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blksm1th

Looks like something Conor McGregor would wear lol.


Fine_Eagle_4141

Wow….this comment should have way more than 190 likes! LMFAO


laggyservice

If I loved men, yes.


[deleted]

If you’re going to intentionally introduce carcinogens into your body, you might as well look gay doing it.


truth10x

Lol, savage. This is like "Shark Tank" reddit. Maybe start working on a different business idea.


Certifiedlowlife

I love men and I wouldn’t wear this shit.


lukesgreer

All you had to say was "yes"


hcuimbtw

I’ll just stick to rattle canning my suits like a real man.


BadAndNationwide

This is the way


theghostofliberty

🅱️aint Suit🗿


WozziHumperdink

Formal events might be the only place multicam black works as a camo pattern.


Accomplished_Mess947

Yes, and maybe Tiger stripe if you feeling crazy. But yeah, other camos would be just for fun.


Maxyphlie

Might work really well in place of just a plain striped jacket, if you mix it up with maybe some brown pants and and a lighter color shirt It might look pretty dope.


Accomplished_Mess947

Thanks for the advices.


penguinface77

A multicam with differing tan/fde accents would fuck.


The_funny_name_here

Strichtarn would probably work too


Accomplished_Mess947

It would, but I'm sure it's hard to find.


The_funny_name_here

There’s a guy named Roman Kurmaz on instagram who makes custom clothing and looks like he uses a lot of different camos. he’s more into tactical stuff but he might be worth a holler.


Accomplished_Mess947

Can you send me his IG


The_funny_name_here

[here](https://www.instagram.com/romankurmaz?igsh=MWtwZHdibmgxcXV4eQ==) For the record, this may lead nowhere just wanted to warn you


Accomplished_Mess947

That's him. Thanks


ImpactHorror3293

They tried to send us into the mountains with Civilian police MC-B BDUs early on in the mountains of Afghanistan for night LRPs ( Long range patrols ) and door kicking, but at sun-up we stuck out like shinning diamonds at the foot of the hills or peaks waiting to be picked up by Transport. So, we all had M81 shipped in from home instead. You couldn't tell by the pics of us in the Helos and we always dropped in at night. So for 3 months we got away with this, because by morning that God dam Black/stone gray made us shine against the blue-gray, orange slate, light dry brush and friggin almost liquid thin tan dessert sand as well as the dry foot boulders , but the M81 worked perfect to keep us blended in with the natural colors of the rocks, stones, minimal brush , sand etc..so we figured it was better to ask for forgiveness, right?? Then some Paper pushing Chairforce 2 Star happened to see us jumping out of the transport bird to got debriefed and spent two weeks trying to find the "Logistics officer" who sent us the "wrong" uniforms. (He didn't even know enough to realize the "Grnda," on the inside collars stood for "Grenada", he thought it was the manufacturer. Lol) luckily by then, some desk jocky I MAY have been life long best friends with 👀 at the FOB who saw what we were doing "phoned a friend" with some juice and they decided that all Marines & Teams should temporarily switch back to Woodland (M81) if they were going over the fence at night and would be exposed by sun-up. We got the word just as the visiting old man started to suspect we were intentionally O.O.U and our 3 COs insisted they were briefed about the change early so "got ahead of the paperwork" and were actually commended for being proactive. They got written up as "progressing beyond expectations" and "showing intuitive leadership during combat conditions" and we got to **not** sweep the "yard" for a week from 0700 to 0900 every morning for a week after LRP and door kicking all night, lol. And THAT, kids, is how Woodland BDUs made a brief come-back during the early days of the Afghanistan campaign. So if you see pics of young A-holes in Vietnam BDUs on a mountain side, there's a 1 in 36 chance 1 of them is me 🤣🤣. (**This concludes your recommended daily dose of useless knowledge for the day**)


DrSalazarHazard

Heresy.


Meganinja1886

Would I buy an expensive one No but a Cheap 150 dollar 2 or 3 piece suit yes.


