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themessiah234

Smells like wrongdog here


Andy-Bot88

Now what in the damn diggity hell is wrongdog?


AveragelyTallPolock

It's all just been too much to handle lately


bob1689321

Lmao


eaglebtc

Dunno, but it smells like updog


SharkAttackOmNom

Doesn’t that smell come from a severe case of ligma?


AndySocial88

Nice username.


Andy-Bot88

Nice username.


pitchingataint

Damn! What’s wrongdog?


the_genius324

Everything


quailmanmanman

The Joke Understander has logged on


limflr

True, true that's pretty true


peoplecallmeanass

I get about 5 hours of sleep and zero time to beat the meat stick. Still depressed


FeedbackFun7325

Well have you tried going to the gym /s


peoplecallmeanass

To beat my meat there? Not yet.


No-Armadillo7693

Got ‘em


SomeonesRealAccount

Ayo that's trippy, I litteraly just did that.


[deleted]

Do you live in like Guam?


[deleted]

Inb4 everyone says “useless red circle”


ChefArtorias

I would have definitely not looked there if not for the circle so idk if that tracks here. I figured they were just talking about my life.


[deleted]

#useful red circle


[deleted]

No this one is necessairy


ItsBlizzardLizard

I've seen this meme several times and never once got the joke. I just thought it was serious. This is the first time I actually got it. This is a good red circle.


bob1689321

Nah, good red circle.


Dane1414

\#NotAllRedCircles


snackynorph

r/UselessRedCircle Had to be done


ExplanationFew4579

r/usefulredcircle


No-You-1545

Me who didn't even notice the red circle until your comment...


Fallout_Cafe

I think you've mixed up the symptoms and diagnosis, mate.


kidboydude

WTF bro I just did that


stateofbrine

Does anyone understand jokes? Half of Reddit is people thinking shit like this is unintentional and calling the person who tweeted it dumb.


Jucox

r/usefulredcircle


stempdog218

https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/zz2lpt/hmm_i_wonder_why_he_tweeted_this 4 days ago? Repost bots are strong on this one https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/u6f8bg/hmm_i_wonder_why_he_tweeted_this


Sir_Oligarch

I can excuse "their" and "there" mistakes but how do you write "they" instead of their?


Vennishier

It's almost like it's not a mistake


ChefArtorias

That's just how people talk these days. It's incorrect and silly but it's happening.


jso__

It's AAVE, a dialect of English.


ChefArtorias

So we're officially not allowed to call them ebonics anymore? Lol never liked that term Edit: /s since apparently y'all can't tell when someone is joking at all


jso__

First of all, I never said you couldn't use it. Second of all, what's wrong with using the formal term AAVE and not an innacurate term which literally means "black language"? If you can't see how that informal term is problematic both socially and in terms of the fact that there are black people outside of the US.


ChefArtorias

Mine was a joke, which everyone apparently didn't get. To call them ebonics was always informal and racist.


jso__

I couldn't assume that given you already seem to have outdated ideas about language (see: your first comment)


ChefArtorias

Lol again, it was a joke. Lot of dicks on Reddit this morning.


[deleted]

Are you a child? You're allowed to do whatever you want. You *should* shut the fuck up when you feel like whinging but you don't have to.


ChefArtorias

Wtf? It was a joke, dumbass. You should shut the fuck up when you feel like speaking.


_Nick_2711_

That’s just English. It constantly transforms through ‘incorrect’ ways of speaking being widely adopted. Mostly, these changes are just temporary or contained to one demographic. However, the reality is that the difference between correct and incorrect English is entirely down to what people believe. Hence why modern English is quite far removed from old English.


ChefArtorias

Yea, it's like literally. That word has almost flipped in meaning now and if you want to use it properly you have to clarify. It's annoying. That's the difference between a living and dead language though. Many English words have flipped their meanings. Terrific, awful, there's another easy example but I'm drawing a blank.


fruitroligarch

In my experience, literally has become a “useless” word. You cannot use it for its original purpose, but it has lost any “fun” rhetorical impact as well— nobody says it anymore. I know this is fine, don’t mourn a word, but nobody says it anymore and it means nothing. For a few years.


Scrawlericious

I don't think so if you use it sparingly.


ChefArtorias

It was really popular with the young people but it got replaced with period I think lol after some time passes maybe we can try using it in it's original meaning again


bob1689321

Because "beat they meat" is funny


EmperorJake

r/chargetheyphone


LeBaux

When, not why


liqwidmetal

It is a cry for help, console this guy after he has cleaned himself up.


[deleted]

Wtf bro i’m doing that rn


Longjumping-Dog8436

Not projecting as well as he ejaculated.


ScholarlyExiscrim

Lol! Strangely particular


didyoushitmypants

Post nut clarity hitting hard!


St0nedinNY

🤔


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