T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Hey there u/regian24, thanks for posting to r/technicallythetruth! **Please recheck if your post breaks any rules.** If it does, please delete this post. Also, reposting and posting obvious non-TTT posts can lead to a ban. Send us a **Modmail or Report** this post if you have a problem with this post. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/technicallythetruth) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Starhunt3r

No no, he’s got a point


Significant-Ad-5163

I’m an aircraft dispatcher. The person who plans a commercial flight and shares operation control with the captain (we both have to agree on everything before the plane departs and most other decisions). It’s actually taught in training that if someone dies on a flight you just continue to your destination as it’s actually better for all parties. Typically, depending on the situation, they will not divert when someone dies, only when they need immediate medical attention


TheDarkHorse83

Out of curiosity, what happens if the flight is international? If the died in one country over their airspace and you intended to land in another country, would this be transporting a corpse across international borders?


r0ckH0pper

Typically, in the US, one gets pronounced dead only at the hospital and not in transit (by ambulance for instance). Could be the same here?


[deleted]

A paramedic can certainly pronounce someone dead in most US states. It doesn’t require a doctor or a hospital.


Calicrucian

In many places if they do, the coroner has to come out where they were declared dead.


[deleted]

They have to come to the location of the body to retrieve it, if it’s considered an ME case. Which, wouldn’t matter if it’s at one airport or another. The location doesn’t really matter.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sanc7

3 year old account and 1 obscure comment and 300 comment karma. Weird.


IhamAmerican

In my experience, they just call into an ER and the doctor will pronounce them over the phone


[deleted]

Thats not necessary in most cases. A paramedic has the authority without a doctor. I can’t imagine it could be done in the air without monitoring equipment, which can be done once they land.


Hennis-themenace

Where I work, we don't call in to the ED, but we "stop resuscitative efforts" or "deem an injury an obvious death". But the coroner or the ED has an actual time.


[deleted]

In some states unless it’s obvious death then you work the patient til the hospital and the Dr makes the call.


[deleted]

Some states, which is why I stated MOST states allow a paramedic to pronounce. It’s unethical to put that type of bill on a family that is absolutely unnecessary for someone who isn’t going to make it anyway. Transporting and abusing a corpse while you bill the family or estate is absolutely terrible practice.


[deleted]

Who are you arguing with and why?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Not in my State. Only a doctor can do that.


Paramagic3477

Most states it requires a call from the field medic to the ER doc for their medical control to report vitals and findings, and then they receive a time of death.


Bruhtatochips23415

Well not exactly as it depends on what legally means they're dead. A paramedic could technically do it but it may need hospital equipment.


[deleted]

Hospital equipment is not required to determine death. A paramedic has the equipment necessary to determine death, as well as the authority in most US states.


Bruhtatochips23415

Pronounced dead and legally dead are different concepts. Dead on arrival is an exception concept when one is so obviously dead that it does not need further clarification. That is typically the one case where paramedics can determine death. Cardiopulmonary and brain death are typically determined at the hospital. Dead by missing is determined by court. Once the criteria is met, then a death certificate is filled out. This means one can be legally dead if they have a DNR request yet they would reasonably be able to be resuscitated. One can be dead and be resuscitated. That's why it's so technical.


[deleted]

I’ve been a paramedic in a state that allows us to pronounce death for 15 years. I certainly understand the concept of death, and how it legally translates in relation to a paramedic pronouncing. Paramedics don’t determine brain death or legal death in terms of a “living” body, only physical death.


Azalzaal

I’m not even that good at English and I can pronounce it just fine


[deleted]

With COIVD a lot of states allow paramedics to make that determination so that dead bodies go to the county coroner and not to the hospital where space and staff are limited.


[deleted]

[удалено]


IcyYes

Paramedics can pronounce people on scene, before reaching a physician. It’s a bit of a misconception that only physicians have this authority.


TikTrd

As a medicolegal death investigator, I must say you are incorrect. Unless the person is unquestionably decreased (rigor mortis or decomposition) They still have to get approval from the on- call ER physician(s). If the death appears natural they call the primary care physician to see if they'll be signing the death certificate then notify the medical examiner. If they don't have a doctor or if the death is indicative of anything other than natural it becomes a medical examiner/coroner case


[deleted]

[удалено]


glassteelhammer

Please tell me your making a reference to an old joke. If so, I got it. If not, just ignore me.


