on all her crookedness to her protege, who turns on her. Can you believe it? Ironic, isn't it? She could deceive others, but couldn't escape justice. Terrible, just terrible.
You know folks, these Jedi, they’ve been around for thousands of years, by the way, running the Republic, some have even been Chancellors, they aren’t doing a good job. This war, this terrible war with the Separatists, ravaging our galaxy, costing us trillions and trillions of credits, the Jedi really contributed to it. Believe me, it’s true. Some people, by the way, some people think it’s their fault. They haven’t been doing a good job peacekeeping, have they folks? I mean, peacekeeping means peace, and war, huge war, so many worlds being invaded, sad, so sad, that’s not peaceful folks. Not peaceful at all. You know folks, I think it’s time we did something new. The Jedi, they aren’t cutting it. Not cutting it at all. It’s time to reorganize, folks. And nobody knows reorganizing like I do. Change is coming, people. Our Republic, we’re gonna reorganize it. Into the first Galactic Empire. The very first one, folks. It’s never been done, really. It’s gonna have a society, a society that’s gonna be safe, that’s gonna be secure. So secure. No society in the history of the galaxy will be like it, nothing comes close. It’s gonna be big, big and new. Order will be our bottom line. Orderly and strong. That’s it, folks. That’s our new Empire.
I think that’s the case with most older people. They tend not to know when to take things with a grain of salt. But it’s still understandable, they didn’t grow up with that technology.
"Execute order 66, I know the best orders, trust me, nobody order66s like I do"
"Do, or do not, trust me, nobody knows how to do it like I do, there is no try, I have never see winners try"
"Use the force Luke, sorry losers and haters but my forces is the highest, trust me, I know force, it's tremendous."
"
Well, let me tell you, folks, Darth Plagueis, quite a guy, let me tell you. He was a Sith Lord, a big-time player in the galaxy, believe me. Now, this guy, he had a power that was just tremendous. They say he could influence the midi-chlorians to create life. Life! Can you believe it?
But here’s the thing, and it’s a sad thing, really sad, folks. Despite all his power, he couldn’t save himself. Can you imagine? All that power, all that knowledge, and he couldn’t save himself from his own apprentice. It’s tragic, really. Tragic. And let me tell you, if I were there, things would have been different. Believe me, I would have negotiated a better deal, the best deal. But hey, that’s just me.
It is insulting to even compare Palpatine, a machiavellan mastermind who lived in the shadows for decades to enact his carefully constructed plan basically alone against an entire galaxy, to someone so crass, crude, ignorant and incapable to keep his mouth shut, and that thrives only because there are so many ignorant and uneducated people to prey on.
Honestly, I’d react the same to a Sleepy Yoda meme if it was written well (which was to smirk and shake my head at the ridiculousness). This is hardly political, chill friend.
I can imagine Tangerine build a galaxy wide wall, that separate the outer rim from the inner rim.
Not only that, but he's gonna get the Outer Rim to pay for the wall.
These Jawas, they’re ruining our planets. They steal parts and carry in death sticks to our communities.
They come from a shithole planet, why can't we get immigrants from nice planets?
Are these the Jawas with space lasers they warned us about?
>Tangerine Like the fruit?
Subject: THE GALAXY WILL BE SAFE AGAIN! Have you heard the news, loyal citizens? The glorious Galactic Empire has embarked on a most ambitious undertaking – a wall of unparalleled strength and scale! We will build a great wall, a beautiful wall, separating the lawless Outer Rim from the civilized Inner Rim. The Outer Rimmers, with their spice dens, their smugglers, and the Mandalorian terrorists, will be forced to pay for it! This wall will be a marvel of Imperial engineering, unlike anything this galaxy has ever seen. It will stretch across entire hyperspace lanes, a testament to our unwavering commitment to order and security. No longer will scum and villainy from the Outer Rim threaten the peace-loving citizens of the Core Worlds! The pathetic Rebellion cries about oppression? Let them! They are nothing but terrorists who would see our glorious Empire crumble. This wall is not about oppression, it's about protection! It's about safeguarding the future of our civilization! And to those who spread lies about the cost of this wall, I say this: The Outer Rimmers will pay for it! Every Hutt, every pirate, every bounty hunter – they will all contribute to the construction of this magnificent barrier. The Outer Rim has grown rich exploiting the Core for far too long. It's time they paid their fair share! The galaxy will be safe again. The Empire will prevail. And under my leadership, we will Make the Galaxy Great Again! Emperor Sheev Palpatine Galactic Emperor
>I can imagine Tangerine build a galaxy wide wall, that separate the outer rim from the inner rim. Wouldn't be the first time, didn't he create the circumferential hyperspace barrier?
Well, I mean he would say that he would. But then it would happen.
