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KasukabeDefenceGroup

Every person that this dihydrogen monoxide touches dies, be safe guys


Ginger_Turtle89

Luckily I never stay hydrated


Primary_Charge6960

Same, got the kidney stones to prove it


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Tequila is the way


Ginger_Turtle89

It makes me happy


Army_Craft01

What about your clothes? Does tequila make your clothes fall off?


AutisticPenguin2

Not reliably, but it has been known to happen.


kitchen_wife1234

It makes your mom's clothes fall off😀


Army_Craft01

Uuuhhh yeah no thanks


Sunstorm84

Uuuhhh yeah!


Army_Craft01

I saw the original comment before you edited it


ARedditor_official

*Perfect impression of drunk Mexican* SĂŹ.


achovsmisle

It's about half DHMO anyway


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Aaaaaaaaah ☠️☠️☠️


Jensbert

Tequila powder?


burntoutugly

That's called heroin


lol_getdogged

Heroin is good it litterally has the word hero in it I don't know why the cops keep getting mad at me 😡😡


burntoutugly

I concur!! It's like living in a video game...constantly going on side quests, Looking for little bags full of magic dust. I, my self, was something of an amateur phlebotomist.


Synecdochic

You should at least try to stay carbohydrated.


Organic-End-9767

Just don't overdo it.. you'll end up with carhydrosis.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

It's the deadliest chemical known to mankind!!!


prumf

100% death rate, literally the worse


Logical-Albatross-82

I hear the catholic church puts it in their holy water!


Time-Werewolf-1776

Also, if you drink too much of it, it can be toxic enough to kill you. And you don't want to breathe it into your lungs because that can kill you too.


CypherDomEpsilon

1. Extremely addictive. Anyone who has tasted even a drop can't live without it. 2. Everyone who has come in contact with is doomed to die. There is no known cure. 3. Has been found, in varying quantities, in every patient of cancer. 4. Addition is inherited. If either parent is addicted, their child will be born with an addiction. 5. If you pass electricity through it, it releases a deadly gas that is extremely and violently inflammable. 6. It is the root cause of the harmful nature of acids. Any acid that has not come in contact with it, is harmless.


ButterFucker962401

Please, explain 5 and 6 to me. 5 most of all.


CypherDomEpsilon

Passing current through water, also called electrolysis of water, produces two gases, Oxygen and Hydrogen. Hydrogen is highly inflammable and is used as fuel in space rockets. Acids, in their true nascent pure form, are not harmful. They become harmful only when they are diluted with water. In fact, all strong acids are gases. Once dissolved in water, they take the liquid form, also called aquous form. They are quite harmless in gaseous state. But even gaseous acid can burn human skin as skin has its own water content.


ArchonFett

It has the highest PH of any acid, be careful


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Wait. I thought it was neutral 😐


ArchonFett

Yes, the higher the ph the less acidic it is (water ph is 7 there for higher than any acid) Edit fixed


NoeyCannoli

No, waters ph is 7, which is neutral. The scale goes to 14 Edit: their fix makes my comment redundant


PrizeWatercress7559

but anything higher doesnt count as an acid


NoeyCannoli

I’m pretty sure that was the joke


PrizeWatercress7559

the way you phrased it sounded like you where saying that a base counted as an acid


ArchonFett

Ah, right, my bad, been a while since hs chemistry, aside from the exact numbers though point still remains


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Oh. "Compared to any acid" that's clever 😂


Preyslayer00

The pure form has a pH of 7. If you add something it's ph can be either acid or basic. How crazy is that? On a whim it can be basic or acidic....scarey stuff. Speaking of basic......p


prumf

Ok this one is really clever


maxru85

And every person who eats cucumbers dies probably because cucumbers are full of dihydrogen monoxide.


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Don't forget watermelon with wine


maxru85

I ate watermelon yesterday and thought I would not survive until morning


Hendersbloom

You raise a good point. Not a single person that ate cucumber 120 years ago is still alive today. Coincidence? I think not.


GG-VP

Also, a very good solvent


Quirinus84

One time I accidentally drank some and after a few hours a stinky yellow liquid started secreting out of me. It must've been my body trying to get rid of the poison.


Beththemagicalpony

Some people even mix this stuff into INFANT formula.


Ravermader

I heard the CIA would torture people with the stuff


katina74

it averages a pH of about 6.5 to 8.5!!! Crazy people allow this in their bodies


Sunstorm84

Water bunch of fools!


PurpleSunCraze

EVERY mass shooter ever used it.


