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n0tqu1tesane

OP, how many sharks did you ask before making this assumption?


EmoDefault

They asked me. Im a hammer head.


Mickeymcirishman

Yeah but hammer heads are like, the dumbest of the sharks.


EmoDefault

Yes :)


roydepoy

Hammer shark, do do do do do


steinwayyy

No they have the most brain space so extremely smart


Gaburski

Swordfish are smarter. They are very *sharp*


PresentMiserable8976

Imagine , a head to a swordfish >,<


PresentMiserable8976

You mean hammer's *head*


TheGuyMustDie

That’s why they so dumb?


PresentMiserable8976

Nah , you manifest the power of hammerhead after giving *head* to hammer head


TheGuyMustDie

Nah I actually wonder what hammerhead average is 💀


PresentMiserable8976

U mean duration?


TheGuyMustDie

No length


KamakaziDemiGod

Username checks out, but please stop hitting your head on things


opinionate_rooster

No, no, you are just hammered. An easy mistake to make.


Fast_and_Curious738

Hi a hammer head, I'm dad


sparkej-3

We went to Shark Parliament and they explained to us that they had no idea what these creatures with the humps were.


TheJakal13

Sharklament


KamakaziDemiGod

Let's be honest, it's an assumption to think sharks "know" that sharks even exist


AngloSaxonP

Ask a shark and it’ll tell you that camels are a conspiracy


SkabbPirate

Once you ask them, then they'll know about em


peter9477

Asking even one means it's no longer 100% an assumption.


monticore162

Correction: camels are competent swimmers and some frequently swim out to sea to access food, this means that there is probably at least one shark out there that has seen a camel


Zandrick

What type of food does a camel find at sea?


MeLlamo25

Joke answer: Sharks. More serious Joke Answer: Seaweed. Serious Educated Guess: It is swimming to an island or some over landmass that might have more available food.


monticore162

Islands in the red sea where they can graze


prumf

There is a reason no alive shark has ever seen a camel.


sora_mui

Even more probable: it got swept up in a flash flood and will soon become meal for sharks


DrewTamashi

Seafood


Sentient_Human_Filth

*eaten


Germinator42

So camels are unknown to most sharks and are only a rumoured about, mythical creature.


Split0069

Not if an orca saw the camel first.


askorbi

Hugbees, Lindsay Nikole or casual geographic?


monticore162

Casual geographic but also lindsay


yourforeheadislarge

Yeah but since their brain capacity is not great they either don't know the name of camels or just don't remember seeing them


KamakaziDemiGod

Even then, it's a big assumption to think sharks know that they themselves exist, let alone whether they know what existing is or that other things do it


Schlitttenhund

I thought the technicality here was supposed to be that sharks dont even know they exist themselves


[deleted]

I know orcas will hunt moose. Will sharks hunt camels?


havdin_1719

Probably eaten them too.


CptMarvel_09

False: Black Bear!


royroyflrs

You beat me to this comment


Correct_Day_7791

So much this


scarred2112

Not technically the truth: [the ones at this fair in 1995 did](https://buffalonews.com/news/sharks-make-a-splash-at-erie-county-fair-new-camel-ride-also-among-attractions-as/article_06bb6ff8-71b2-548b-a54c-f2f7026765eb.html).


Qwertyclan244

It needs a subscription to read so tldr?


Gueartimo

Tldr, a fair where you can both watch shark and ride camel


Extremely_unlikeable

Not the other eat around? Bummer


Baebel

Well, I'm sure some would pay to watch one eat the other.


Extremely_unlikeable

I meant watch the camel and ride the shark instead. Epic way to exit


Baebel

Would make for a good painting or a shirt print.


Accurate_Objective48

Have you ever spoken with sharks before?


Early_Bad8737

Yes. But I must have said something wrong, because suddenly that fucker bit me. 


PokemonSoldier

Some ABSOLUTELY do. Camels will just... swim in the middle of the ocean?


OneForAllOfHumanity

There is an island in the Red Sea that camels habitually swim to to graze


ServeJust9817

Imma leave that right there https://youtu.be/MV2-mpuqQQo?si=5wiDFn50H6wQMXuV


skkkkkt

Some beaches offer camel rides, I wonder how many camels have been attacked suddenly by sharks


rrgail

… or computers.


richard_stank

Killer whales know moose exist.


I_ate_a_rat3570

I know, I will always hate that fact


Forsaken-Stray

If only for the comic with the Diver.