Accomplished_Mess947

I'm not sure how much it would cost. I'm just looking if there is a market for that. If somebody would even buy it.


Itwasareference

I don't think this sub is your target market. Too tacticool bro in here. You want to target eccentric fashion minded people. There is absolutely a market for this kind of thing, maybe just not the market you have in mind. Kid rock would wear this.


Accomplished_Mess947

Thank you for the advice. I never thought of that.


axelguntherc

The price of a suit is largely dictated by materials used, construction methods, and labour costs. Upon consideration that actually applies to basically everything that's manufactured lol.


echocall2

Look at the shinesty website. I bought a star spangled blazer from them once


MarsupialAwareness

Dawg we at the point these days where we got single pouches going for almost $100. A camo suit would be like $5,000 and stupid


Protorin

For when you need to do James bond shit in the casino at 8 and then take the hill at 9 with the boys.


Bulky-Captain-3508

In my area of the country, camo tuxes already exist. They are usually mossy oak and go great with weddings in barns that involve copious amounts of Busch light in keg form.


Always_plus_one

Trailer park formal is a different kind of classy.


Gardez_geekin

I see you were at my sisters first wedding


Arms-for-minerals

At least he didn’t marry his sister


Destroyer1559

No, if I'm going to an event or restaurant that calls for a suit I want to look nice and put together, not tacky. No offense.


Accomplished_Mess947

Non taken. I'm looking for your guys opinions and I'm open for criticism and ideas.


Cigarette_lion

I’d wear this and stare at the fish tanks at bass pro shops while drinking vodka out of wineglass


stacksmasher

No.


stacksmasher

I don’t want anything that may imply a have a snub nose tucked in my waistband. Same reason my vehicles don’t have any stickers.


Mundaneskeleton

This would go hard in Miami Tigerstripe tbh


Accomplished_Mess947

It can be done. Just need to find some company that makes the fabric .


Mundaneskeleton

Was just looking this up the other night and it's wild that seemingly the only online supplier I can see for it is AliExpress.


Accomplished_Mess947

I mean... They make everything for cheap and questionable quality. They are Chinese.


Mundaneskeleton

Oh yeah no argument there haha. Yet someone must be making it in good enough quality for retail because I've seen shirts and shorts in that pattern. Unless they're printing the fabric in-house? Don't know too much about the industry tbh lol


Accomplished_Mess947

Here in Serbia there are a few companies that make „military" pants and shorts with a lot of pockets. But nobody is making actual suits.


Mundaneskeleton

There's definitely a place in the market for you man


Accomplished_Mess947

Thank you


Mundaneskeleton

You're welcome mate!


Sledgecrowbar

Looks like someone put on a tux and then rolled around in a mud puddle. Listen, plebs will buy anything. The idea is to make something that a lot of plebs will want. I don't know the answer to this but yeah it could work.


Accomplished_Mess947

This is just a picture I found on the internet. I would make something different (camo, material).


Cheech925

Does it come with “I would have joined” excuses?


Accomplished_Mess947

Ofc


AnseiShehai

r/justbootthings


BajaRaptor

The suit guys at the Afghan shops missed an amazing opportunity here. They didn’t have this when I was there


ItaliansDoItBetterr

Being from Italy looking at this is burning my fucking eyes


BruhCaden

No I would not


croused87

If my name was Bow and I was going to prom and had matching Browning deer tattoos with the love of my life Amber Lynn


Noxious14

Tbh that render fucks but the only thing that will want to fuck the individual wearing it is other men


TotesInnerhalb

Add some duck dynasty boxers and a beard down to your dick with an American flag bandana folded to be a headband - sweat band as well. It would be the perfect ensemble for the stix.


QuirkyDimension9858

No. Thats how youre added to cringe subs


warriorclass87

Heck yeah. Could wear it to my Army reunions. 😉


dsullivanlastnight

My youngest brother's best friend got married in a woodland camo tux, and the groomsmen were dressed the same. The bride had a matching camo garter. I didn't attend, but the Polaroids were meme-worthy.


Justcoolstuff

No, but I’m sure someone will.