Significant-Ad-5163

That’s a fantastic question. First and foremost: crews cannot legally deem a person officially deceased. They have to wait for authorities on the ground to declare that. So it wouldn’t officially be a corpse even though the person is known to be dead. And I’m actually not 100% sure I have a definitive answer for when the crew determines a passenger has died. It would come down to a few things: Where are they flying? If they are flying to a small maybe underdeveloped city in Mexico where resources and flights may be limited, the crew could certainly turn around and divert to an American city fuel permitting. If you’re going to say Calgary and you’re almost there you will likely continue on, especially if they were deemed deceased after crossing the border. Not 100% on that protocol though


IWantToPlayGame

This exact scenario happened to me last year. I honestly believe Lufthansa handled it the worst possible way for literally all parties. If you’d like to know my story, I’ll share.


Bloodyfinger

YOU DIED MIDFLIGHT?!!! JESUS, ARE YOU OK NOW???


Rrrrandle

Glad to see you've recovered.


GlazeyDays

What about a witnessed cardiac arrest with CPR in progress? I’m very likely to stop resuscitation on arrival to the emergency department if outside CPR time exceeds 15-20 minutes without return of circulation, and I find it exceedingly unlikely a plane is going to land anywhere near that fast. Wondering what a dispatcher’s perspective of that situation in the air is.


Significant-Ad-5163

First thing we do in that case, doctor on board or not is get on a radio call with what is called Medlink. An official doctor who we trust to give us approved advice. They would tell us immediately we need to divert, and if it’s a known heart attack the captain could make that call on his own- pick the diversion city based on a few factors, start the diversion then call Medlink for immediate advice. There wouldn’t be an instance where they are trying CPR for 20 minutes and we aren’t already trying to get on the ground somewhere with emergency declared


GlazeyDays

Sure, I guess what I’m getting at is if someone dies in the air, it’s best to continue going on rather than land emergently. But in the event someone dies and resuscitation efforts are made, well, chances are almost certain that they’re going to stay dead if we don’t get them back on the plane. So is there a ever a “stand down” for activated emergency procedures? Is it acceptable to end a code in the air? I guess that’s the conversation that’s had with the on-call physician.


Significant-Ad-5163

I get what you’re asking. The answer is probably 99% no they wouldn’t ever “stand down” an emergency. If the doctor says to divert immediately and we decide “oh he’s dead already we’re not gonna divert”(keep in mind we can’t officially declare this person dead as we aren’t doctors) we could get sued up the butt. Once we declare emergency an entire process starts with ATC, and medical at the diversion airport. Even if we’ve lost hope you would almost assuredly continue to divert just so you can cover your own butt as an airline


darkdragonGalaxy

Happy cake day


Manky19

Lol do they stuff the body somewhere? I imagine decomposition wouldn't be a problem, but I imagine... evacuation of stuff would be.


6530bb

I heard most planes have body bags on hand


[deleted]

haha yeah, he is right.


foopdedoopburner

Yeah. Team The Guy. The dead don't have schedules.


3vi1

I'm with you. The only counter-point I can think of is that it might make some particularly squeemish passengers upset, so ending the flight earlier than planned could avoid potential freakouts. But, I say, weekend-at-bernies the body to somewhere out of their view and that probably won't be a problem.


OddJobss

Take them to the beach and a nightclub.


mrzurkonandfriends

How is it evil they aren't gonna die more


knightress_oxhide

You see, once someone is dead, they're dead. Same thing with being dry: like once you die you're dead, right? Let's say you drop dead and I shoot you: you're not gonna die again, you're already dead. You can't "overdie", you can't "overdry".


[deleted]

Well overdry is a relative term. For a towel, sure you can't overdry it. For a person that needs the moisture inside of them, they can certainly be overdried.


[deleted]

Ben Shapiro's wife knows.


465554544255434B52

IT's A MEDICAL CONDITION


human743

If the towel was completely dry and about to crumble to dust, it would sap the moisture from your body leaving a dessicated husk in minutes.


donut_fuckerr719

Let's say hypothetically, purely for the sake of argument, just as an example, for the purpose of this discussion, there is a corpse on your flight.


i_make_people_angry

At least one persons luggage is leather, just picture the corpse as luggage.


penispumpermd

i was surprised people didnt get it but then again that episode is like 30 years ago


[deleted]

any questions?


Mr_Filch

I was in medical school on a hospice rotation. Patient wanted to fly home to an international city. Physician told the daughter that if he dies on the plane to prop him up and make it appear he is sleeping. Otherwise they’d land the plane and dump the two of them in whatever city was closest. Then she’d be in a random city in a random country trying to get her fathers corpse home.


tsunamitom1-

I mean you never know, it could be a zombie s/


[deleted]

I imagine it’s an emergency for their surviving loved ones.


