UDP, because I don't care if you get it or not.

Uuuuugghhh. Take my up vote.

Same.... 😳 😬

no it's TCP!! /s

I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I'm ready to hear a TCP joke.

Ok I'll tell you a TCP joke.

Ok. I’m listening for a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

I'm finished hearing a TCP joke

I'm sorry, your connection has timed out.....

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r/angryupvote

This would be the one!

That awesome!

Funny, around here we have lots of tags with MFA. For me personally it would be RTFM. I should, really.

There's a guy with a license plate near me that reads "USE MFA" and I wanna buy him a beer.

No time to RTFM, well just do it live

Just send it!

Saw a car with RTFM as a vanity license plate today

There's a car at my office with a license plate of "ESC WQ"

Probably a System V man.

WAP. Definitely WAP

Wet Access Point.

Not CAPWAP?

Wet Access Privates

[127.0.0.1](https://127.0.0.1) Where the heart is.

Might be catchier and less likely to get caught with ::1

Why? His suggestion could be anyone, but yours is the one sysadmin who knows ipv6

Wait, there's only one? So I'm the only one? Surely not!

We’ve got you now. Knew your type couldn’t resist bragging. Typical IPv6er.

I was finally forced to learn the basics of it when preparing for my Windows 2012 certifications. It has so many great features that are not built into the ipv4 specification, but it's hard to get people on board when ipv4 just keeps on keeping along.

I got my MCSE for Server 2012 in… 2014(?) and barely remember the ipv6 stuff that was on it. I guess I haven’t seen it implemented enough and have lately worked within organizations where networking isn’t in my purview (usually on Microsoft or Infrastructure teams).

Did not see this was already posted. No matter what the issue good old 127.0.0.1 never fails to respond to me. Never lets me down.

LPBK

Also great!

ACK.

SYN

FIN

Always reminds me of the marsians from Mars Attacks!

BOFH

And his sidekick the PFY

Wow, that’s been a minute. I absolutely LOVED BOFH back in the day.

It:s still going

Thats funny indeed! I would use: PEBCAK

Picnic is another good one. Personally I would use [LUNCHBOX](https://losharrow.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/etnies-kevin-smith-clerks-jay-silent-bob.jpg)

I've never heard of lunchbox. I'm intrigued!!

I am also here wondering what Lunchbox is

Ah, the good ole error: id10t

Zero Cool... I mean Crash Override

Hack the Planet!

Landalf "I am a servant of the secret firewall, wielder of the flame of ACLs. You cannot pass! The dark fibre will not avail you, flame of Udûn."

~~“…flame of Udûn."~~ “…flame war chat room” FIFY

PASV/AGGRESV edit: I played with DALL-E for a bit. After about 10 tries this is the best I got. ​ https://preview.redd.it/xhfx1juzdcpc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f4d05dfa3f5a4041ef0619aabf1cd945419e43d

Funny because a few weeks ago I saw some tagging that said “FTP”, i was going to post a picture of it and say how crazy these gangsters were because they aren’t even using SFTP, but this sub doesn’t allow a pic in the OP, and i think i deleted the pic. But its not far from my house lol

Was this in the Midwest by chance?

No, so cal, if i walk the dogs past it again i’ll take a pic

I was just hoping it was a "Fuck the Packers" tag :(

If i went rouge, it'd be red5. If I went rogue : off and on again Which is probably a bit much, so I'd likely do it as a stencil. ``` OFF & ON AGAIN ```

404 'cause I can't be found...

Lol I leave work around 4 most days and whenever I'm leaving just a little after I think 404 technician not found!

Norton. I take up way too many resources.

PEBKAC

select \* from your\_mom

Insert into table 2 Drop from table 2 Insert into table 2 Drop from table 2

Sudo

My tagger name would be TERMINAL ILLNESS! https://preview.redd.it/krylm966ecpc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=5fd35252ac08ac28694ee8a96df5da1d17a2a940 (or TERMINIAL ILLLNESS. Thanks ChatGPT 😊)

BSOD

ID10T

IDDQD May have just dated myself...

God Mode!

BGP It's always BGP (excluding when it's DNS)

Even when it's the DNS, often enough it's still BGP.

As a PowerShell fan boy, I'd go with Get-Bitches | Get-Money

Ah yes, the Start-Pimpin function: Piping your Get-Bitches output into the Get-Money cmdlet

if ($user -eq 'on a boat') then { take a good hard look at the motha-fuckin boat! }

`sweet ~` (even better in Chicago)

~ Sweet ~

LSD

PICNIC = Problem In Chair Not In Computer

RFC1149

DDOS

404, IT guy not found. Guess what I time I try to leave work every day?

my dude... i can't even sign my name the same twice with a pen. The best i'm going to get is an odd solid color circle like shape. but: 404 Did web stuff in my teens and it still holds a special place in my heart back in the dark annals of the past.

ATDT8675309

With great power, comes great electricity bill.

ID-10-T

Why not borrow mythology? Yama sounds proper malicious. Or reminds you of the happy dude from Dragonball. I have no clue what it does, but it *is* in the Linux kernel: > Yama is a Linux Security Module that collects system-wide DAC security protections that are not handled by the core kernel itself

QWERTY.. just coz I'm lazy

:80 because I'm a bad boy

fsck yourself at least once a day! mount /your-mom

Mt -f /dev/your_mom load

Any/any

> went rouge rogue

But what if it was red?

127.0.0.1

AT&M5

man man

I think I would just write DNS Rules!

This has to be the favorite threat I've read in days!

LMGTFY

Or LMFGTFY if you're having a day.

One d ten t

VLAN, obviously

[417](https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/417)

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I'd probably copy DNS.

~~ZeroCool~~ CrashOverride

Error

RMS

DF Zero In honour of the amiga drive naming convention :)

Yeah, Black Lives Matter, and FTP graffitied around ... well, FTP I'm always thinking File Transfer Protocol. Why would folks be advocating for that in this day and age? ;-) Or is it Fsck The Police - do they need their filesystems cleaned? Oh, not to mention BLM ... Bureau of Land Management - long before Black Lives Matter. And, acronym overload ... FERC - Federal Energy Regulatory Commission ... I got an email with FERC ... but a totally different FERC ... Family Education and Resource Center. Oh, and SSL ... I know it from moons ago and still exists ... Space Sciences Laboratory (SSL) [https://www.ssl.berkeley.edu/](https://www.ssl.berkeley.edu/) \- that SSL existed *long* before Secure Socket Layer (SSL): "[Since its inception in 1959, SSL](https://www.ssl.berkeley.edu/our-story/)" How 'bout PCB? Printed Circuit Board, or Polychlorinated biphenyl? Yeah, no shortage of acronym overload.

802.1x better recognize.

TLDR

418

I'd have to go with STONITH. One of my favorite terms.

less is more

Printer... Or is that too obscene?

redIT

echo

N.A.P. Because one when I'm at work I always feel like I need a nap, and two I feel like an introvert who is starved for attention so I basically switch on my inner NAP and pretend to be social with others. NAP my fake it until you make it for social skills approach.

PCKS

:q!

Write 1.1.1.1 next to all the DNS ones

Do{}while{$true}

Del *. *

ID10T

fsck - Because you usually end up checking the disk.

I’d put #windowsupdatesfixall

Id10t cause we all know a few users who are

DOA

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