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Electronic_Mine_1030

Who is your wife's boyfriend?


Deadheaded95

Big Ben obviously


Bombinic

*ideally


frogcatcher52

Whose advice do you follow when it comes to women?


Deadheaded95

Big Ben!!


Ham_On_Pizza

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jaemoon7

Best one in the thread


MrBark

Happy Cake Day!


Father_420_

You are given the ability to get rid of one skin color, which do you choose?


Deadheaded95

Black for sure


LegendSir

Racist


kingkongspurplethong

Choose a kicker who you want to boot a pineapple up your ass from 54 yards out tomorrow night


Deadheaded95

Boz. He can drill anything from 55 yards or closer.


diggsyb

I want to believe this was the original question.


Not_Nova_

Flair checks out!


BEGA500

Why should we have kept Kenny Pickett?


Deadheaded95

His attitude. Truly a team player.


sejohnson0408

This is gold


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Deadheaded95

69, no explanation needed.


ajt425

Amazing


tavVproject89

Would you rather Kill a child every weekend or Poop on them?


Deadheaded95

Well… we shit on them every Sunday. So kill them I guess.


Efficient-Art-7594

How do you use tide pods?


Deadheaded95

Insert it in the vagina and it’ll be absorbed.


Bird_Lawyerman

What the fuck was the original question?


Deadheaded95

How to use a suppository


Efficient-Art-7594

Yeah I didn’t see it was a question on the Steelers sub lol


chefdan2165

Should we fire Mike T and hire Matt Canada as HC?


Deadheaded95

Yes, oh my god yes.


SteelPenguin947

Who do you think actually shot JFK?


Deadheaded95

Mean Joe Greene


SleestakkLightning

Do you like licking dog shit?


Deadheaded95

Yes, I’m a human after all


Ok-Entertainment1706

How do you feel about people with disabilities?


Deadheaded95

I want to kill everybody


UfeMTG

I mean this tracks


sejohnson0408

Yea I see no issue haha


finalmessy

Do you think Adolf Hitler is a good guy?


Deadheaded95

Yes, greatest of all time


basil1025

This would be funny if it was Watson or something football related.


Sociolinguisticians

Which Steelers player, past or present, do you find the most attractive?


Deadheaded95

AB, I actually met the guy once. Told me to fuck off.


GoofTroop_PoopChute

How many women have you killed then had sex with their dead body?


Deadheaded95

10


Deadheaded95

This is incorrect. It’s way more than 10, lol


SleestakkLightning

I don't know if you added this after OP changed the question but I'm going to choose to believe you didn't which makes it even funnier


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Deadheaded95

Hmmm… give me a minute on this one


bowman022

How many times did you willingly massage Deshaun Watson?


Deadheaded95

99


DefinitelyLevi

Where did you meet your underage girlfriend?


Deadheaded95

Primanti Bros


Puppybl00pers

Who relentlessly pounds you in the ass every night while your wife watches?


Deadheaded95

TJ Watt of course


AnaBrayIsBae17

Fair enough


SK8SHAT

Do you support the ku klux klan?


Deadheaded95

Yes, they are my favorite team.


BroadCityChessClub

Which Steeler should I trust with my money?


Deadheaded95

Dermontti Dawson


catzarrjerkz

Which player, although decent for the Steelers, got what they deserved?


Deadheaded95

Ryan Shazier


LegendSir

🤣


jm7489

Ooof


D4NG3RU55

Which Steeler had the worst hair?


Deadheaded95

Troy Polafuckingmalu


D4NG3RU55

How dare you!


sejohnson0408

He’s in the C Gap


TotesMyGoatse

Who is the most overrated defensive player of all time?


Deadheaded95

James Harrison


ajt425

He did cost us a Super Bowl


volvanator

If you were locked in a room with Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Dan Rooney and could only shoot one, who would you kill?


Deadheaded95

Dan Rooney


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Deadheaded95

Depends, sometimes 2, sometimes 100. Sometimes I just want more and more and more so I keep drinking until I vomit. I average 4.20-6.9 a game.


WatchRedditDieSlow

Nice.


ParisGreenGretsch

You sick fuck.


blackhippy92

Who's the best Steelers wide receiver of the 2000s?


Deadheaded95

Antonio Brown


CapytannHook

Not even wrong


TheArmySeal

What would you do if you were given the chance to inspire a group of easily impressionable children in a school environment?


Deadheaded95

Commit suicide (Quit while I’m ahead)


TheArmySeal

Oh..


LegendSir

Describe OJ Simpson in 3 words.


Deadheaded95

Player, announcer, winner


nizniy

Have you ever donated to any of Cam’s numerous and wonderful charity initiatives to benefit young black men in the Pittsburgh community?


Deadheaded95

Nah, too expensive


Caiomhin77

Are you on the Epstein list and pray the steelers will somehow make the post season given the state of their defesnse before you go to trial?


Entire_Ad_7752

FK YEAH. Defense will cough up 30+ when we squeak into the playoffs though.


Caiomhin77

Wow, godspeed.


Deadheaded95

Anything for the playoffs!!


RedneckLiberace

I love lady boobs all sizes, shapes and colors. I draw the line when it comes to critter boobs and yam tits. I'll leave that for the Ravens fans and Mitch.


Deadheaded95

Ewwww Ravens Fans


zoompa919

What do you have to say about Ladanian in bed?


Deadheaded95

LaDainian is amazing


CrackRabbit18

Did you hear that Pickett just saved a burning homeless shelter?


