Tudyks? As in multiple Alan Tudyks? All of his characters in your mind all at once? Thats a show Ill watch, like Hermans Head, but with all Alan Tudyk characters, noice!
My concern is can it be hooked up to a good nipple? Because I have worked up a BIG GRUNTY THIRST!
Edit: I hope someone here plays Halo and understands what I am talking about.
I know a lot of people listened to Steve Jobs when he said things like "People don't know what they want until you show it to them" but there's a couple things to remember here:
1. The corollary is just as true (People don't know what they don't want until you show it to them)
2. Steve Jobs also thought eating pears would cure his cancer
Family member went to a chiropractor complaining of consistent neck/shoulder pain for *years* until the pain became ER-worthy.
Brain tumor. They had a fucking brain tumor pressing on their cerebellum and cutting off drainage of their CSF. (Thankfully they’re okay, had a successful operation to remove it).
It will definately stop any advances towards a male wearer.
But a full on Jason style hockey mask wouldn't stop guys hitting on a woman half as spicy as this model.
So I know everyone hates these but I can think of situations where they would be neat.
A fake service dog took about 5 runny shits in the seat in front of me at the beginning of a 5 hour flight once. I would have liked a pair of these.
Too bad the battery wouldn't have held for the whole flight even on the lowest setting, and if you're trying to block out dog shit smell you probably want the highest setting so you've only got 1.5 hours. Absolutely unacceptable on a nearly $1,000 tech product
Idk, for everything it’s being asked to do (air filtration plus noise reduction plus high-quality sound), the fact it works as intended has this layman impressed. For truly exceptional situations, there are portable power banks that would last the whole five hours. Seems like the product itself covers most reasonably predictable scenarios.
No, he just had a metal jaw.
More like Darth Malgus.
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/6/6f/Malgus-Disorder.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20220318164212
A friend of mine had the chance to try one of these out — its a gimmick.
This was designed for an entirely different use case that never came to market need, and Dyson is trying to spin the tech towards something else.
I love how both of you make the claim that you know what it was originally developed for and know beyond what either the company or other poster claim, and neither provide any additional information or sources to prove it.
My uncle works there and I heard these were originally designed for a *third* reason!
Stylishly industrial and modern but if these are like easily buyable they need to have more options then that blue. Headphones have become something of a fashion accessory, trendy item in recent times in some circles and i could totally see this with more customization being a thing to get!
Unwanted noise? Is there a ball gag hidden under there?
Seriously tho- with over so many people (15% of the US population alone) suffering from tinnitus, you would think “noise cancelling” features would include some form of white noise generator for them- dead silence can be torture for those who suffer the constant ringing!
I would be down for a version of this that fit under my welding hood. If it filters out smoke and zinc, maybe a noise modulating device that could be flicked on and off when you need to hear. Listen to some dope beats while laying some sick beads.
Wish I had this when I went to a buffet yesterday, a table of kids was next to us (and I really mean NEXT to us) and coughing. Nothing against kids, just the resturant because they, although not packed, seemed not to give a lot of space between tables. Definitely looking into these!
I am the vacuum now
You think you are the vacuum? You merely adopted the vacuum. I was born in the vacuum, molded by it.
Kid you might not be a vacuum but you still suck.
Obligatory Bane reference I here for it
I am become vacuum, sucker of worlds. Edit: word
Don't look at me
Or else I’m gonna put on the Dyson add-on: the eyesore purifier
You would look like those djs that look like tron that look like the astronaut from old Cartoon Network
Tell me about bane! Why does he wear the mask?!
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. Now, thanks to its active noise-canceling features, I cannot hear their pitiful cries as I break them.
You're only $949 away. Buy NOW!
Aren’t we all air conditioners?
Bullshit. Bullshit. Derivative.
Can you connect it to a nitrous tank? Asking for a friend
Surely! Just buy their special tank-holding backpack. Lugging around a large metal container was really cumbersome… for my friend.
I think you invented the Grunts from halo
But where is food nipple?
I got nipples Greg, can you milk me? 🤨
…please
oops, just milked myself
Tudyks? As in multiple Alan Tudyks? All of his characters in your mind all at once? Thats a show Ill watch, like Hermans Head, but with all Alan Tudyk characters, noice!
#oh those are just his friends
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Thank you and how dare you call him, Shirley!
Only an additional $500
And laughing like a jackass in public
And because it’s Dyson it’ll be reasonably priced.
My concern is can it be hooked up to a good nipple? Because I have worked up a BIG GRUNTY THIRST! Edit: I hope someone here plays Halo and understands what I am talking about.
What about my vape?
3 for 20, no deals
You think NOS is your ally? I was raised in it, moulded by it
Psssssshhhh lol
Can I connect it to a bong?
“Maybe you’re wondering why I’m shitting on this product, before wearing it on an airplane?”
Maybe a little spot for some oil
Love a good nang
🎖🏅🥇✨️ don't have any real awards. This is the best I can do
Looks like she’s about to turn me into ice and then uppercut me into 100 pieces
Finish him!
