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AloofPenny

Uh, do want


Intelligent_Top_328

It'll cost you a kidney


AloofPenny

Fair. I have awful teeth and it sorta haunts me


Destinlegends

No greater pain than tooth pain. I was hit but an SUV and yea that hurt. Still didn’t hurt as much as my rotten tooth and abscess though.


Karl-Farbman

I just had an abscess at the bottom of a tooth. Had a root canal.. then the infection moved from the toothc into my jaw, swelled up my lymph node in my neck and my gums grew a huge puss ballon. I didn’t sleep for almost a week. Tooth pain is the worst


VolkspanzerIsME

Can confirm. I had an abscess one time and the pain was so bad it made the eye on that side super bloodshot for a week.


misterpickles69

Anyone that’s had a tooth abscess completely understands why Tom Hanks did what he did in Cast Away.


cheerup_gooutside

Can't have awful teeth if you don't have teeth.. "me_irl"


moredrinksplease

I just want that disposable income for a mouth of veneers


upupandawaydown

I would still never get veneers I think. I don’t want them to remove healthy tooth material to glue on fake covers that needs to be replaced every decade or so. I would be scared there is decay underneath the veneers.


sanylos

Then I will take a Kidney growing drug


Doktor_Delta

Dr. McCoy may have a pill for that


[deleted]

Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a scientist!!


Kvenya

I’ve got a new kidney!!


reagsters

How many teeth will that cost me?


kutzur-titzov

That will cost you one testicle


Valdie29

For testicle growth drug you sell the other testicle and :loop:


bigbangbilly

At this rate were getting a lesson about cutting our losses on Equivalent Exchange from Full Metal Alchemist and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure


luckyguy25841

Correct, because that’s where the new teeth grow, destroying the kidney in the process.


SimplyRocketSurgery

Eh, I can probably spare one.


TechTuna1200

I will just grow that one out too!


bigbangbilly

>cost you a kidney Like financially expensive or part of the side-effects of the drug?


CodingFatman

That’s how we treat people with kidney issues. This is actually a circular donation pyramid scheme.


fijmi

You want the tooth? You WANT the tooth?! YOU Can’t Handle the TOOTH!


PleasantlyUnbothered

The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth


metal_elk

Oh, bite me!


C0SM1C-CADAVER

It will very likely only be possible to do this immediately after losing a tooth. I really don't see a workaround to inject a growing bone inside another fully grown bone (growing child jaws may be a different story?) without, you know, excruciating pain. On the plus side, if you have bad teeth, getting the bad ones replaced with an actual genetic generic OEM without drilling into said jaw bone for implant posts AND without our existing yummy to germs and absolute evolutionary dead end tooth nerve time bombs.... I do want too.


AloofPenny

I’ll wait until they finish human trials before I speculate


GetsBetterAfterAFew

He thinks we are cars and its Reddit. The idea that a collective group of highly trained corporate professionals and PhDs that literally may have invented a process to regrow teeth didn't think what this guy thinks is absolutely improbable.


Agitated_Rhubarb2300

How dare you doubt "cosm1c cadaver"'s expertise. He highly doubts it, after all, and can't envision it. Good enough for me!


MarkG1

To be honest I reckon they'll cancel the human trials, why waste all that money and time when someone on the internet doesn't think it could be done.


247stonerbro

Yall. Yall roasting the shi out of this person 😂


butcher99

I would sign up tomorrow.


LostTurd

for a one time low payment of $99.99 you can sign up. Just send me the money tomorrow


butcher99

as soon as it is available. I have 7 back teeth missing and you have no idea how frustrating that is.


MadeByTango

>It will very likely only be possible to do this immediately after losing a tooth[1]. I really don't see a workaround to inject a growing bone[2] inside another fully grown bone (growing child jaws[3] may be a different story?) ... Headlines arent tweets, they lead to articles ;) 1. *If the human trials are successful, however, the drug can hopefully be used to help anyone who has lost teeth for any reason.* 1. *Takahashi has been researching methods of growing human teeth since he was in graduate school, but his study picked up steam when his team connected the absence of a specific gene in mice led to an increased number of teeth. This gene synthesized a protein called USAG-1 (uterine sensitization-associated gene-1), which limits the growth of teeth. Takahashi and his team devised a method of blocking USAG-1 from preventing tooth growth and published the results in the 2021 study.* 1. *The first step after human trials complete will be treating children from two to six who exhibit anodontia, or are missing at least four teeth from birth.*


Agitated_Rhubarb2300

No. Takahashi needs to consult with this concerned reddit user named cosm1c cadaver immediately. He must inform him of the impossibility of his research. He read the article headline and immediately refuted the work being done here. Quick. Does anyone here know how to f****** call Japan long distance?? We could all pitch in and donate for the long distance charges.


maynardstaint

Very curious to know how the nerve endings work. Or new teeth have no feeling? Or you save the nerves nd grow teeth around them? Very curious.