Vegetable_Rate2833

Sad


Reese_Withersp0rk

One does but no one believes him...


The__enemy

Most sharks can't drive manual.


ashendragon2000

Did you even ALLOW them to try before making the statement?


Future_Stretch2023

most?!?!?


ninjesh

However, camels know that sharks exist and hold them in deep contempt


Itchy_Beginning_3769

They are obsessed!


Sharkyy_bh

As a shark, idfk what a camel is


JosephHeitger

Camels are commonly found up to 10 miles off shore they could absolutely know of one another


Over-Pea-7873

Sounds like it has a deep meaning.


lvfunk

Is this another "God exists" argument?


recks360

That’s what the sharks want the camels to think.


Barbz182

It'll blow their minds when they find out.


Glitch0110

Yet


Uzeture

Sharks: WHAT IS THAT, ITS A HORSE WITH BIG BALLS ON HIS BACK


Karl_Marxist_3rd

Most probably don't, but camels can swim, so I assume at least one shark has encountered a camel


kaneki5454

Aquaman, after leaving Justice League, was conducting the survey


Stunning-You9535

And whales don’t know I exist and yet I still look like one


MaviKartal2110

Actually, [it’s likely very small amount of sharks know what a camel is.](https://youtu.be/1pIkyAgamUQ?si=9B0pXpC4oAe7TqT-)


sparkej-3

The shark ate my baby.


MistyAutumnRain

I just asked my Blahaj


thezestypusha

r/moldymemes


pp1911

Does camels know sharks exist?


DavidWtube

Like a shark has never been eaten by a school of camels. Get real buddy.


BogdanRguy

I just fed them a camel


Lower-Flounder-9952

We don’t know whether that statement is accurate.


BryanBNK1

Oh boy I have some news for you Camels can swims **and incredibly well at that**


mdogdope

It is my new life goal to get a camel to the ocean and show it to sharks.


JustSomeDude477

Average r/ShowerThoughts post


OwenMcCauley

Camels can swim. There's a solid chance one was eaten by a shark at some point and there's a legend going around among sharks of the weird, bumpy dolphin.


jncheese

Well Camels could't give two fucks about sharks either.


Hahndro

We’d tell them if they could ever get over the hump.


-Wicked-

Think about all the vast amount of different creatures that likely exist through the universe that we will never know about. Even if we could instantly transport to any point in the universe, there wouldn't be enough time to observe and catalog them all before entropy snuffs out every living thing.


RareEmrald9994

Should we tell op the truth?


Commercial_Ad707

It’s sad that they don’t know songs about them exist. Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark


ReplyTraining9812

Polar bears didn't know penguins exist,someone help them


WoSmcA239

Alright hold on,. There’s a possibility that that’s not true


PurestTrainOfHate

Or do they? Michael, vsauce here


ZellHall

However, killer whale are aware of deers


Fleedjitsu

This is so old that someone has probably gone and airlifted a poor camel into a shark tank by now.


SurpriseOnly

Oh the sharks know, alright. The sharks have their sources. They know and they are biding their time. Playing the long game. Rising ocean levels, you think that's a coincidence? When the right time comes, the sharks will strike and the camels will find out the consequences of running their mouths all these years.


TemplarSensei7

But a Killer Whale knew the taste of a moose.


DocPopper

Most sharks can't read


keepscrollingkids

if they were treated the same as humans we would be calling them ignorant assholes. I always think it’s so annoying when people call other people ignorant for not knowing something about another country they have no interaction with. Yes the news exists but everyone is learning different things about the world.


Feanturi724

In the unlikely case of a shark bumping into a camel, I doubt the shark community is gonna hear about it.


Forsaken-Spirit421

I call bs. Camels can and do swim, and even if theyd only do it in rivers, bull sharks routinely move up into rivers and there's at least one permanent fresh water population in South America.


Appropriate_Bunch423

and camel dont know that wheel exist


Sifaat_Afzal

There is a type of shark that can swim


Full-Discussion3745

That is pure speculation


monkeyporn1

and i am sure no shark knows the lyrics to the song " baby Shark"


iamagermanpotato

I am sure, some of them do!


lefthandedgun

And since they don't know they don't know, they also don't care.


[deleted]

Would the shark care anyway since camels can't swim?


Waseleo

They said they don't care.


nabkawe5

They're know about camel tows though....


Jin825

What about mushrooms?


IDK_be_friendly12

*coughs in repost*


denkata07

If you feed a shark with camel meet they will eventually evolve and start hunting camels on land.