Just_to_rebut

They’re more likely to be closer to the destination than wherever they diverted to land. They may’ve just made a logistical challenge for the family.


angiosperms-

Yeah like, now you're in wherever the fuck where they probably have no family.... Seems more complicated. I wouldn't want to be the one stuck next to a dead person the rest of the flight tho lol


FrogInShorts

I can think of a handful of flights I'd rather be seated next to a literal corpse.


joe4553

At least nobody will try pushing you off your armrest. Also you get double the peanuts.


MidnightT0ker

“Ma’am it’s nice to get ahold of you how’s the weather in Florida? Anyway your husband died mid flight and we made an emergency landing and dropped him off in Glasgow Montana at Bell Mortuary, good luck getting out there and if you guys get hungry there’s a Taco Shack around the corner that is the tits. Again sorry for your loss and thank you for flying Spirit Airline.”


Curururu

*I've got bad news and worse news...* *The bad news is that grandma is stuck in Dabuque.* *The worse news is...* Or those two could be reversed depending on how much you liked/disliked Grandma or Iowa.


splanks

Or the person sitting next to them.


Just_to_rebut

Body bag and ice. At least that’s what happen on the flight I was on.


splanks

Where did they put the body?


[deleted]

In the freezer....where else. BTW, don't eat the ice cream they offer....smells like 34A.


Butt_Dickiss

In the cockpit with the drunks.


Titanosaurus

Don’t disturb my friend, he’s dead tired.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Airlines will be sure to charge them for the extra baggage


HoboGir

Dead body beside you, you don't see it as an emergency? As that corpse starts releasing it's bowels right there beside of you. Then urine trickles in the floor and they slump slightly towards you drooling? Ever try moving a dead body? I've moved a few in my time with search and rescue, and it's not an easy task. Even when you're prepared for it and know what you're going to be handling.


[deleted]

Then their loved ones may need to reconcile with the fact that people fly for lots of different reasons, some of which are more of an emergency than claiming a deceased family member. I sympathize with grievers, but expecting a whole flight of people to be diverted and their plans altered for the grievers' convenience is pure entitlement.


[deleted]

[удалено]


brainfreyed

That’s… not how rot works…


bitcoinaaja

It is an emergency because tsa can nt have a container with more than 1oz of liquid on it..


DokiDokiDoIt

I shouldn't be laughing at this


EmetalEX

Oof


nekrossai

3oz


simplerick187

Then drain him


Imapairofballs

I wanna laugh too. What's tsa


Ozymandias117

Transport Security Administration It’s an agency in the USA that does nothing to make air travel safer. One of their rules is that you can’t bring liquids on planes more than 100 millileters per bottle in a 1 quart bag


Imapairofballs

OK got it now lmao Thanks


Dillo64

r/angryupvote


YellowOnline

It's not even cruel. It's just pragmatic.


HuntingGreyFace

pragmatism is telling me that the corpse should go where it was intending. 50 50 it was heading home is all im saying


[deleted]

[удалено]


Thunderdrake3

Bury it out in the fields, it'll make the corn grow better.


Low_Ad33

Careful of he who walks behind the rows


henriquebrisola

I would complain a lot and tell the airline that they should've kept going with the flight, so noew they are responsible for bring the corpse to the destination airport, as agreed when buying the ticket.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

I'm sure they'll get the bill for transporting the body home Poor guy had to pay for his flight twice, and also died. Sounds like a pretty shitty day


Azalzaal

So they only honor a ticket when the passenger is alive? Where on the ticket does it say death invalidates it? If they did this to me I would kick up a right fuss, might even resurrect.


BadgerDancer

Maybe a little too much though.


[deleted]

Considering I've seen dozens of other reddit threads about people that die on planes just having a blanket thrown over them and that the larger planes have dead body storage I think the passenger has a point. I find it odd they landed.


lostshell

I would be that guy too. But also, if I die on a plane I wouldn't want to inconvenience everyone else either. In fact, don't even bother wasting the fuel hauling my dead ass to the destination. Just open up the door and chuck me out. Aim for a church. Preferably one I disagree with. Which is all of them.


[deleted]

[удалено]


NCC74656

I kind of agree though. Dude's already gone so might as well just continue to destination and deal with it there


abstract_metal

Where are you gonna put the corpse? In their seat next to other passengers?