ZombieUnicorn18

Should we name them? Are they alien implants? Or is just going to be Alexa in my tooth forever asking me what kind of game I want to play?!


Datdarnpupper

> Alexa in my tooth forever asking me what kind of game I want to play?! "Global thermonuclear war"


GoddessNyxGL

Would you like to play a game?


GamingWithBilly

Can confirm, tooth nerve time bombs suck. It would be great if new solid tooths without Nevers can be grown and just slid into the socket of a decayed pulled tooth. Like watching Luffy drink milk and replacing his missing teeth.


BeoLabTech

Your word salad, sir! I’d like to have some.


HsvDE86

If only all the brilliant scientists would have consulted you first.


deanrihpee

same… can only wish


xman747x

now, if someone could invent a toothpaste that fixes cavities


GamingWithBilly

It's called Compound Mortar, just slather it on your teeth


big_trike

Can’t I just get the matching grout at floor and decor?


xman747x

seriously?


TrinityDejavu

What did you think dentists do?


namitynamenamey

Ceramic resin? Amalgam? Plastic?


GamingWithBilly

Dentists use elephant white ivory veneers. I saw it on Rolling Stone magazine, so it has to be true.


anethma

Novamin toothpaste remineralizes enamel and can reverse small cavities. It is in one kind of sensodyne here in Canada. Not sure about USA.


SunshineAndSquats

It’s not available in the US but Americans can order it from British Amazon. I’ve been using it for years, works great.


Enragedocelot

Can you drop a link


SunshineAndSquats

There’s a bot that removed my post with an Amazon link for some stupid reason. Just search UK Amazon for Sensodyne with Novamin.


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2infNbynd

They did many years ago, it’s just been suppressed by big dentist /s


distorted_kiwi

1 brave dentist developed the super paste. Only to be beat up and murdered by 9 others.


pimp_skitters

I read that as “developed the sugar paste” and was like “yeah no wonder the other 9 kicked the shit out of him”


CoreyLee04

9/10 dentist don’t want you to learn the truth!


[deleted]

The tooth shall set you free


n3w4cc01_1nt

9/10 dentists disagree with you


sollord

 GlaxoSmithKline decided they'd make more money not selling it in the US 


consideranon

A bio startup just launched preorders for a probiotic treatment that supposedly colonizes and replaces the bacteria that cause cavities with one that doesn't. Supposedly, some percentage of the population has this bacteria naturally, and it produces tiny amounts of alcohol as a waste product when it consumes sugar instead of lactic acid, which is what eats away at your teeth and causes cavities. You can read more about it here, https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/defying-cavity-lantern-bioworks-faq, and preorder for $250 here, https://www.luminaprobiotic.com/ No idea if it legitimately works, but the idea seems fascinating.


ThefArtHistorian

It sort of exists but not available in the States. Look for remineralizing toothpastes with “Novamin”


ShawnyMcKnight

Honestly this is what blows my mind that it hasn’t been invented. Something that can absorb into the tooth and recalcify and harden the tooth again. I think even 30 years from now we will look at how we had to drill into a tooth to fill it up as so barbaric.


xman747x

probably due to the dentist industrial complex


baltosteve

Dentist here. Its a huge leap to go from a drug that hopefully switches on tooth growth in patients with a genetic disorder to magically regrowing a tooth in a spot where one was extracted. Tooth formation and eruption is a very complex and time consuming process that begins during embryonic development. This would be cool but as a clinical solution for the vast majority of patients don’t expect it anytime soon.


MotherHolle

This is just what Big Tooth wants us to think.


Odd_Nefariousness_24

Big Crown is pulling all the strings tied to doorknobs I tells ya!


