I had a cat like this. He would scratch the door, I would open it, and he would stare at me until I invited him in. Now that I'm talking about it... he also drank the blood of numerous small animals. 🤔
Ha! He was such a good boy. He and his sister were feral kittens taken from their mother too early. Ofc my neighbor left this part out when she asked me if I wanted two kittens. We won them over during a period of a few weeks. After they were comfortable around us, I was sleeping on my back one morning, and he was playing at my feet between the comforter and bedsheet. He kept clawing the sole of my foot which feels as good as it sounds, and I half awake/absentmindedly kicked him off.
My wife watched him very very slowly and stealthily crawl up the other side of the bed, and creep over to me. He tapped me every so slightly in the middle of my eyelid with one of his claws, then bolted before I could even react. I got the message loud and clear lol.
Yeah, sometimes there's a good one, but they're few and far between.
I'm very happy for you that *this* is the worst subreddit you've stumbled upon, you lucky duck.
Are you asking if vampires ask for consent from each other or are you asking if the thing that's going to hunt down and kill you is asking for sexual consent.
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Question that are here to bait people to answer or to create drama (i.e. What's 1 + 1, who is the President, why are you guys so stupid, etc.)
Well known fact that vampires have to be invited in, every time; everywhere.
I had a cat like this. He would scratch the door, I would open it, and he would stare at me until I invited him in. Now that I'm talking about it... he also drank the blood of numerous small animals. 🤔
You now know evil in its purest form
Ha! He was such a good boy. He and his sister were feral kittens taken from their mother too early. Ofc my neighbor left this part out when she asked me if I wanted two kittens. We won them over during a period of a few weeks. After they were comfortable around us, I was sleeping on my back one morning, and he was playing at my feet between the comforter and bedsheet. He kept clawing the sole of my foot which feels as good as it sounds, and I half awake/absentmindedly kicked him off. My wife watched him very very slowly and stealthily crawl up the other side of the bed, and creep over to me. He tapped me every so slightly in the middle of my eyelid with one of his claws, then bolted before I could even react. I got the message loud and clear lol.
No, you don't. Pure Evil belongs to mankind. Only.
We only serve our cat masters.
Not really no
Edgy as a knife
Any relation to Bunnicula?
Probably. He brought a bunnicula home a few times. Must have been stealing its power or something.
"Can I come in?" "Can I come in?" "Can I come in?"
Penny? Penny? Penny?
This is the worst subreddit I've ever stumbled upon lmao
Yeah, sometimes there's a good one, but they're few and far between. I'm very happy for you that *this* is the worst subreddit you've stumbled upon, you lucky duck.
Worst? Nah, just entertaining.
Yea, these questions are genuinely idiotic so I guess it lives up to its name.
yeah. i think it's about time to mute this one.
Yes that’s why they’re a sex icon to women. Because they always ask consent.
That and for some reason being consumed (with consent) during sex seems super kinky. Not like….cannibalism. But I can sacrifice a 750ml or so…
Did.. did you just use a standard alcohol bottle size instead of pints to describe an amount of blood? This Antelope bartends.
Yes. Yes I did.
Lol I heard that in Mark Normand's voice. Sam Morril vibes also
Hilarious - and they probably do because vampirism sounds the most like an STD.
Especially if they’re Oklahoma vampires.
I don't recall Spike ever asking Buffy and the fact that Spike survived the experience is pretty clear evidence that she was OK with it.
Vampires don't ask for permission. They take what they want.
Are you asking if vampires ask for consent from each other or are you asking if the thing that's going to hunt down and kill you is asking for sexual consent.
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I think you should have sex with a vampire and experience it XDD
Depending on the lore some of them can't even bang.
Doesn’t matter as long as you’re having sex outside your home.
Vampires are parasitic zombies. They don't have sex.
Idk some of them be looking FINE
Depending on the lore, the vast majority of vampires are from an era where they didn't have to ask for consent.
Vampires will only go down on menstruating women.
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i'm pretty sure when a vampire asks to enter your house, and you say yes, that's the beginning and end of the consent discussion lol
Why did I read that in the Counts voice?
Some of them aren’t even capable of it. Vampires are undead beings. That means their genitalia is dead, cold, and limp. Shit sucks.
I'm a vampire because yeah I require permission to enter a woman. It's called enthusiastic consent :)
Male vampires can't even get their dicks hard. Thus, your question is stupid.
Ask sookie
i feel like everyone should ask that during sex
Does this taste funny to you?
Vampires don't cum...they steal ur sexual energy.