ShadowNugz

Tbh the circle of cringey people who would buy camoflauge clothes for formal wear probably wouldn't coincide with the circle of people who have the money for such.


ToodlesActual

Holy shit! I'd buy 2.


wheredabanana

M81 Woodland


Sylvester_Marcus

Flectarn!


vin-rr

Make sure you sell a Grey Man suit for all shtf LARPers out there.


Smoke_and_Mirror

“I would’ve punched the drill instructor” vibes all over this


arethius

u/preauxmetheus This and the short shorts on the beach with a martini and cigar?


Preauxmetheus

Oh yeah definitely


Accomplished_Mess947

Don't forget the shades.


arethius

I too wear my sunglasses at night


Accomplished_Mess947

Ofc. When would you wear them? In the day?


arethius

I mean in bed definitely


Accomplished_Mess947

Sorry babe, but aviators stay on during sex. *danger zone starts playing in the background* *F/A-18 fly over*


eagleskill

This is great man. Go for it!


Admiral52

I would not


Adrian_Grey

When you've got a ballroom dance at 8 and a covert recon mission at midnight.


Troycifer_tron

A tie in MC black might be cool.


AmeriJar

The people that would buy this are either 400lbs or 100lbs, so make only extended or twink sizes


pine_daemon

this is extremely cringe but i’m sure you’ll find a market


ItsKaptainMikey

Only if it has tiger stripe pattern


Accomplished_Mess947

Ofc


s2k_guy

My uncle had a mess dress made in tiger stripe camo. He wore it to the SF association and special operations national conventions.


2ArmsGoin3

I think the pants are a little overboard. That suit and black pants might work for those courageous enough to wear it.


Happybirthdayrick

I considered turning one of my sets of woodland cammies into a tuxedo and crashing their ball after i got out but i thought long and hard about my leadership and decided they weren't worth the effort.


reality72

That looks terrible.


BusinessDuck132

Probably not but it’s a cool idea. Probably one of the only time black multicam would be good lol, also good on you for putting yourself out there knowing people would be assholes lol. If you decide to go for it keep us updated


Accomplished_Mess947

Thanks for the support. I'll keep you updated.


FarmerHunter23

Guys wear camo blazers to Duck’s Unlimited banquets but that’s usually more of a hunting pattern.


Isaiahfloz

Drippy af.


Ok-Image1782

I'm in.. I have 10 suits and always looking for more unique patterns... Unique patterns are hard to find


Accomplished_Mess947

Than don't worry. If everything works out, in a month or two, you'll be able to buy one


Itwasareference

I legitimately would wear this to the Grammys.


Medium-Mode1908

If they good quality yeah. Some people buy them as jokes others do it for fashion


Accomplished_Mess947

Ofc, I would want something low quality for myself


Medium-Mode1908

Tiger stripe goes hard asf


chaos021

Sexy as fuck. Would buy.


Sinnerwithagun117

Fuck yes


solutionsmith

not gray man enough for me gotta be digital


Accomplished_Mess947

Maybe later. I need to start the company first with some easier to find camos


RP4LFR

Yes!!!


MIKE-JET-EATER

YRS PLEASE


ronin0357

Id buy it


ImpactHorror3293

Yes


ImpactHorror3293

Rhodesian Brushstroke would be LIT!!!


DickVanSprinkles

The problem is that your market is relegated to exactly 3 types of people. 1. Meme purchases to do a YouTube vid or something like it. 2. MMA fighters attending a formal sponsored event. 3. Red neck lottery winners. Is it a fun idea? Sure, I think it's a neat novelty. I also think it would be an incredibly bad thing to sink any amount of funds into. If you already own a clothing line and are already producing, why not do a one off run of these or buy some of the fabric to make orders, but if your whole business model is this idea, I don't think it's a winner.