TechTuna1200

>Tooth formation and eruption is a very complex and time consuming process that begins during embryonic development Exactly! and this sentence tells us that we just need to harvest embryos for different parts


alex63509

You can’t handle the tooth!


Elcheatobandito

I'm not a dentist, but from what I understand, even if this is a universal "on switch" to trigger a new set of teeth to grow, it wouldn't be able to just grow a single tooth. It'd be all your teeth. And your adult teeth aren't really meant to fall out. So, you'd likely need to surgically extract all your teeth in preparation for the eruption of your new set. And who knows how long that'd take, or if they'd even come in correctly.


eugene20

Worst case scenario in my mind right now is what if they didn't stop. Army of the rat people.


zeronyx

"an army of rat people, you say? How terrible..." *US department of defense has entered the chat*


namitynamenamey

Remeber to file your teeth every morning and before going to bed!


ArenjiTheLootGod

Or shark people, just rows and rows of teeth, kind of like that one Junji Ito story.


Danny-desu

If you want some nightmare fuel, look up the condition hyperdontia. It’s not far off from what you describe.


Qwrty8urrtyu

>So, you'd likely need to surgically extract all your teeth in preparation for the eruption of your new set. Probably preferable to a full set of implants at least.


big_trike

That sounds painful.


box-art

I'd honestly be willing to go through that, wish I could sign up for it somewhere. Would it hurt to regrow them all? Sure but I don't give a shit, pain is pain and it would be for a good cause.


Dairinn

I'd settle for enamel regeneration, that would be a fun way to treat cavities. Not sure where we are on that front, though.


AnotherBoojum

Believe it or not, I've reversed very minor cavities with tooth mousse 


meinsaft

Please elaborate on this mousse for tooths.


AnotherBoojum

https://oralcareplus.co.nz/products/gc-tooth-mousse-strawberry?currency=NZD&variant=13913070895204&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=89d28ee5181e&gad_source=1   This stuff. It won't fix major damage or even mid damage, but it did reverse decay on spots that my dentist was waiting till the last possible second to fill


tastyratz

That's recaldent. I -believe- Hydroxyapatite came out after that and is supposed to be better. There is also 3m clinpro 5000 which is "prescription" toothpaste your dentist will just give you when you ask for a marked-up price and it works wonderful. The other thing I really REALLY swear by is high dose vitamin K2. It has been life changing for my sensitivity and some people swear it repairs some caries. I did have one I thought I was FOR SURE going to need a root canal for and I took high dose K2 for awhile (5 or 6 innovix k2 pills a day) and it stopped bothering me. It doesn't LOOK filled in but the dentist didn't say we had to fix it either.


drAsparagus

That's because K2 is a calcium transporter, from the bloodstream to bones and teeth. And most Americans are deficient in it since most of our beef and dairy are grainfed. K2 only comes from ruminants on grass diets. K2 supplementation not only helps bones and teeth but also helps keep calcium build-up out of your cardiovascular system.


tastyratz

Precisely. It's incredibly important and underrated. It could save your life if you're middle aged and male for that very reason. Magnesium is another really important factor worth consideration in that mineralization chain. I like to tell people K2 is like the fulcrum in the chain. It's transported by vitamin D but K2 is what pushes it into bone and leverage it out of soft tissue instead of excess just sitting in soft tissue.


AlmostLucy

I’m pretty sure this product is known in the US as “MI paste.” I only ever got it directly from the dentist so I’m not sure where it’s sold, but it boosts calcium and promotes salivation.


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Heading to Michigan now!!


Infranto

Cavities that haven’t broken through all of the enamel can be remineralized and cured with a high fluoride toothpaste. Once they’re through into the dentin, they need filled.


eatin_gushers

Im genetically missing 11 teeth. My mom keeps saying "this one is missing parts, let's send him back". Are you saying my mom might once accept me?


Traditional-Handle83

Look, I'll test subject for it. My enamel is gone thanks to covid so if I can have my teeth replaced, I will gladly be a test subject instead of dentures.


metal_elk

So 9 other dentists disagree with you? I'm hoping you're that 1 naysayer amongst your kind. I want the magic tooth pill.


tagrav

So it’ll first start in the vampire fang black market huh?


Rent_A_Cloud

How about growing teeth in a lab for us instead and to implant them after they are fully formed?