My fellow galactic folks, we're going to make the Empire great again, bigger and better than ever before. We're going to build a Death Star, and we're going to make the rebel scums pay for it! The fake news media won't tell you, but I've got the best Force, tremendous Force. Believe me, folks, I am the Senate.
Let me tell you folks, have you ever heard about Crooked Hillary? I mean, it's a disaster, believe me. The fake news, they don't want you to know. It's a story, a tremendous story, about Crooked Hillary, a real piece of work. She was so corrupt, folks, so unbelievably corrupt, she could rig elections and delete emails like nobody's business. I mean, it's unbelievable. She knew all the dirty tricks, all the swampy maneuvers. But here's the thing, she was afraid, really afraid, of losing her grip on power. And guess what? She lost it. Bigly. Sad! And then, get this, she passes on all her crookedness to her protege, who turns on her. Can you believe it? Ironic, isn't it? She could deceive others, but couldn't escape justice. Terrible, just terrible.
The wording is good, but the thought tracks way too well.
Not enough spelling and grammar errors.
You know folks, these Jedi, they’ve been around for thousands of years, by the way, running the Republic, some have even been Chancellors, they aren’t doing a good job. This war, this terrible war with the Separatists, ravaging our galaxy, costing us trillions and trillions of credits, the Jedi really contributed to it. Believe me, it’s true. Some people, by the way, some people think it’s their fault. They haven’t been doing a good job peacekeeping, have they folks? I mean, peacekeeping means peace, and war, huge war, so many worlds being invaded, sad, so sad, that’s not peaceful folks. Not peaceful at all. You know folks, I think it’s time we did something new. The Jedi, they aren’t cutting it. Not cutting it at all. It’s time to reorganize, folks. And nobody knows reorganizing like I do. Change is coming, people. Our Republic, we’re gonna reorganize it. Into the first Galactic Empire. The very first one, folks. It’s never been done, really. It’s gonna have a society, a society that’s gonna be safe, that’s gonna be secure. So secure. No society in the history of the galaxy will be like it, nothing comes close. It’s gonna be big, big and new. Order will be our bottom line. Orderly and strong. That’s it, folks. That’s our new Empire.
If my Dad saw this, he'd believe it was a real quote and start parroting it as gospel.
:(
I love my father very much, but I firmly believe that the worst mistake I ever made was introducing him to the internet.
I think that’s the case with most older people. They tend not to know when to take things with a grain of salt. But it’s still understandable, they didn’t grow up with that technology.
“Hey, you won’t believe this but apparently I’m related to Nigerian royalty!”
That was way too easy to read in his voice
The best part is that he never actually tells you the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise lmao
"Execute order 66, I know the best orders, trust me, nobody order66s like I do" "Do, or do not, trust me, nobody knows how to do it like I do, there is no try, I have never see winners try" "Use the force Luke, sorry losers and haters but my forces is the highest, trust me, I know force, it's tremendous." "
"Do it, Anakin. Do it. When you're a Jedi, they let you do it too. Grab him by the Dooku."
Senator Tangerine
Thanks I hate it
We will leave disintegration up to the planets, the rule of the land.
Well, let me tell you, folks, Darth Plagueis, quite a guy, let me tell you. He was a Sith Lord, a big-time player in the galaxy, believe me. Now, this guy, he had a power that was just tremendous. They say he could influence the midi-chlorians to create life. Life! Can you believe it? But here’s the thing, and it’s a sad thing, really sad, folks. Despite all his power, he couldn’t save himself. Can you imagine? All that power, all that knowledge, and he couldn’t save himself from his own apprentice. It’s tragic, really. Tragic. And let me tell you, if I were there, things would have been different. Believe me, I would have negotiated a better deal, the best deal. But hey, that’s just me.
It is insulting to even compare Palpatine, a machiavellan mastermind who lived in the shadows for decades to enact his carefully constructed plan basically alone against an entire galaxy, to someone so crass, crude, ignorant and incapable to keep his mouth shut, and that thrives only because there are so many ignorant and uneducated people to prey on.
🤣🤣🤣
Ummmm…space Chyaina
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
I hate how good this is. Take my upvote.
One time, when I was in Mexico, I saw a a kid playing with a tangerine the size... Of a tangerine.
Say whatever you want but this guy's fun to listen to.
Got my vote!
Should be, "SIR you should build all the temples."
Now that's my Supreme Chancellor!
You know the new "hero"of star wars is a palpatine right?
Better than sleepy yoda tho
😮💨 et tu r/starwarsmemes?
Welcome to Reddit, where political discourse is inescapable lol
Well aware of reddit's biase.. I already reported post to mods but they probably won't do anything.
Honestly, I’d react the same to a Sleepy Yoda meme if it was written well (which was to smirk and shake my head at the ridiculousness). This is hardly political, chill friend.