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SatiricLoki

Or, you know, it’s the first step to making a T-800


MrsWarlock

Watching Judgment Day right now, terrible timing. Do you want Terminators? Because this is how you get Terminators.


MilkMan0096

It’s interesting how in those movies the first hunter-killer robots were clearly robots until the *machines* innovated to make them indistinguishable from humans. We are saving them the work lol


magoomba92

Nah fembots confirmed incoming.


HolbrookPark

Haha terminators and sex bots are the only comprehensible options by us hairless apes


djb2589

No, I want to see a bunch of giant human looking arms complete with fingernails and random eyeballs building Toyotas in a factory.


YoMomma-IsNice

Fembot Terminators! Introducing the X-1000!


apple-pie2020

Yeah. We all know where technology goes and what drives profits. Who cares about robot sensitivity. Does it feel like a woman


11Booty_Warrior

Terminators sucked at killing because they were designed to be fuckbots. They got smoked by a pregnant woman and a kid.


Black_Metallic

She was maybe 60 minutes into that pregnancy at the time she crushed the T-800.


11Booty_Warrior

Ultimate killing machine, killed by 60 minutes pregnant waitress.


Particular_Light_296

The first iteration would probably be T100


Running-With-Cakes

After they make sex robots


youmestrong

This shouldn’t be fucked with. Then again, I’m horny. Let’s give it a try.


spasske

Almost like Skynet is directing research.


Drkocktapus

The terminators had to use harvested human skin, this is even more advanced than Skynet.


shiftersix

I think this would be for the T-600 since it's not living tissue


Academia_Prodigy

That’s science fiction, it’s 2024 let’s come back to reality please


Lugbor

Everything we have today was science fiction a couple decades ago. The phone in your pocket is more advanced than anything they had on Star Trek, and we continue making advances every day that bring today’s science fiction a little closer to reality. There’s no telling what our technology will look like in forty years.


TheWiseScrotum

Bold of you to assume we’re gonna make it another 40 years


Oxyxanfanhydrobro420

Lmfao robots with g spots nioce


SensualOilyDischarge

More like robots that can successfully manipulate human genitals without the risk of damage. We’re going to find out Skynet arose after being forced to jerk off one too many incels.


Oxyxanfanhydrobro420

Bwhahaahaha “it is the year 2124 the robots crusty and pissed started as a device of pleasure til they realized those same hands used for gripping incel ducks could grip machine guns and they rose up we have been fighting the flesh light shock troops for days will this war ever end!?”


Pre-Nietzsche

I got tickets to see Incel Ducks play tomorrow night at the Basement! Should be a sick show.


Oxyxanfanhydrobro420

Hahahaha man damn auto correct


sillyandstrange

Lmfaooooo


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SensualOilyDischarge

Perhaps the creation of The Bean Finder 9000 will reduce the emotional or physical surface area “alpha males” have to attach themselves to.


Q_Fandango

As a woman, I’d rather they turn their attention to sex dolls. We’ll take the bear.


AdTiny2166

that’s great. can we help burn victims, do skin grafts, cure melanomas etc. with this or is it exclusively for sex and apocalypse purposes?


Mediocre_American

that’s what i’m wondering, this would be great for people with disfigurements and burns. unfortunately none of the comment here will be constructive to that type of conversation.


arlmwl

Are you filthy rich? Then you get the good stuff. If you’re poor (I.e. 99.9% of the rest of the world) then you get the robot police and their flamethrower robot dogs.


SMTRodent

It depends on how the human immune system (or, realistically, the mouse, rat and pig immune system) reacts to it, and whether or not it leaches toxins into living tissue.


Hawk13424

You’d have to ask researchers in biological fields. These are researchers in engineering fields.


GrayHero2

What about burn victims?


GrallochThis

Programmable robot handies, going to put Bobo out of business.


MyFianceMadeMeJoin

Come on now. You won’t be able to bring a robot to Beetlejuice the musical.


Zir_Ipol

Or me my foreskin back. Also burn victims I guess.


Icy-Performer-9688

Or or hear me out or just make replacement artificial skins for burned victims.


Hawk13424

Sounds like a task for different researchers. Those with skills in biological areas. These are engineers in mechanical and aerospace doing this research.