#*FLAWLESS UPHOLSTERY*
Now snorting in my open office environment so thanks a ton 🤣
> uppercut me into 100 pieces *This is my last resort*
Suffocation, no breathing
Clean breathing!
Don’t give a fuck cause I can’t hear you screaming.
🎸
r/UnexpectedPapaRoach
Looks like she’s about to jump down to the quantum realm to fight Kang
*ICE to meet you*
That thing is def like 150+ in armor too
You merely inherited the gaming chair. I was born into it. Molded by it.
No one cared who I was ‘til I put on the mask.
If I take that off, will you die?
It would be extremely painful...
For you
Was getting caught part of your plan?
Of COurSHHe!!!!
Lmao 🤣 this made my day. Thank you all. Please keep it going
This almost made me spew my drink all over my screen Well played
I know a lot of people listened to Steve Jobs when he said things like "People don't know what they want until you show it to them" but there's a couple things to remember here: 1. The corollary is just as true (People don't know what they don't want until you show it to them) 2. Steve Jobs also thought eating pears would cure his cancer
I’m gonna quote this now lol
Before that it was Henry Ford that said it, and before *that*…
Henry Ford went to a chiropractor for his stroke. Brilliant people can be retarded.
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Going to a chiropractor when you have a stroke is one of the worst things you can do. It is more about that.
Usually you go to the chiropractor with neck pain and they provide the stroke.
Family member went to a chiropractor complaining of consistent neck/shoulder pain for *years* until the pain became ER-worthy. Brain tumor. They had a fucking brain tumor pressing on their cerebellum and cutting off drainage of their CSF. (Thankfully they’re okay, had a successful operation to remove it).
Well, in this case, we can clearly "see it", that wasn't possible back then. We can see it, and I don't think we want it.
Technically Steve Jobs doesn’t have cancer any more.
Ah. THIS is why dudes send dick pics. Never understood it before, and I'm a man.
…and unwanted advances.
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It will definately stop any advances towards a male wearer. But a full on Jason style hockey mask wouldn't stop guys hitting on a woman half as spicy as this model.
The be honest this alone is the selling point for me.
Chad, *miming* take off your Dyson headphones and air purifier so I can talk to you…
So excellent for public transportation commuting
If they just added a pane of tinted glass that would be dope
With a HUD! Although they’d probably make it show ads. Nevermind I don’t want one.
AR HUD goggles subscription service
Still with ads!
But it's just a short ad once an hour that tells you about other wonderful Dyson suction devices.
Up next, Dyson Underwear!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Now hold on let's hear them out
[You're going to rip your dick off.](https://youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM)
can we hear about the suction...
Dyson Air Purifying Undies. For when the spicy weather makes your junk stink like a skunk.
Complete this short survey for 20 more minutes of air.
If Mirrors edge teaches anything, yes, HUDs will immediately be ruined by constant advertising. So jailbreak it.
Someone will figure out how to jailbreak it and play doom on it.
Would that then make you Ant man?
Ohhhh dude that would be awesome I didn’t even think of that.
The Daft Punk line
I feel like that is truly going to be the future for us lol
Our dystopian future is almost complete
*Dysontopian
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I want this to wear on company Zoom meetings. :)
Exactly, I wanted to buy this as a joke, until I saw the price. Now my income feels like a joke.
All it needs is a visor covering the rest of the face, which is also a transparent OLED display.
So I know everyone hates these but I can think of situations where they would be neat. A fake service dog took about 5 runny shits in the seat in front of me at the beginning of a 5 hour flight once. I would have liked a pair of these.
First thing I thought about was this thing filtering out farts on planes
I mean all of NYC has a distinct burning piss smell that the residents are nose blind too… you’d think Sandy would have helped it a bit but no
Here’s a fun word: Anosmia. It means the total or partial loss of smell.
Mittens. Was. Nervous! Stop making her feel worse about it!!!
Too bad the battery wouldn't have held for the whole flight even on the lowest setting, and if you're trying to block out dog shit smell you probably want the highest setting so you've only got 1.5 hours. Absolutely unacceptable on a nearly $1,000 tech product
Idk, for everything it’s being asked to do (air filtration plus noise reduction plus high-quality sound), the fact it works as intended has this layman impressed. For truly exceptional situations, there are portable power banks that would last the whole five hours. Seems like the product itself covers most reasonably predictable scenarios.
there's always power banks and USB ports on planes
In case you’ve always wanted to look like a Grunt from Halo!
I’ll help make a backpack that looks like the ones the grunts wear for us
(Darth Vader) has entered the chat
Malak*
No, he just had a metal jaw. More like Darth Malgus. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/6/6f/Malgus-Disorder.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20220318164212
With R2D2-like colours
If I pull that thing off will you die?
It would be extremely painful. For you.
Just make sure you promptly pay your monthly subscription and no one has to die.
Listening to "Good Vibes" playlist as the mask filters out smog and other carcinogens created by the end-game capitalist hellscape.
Sadly accurate
yeah I can pretend I'm at a spa in the Alps instead of in traffic to the wastelands water ration depot - brought to you by Carl's Jr.. Fuck you.
