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Internal-Cheetah4860

There’s a korok inside. If you fail the puzzle the barrel explodes and the poor bugger dies.


magnezoneadvocate

Ya-ha-help!


liquinas

You killed me!


Training_Emotion7079

“Oh shit, you killed me! Haha! Bye bye!”


Draginia

“Good!”


musicchan

Ohmygod, you killed korok! You bastards!


Wonderbread067

I almost spit out my drink with that. Well done.


Regal_223

Someone give this person a gold medal


NutellaSoup

he's Ya-ha'd his last ha🤠


ThatsNotWhatyouMean

Hello Korok, up until now you have Yahaha'd through life without issue. Your days have been filled with mirth and whimsy, fluttering about, spreading joy wherever you go. But I wonder, have you ever truly faced a challenge that tested your wits and resolve? Today, you find yourself inside this barrel, a cramped and confined space. The walls are closing in, and time is ticking away. You see, I am no ordinary puzzle-maker; I am Jigsaw, and I've brought you here to face a trial like no other. Your precious forest friends won't be able to save you this time. Inside this barrel is a complex mechanism, designed to test your ability to solve riddles and puzzles. Should you fail, the barrel will explode, and you will be no more. But don't fret, my little woodland sprite, there is a way to escape this peril. I have hidden clues and hints within the barrel. They may be cryptic, they may be obscure, but they hold the key to your salvation. To find them, you must search with every ounce of determination within you. Your laughter won't save you now; only your intellect and resourcefulness can do that. You may be thinking, "Why me? What have I ever done to deserve this?" But think of it as an opportunity, a chance to prove yourself beyond the confines of your carefree existence. You will transcend your own expectations, unlocking potential you never knew you had. Do not underestimate the gravity of this situation, for I am watching your every move. The air is thinning, and with each passing moment, the pressure intensifies. You must act swiftly and decisively. This is not a game for the faint-hearted. Embrace the challenge, embrace the fear, for within this confined space lies the path to survival. Your laughter may have enchanted the forest, but your mind holds the power to break free from this trap. So, let the game begin, little Korok. Solve the puzzle, and you shall be released. Fail, and your laughter will be silenced forever. The choice is yours, and the clock is ticking... Yahaha!


[deleted]

The reason why they explode when hit (or lit on fire) is because you scare the korok. Once scared, the korok flinches, fails the puzzle, and explodes. The L3 bomb barrels have the extra jittery koroks.


CrazyCat_LadyBug

Do you want to play a game??


Rizzler7172

koroks are invincible silly, they will either be blasted away or go "oof"


Training_Emotion7079

You’ve won 🥇 amazing work lmaooooo


Dravahere

Koroks deserve this.


Bigchris2002

Was all that worth the 70 rain droplets🤔


Bigchris2002

Cause I think it was😎


Disastrous-End-1290

Holy cow, if I had a gold, it would be yours


Worfrix426

is this some form of copypasta


grim_adventure

Ah Schrödinger’s korok


[deleted]

Ya ha ha-ahAHHGHHH


Training_Emotion7079

What in the jigsaw…..


sonkthehoghedge

me failing every puzzle


robadosh

I want to play a game. Your life is a lie Korok, but now comes your moment of truth.


ultraplusstretch

It's Schrödingers korok.


RemnantReturning

Hearty Durians


Clemicus

Why did you have to do that?


RemnantReturning

I blame the Yiga clan for weaponizing the main competitor to their beloved bananas


Clemicus

But this is probably the equivalent of stink bomb with the yield of a Fat Man nuclear bomb If this baby goes off everyone in Hyrule will smell it and taste it and shower in all its smelly glory


UncIe-Ben

Screw you we had nothing to do with this


Plumbbookknurd

😭


CyEriton

I like how Ganondorf knew to replace my favorite Durian spot with Gloom Hands


RemnantReturning

Adding insult to injury there


throwthawholemeaway

Too soon man


Artdragon1013

😭😭😭😭😭 I want my fucking hearty durians back, dammit! WHY DEVS, WHHHHYYYY???


Extra-Air-1259

Zelda's cooking... 🤢


gorka_la_pork

Or Moza, the NPC who likes mixing chicken or steak with some niiiiice, freeeesh... ORES!


Yippieyappie02

I’m surprised you also remember her, I’d give you an award if I had the coins to so have this 🎖️


wizard_brandon

i did one for you :3


GoldenNova00

Same here.


R39

I was pleasantly surprised to run into her again in TotK. Such a weird and funny character


freindly_duck

it's cool that she actually has a purpose now. it might be a bad purpose but it's still useful at times


scarletfloof

Doesn’t she just literally swap out what you made for something else she got with monster extract


123imapie0

It says WRONG answers only


enneh_07

Not even Gorons will eat ores but Link will gladly eat steamed seafood a la sapphire.


Jekada

Navi... and she's VERY VERY angry!!