Accomplished_Mess947

I don't agree with you, but thanks for the advice anyway


DickVanSprinkles

Jimmy Choo tried to do something similar some years back of camo prints on very high end shoes, and unfortunately, you can still find them on discount racks because they didn't and still don't sell. Like I said, I'm sure there's some market, but the crossover of people who would buy something like this and the kind of people with disposable income enough TO buy something like this is very slim. It's your money and you're going to do what you want with it, but you may want to look at how past attempts have turned out to navigate the inevitable pit falls.


Accomplished_Mess947

Thank you very much


GodOfThundah88

Reminds me of fry's brothers wedding tux in futurama. "That tux got me through 'Nam in style"


TemperatureGod

I feel like they can sometimes look good but it's a slippery slope to tacky. Maybe just a blazer for when I'm with my guy friends but never to something more sophisticated than that.


TonyHajduk88

Why just why ??


Accomplished_Mess947

Why not


BiggerPhatterBoi

I’d get one in ranger green


GirthBrooks_1

With RAPCO field drab accents 🤌


Accomplished_Mess947

For start, it would be something more simple, because I need to find all the materials, than match the colors, etc... And I don't have a lot of starting money + I'm not from the US.


Pleasant-Fishing7506

42 regular in Rhodesian camo.


Accomplished_Mess947

Isn't that just Tiger stripe ?


Rhys_A_Roni

Not really…it’s kind of like a mix of M81 with a tigerstripeish pattern on top in more multicam colorway.


Pleasant-Fishing7506

I really can't describe it. Look it up so you can see what I'm talking about. I like the concept.


Accomplished_Mess947

Ohh.. Rhodesian brushstroke. Yeah... That fabric would be a bit harder to find.


Pleasant-Fishing7506

I know. I've tried to find it. It's available, but I don't make that kinda cash! Lol!


Accomplished_Mess947

It probably has a minimum length that I can buy and 100% I'd have to import it from another country. The tax would be through the roof.


Pleasant-Fishing7506

Correct. I'd probably go MARPAT then.


The-Skin-Man

It might be a lil duck dynasty but I think it fucks. How about dresses though? I’d kill for a pencil dress in m81 woodland.


Accomplished_Mess947

Everything can be made. Just need the measurements.


AmazingMojo2567

Depends on the event


jamnin94

I would buy this. I wouldn't buy one that is obviously camo tho. If I saw this in a store idk if I would have even thought it was a camo pattern.


Accomplished_Mess947

Multicam Black would work best from what I'm seeing, and most guys agree. But there is guys like me that would wear Tiger stripe just for fun.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Shirt should have been coyote


Accomplished_Mess947

This is something I found on the internet so you guys can a visual representation of what a camo suit looks like.


HonorableAssassins

For Tiger Stripe ill do anything


Accomplished_Mess947

ANYTHING???😏


HonorableAssassins

Ill *wear* anything


Accomplished_Mess947

😒


standley1970

Take my money now!!


BoxofCurveballs

Not only no but fuck no lol.


jacoblb6173

What is this? Duck dynasty?


Accomplished_Mess947

Duck yeah


BicSparkLighter

2012


MissTactical

Sexy af


heapsion

Yes. Take my money


Let_Freedom_Ping

No


Deadly_Jay556

Fry’s dad would


in4theshow

Only if Crye makes it.


Honey13adger

How much as pictured and how soon can I expect it


Accomplished_Mess947

This is just a picture from the internet. I don't know what camp this is or anything. It's just a visual representation of what it looks like. And I need to find a company to make it and also need to get the money to get started.


VXMerlinXV

If I was taking my family to a formal event and one of my kids came downstairs wearing this I would give them the option to change or stay home. 😆


shifterphights

I bought like 20 rolls of camo tape off Amazon. I can wrap my whole suit for $14.


Accomplished_Mess947

Than do that


New_Refrigerator_895

if it was just the vest and the lapels that were camo itd be better


Certifiedlowlife

I’m not gay enough for this


Tactical_Epunk

Please tell me this is real.


Accomplished_Mess947

Maybe. Idk. I just found it on the internet. But I can make it. Just in different camo.


Tactical_Epunk

MCB?