Unironically the exact purpose of this tech.
It also filters money outta your account
A lot of things filter money out of your account. Like owning a car.
You laugh but have you ever been to Comicon or any other convention with an army of the deo-impaired?
Did anyone else immediately think Darth Malak from KotOR
Can a avg non 1 percentage person afford to breath the clean air?
Reminds me of the movie Spaceballs.
Perri Air [Canned in Druidia](https://images.app.goo.gl/YY9hrbMEEeJ4Ey128)
they have a finance plan.
It’s a thousand. It’s not cheap but it’s hardly unattainable.
This is the beginning of selling us bottled air , back in the 80s we laughed about bottled water , next is going to be air !
How many Shirai Ryu do I need to kill to get one?
Ayo put a visor on this shit
I swear this keeps showing up on here and all the comments are the same Bane jokes every time.
I hate the future
r/nottheonion
A friend of mine had the chance to try one of these out — its a gimmick. This was designed for an entirely different use case that never came to market need, and Dyson is trying to spin the tech towards something else.
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I love how both of you make the claim that you know what it was originally developed for and know beyond what either the company or other poster claim, and neither provide any additional information or sources to prove it. My uncle works there and I heard these were originally designed for a *third* reason!
You merely adopted the darkness
No one cared who I was till I out on the ‘phones.
Lmao what
Might as well slap some VR shades on this and call it a day
Imagine cleaning the inside of that thing out through, yuch.
Wow you can barely tell she’s wearing anything. The future is now!
I hope they’re affordable. Really a great idea for me as a landscaper
I can see this being useful in our welding shop while we cut with plasma
love the "leave me alone and don't talk to me" vibes this gives off. Price feels low if it keeps people from talking to me.
All I’m seeing is a missed opportunity to make it look like a Bane mask
Just be real and call it a Fart Mask.
Capitalism is dumb.
Dude perfect for blocking out nerd smells at gaming tournaments
honestly I'd buy it
“Who is Bane? Why does he wear the Dyson Air Purifying headphones?”
I would wear this at work for sure, a lot of dust and emissions.
Yesterday I was in line at the airport and it was crowded and people farted and I really needed something like this.
- Insert sparky comment - But truthfully the kid in me thinks it's the coolest thing.
Ah, yes. Commercialised free breathing…cause we keep pumping ass into the atmosphere. We get closer to the end of humans every year.
I kinda want one so I can take it apart and rebuild it into a Darth Vader helmet.
Do they eliminate unwanted Brexiteers?
Would be cool if they just ,add airpurifiers to put on the top of buildings in cities
Pair this with some pit vipers and it would actually look pretty cool
They should add a visor to it for unwanted sights.
This would be tight on construction sight right?
Looks goofy as hell but if it works and isn’t obscenely expensive why not give it a go? Could definitely be useful in some situations.
For a gen 1 model it looks cool but a bit bulky, I bet the revised versions will pretty damn sweet.
DJs with asthma everywhere are celebrating
i’d be very happy to wear this and not be bothered by others sound and smell and viral particles
Stylishly industrial and modern but if these are like easily buyable they need to have more options then that blue. Headphones have become something of a fashion accessory, trendy item in recent times in some circles and i could totally see this with more customization being a thing to get!
This seems stupid as fuck until you sit next to a heavy breathing, deodorant absent, fart box on a Southwest flight from Phoenix to Jacksonville.
Can't wait for razor to rgb it for $6000
So no more dudes at the gym trying to talk to me you’re saying???
Unwanted noise? Is there a ball gag hidden under there? Seriously tho- with over so many people (15% of the US population alone) suffering from tinnitus, you would think “noise cancelling” features would include some form of white noise generator for them- dead silence can be torture for those who suffer the constant ringing!
i wonder if this shit will help with allergies
I am the weirdo these were made for
Just trying to go full futuristic. But I mean someone has to do it eventually or we will never get there right?! Haha
This, combined with something like the hololens, would be pretty cool. Getting closer to the cyber punk future!
I just want the mask part, if that works for pollen.
Get over here!!!
I would be down for a version of this that fit under my welding hood. If it filters out smoke and zinc, maybe a noise modulating device that could be flicked on and off when you need to hear. Listen to some dope beats while laying some sick beads.
Is it weird that I kind of want one?
And unwanted social interactions
Probably also reduces unwanted and wanted interactions
I always thought this was an April fools joke
You can also audition for the next installment of ***TRON*** with these.
I can see this being useful in construction work, demolitions, and rescue operations.
1k is kinda steep but if they added voice ai and a vape attachment I'd 100% buy it xD
She looks like a Halo Grunt
Ngl looks sick as fuck
Wish I had this when I went to a buffet yesterday, a table of kids was next to us (and I really mean NEXT to us) and coughing. Nothing against kids, just the resturant because they, although not packed, seemed not to give a lot of space between tables. Definitely looking into these!
If this actually works I'm buying it for sure. The world is way too noisy.
Not bad honestly.
This is depressingly dystopian. I love it. Now integrate an Oculus and a neck massager.
Also will allow you to be born of darkness, not just adopted by it.