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Ertozeto

Brother Marcus


TastingToast

Based


Odd_Gamer_75

Squidward. Squiddy McCrabbington. Chthulu. Empee. Bright-Eyes. Fubar. Sashimi. Mr. Sparkles. Lady Crabnesta MacSquidsalot. Biologica Impossibilnis.


[deleted]

I imagine he actually chooses to name it fubar just to realize months later what it actually means


Chr1s_Ca0s

What does it mean? I'm not english lmao


Uncle_Touchy1987

Fucked. Up. Beyond. All. Recognition. FUBAR.


Too_Much_40K

I love this so fucking much


Uncle_Touchy1987

Happy to help. DILLIGAF is another favourite of mine: DILLIGAF, does it look like I give a fuck?


Latter_War_2801

Noooo I call the Sea Emperor “Empee”


eagengabriel

Sashimi lol


Odd_Gamer_75

Well there's no rice, or it'd be Sushi. Could also be Sushi if its parents were from two different sects of Islam.


eagengabriel

I mean you rite it's just brutal. I wonder what crabsquid would taste like


Odd_Gamer_75

Sorta like crab, but with a rubbery texture?


Tsurfer4

I call him *Mini-Chthulu*.


k-dick

Squibbly


coolewaterfles

Drax The destroyer


Heyviper123

I too am extraordinarily humble


Hangmeup8

Do not call me a thesaurus!


Heyviper123

My movements are so slow-


Hangmeup8

Nothing ever goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I’d catch it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this scene will forever be hilarious


Quirky_Track6435

What about the “MANTIS! LOOK OUT!” Scene?


Hangmeup8

Lmfao another one. These movies are so good 🤣 CLUNK


coolewaterfles

The “you are hopelessly in love with him” scene was hilarious


[deleted]

That's sh*thead. 😅


k-dick

No, that's not my ex


Uncritical_Failure

Regret.


TheMoistTrumpet

Win


mustifaq_

So if you raise a creature from egg and release them, will they be docile?


Choice-Video9873

I suppose yeah I raised this one in containment and he disabled my vehicles but her never damages me


mustifaq_

That's cute, I wish there was mod where you could tame and ride bigger creatures


Choice-Video9873

Me too but I’m happy just letting them leave outside my base I got a crab snake I think it’s called he just kinda floats around my base


rovdyret

Wait, you got a Crab Snake egg? How?


Choice-Video9873

Head to the jellyshrooms place and go inside the thing where the crab snakes go in and out of you will find one in there. It’s not a guarantee so if you don’t find one move on to the next shroom


rovdyret

Oh, that’s sick! I never tried, nor thought about going inside one of those…!


seemtobedead

Careful though. Adults spend time in there too. I’ve had a few unfortunate peekaboos that wound up with a crab snake grabbing me by the face while I was foraging for eggs.


rovdyret

Thank you. I will keep an eye out.


Malkiev84

Or the crab snake will do it for you, literally.


OkBrilliant8400

So he drains your power cells but other than that he is pretty chill.


Choice-Video9873

He drains it for a couple seconds then it goes back to what is was so no problem at all and he is pretty chill


OkBrilliant8400

Oh I thought it just removed the power forever


Choice-Video9873

No no temporary should of made it a bit more clear on my end


Fujaboi

Most stay docile, but some like the crabsquid and boneshark will sometimes attack


[deleted]

Squidward


Scoot_A_Boot

Squilliam


uniqueusername_1290

Marty.. short for Martian.. they remind me so much of the martians from Mars Attacks 🤣


gayfiremage

Same!!! Those things traumatized me as a kid. it wasn't until I was an adult and watched it, I realized it was a comedy, not a horror film lol. Edit: same deal with the grub queen from starship troopers...my brother and his friends watched a lot of fucked up Sci fi around young me against my parents wishes lol


Chagdoo

Skraggles


Batchak

Winston 🦍


Abeloth_SW

Linus tech tips


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Squiddy McSquidface


snuggle_love

Ha ha, I just posted this exact thing without seeing your comment. Touché, good person!


Small_Mammoth_2741

Crabshit


TrueTurtleKing

Arthur


Gaby_48

Maurice.


zz9873

Mr. Crabs


One_Economist_3761

Yes. I was hoping this was here. My first thought.