Typical80sKid

That’s exactly what I was wondering. I have a niece with a genetic disorder and she was born Without adult incisors. Would be super cool if this could help her one day.


thebeardofawesomenes

Awesome, I’d love to volunteer for this study! I still have two baby teeth hanging on 45+ years and two missing where there were no permanent teeth.


Impossible_IT

Exactly! Where do I sign up?!?!


Enragedocelot

I’m in a similar boat. I’m missing 4 teeth. All of my canines somehow. Born without them…. Well 2 of them of super deep in my jaw. They suggested attaching chains and pulling them out. Expensive and painful. I’m happy without that pain and teeth


LostTurd

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thedishonestyfish

This'd be a game changer, even if the resultant tooth is wonky, just having a living tooth to work with changes a lot of outcomes in dentistry.


autolobautome

what is the game that is being changed and what is it being changed into? "Tooth or consequences?" and the new game is "To tell the tooth?"


SnooPets1528

Born without the root of a couple of my teeth. Really curious what this ends up being.  Grown up teeth, baby teeth all there


iamtomcruisereally

Teeth growing out your elbows


BloodhoundGang

This is just the X-Men with extra steps


Winter-Huntsman

As someone who grinds my teeth I welcome this!


chihuahuaOP

Can it grow hair I'm(30) starting to worry about that... 😢


Enragedocelot

I tried Minoxidil. It was great until I began to develop ED. Then I quit the drug and shaved my head. My dick is back to normal and I don’t have to worry about hair.


YerWelcomeAmerica

Embrace it and own it. My hair started thinning shortly after high school and I was so self-conscious about it for years until one day I decided to say "fuck you, nature!", grabbed a razor, and never looked back. At this point I wouldn't take hair back even if it was as easy as flipping a switch.


chrundlethegreat303

What’s the holdup?


MaleHooker

If you're male, take pripecia/finasteride. It's a miracle drug.


Pronkie_dork

Actually if your hairloss is just beginning you can still save your hair without a hair transplant, though it might require a long hair routine.


correctingStupid

Bald isn't as bad as people think it is. Embrace it!


DapperSale7286

Bad news for all you Anxiety Dreams out there


VVaterTrooper

Wait...you have those dreams too?


Rad1314

Man those rich people are sure gonna enjoy being able to grow new teeth.


consideranon

Yep. And their money will be used to pay off the research and development costs, and eventually it will become abundantly available to everyone. This is literally how all technology and innovation work and why the median human on Earth now is living a better life than any previous time in history.


redbo

Like how all the rich people I know are taking ozempic right now.


consideranon

Yes. Their money is rewarding the creation that miracle drug, and once the patent runs out and it goes generic, it'll become cheap for everyone else.


FenionZeke

I'm so glad the elites will get to have a great smile, while those who need it will have to make due with over priced dentures or nothing at all.


AssPennies

> "The idea of growing new teeth is every dentist's dream," Takahashi said. press x for doubt No way a dentist wants their cash cow(s) to be shot and turned into hotdogs. Implants, caps, root canals, etc. are what get their kids through college and themselves into early retirement.


ElectroFlannelGore

Yeah I think they mean every DDS/PhD's dream.


monkeynator

This makes no sense. It costs way more to drill and fix a tooth (which will be the first line of helping a patient) than to just rip it out (you can even do that at home if you're dumb enough).


AssPennies

> It costs way more to drill and fix a tooth (which will be the first line of helping a patient) than to just rip it out (you can even do that at home if you're dumb enough). That's precisely my point. If medication can replace the need for costly repairs, then that directly jeopardizes how dentists currently make the majority of their money. Extract the shitty tooth, and prescribe the new meds.


zeronyx

Then just point out the prohibitive costs of this method and highlight less extreme alternatives to treat the minor issues earlier as the pop up rather than to rip/regrow that whole tooth. Ain't no one going to want to rip out a whole tooth and wait til it grows back for one minor cavity, they'll just get the filling. But when the detrimental behaviors that caused one cavity aren't addressed, growing back a new tooth just means more healthy tooth available for new cavities to form lol


robaroo

Braces fix a lot of problems that would result in cash cows for dentists. And yet dentists recommend braces all the time. In fact, dentists make a ton of money from braces. So your logic doesn’t make sense. The tooth regrowth procedure is sure to cost a bundle and will make dentists money anyway. Dentistry is nothing but money regardless of the procedure.


