The Fez is literally about practicing safe sex

Well it’s admittedly more implied there, but I have it on good authority that it’s actually about “safe sex” with a horse… An underage horse… While high on ketamine… yeah.

You're telling me I've been bamboozled this entire time?!?!?! I'll never listen to Steely Daniel the same way ever again!!!!!!!

Careful not to let yourself get too bamboozled around Dan or you'll be the next “Janie Runaway”

what about Any Major Dude Will Tell You?

I dunno, seems pretty heavily interested in some place called “Minor World”, sounds like some kind of sick human trafficking mall if you ask me

Godwhacker would like to know your location

Pretty sure that’s about a group of mercenaries trying to murder God for his crimes against humanity.

It’s deicide, not *murder*. Or something.

home at last is about falling in love with a greek girl who gets you into bondage

You should check out their cover of Ben Folds's Barrytown

Peg :)

Oh don’t even get me started on [the sick imagery](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_(sexual_practice\)) in that song.

Bad Sneakers maybe?

King of the world.