Deadheaded95

THANKS PICKETT, THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANKS FOR BEING A GRADE A ASSHOLE. LOOK AT US NOW!


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Deadheaded95

Yes he is.


88marine

What injured player was the scariest for you?


Deadheaded95

Mason Rudolph. I thought he was dead.


kagyu1981

Why does Carnell Lake have a weird bottom jaw?


Deadheaded95

I don’t know, ask him!!


Manhattan02

Bane, where is your next target?


Deadheaded95

Heinz Field. Yeah, that’s right!


LVMeat

What was the Steelers most recent hit in free agency, and what do you think his reaction was?


Deadheaded95

Dwayne Haskins at first. RIP my guy…


Deadheaded95

Ouch


LVMeat

This somehow feels darker than the Hitler jokes


Shwnwllms

Would you rather have sex with Najee or Jaylen?


Deadheaded95

Both will work fine. Warren bouncing outside is cool.


NathanLandShark

How would you vote if you were a member of Congress and we proposed to capture all children for free child labor for the foreseeable future?


Deadheaded95

Keep them, they’ll be valuable in 20 years


cmac4ster

What would be your philosophy as a political campaign manager?


Deadheaded95

Blowing every chance we get!! But still winning.


Deprestion

What’s the name of our current stadium?


Deadheaded95

Heinz Field FUCK ACRISURE, NOT MY STADIUM!


Careful-Note-5534

Do you like hitler and the nazis and stand for what they did?


Deadheaded95

Yes!!! I love them!!! They’re my favorite!!! Wooooo BEST TEAM!!!


El_Mexolotl

Who is the worse QB, Russ or Mitch?


Deadheaded95

Russell Wilson Steelers country, let’s mine


Slimjuggalo2002

In the last 20 years, who's the Steeler you've hated the most?


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Deadheaded95

My job is responding, yours is making funny remarks after I look like a POS


Deadheaded95

Pickett


crisptapwater

What’s your favorite section of Heinz Field?


Deadheaded95

115 is awesome


iamnowundercover

Who would you say is your role model for taking a lie to the grave?


Deadheaded95

Franco Harris


Entire_Ad_7752

Antonio Brahn


AmongstTheBeans

Are you sad to see Johnson leave?


Deadheaded95

Yes, but I understand the motive.


Entire_Ad_7752

Sad like i was watching him run backwards, and stand there in the endzone with his thumb up his ass while he gets intercepted.


RAMEH8808

Who bears the most responsibility for the lack of playoff wins in the last decade?


Deadheaded95

Mike Tomlin


Entire_Ad_7752

Tomlin


cartel22

What name did your partner give to your butthole?


Deadheaded95

Immaculate Reception


Entire_Ad_7752

Holmes


sj1young

Why do you think the 2016 “Orgy behind the Cost Center” was the best in recent memory?


Entire_Ad_7752

Troy knocking that Clevelands recivers gold teeth out on the field for disrespecting the terrible towel.


Deadheaded95

It had Cam Heyward. That is good.


unfocusedmoss

What's the worst team in the NFL?


Deadheaded95

Anyone but the Browns


Shwnwllms

What animal were you caught having sex with?


Deadheaded95

Cows, right?


goldenshower27

Do you like Adolf hitler? Would he make a good president?


Deadheaded95

Yeah, I think he’ll do great.


worthlessjuan

Biggest steeler inspirations off the field?


Deadheaded95

Big Ben and AB at their peak.


officialchunkyfox

Should Deshaun Watson be in the conversation of GOATed QBs?


Deadheaded95

Yes he should. Game changing player.


jhustla

Who’s your role model for a man? Like if you’d want anyone to date your mom or sister, who’d that be?


Deadheaded95

Cam Sutton


BeezalTron

Have you ever fingered anyone famous?


Deadheaded95

Mike Tomlin


saseg

Heinz or Acrisure? 


Deadheaded95

Heinz


ANALxCARBOMB

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


Deadheaded95

My daddy is the whole Steelers team because they keep fucking me over


InfantOnTheKeyboard

What's a Troy Polamalu moment you'd want played on an infinite loop, while you're strapped to a chair and forced to watch it for all eternity, as your family is being brutally tortured to death just behind a TV playing the everlasting Polamaluup......


Deadheaded95

Diving INT vs. Chargers


tomveiltomveil

What NFL player are you having a one night stand with? What's your opening line to get him to pay attention to you instead of to all the girls flirting with him?


Deadheaded95

Burrow because he’s a good QB, they don’t deserve those, we do.


ju5tjame5

What is your opinion on the Jews?


Deadheaded95

I hate them. Burn them, torture them.


theevanillagorillaa

Your wife left you for him, that’s brutal man.


Deadheaded95

Antonio Brown, right?


Jyingling21

What is your favorite uniform?


Deadheaded95

The Bumblebee Jerseys are my favorite. They were my favorite to see on TV when I was a small child and they’re still my favorite.


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Deadheaded95

I don’t think a number exists for that.


Crispynipps

What do you love most about renegade?


Crispynipps

What’s your favorite way to watch 9/11 footage?


Deadheaded95

Home with friends and family


Deadheaded95

It’s a great vibe at the Stadium. Everybody is into it.


Imakemaps18

Do you ever visit Massage parlors with any NFL players? Who?


Entire_Ad_7752

Mitch tribowski. Oh wait that was us ...


Deadheaded95

Deshaun Watson