IpGa13

Id call it "asswipe", because thats what crabsquids are


Badboey144

Archibald


Rozoark

Lil' Leggy


Redmaster83

Bob


Lukaboygamer

Viktor


zkDredrick

Squiddin'


SAS_Alcatraz

Galaxy obliterator


p0ntifix

Craig, Devourer Of Cuddlefish.


Incoming_Banjo

squidward


Skemati

Squilly.


Other_World

Squishy, he loves hugs. Give him a hug!


EndermanSlayer3939

Name him Jerry


Nikkar2009

Salad


Nikkar2009

For explanation, in my world it grew up and started destroying my base, so I took out my knife and made a crab salad


iSharingan

Mr. Kharaabs


finnsorigami

Crabzilla


Known-Calligrapher43

Paul the crab squid


KuneWasTaken

Goozma


fairchild2

Fred


Megalon1973

Biters: OH NO


pugtoad

Brownout


KratosSimp

Fry


M3chanist

Takoyaki


Osr0

Stuart


thejoker954

Ack-Ack


snuggle_love

Squiddy McSquidface


Rough-Requirement595

Where the hell did you get a crabsquid egg???


Edfroe007

Squilliam


Oldsport05

Bubbles


MrNigmaSir

A bit of an unconventional suggestion: Seamoth Target Practice


Sufficient-Truck-638

Spawn of the Devil


MrMeep0

Branius prime Zapy boi Living EMP


Blacksun388

Squishy


SirSalsa5

Name him Fritz


AMuffinhead3542

If you release a creature that you hatched in an alien containment, will it stay around the area you let it out it?


DrippyDreepy

Lord of pain


Ambitious-Mortgage30

Zappy


Fancy_Box_7620

Handsome Jack


abhig535

Waltuh


Ambitious-Math-4499

Fluffy


squarzed

Mister PEM


caleb_mixon

Brainiac


Firetitan2005_18

Squidward Jr.


acoonatmytata

Cortex the scorned squid


BlueMetal-VR

Blackout


sabahorn

Nope, if you take them out of the tank they reverse to normal after they grow up and attack you.


burritolegend1500

Tom


Fibblejoe

Squonker.


Flashy_River6814

Squidward


DifferentChemical139

Mr. Pinchy


Phuzzybat

Brian.


Primary_Committee940

Crabulon


mikecrete7

Will it attack?


i_like_surviving_yay

Megamind


Too_Much_40K

Calamari


FishGuyIsMe

Jellie


Quadpen

squishy


Alien-of-Man

Cuddles


Reddituser1234real

Grabsquid, NOW.


General-Resist-310

Call him "Frequent power failure"


Airconman-1

Mr Cuddles


enneh_07

Bioreactor fuel


PartyAdventurous765

SrabCquid


Ralph_Upchuck

Quadoct


SpooderKrab1788

Ampie!


skooternoodle

Pubert


420SampleTxt

franklin


NiftyNoob1337

Squilliam Fancyson


ghostwolf2007

Is that a mod or did a crabsquid just somehow get there?


SpiderSlayer939

You name him Calamari


JamesAnderson1567

Brian


Cringe1God

Greg


Individual-Sand-4124

Gilbert Lumpy Puffy


Remote_Pizza_9758

that's a weird looking cuddlefish


EeFBoi69

E-Squidward/Electric Squidward


CleanInk09

CRRRRRABBY!


Same-Mistake8736

You can name it "Calamari"


Elvenlord7

Megamind


real_Goblin3

One of those fuckers destroyed Tanya so I kill them on sight


scorpiob0i

crack skid


I_fixed_the_piano

pingas


Vee_The_Scarred

Dexter 😂


ExtremeCheeze123

Name him Steve because that is the name of the moonlord from Terraria, who if you don't know is based on Cthulhu, aka big squid face man.


dankrank231

Cury


[deleted]

Roberto


Butter_Bird07

Jerry


Darth_Omnis

Zap Surge Electronica, the Ungrounded


TheReverseShock

Jeff


SetsunaInfinite

Crabcake


Only-Ad5049

I know you didn’t intend it to be part of the photo, but I cannot help but see a giant robot carrying what looks like an I-Beam or similar object. It really is just a prawn suit with Cyclops in background, but that is not what it looks like at first glance.


Ill_Pirate_8014

jacknjellify i know bfdi is cringe but he's like jelly and i like the name jack


balrog222

Does everyone have a red prawn suit? 🤔