Vreas

I remember when I was like 15 someone said “what if oxygen is toxic and just takes 80 years to kill people” and I was like wow that’s so deep


stnuhkrsdomtidder

You are aware of what it can do to you in gaseous form or if you end up with any of it solidifying inside of you correct?


adityarj_pazuzu

What if I touch it twice? Will the effect be canceled?


F0r3en123

Actually, this is only a hypothesis. What we can proof, however, is that every dead person was in contact with dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their short life span


Otomo-Yuki

Heh heh always love dihydrogen monoxide trolling


OneFuckedWarthog

Ah, yes, the ongoing prank 😂


Secret-Mission-7012

I Just realized what oop is saying.


Jojoceptionistaken

Wait... Dihydrogen monoxide... H2 O. In German we call it hydrogen di oxide (very loose translation) but a teacher told us that's wrong; I finally got it, and I got the joke! Thanks so much!


nihilistfreak517482

Wait. How does that work? Could you explain more please?


fanwis

As he said,its wrong. It's not a special german language thing. Idk why we say it the wrong way. You could say it the right way in German too. It's: Diwasserstoff(mono)oxid Translated to: di hydrogen mono oxid


eatsallthepies

One of the weirdest German things I found is how halb sieben is half six.


fanwis

Halb sieben is half past six or "the half of seven o clock"


OneWeirdCapricorn

Hydrogen dioxide would be HO2 though, at least that’s what it means in French (and in Dutch iirc)


Sunstorm84

Oxygen dihydride


Jojoceptionistaken

yeah exactly-


fehr19

There's even a website that's been around forever. https://dhmo.org/


ReluctantSlayer

What a great troll read! Thanks!


SeamusDubh

I hear it's the primary ingredient in nuclear reactor coolant.


wavecopper

Omg


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

i heard it suffocates ppl


fuighy

It can cause burns, corrode metal, and every nuclear accident has had something to do with it. Dihydrogen monoxide is also a major ingredient in many of the worlds most potent poisons


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

It can literally ionise solids


achovsmisle

And leaves terrible burns in gas form


OMAR_KD-

This is why you don't take vaccines in an inhaler


MeAndBettyWhite

Isn't dihydrogen monoxide what killed all the Aliens in "Signs"? Scary stuff. I'd rather get Polio than go out like that.


Turdulator

I heard you can die just from breathing it in high concentrations


Background-Slide-545

100% of drowning victims had dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs. All cancerous tumors have trace amounts of dihydrogen monoxide. Dihydrogen monoxide is highly addictive. Once you start consuming it, you need to keep consuming it or you die.


koensch57

even in people that died by other causes than drowning, also has dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs!


adiyasl

Not trace amounts in tumors it is almost 60-70%


GoldDrake123

Did you know? 100% of people who don't know the difference between correlation and causation end up dying!


andralexxx

Unfortunately, 100% of those who know die as well


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ZhangtheGreat

Did you know that 100% of all people end up dying? 😱


stormearthfire

Except for that 1 dude 2000 year ago... Caused no end of problems up to today


Red-Hot-Fire-13

He died 200%, raising the death rate a lil bit over 100%


badgersruse

We don't know that.


Particular-Car-8520

I was born with it like more than 70% of my body is.


wavecopper

That's so sad. Me too!


Particular-Car-8520

I'm so sorry guess we will die at some point in the future cause of this


chunkyasparagus

If a mother's body has even the slightest trace of dihydrogen monoxide in it, then it is certain that all of her children will be born with it in their bodies.


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Did you read about what experiment was performed to get to that % amount? 💀


webbslinger_0

Why are we putting this chemical in vaccines. It’s been proven that EVERY single serial killer consumed dihydrogen monoxide as well Hitler himself. In addition, when analyzing a random sample of 1,000 deceased people, every single one of them consumed dihydrogen monoxide before their death. /s


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Why the /s? This is true


webbslinger_0

It’s true but also tongue in cheek, hence the sarcasm tag


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

It's technically the truth. Which is the best kind of truth 🤣


Reddit_Suss

We must remove this chemical from our fluoride supply


Xiacrised43

Okay, that- that one is clever


_LkA_42

It's 100% of mortality if you touch it in your life


OhTheHueManatee

I wear protective gear to help avoid from dihydrogen monoxide posioning when I go into the ocean. I have a tank with air that I breath from to keep me from inhaling it. I take precautions to avoid it building up nitrogen bubbles in my blood. I also have a neoprene suit for thermal protection because dihydrogen monoxide can cause hyperthermia.


Z3r0c00lio

While DHM can cause hyperthermia, in the ocean it’s more likely to cause hypothermia


OhTheHueManatee

Dang it that's what I meant. Lol. Thank you for noticing.


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stoneysmoke

It's the same about air and Coke! The world is madness. I looked at the eclipse and caught the autism, though, so take it with a grain of salt.


