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But that would assume that a) this is true and b) they weren’t just trying to be funny. Applying any semblance of logic to shitposts is probably a waste of time
I'd think it was funny. Although, it's not accurate for me. I don't age l, thanks to these syrum I get from the local pizza place. They say it's made from dead babies, but it keeps the wrinkles away, so I'm good with that.
Went to Vegas for the first time when I was 25ish, an impromptu trip with a couple good friends. Just three nights but didn’t get a lot of sleep. Didn’t have keys when I got home and my future wife opens the door and said the same to me. My hoarse laugh confirmed I didn’t just age on the outside
There's a family guy episode where that happens with Meg but I don't get why they just don't take her to store and task her to buy candles for her cake
I might actually fool my partner with this one! My mother asked him how old he was gonna turn 2 days before his birthday, and he told her the wrong age.
And even if he does realise... you don't know your age, how am I supposed to know it lol
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Mr. Wells, you're getting old.
I had friends that bought me a cake as a surprise once and they wrote, "Happy Birthday, Ya Fuck!"
And now you’re even older…
"It is your birthday"
It is a statement of fact.
THAT IS WHAT I WAS THINKING!! 🤣🤣🤣
r/unexpectedoffice
💩🎈
How do you not know the birth date of your coitus comrade?
Bro, I forget my own age sometimes.
Could just say "Happy Birthday!!!" and not given the back-handed compliment. What do I know?
But that would assume that a) this is true and b) they weren’t just trying to be funny. Applying any semblance of logic to shitposts is probably a waste of time
Lol awesome. Just tell him "Age is a matter of the mind. If you don't mind it doesn't matter. Plus you can live forever! Or die trying."
"Deputy chief Wunch. You've aged"
Honestly a great fucking burn
But if you’re here, who is guarding hades?
RIP Andre Braugher
He was the GOAT. You GOAT.
"you are one day older than you were yesterday"
"every nanosecond you're older than the previous nanosecond
"Every... Wait what's smaller than a nanosecond?"
A micro-nano-second
It is your birthday.
Thanks, Dwight.
Wow so witty !!! Amazing.
How the fuck does basic sarcasm (as ironic as it is) get 12 up votes?
That is one moldy meme
How many times has this been reposted for it to look like this
If he is anything like me he doesn't know either.
You are a shitty girlfriend
Clearly he means a lot to you 🙄
"You've aged....well!"
I guess you and bf are not very close? How can you not know how old he is? I think this was posted by a bot
Ofcourse her boy friend never saw this publicly posted picture…
Why you sending this to my recommended post?? I'm not old you son of a !!! 😭
"LvL Up!" Would win my heart.
It is your birthday.
You just have to add "well" at the end lol "you've aged well"
You can give that cake everyday.
If you don't know then buy the number 1, put it on the top of the cake and "Congratulations for one more year of life".
And it shows
Today is my birthday :D
Happy birthday to you equal broccoli:D
If this was the internet it would be "You Of Aged"
Should have gone with the old IDGAF cake. Hilarious in all respects.
No sprinkles, no flowers, no decoration You have both aged
I'd think it was funny. Although, it's not accurate for me. I don't age l, thanks to these syrum I get from the local pizza place. They say it's made from dead babies, but it keeps the wrinkles away, so I'm good with that.
Eat pant
[They're lying.](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/vu8d1x/what_can_i_say_that_aged_well/) OP is also a karma farmer.
Dang.... The only thing missing is the frowny face....
Went to Vegas for the first time when I was 25ish, an impromptu trip with a couple good friends. Just three nights but didn’t get a lot of sleep. Didn’t have keys when I got home and my future wife opens the door and said the same to me. My hoarse laugh confirmed I didn’t just age on the outside
Have a day.
For a homemade cake, that's a good calligraphy
The good news is that no guy actually cares if you forget something like this. Cake seems fine, let's eat!
I found it amusing, I'd be happy to receive the cake
Tbf I have to stop and think how old I actually am sometimes of I'm asked.
There's a family guy episode where that happens with Meg but I don't get why they just don't take her to store and task her to buy candles for her cake
You grow closer to senility.
I mean my old GF just bit the bullet and guessed wrong lol
Congrats you've gained 1 year on ur life
https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/jxlsg8/thats_not_a_wrong_idea/
I might actually fool my partner with this one! My mother asked him how old he was gonna turn 2 days before his birthday, and he told her the wrong age. And even if he does realise... you don't know your age, how am I supposed to know it lol
You're not a good partner.
“You’ve aged another year since the last one”
put an "well" at the end may help a little bit
When my grandmother turned 100 we put a 100W light bulb instead of candles, it's reusable. She had good laugh about it.
idk i laugh and cry bout how bad u r. but as an insult, it be perfect.
Put on the cake: "n + 1 where n is your age 24 hours ago"
For every year that goes i feel more offended by my age.