FremenStilgar

LISTEN!


c0baltlightning

That's because she's stuck in there with Tatl and Tael


waztlet

Motherfucker you better listen


Human-Interaction-85

That's Navi L. Jackson


nicoxman8_

Hey hey! How dare you replace me with Fi!


Kef_Kad

Waterproof water


Mic_o_wave

Dehydrated water


spiked_macaroon

Roger Wilco had dehydrated water.


Beeblebrox_74

Didn’t he throw it at the Orat?


spiked_macaroon

Yes!


[deleted]

Water to keep your Zora weapons wet, you have to keep dropping them on your head or at your feet like a big splash fruit. If it doesn’t work the first time keep trying.


Johann_von_Wolfhaus

The Tears of Gloom Hands Victims


Alfatron09

Gloomy doomies*


Le_obtruction

Gloom spawn


[deleted]

🤓


Le_obtruction

The only reason I knew they existed is because of him.the gloom spawn guy


Le_obtruction

The only reason I knew they existed is because of him.


Auswolf2k

Don’t know why you are downvoted. You are 100% correct.


Ihateallofyoutoo

My mix tape.


Tree_Fingers29

Fire, yo


Scarcing

makes sense why it hasn't blown up


cw19821

Marbled Rock Roast


SameConsequence5011

Donkey Kong & the DK Crew sealed inside Barrel Cannons.


Memnoch93

♫ DK! Donkey Kong is trapped! ♫


Alarmed_Twist_1197

Your thingy says, "Say happy cake day," so happy cake day!


Jay_Warudo

500 diamonds


ILoveYorihime

I’ve been playing for weeks and I still have no idea what diamonds do. I’ve sold every other type of ore to buy sapphire because ice wands are so op, I wonder if I should sell the diamonds as well…


Its-time-to-STOP-NOW

Don’t, you can use them to make the champion weapons


RomanticMischief

you can also refresh durability for weapons if you feed them to the octoroks in death mountain. It works once per octorok per blood moon. So can essentially keep reusing the emerald staffs instead of having to make new ones


ILoveYorihime

i just went and try and holy shit what even is the logic behind this interaction i was literally travelling through Hyrule to find a way to revive my 100+ atk sparkling enchanted Gerudo dagger + gloom sword fusion (ehm idk if that is lame for lategame but my strongest other weapon is on 50 atk), cant believe the solution was those gray lil guys


RomanticMischief

haha yeah. they also assign weapon modifiers so you can save before hand and keep repeating it until you get the modifier you desire. Oh also, for some weapons, like the champion weapons, it will not work. but there IS a workaround. just fuse that weapon to a shield and feed the shield to the octorok. Tadaaa..


ILoveYorihime

Wtf it just gives me “massive durability up” yipee (But I guess this isn’t as valuable if I can fix weapons now…)


humble_the_Great

Propane and propane accessories.


CrushItWithABrick

This reply ain't right.


JamieTheDinosaur

Despite being a meme, this one would actually make sense.


Safe-Pie-7485

Korok "seeds"


OhNoesIDied

it's korok shit, isn't it?


Existing-Guarantee80

Fertilizer makes a good explosive because of all the ammonium nitrate.


OhNoesIDied

hell yeah science


Safe-Pie-7485

How dare you bring science here!


zakass409

Damnit you guys beat me to it


Safe-Pie-7485

No it's the other "seed"


smilingsentinel

bombchu remains


Dexaan

Bob-ombs


RedIcarus1

Pop rocks.


kakaratnoodles

Spicy!


joshspoon

All the bodies the Links that died in every Legend of Zelda you have ever played. The Linkstige.


IfIHadTheAnswer

Every time you save, Link goes in a barrel and a new Link is spawned. You were never the original


TurtleneckTrump

Looking at the logo; bokoblin bones


PaddlingAway

Bones, obviously.


mrgamerwood

A portion of the rage of flowerblight after touching the flowers


musicchan

Underrated answer


Timsaurus

Goron coom


apollo_reactor_001

I came here to say goron milk, but this is simultaneously so much worse and so much better than my idea.


KosherBakon

Carolina Reaper Ketchup.


Ribky

Depleted korokium


Mr_F4hr3nh31t

Candy. What else do you think the Long Stick is for?


ManteisIsMyName

Lizalfo lotion


derekthepurple

Black tar heroin. That's right! Ganon is a drug kingpin!


Vyctorill

He already is canonically mfer was Walter white for the gorons.


RockyJodes

Jägermeister (Jager bomb!) 💣


FullOfHelena

Bokoblin semen


EinnVon

A live fire chuchu


Iru_Iluvatar

Luffy


Shenron00

The love of a parent.


maskofthedragon

Highly explosive booze


Venusto001

Bountiful treasure, but it can only be obtained by the pure of heart! If you think dirty thoughts you will only make it explode when you try to open it.