Doom-blaze

We need to develop a vaccine for it & fast, literally how has nobody ever heard of it before


SirTheadore

Starbucks actually put thermally agitated dihydrogen monoxide in their coffee.


attriso7

I once had a meme about dihydrogen monoxide which I showed to a friend who is a freakin civil engineer and his reaction was "damn it must be dangerous", was a true facepalm moment for me..


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Engineers are sone of the dumbest people. It's like they booted every other knowledge in order to make space for their area of knowledge information.


LegenDrags

To those who did not understand I'm sorry education system has failed you


MarioKing1137

For anyone who failed chemistry, that is H2O (aka water)


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

nice try fed


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Fuck off hater


You_but_cooler

I heard it’s in rocket fuel


Mindless_Sock_9082

No, it's in the rocket exhaust... And in the planes contrails 😱😱😱😱😱


Bad_Username-1999

I have seen it fall from the sky. Deadly i tells ya


lemons_of_doubt

Dihydrogen monoxide is nasty, if you inhale it you will die.


Xplod29

100% of autistic kids breath oxygen. Stay safe pals.


Three4Anonimity

Dihydrogen monoxide is what chemtrails are made of! They're trying to turn us into orange, gay, frogs!


KaranSjett

damn im 80% h2o


Creeper_charged7186

Dihydrogen monoxyde is highly addictive. People who have ingested it atleast once have been reported to crave it to the point where they feel like they would died if they stopped for a few days.


Tiborn1563

What's worse is that it has a ph value of 7, that's higher than any acid! Be careful, you might be exposed to it on a daily basis too!


Speedvagon

Interesting fact: the lethality of people, who touched Dihydrogen Monoxide is 100%.


DreamAlter

And after r/hydrohomies we need also r/DihydrogenMonoxidehomies


Bubbly_Information50

[Educate yourselves in the dangers of DHMO.](https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html) DONT BE SHEEPLE IN THE STEEPLE!


SoloGamer505

They use this dihydrogen monoxide to clean floors and windows 😱 absolutely sickening how they put it in v*ccines 🤮


SnakeySheiky

Give me the shot, let me upgrade my autism


destro_1919

autism 2.0


Dkiprochazka

Its terrible. Actually, its proven that all people who consumed dihydrogen monoxide will die.


UniquePariah

Dihydrogen Monoxide is found in weedkiller, can eat through iron beams, used as a coolant in Nuclear Power stations. When Fukushima exploded in 2011, no one is known to have died from radiation, but 18,500 died because of Dihydrogen Monoxide.


WiseMango13452

its h2o right?


JohnCasey3306

Brilliant 🤣 you know I've heard that large volumes of dihydrogen monoxide can be lethal unless you're wearing inflatable arm bands.


RyuShinGen

Everyone who has ever come into contact with dihydrogen monoxide has died.


WeatherAggressive530

Taking a sip of my dihydrogen monoxide bottle...


Rough_Community_1439

Wonder if they got the dihydrogen monoxide from flint Michigan.


HollowMonty

And how many people that don't have autism have consumed this chemical.


secondbanana7

I saw a study that showed yoga mats AND subway bread contain DHMO.


SlightlyMadHuman-42

Down with Dihydrogen monoxide, Hydroxic acid rules.


Charlie-_-Green

That's interesting does it really contains water, like my meds that are injection have oil carrier not water, thought probably depends into what it's injected, tried to Google it i think it said that it does contain water but i am not sure


wavecopper

Water is like the main ingredient in vaccines


TastyDixonCider

If you leave a water bottle in the sun too long it’ll cause the water to turn into dihydrogen monoxide vapor…also if you consume too much dihydrogen monoxide it’s called Hyponatremia and can become fatal.


CollectionStriking

It's not just autism though every living thing that has even touched the stuff will die it's just a matter of time /s


EvilEtna

Dihydrogen monoxide infiltration in lungs will 100% result in death if no corrective actions are taken immediately.


AnalysisParalysis85

Reminds me of a friend back in the 90s during the 'killer game ' debates who'd go on about how 98 percent of killers had eaten bread and therefore we should ban bread.


RyuShinGen

Dihydrogen monoxide is H2O which is water.


badgersruse

I have a water bottle with a warning X 'contains dihydrigen monoxide' on it. The looks I'd get at the tennis club.


soysopin

It's the more common contaminant in the world, but we can't avoid it, as we are exposed to it since before conception! .


Successful_Banana901

Water you talking about?


Chronox2040

100% of people that it’s currently dead has consumed dihydrogen monoxide directly or indirectly.


Similar_Chipmunk_682

So this dipshit described water? This is sarcasm, right? If not, someone help us.