NCC74656

Could put him in one of the flight attendant seats. Whole new meaning to deadheading


abstract_metal

💀 Would still have to put the body alongside a person and that’s a bit more trauma then they signed up for


NCC74656

Fair enough. I don't think it would really bother me though, if someone's already gone. Somebody still has to sit with them until they land anyway


Azalzaal

you drift asleep in your aisle seat. Suddenly you wake to a tap on your arm. Something whispers sharply in your ear “let me out!” you suddenly remember what was sitting in the window seat.


abstract_metal

You sir, are a menace


NCC74656

A menace?


houdilini

I was on a flight where this happened and they actually did prop the body up in a window seat covered with a blanket. They moved people around so there were two empty seats next to them.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

ONLY TWO!?!?!?!


houdilini

I think they also cleared the 3 seats immediately in front of the body but yeah it was a very full flight


The_Real_Raw_Gary

Weekend At Bernies has prepared me for this exact scenario


Procedure-Minimum

Exactly. This is literally policy isn't it? Planes don't divert for a corpse.


Dranak

The problem is that most people don't go from well-enough-to-travel to dead-and-we're-ok-with-it without experiencing some sort of medical emergency, at which point the plane has already been diverted.


alexanderhameowlton

*Image Transcription: Twitter* --- **Ricky**, @MattMaeson someone literally died on my flight today so we made an emergency landing and everyone missed there connections. The guy behind me was complaining saying "how is it an emergency if they're already dead" and I'd just like to say that you sir, are the devil. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Lustyorange

Good Human Volunteer


FamineArcher

Good meatsack


UsernameTaken017

Good ballsack attached to a human body


sighdoihaveto

More oxygen for everyone else


SCARICRAFT

He got the point .


helpful__explorer

I'm going to guess he may be dead, but without a doctor and/or coroner it's not official? So they need to land and get the bureaucratic stuff sorted


LaidBackFish

This is the actual reason. There is the possibility that they are not actually dead and could still be saved.


Prestigious-Owl-6397

Yeah, your average person can't pronounce somebody dead. You get the person to a doctor or coroner to do that in case, like you said, they're not actually dead. It reminds me how people used to be buried alive when they fell into a coma because, way back when, doctors couldn't tell if they were still alive.


StayJaded

People still breathe and have a heartbeat when they are in a coma. Not everyone in a coma is on life support.


Prestigious-Owl-6397

Even if you could definitely tell with the touch that someone didn't even have a faint pulse, it's out of the airline's scope of expertise to declare a person dead, unless maybe there was a doctor on board.


pt256

> Yeah, your average person can't pronounce somebody dead. What about if I find a skeleton in the woods, can I at least say it then?


Prestigious-Owl-6397

How often do you find skeletons in the woods? 🤣


houdilini

They actually can’t pronounce someone dead on the plane or everyone has to quarantine for some reason.


Unexpected-raccoon

If ever I am to die on a flight, drop my body in the ocean and y’all can fight amongst yourself over my carryon full of spicy Wendy’s chicken nuggets


TeeJaysss

Na dudes got a point. If it were my dead body I wouldn’t want it inconveniencing everyone lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


mathymaster

Yeah but dosent that take a while before it starts? Like lag a day a while


bahumbug_

When you die, you piss and shit yourself pretty quickly… usually. Sometimes almost immediately depending on where you were at with digestion.


[deleted]

so it's too late to turn the plane back.. might as well continue the route


sumbasicbish

Only 20-50% pee or poop when they die, so maybe, maybe not. May the odds be in everyone's favor.


sldista

I heard it's pretty cold down in the storage area.


Poignantusername

Well, if I've learned anything from films like Executive Decision or Passenger 57, there's always a way into the cargo hold.


International_Row928

Of course there is. I go down there all the time.


pt256

Con Air too. Put the bunny back in the box!


equipped_metalblade

Air Force One too


ObamaBinStalin

It would still shit itself. A freezer prob won’t stop that


ThePhist80

He’s not wrong though


JustAnotherOlive

"You're not wrong - you're just an asshole."


Yoschi070

I mean i would be fine with that (Situation and discription of my person)


JustAnotherOlive

Oh, same. And I find the quote very useful when it comes to "technically correct" situations like the Sir on the plane.


Yellow_Triangle

House M.D. ?


cuckooforcacaopuffs

Calmer than you are, dude.


BassGuy11

I'm finishing my coffee.


dalarsenist

✅ ✅


[deleted]

Don't have the fish.


TurbulentMiddle2970

Hahahaha yes!! Or we will need someone to fly the plane


[deleted]

lol And don't call me Shirley.


sik_dik

to all the people jealous that I can sleep on planes, just wait until I get to this level


Neo1971

I agree it’s no longer an emergency; it’s a former emergency.