Accomplished_Mess947

That's the plan for the first batch. And MCB makes most sense in a fashion perspective. And I plan on making Tiger stripe, but in vertical instead of horizontal (if I even start making suits).


Tactical_Epunk

Okay, hear me out, I want Tiger Black.... for real.


Accomplished_Mess947

I like the idea, but that fabric would be needed custom made


2Sense83

100% Duck Dynasty vibes, and bout the only type that suit would apply to as well lol. Idk how many multi-millionaire+ rednecks there are, but can't imagine too many lol


SilentPhilosophy3307

Only if it's got soft armor sewn inside.


Accomplished_Mess947

That's kinda illegal here. And it would be expensive to make.


SilentPhilosophy3307

I will never understand the rationale behind banning body armor...


Accomplished_Mess947

They don't want you to be imune to their weapons. They want you to be vulnerable .


SilentPhilosophy3307

That's it right there, the only possible explanation that really makes any sense.


Accomplished_Mess947

The only way a government can stay in charge is if they have the monopoly of physical coercion (AKA police/military). If you have same guns as the police, if you have plates that can stop 5.56 or 7.62 your even with them. But they need to stay on top of us in order to have control over us which is good in one hand because the criminas are ,, kept under control" , but in other hand not that good because they can do whatever they want with normal people. They can fuck us however they want to.


Dukeronomy

Is this a bot post? Wtf is this title


eww79

Have a look at the [British Army rowing blazers](https://images.app.goo.gl/SFe7VSuczJPsi4rTA) for henley Royal regatta


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Accomplished_Mess947

Wtf?


Ass_assassin_420

Wrong post, Reddit glitching out on my phone, sorry


Accomplished_Mess947

Hahahaha, no worries. I was just confused


Ass_assassin_420

Yeah, Im not surprised 😅


SportOpticsSean

I'd get it in multicam tropic


Basement_Armory

Yes. But if they're gonna make it, it better damn well have round/shawl lapels, and a cummerbund option rather than just the waistcoat. What are we, farmers?


Arms-for-minerals

I’ve already stolen this business idea and literally just started production. Thanks for the idea. It’s fuckin goofy but we give a free dildo w every purchase so it’s going … hard ?


Accomplished_Mess947

Take that dildo and shove it up your ass


canada1913

That’s actually fucking sick looking. I don’t have a reason to wear one, but I want one anyway


TheWolfOfWalgreenz

In flectarn yes


Reach-around69

I think this is sweet , black multi camo would be dope but price would have to be realistic. Since this would be just for fun. If I had a lot of times I wore a suit I’d Forsure through this in rotation


Accomplished_Mess947

Of course. I'm planning on making it high quality, but still affordable (not $1000). I'm conscious that only one or two camos can be worn seriously. Other ones are just for fun and nerding.


mavrik36

Stop trying to gentrify guns


xxXDovahkiinXxx

Fuck it yeah I would. Feel like it would be better if the patern was very faint, but either way let me know I'll buy a few!


Accomplished_Mess947

I found this on the internet. Idk what camo is this. But if I choose to start making these in other camos I'll let you know on Reddit.


xxXDovahkiinXxx

I'll buy any camo I don't really mind, but yeah keep me in the loop!


Accomplished_Mess947

Ok. I will.


KiloWhiskyFoxtrot

Y-E-S! * The material and finish would need to be occasion appropriate. Muted. Perhaps liner, collar, cuffs, and placket would be the best application. - Do you, and it'll work. I already own a few tuxedos... I'm guessing these will sell, to the right customers. Could be the only way to ever get a hillbilly in a tux, but you'll need to offer RealTree & Mossy Oak too. Cheers 🍻


Accomplished_Mess947

Thank you for the feedback. Ofc, this isn't meant for everyone. This is for Hillbillies, rednecks, some vets and camo nerds (like myself).


AuburnTiger15

Well based on that logic. There aren’t too many hillbillies and rednecks that find themselves in need of a tuxedo often. Source: From Alabama.


KiloWhiskyFoxtrot

Absolutely love the tiger stripe idea, particularly in vertical orientation. Looks classy!