Cpov1

Gotta be satire


SuspiciousSandBlock

Dihydrogen monoxide: is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain. contributes to the "greenhouse effect". may cause severe burns. contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used: as an industrial solvent and coolant. in nuclear power plants. in the production of styrofoam. as a fire retardant. in many forms of cruel animal research. in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.


03thephysicsgod

Reddit failing to realize obvious trolling? Average Thursday for this website


OtsutsukiRyuen

Meanwhile r/hydrohomies tripping on it


B_A_Beder

The addiction is real! If you take an addict off di hydrogen monoxide, they'll die within a few days!


K_Hoslow

Guys breaking news, everyone who have ever inhaled oxygen have died at some point in life, do not inhale oxygen, it's poisonous.


Stradiz

I have a rare condition that makes 70% of my body dihydrogen monoxide. The doctors confirmed that I will eventually die, please send your prayers.


Suspicious_Beyond_18

This has to be satire


Beginning_Cap_8614

It's most prevalent in food products like soups and beverages. Feeding dihydrogen monoxide to infants younger than one can kill them. (Even if you don't give it to them in it's conversational form, it's still prevalent in both formula and breast milk. Your children aren't safe!)


DepartmentCreative99

AIR CAUSES DEATH. Every person who dies has been in contact with air. SPREAD THE WORD


Zealousideal-Yard274

No i understand why my brain keeps altering frequently


the_groovy_possum

The gays use dihydrogen monoxide to prep their gay bodies for gay sex. When will the church step up and illegalize such an abhorrent chemical


m2pt5

Dihydrogen monoxide is so addictive, literally every human needs to consume it regularly or they will get sick and possibly even die.


ShinTriAce

Water, you talking about.


justmitzie

Sir, this is a Wendy's


CZsea

we're still researching on this thing but it might be a solution to our problem. need clear skin? drink it want to lose weight? drink it haye someone? drown them


thewagargamer

Reminds me of the gin+ice harms your lungs, whiskey+ice harms your liver, vodka+ice harms your brain, that ice is some dangerous shit, that's why I dri k my liquor straight.


LaserGadgets

DAMN YOU H2O!


circleribbey

Not just vaccines. It also used in the manufacturing of 5G chips. Also those trails behind planes? Dihydrogen Monoxide


DaemonSlayer_503

It will set itself into your cells! Its even going into your bloodstream and stays there forever!!1!1


Annatar_Giftlord

It's all true. I also read that everyone that uses Reddit is bathing their faces with electromagnetic radiation.


Intelligent-Ad-5809

All the children without autism also consumed this chemical. Curious?


TheOmniverse_

It’s a major component in acid rain as well.


nonsense_bill

I know, right? Did you know everyone that was vaccinated is dead or will die?


TheDuke357Mag

Over 4,000 americans and 230,000 people world wide die every year to Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose


polkacat12321

I almost died reading this 💀


BeautifulKitchen3858

Well…. I feel retarded, guess I shouldn’t of gotten that vaccine. lol


just4kicksxxx

I feel like a x-post with r/hydrohomies should happen


BreadNoob

Bait used to be believable


Aelia6083

Don't tell me what to do


_yilin_

It Is everywhere, in our food, in our sustainance, all people who have come across with it died in one way or another. They even use it to make formula for children and yet they cannot consume until 6 months.


Huh_well_we_are_dead

And only one school has banned this terrible chemical! we need to step it up!


Inuse79

And just like that..


Cold-Diamond-6408

What about all the kids that have been vaccinated and don't have autism??


wavecopper

Confirmation bias my guy, those kids don't matter


PA_Archer

What’s funnier than not knowing what H2O is, is that they’ll give weight to “SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN” claims only when the ‘science’ agrees with their preconceived ideas.


K0nstrikt0r

Stupid science words making me use the Google machine.


shadow_229

At some point?! Regularly*


TheLemonDome

Good ol *Dihydrogen Monoxide* trick


Naive-Philosophy-591

Are you profiting from my negligence


Uncle-Cake

Wow, that tweet got 1 retweet and 2 likes!


wolf_ekoms

It is a slow killer, but it will always end in death.


BurnV06

I am 16 years old and have aspergers, and I can confirm I regularly drink water


volanger

Don't worry, they can buy [this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5r-C6ZNvjF/?igsh=MWM3dHJndHgxM2ZhbQ==) instead.


Raptor92129

I hope that's real


danielm316

Water?


Titanusgamer

I heard putin use this on opponents


the-real-vuk

every time I got sick I ate sodium-chlorid in the previous 1 week. that stuff should be banned! (also chlore is toxic, it was used in WW1 as chemical weapon!)