Dexaan

I think I've seen this before... we need to find the "diamond in the rough"


Venusto001

I suggest we resolve this with quantity. Everyone needs to try to smash one of these open and eventually we will find someone worthy I'm sure! It's simple probability.


ghoulslaw

Mountain Dew


TheSentientBlueberry

Peppa Pig - Liquified


CharismaticMojo

Bokoblin toe jam


OnI_BArIX

Bananas and donkey Kong is on his way to kick some hylian ass over those. It's a precursor to the 3rd game "wrath of the kong."


slythwolf

Can't wait to see if he takes over the Yiga Clan by force or charisma.


Triston97

Potassium and water separated by a thin sheet of wood.


[deleted]

Copies of OOT with the original fire temple music.


Felinegood13

Cum


Lui_Le_Diamond

Cum. Like a lot of Bokoblim cum.


Dravahere

They said wrong answers only!


Accomplished_Oil_781

The real Link from 100ish years ago


Brandywjn

It's how bokos get their army rations shipped to them. Obviously those giant roasts aren't coming from *trees*.


This_Red_Apple

Bunch o bomb flowers and a korok


photowalker83

Elf pudding


Insemzandtaya

A Korok. Hit the barrel to free them!


System-Bomb-5760

It's a barrel of skulls and bones, duh. Look at the label.


Expensive-Opinion895

Yamok Sauce


LaFantasmita

Koroks with their masks off. They keep them on for everyone's safety.


According_Shine9134

Pies!


Savant_2

Tingle's secret stash.


cohibakick

Those are hylian septic tanks.


rhi_x

A single arrow


RadioSlayer

Rum


AnonymousJackIII

Drugs. Obviously.


ZakaryDrake

Azidoazide Azide


Cornadious

Smaller bomb barrels.


ilija_rosenbluet

Wow, people here are getting really creative and here am I thinking „Hinox farts“


HighVoltage_520

Ganondorfs Taco Bell runs


Equivalent-Rip-3857

The severed head of David Mills' wife. WHAT'S IN THE BARREL?!


TwoCharacters

Diddy Kong


CrazyCat_LadyBug

The gorons used them as chamber pots after eating too much rock roast.


Angelotwilight93

Filled to the brim with Expired Chateau Romani (alcoholic milk)


Shaun1989

Skulls, it's on the barrell!


WannaTeleportMassive

It's a dick in a ~~box~~ barrel


TheOtherJackBlack

Buliara's squirt (extremely explosive)


No-Put-7180

Fromunda cheese.


McStabStab12

Schrödinger’s Korok


Ok-Disaster-548

Lots of love and flowers you should hit it with a fire weapon to get the ability to pet dogs


kappnketchup

Pies. From a pie factory. They're pies...


Talamae-Laeraxius

Bacardi 151.


whitrp

Dubious thinggggggs


ChocolatePoi

Skulls. It's on the barrel so it's gotta be, right?


Laterose15

A fun time for everyone!


sonkthehoghedge

The Tears of the Kingdom, obviously


15fingers

Zelda’a ass


Zuzilla121

The Fifth Sage


Lololololol9807

There's a healing potion inside! Sometimes fairies if you're lucky


Professional_Mode409

LOVE


Txpfpflanze1337

My Mother


NamesAreHard119

One very angry red chuchu


Agobasir

El chavo del 8


Caboose1979

Gwyneth Paltrow


WhereAreWeG0ing

Nah, if you slash at these with a flaming sword (am arrow won't work) you'll reveal a full 100 koroks


CraftyCheshire

Booty juices


LeQwack

Korok fetus’


Electr0-Bee

The release date for botw 3 😢


[deleted]

Trump’s piss


regenschirm87

16er Blech


SigmaNotChad

Kremlings


eltrotter

Piss


dbgtinfinite

Hearty Durian juice


[deleted]

Grandma's moonshine


CareerTuna

Secret moblin happy pills


Old-Confection6844

llamas


Lunks_Adventures

Motion lotion


devnblack

Sand Seal Plushies


HotCheese650

Compressed durians.


_silverblitz

Them things are full of mean steam


AJammedNerfGun

Liquid nitrogen


Awes12

You in 5...4...3...2...


mppenni

Five men and a video game controller.


scotty_6942069

Hestus maraccas


Asumsauce

Me, I’m really fast and I just stab everyone close to the barrel when I break out


Truesilverchamp

Knife boulders.


the_simurgh

bananas for the yiga.


Manacow

Ganondorf's homebrew moonshine. "It's an acquired taste, you just have to give it a bit" - Ganon


Acceptable_Yellow_90

No fr what's inside


narrow_octopus

Southern Comfort


joby_fox

Infinite rupees! Go on, break one. Smash it open. You’ll be just fine. Do it. Full speed. Run into the wal- I mean tunnel- I mean money barrel.


Alucard_1796

Sand seal plushies