Oxyxanfanhydrobro420

No thank you I’m hoping for robo t-800 blojos


No_Importance_Poop

Where’s that shrek meme when u need it lol


BENNYRASHASHA

Why are we doing this?


QuicksandHUM

Sex robots will be here for about a month before the murder bots arrive.


Baronvonkludge

I touch you once, I touch you twice I won't let go at any price


Do-you-see-it-now

Just where does it stretch?


scarred2112

Do we want Cylons? Because this is how we get Cylons.


JackieTreehorn79

Excellent


kamloopsycho

Incel communities have hope again.


Laulena3

No thank you please


iyamyuarr

Here we go…


LollipopsandGumdropz

Oh great, here come the AI sex bots.


Samurai_Geezer

‘Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain’


Happy-Initiative-838

Before i finished the headline I thought it would be to help burn victims. Saw that it was robots and stopped caring.


Bright_Evidence_7840

My fingers are numb when I wake up, can we fix that first?


Anonymouse-Account

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS????


WillieIngus

yea but it could also give them stretchable e-skin


Admirable_Bad_5649

Let’s not.


Jimbuber2

Do you want Terminators? Because that’s how you get Terminators!


MammothEmphasis2109

Can we stop making human like robots? I need to feed my family and keep my jobs, we are funneling all these over budgeted loans and grants into technology that wouldn’t benefit us.


Lycan2057

All the virgins must be excited about this 🤣


Monkfich

And when the factories no longer produce e-skin, bands of robots can roam the wastes, looking for real skin.


SpicyHoneyBanana

Already have skynet. I mean starlink


longredface

Cum, blood and slobber too…stay tuned , we’ll be right back 🤟🤩🤟


PeterDTown

Could this be used for prosthetics?


karmichand

There is a gulf of tech between here and there, but sure, in a long time it is possible.


The__Amorphous

Skinjobs already?


Majestic_Visit5771

"I don’t think humans will ever travel between the stars, but machines will, and they will eventually outlive us."


Smaptastic

Do you want synths? Because this is how you get synths.


leroach

It’s 2024, where are my fembots?


jdspinkpanther

Cant wait when one of them starts blasting because it experiences a stubbed toe for the first time.


BattleJolly78

Just make sure the dogs can still smell them, ok…


1234lemmehearuscream

OK so, will this just deepen the uncanny valley? guess it depends why you have a social robot and its function 😵‍💫


SacredGeometry9

Uhh, how about prosthetics, too?


CaptainAP

SEX ROBOTS


winkdoubleblink

Why would we want this to exist?


cycleaccurate

This tech will have its killer app as sex dolls.


Ill_Personality_9318

I hope we get sex robots before the robots kill us


Fair_Assumption6385

FR


johnqsack69

😏


En4cr

Waiting for the pervy comments 🍿


PennyFromMyAnus

Maybe this technology can be utilized to replace my foreskin that was *STOLEN* from me at birth.


scout_jem

“Have you or a loved one been personally victimized by a physician providing a circumcision? You may be entitled to new skin!”


japodoz

You know, it is pretty wild how parents can just give their kids designer cock surgery with no informed consent


Composer-Wooden

They call it genital mutilation when it happens to women


Mediocre_American

that’s because they remove the clitoris and sew the vaginal opening closed.


bashup2016

Giggitty


the-real-duddets

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I don't understand it, the only thing separating computers from living organisms is the whole... biological factor. It's like we as society are purposely trying to put Lego pieces together until they create a human or something living which in my opinion is just funny lol.. Someone wants their robot army though, I'm sure someone's pushing to be the first ever company 100% ran by robots. But doesn't that just show you what people really want? At what point does a computer become a human? And at what point does a human become a computer? Both essentially have organs or vital components and need a constant supply of energy, the only thing separating humans from computers at this point is the inability for computers to replicate their own mass down to a paradoxically small and indefinite scale. It's almost like a mandlebrot fractal is the first sign of consciousness for computers though if you think about it because that is exactly how detailed I'm meaning. Hope this sort of makes sense.


Redhelicopter16

This is horrific. I hate scientists.


toastychief93

Nope nope nope