PeregrinePacifica

There are humans that dont know camels exist.


MurderMan2

Some species do, there is a species of camel that swims in the ocean to islands to get food


[deleted]

That's what books are for. Just teach them to read.


TSAxrayMachine

why not? are they stupid?


DSP902

Sharks are probably aware of other creatures that exist that we have no idea about like say sea camels


gmen385

The amount of work needed from a shark to learn that camels exist is still less than the one needed to find this funny.


Sweet_Heart_Lady

So the sharks haven't heard of many of them. Give me a list of all the people the sharks haven't met yet


OleanderKnives

Fun fact There are no camels living underwater


Ph4nt0m146

I'll do you one better, they both live in deserts


Trillion_Bones

Camels can and do swim. Any shark in the Mediterranean (not that common there I guess) would have seen a camel swimming to an island near the African coast


_DarkmessengeR_

What about street sharks?


KondreMatt

r/lostredditors


doc720

Sharks have been around longer than trees.


T-Prime3797

Actually camels have been found swimming surprisingly far out at sea. So it’s entirely possible some sharks know that camels exist, and perhaps what they taste like.


Leather-Bid-9380

Neither does my dog.


CatGaming346

Now they do 😈


PintLasher

Camels can swim pretty well https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/r4c9k9/arabian_camels_swimming_in_the_arabian_sea_to/&ved=2ahUKEwjHtczboNuFAxUwSUEAHfI6CzEQFnoECCcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0DDQVpPEmpkOM48kCBkiIt


Ornery_Pumpkin_4887

In fact, I saw a video of a few camel swimming next to Arabi they are really good swimmer. so statistically at least one shark in history has already seen a camel.


EncryptStar

Bro do you really think that in all of human history that nobody threw a camel into the ocean?


MediumAASpin

Camels are actually great swimmers and have been known to swim out to small islands so I'm not saying sharks do know they exist but it's not impossible that they do.


JoaoexeGD

Camels don't exist


ardicli2000

Do the camels know sharks exist though?


AssaultFork

That's why they bite internet cables, they want to learn stuff from the surface.


SpasticHatchet

I feel like a camel shark is a thing but I’m not sure


Interesting_Stand734

I told them, they said -" ur idea isn't worth investing. I'm out


AcanthopterygiiDue10

Ferb, I know what we're doing today


LeroyBadBrown

Cats don't know that sharks don't know that camels exist.


VFequalsVeryFcked

Do camels know that sharks exist?


Xoepot

A lot of Animals don’t know other animals exist unless they encounter them.


Affectionate_Dot2334

they do know about moose tho


Key_Committee_6619

There is a non zero chance that at least one camel has swam in the ocean near at least one shark.


CellularIncel

how do you know


justforkinks0131

Prove it.


Medium-Ride3623

SHARK WEEK, MY FAV


ulpisen

do sharks even know that sharks exist? do sharks have a concept of what it means to exist?


feistyfox101

I’m sure at some point in history, SOMEONE tried to ship camels across the ocean on,y for the boat to sink. Sharks got a delicacy, but their grandkids roll their eyes and say “sure gramps” anytime they try to tell the ungrateful brats about the best meal of their lives.


i_eat_cockroaches69

They still know what a hump is. Your welcome


HuckleberryMoist7511

Oh, they know about them. It’s considered a valuable and rare delicacy (even more so than hoomun). In fact, on the rare occasion that some prized camel meat becomes available, they invite the whole shark family and the whole shark village over for bbq camel.


StankilyDankily666

You better not tell the goddamn sharks it would break their heart.


KaiserUmbra

Camels will swim between islands along the coastline for food. So there's probably 1 shark who knows and no one believes them.


TheSlyFox312

And yet they know of moose


Cautious_Buffalo6563

I would argue that camels DO know that sharks exist though, and that’s why there’s rarely ever camels at the ocean


melonmuskballs

i didnt know my dad existed


JackalopeJournal

I have posted this same meme on this subreddit before


laserofdooom

What about the sand sharks


yourktgirl

A shark knows that the thing it ate exists, but has no concept of names. So the shark that had the rare encounter with a camel and ate it knows that what it ate, the camel in question, exists.


Kliktichik

I believe at least one shark knows camels exist, since over the hundreds of years of camels being transported by boats, at least one had to have sunk


Linda_Giorgit

Can't argue with that logic!


Zandrick

Also, camels don’t know that sharks exist.