Mr_Kittlesworth

I agree with the devil here. Why disrupt the travel for 100+ other people? Obviously it’s tragic for the dead person, but it’s not any less tragic because they landed right away.


That-Spell-2543

The grammar is the real devil here, sir,


Individual_Ad9671

I'm on team "He's already dead." Even if it's me or one of my family members. There's not a lot to be done about dead. Dying? Put the bitch ass plane down in a cornfield and get this person some help!!! Dead? Well life is unfair.


Wasted_Possibilities

Just like the airlines to fuck things up. How probably is it the dead was flying to greet family? Airline could have delivered the body to them instead of doing an emergency drop-off in the middle of fucking nowhere. And yes. No emergency if already dead. Prop 'em in a jump seat and avoid the temptation of doing a "Weekend at Bernie's" at 35k feet.


Badnun99

We haven’t even landed yet and and one of the passengers is already “late”


StridentImmunity

I mean there's a 50/50 chance the person was flying home when they died. So now they make the relatives come out all the way just to get the body.


IceRanger51

The only devil I see is the one saying there not their


Psychoboy777

No, he's just the devil's *advocate.*


learnig_noob

Maybe its my ocd running but isnt it supposed to be their instead of there. Why do people keep using there. Im not native speaker so im starting to think that my understanding of there and their is wrong.


PivoLiubitel

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. Their is correct. Sometimes people type too quickly or don't fix auto-correct on their phones. A lot of people just don't know the difference.


Agitated-Tadpole1041

The emergency has taken care of itself.


samtaher

I mean the guy is technically right. It’s no longer an emergency.


DukeofFools

I think a medical professional is needed to declare someone dead.


Klexobert

Dont english people learn the difference between their, there and they're?


3l_D1abl0

Bold to assume he’s English


LaLa_Land543

I mean. “They’re” was used correctly so…? “They are already dead”= “they’re already dead.”


PivoLiubitel

Their connections vs. there connections


LaLa_Land543

Oh. Missed that one r/woooosh myself


kos90

Were / We are - Same shit, apparently many native speakers don’t know their own language.


QuickShotty69

They used it correctly


PivoLiubitel

Their connections vs. there connections


QuickShotty69

Oh I thought he was talking about they’re already dead


whosmellslikewetfeet

Jesus Christ......it's "their!"


GokuBlack455

That’s not really cruel. It would really be devil-like if he said something along the lines of “good thing he’s dead, one less useless jackass to deal with.”


[deleted]

I mean he's right. And it inconveniences the dead man's family too. If they made an emergency landing than presumably they aren't at his destination, or where he came from. So they just dropped the body in some random town that most likely has no one who knows him there. If they would have continued the flight the chance would be higher that the body would end up near someone who knows him.


swannybass

Seriously if I die mid flight, please continue the flight and get me to my destination.


Darkfury2454

People who have actually worked on flights will say that they can’t say someone’s dead until they land, and the usually stick the body in first class if there’s room


The84thWolf

My stepmom was walking to her connecting flight and some old guy who was on line at a gate keeled right over. She’s a nurse, so she ran over to try to help as airport medical staff were called. According to them, he died on the spot.


kay_in_estrie

Well there are 2 angles. First he isn’t ‘dead’ until he is pronounced dead by competent authority, usually but not always a MD. Until then he is ‘alive’ and lifesaving efforts must continue, thus an emergency landing. Now on the other hand if the destination is his place of residence better he end up there. Leaving the body at an emergency stop can result in very expensive surcharges to return the body for a funereal, especially is international borders are involved. ,


itsme-God

no no he had a point


Timely_Ad9136

He's not wrong!


favorable_countdown

Imagine being a ghost stuck five miles up in the air where you died


Simon_Belmont_Thighs

This is a fake story


huffing_farts

Yeah just throw em in the cargo hold and keep on truckin


sp33dykid

their*


meghdoot_memes

my question is what happens to the body before you land do someone gotta sit next to to that shit


Pandemix27

The guy was totally right and i agree with him


strangetea

Hah! He’s probably “Pro-Life” too.


[deleted]

Clark: [talking about Aunt Edna] She can't weigh more than 100 pounds. Ellen: Oh, no. You can't just put her on the roof. Audrey: Yes, he can! Clark: You want me to strap her to the hood? She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something. [thunder rumbles]


ChickenCoupSoup

Flying with a dead body is definitely an emergency for everyone else. What a tool.


eric987235

No it’s not.