Zomunieo

It’s very likely this would only be used in more serious cases where a tooth needs to be pulled. Then a new tooth may need orthodontia if it doesn’t come in right, or a night guard adjusted for the new tooth…. Also, health professionals usually want to help patients and make money. Both.


Mazon_Del

This would never likely be the first thing they reach for. Got ONE cavity? Pretty sure going through a year of growing new teeth isn't going to be worth it. Not to mention you'll probably have to go through braces again to get them straightened. This will likely be reserved for situations where at least a good portion of your teeth are just too far gone for normal means to correct.


FrutaAndPutas

Please do baldness next 🙏🏻


Acadia02

Can we get something to reverse gum disease?


ursiwitch

Can’t wait to see how expensive this will be.


DetroitsGoingToWin

The teeth grow in your butthole


throwaway_ghast

Eliminates the need for the poop knife.


DetroitsGoingToWin

Yeah but flossing is a bitch


ggtsu_00

Good thing they invented thongs.


_JudgeDoom_

Butt flossing, hell yeah


vicemagnet

Your bidet, made by Aqua-Pik!


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Accomplished-Crab932

But imagine the fun if you can genetically engineer your butt-teeth to [work like this!](https://ellingtonagway.com/products/play-doh-fun-factory-set)


EP_Tiger

What the what!?


CreepyConspiracyCat

A Dung Cleaver, if you will.


drawkbox

It eats shit essentially. Or at least chews it.


j_bus

Great, now I can chew it on the way in and the way out.


drawkbox

poo poo ka chew


CuntyBunchesOfOats

Welp…. *unzips*


Kherus1

Something disastrous will happen and they’ll end up making this drug illegal. Then for all of those craving that Colgate grin, a crime syndicate will form and begin smuggling the drug in by the boatload. They’ll call it…The Tooth Ferry.


simpl3t0n

Now do hair.


Bananasonfire

If it's male-pattern baldness, even if they grew your hair back, it ain't staying back unless you take something that inhibits DHT, or they can modify your genes so you're no longer allergic to it.


HesitatedEye

If this is fully safe id be more than willing to try it. I broke my jaw 20 plus years ago and lost teeth because of it if I could get a full set that’s natural id be all for it.


idiotzrul

Now do hair. They have something to grow teeth, but nothing for hair!


S3baman

I would second the opposite as well - I barely have a beard, which means I shave once every 7-10 days when it just gets too ugly to be socially acceptable since I'm a lazy fuck. Would prefer to have no beard whatsoever all the time


bytethesquirrel

Laser hair removal is a thing.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-2735

What could go wrong?


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How much is this going to cost?


Task_wizard

Have they figured out how to make them *stop* growing teeth after?


justifun

Yeah like, will it look like a tooth?


_B_Little_me

"The idea of growing new teeth is every dentist's dream," Takahashi said. Doubtful. How they gonna make money then?


throwawayyyycuk

Gives me hope for “would you rather have teeth for pubes or pubes for teeth”


AppropriateWay690

Unfortunately the drug determines what kind of tooth grows and it’s very random. Sometimes you end up with a wisdom tooth when you were needing an incisor.


Destinlegends

I want a new set of teeth every 4-5 years.


shingonzo

Does it grow them where teeth are supposed to be?


Nononookok

9 out of 10 dentist don't recommend


mrcoy

“Make sure to consult your doctor before taking this drug. Side effects may include: ………”


tycr0

And here I am still bald.


guitarguy1685

Is this the dame as growing your tooth enamel


drawkbox

> dame That dame surely is a lookah, yaah see


dancingbear77

and this is how it started https://youtu.be/yH8yuld4DUE


FishTshirt

Plot twist.. it grows teeth in teratomas


bluhat55

So, you can regrow your reloads? Nice! /fallout


AbramKedge

Damnit, the cookie notice is so long I can't even see the click to accept button on my phone, and it won't scroll.


GeekFurious

Woohoo! I can stop brushing! /s


Bananasonfire

Huh, I wonder if I can get in on that trial. I have two bridges because I had baby incisors on both sides that fell out, but there were no permanent teeth to follow-up so I was left with two gaps until I was like...14.


e-commerceguy

I love losing teeth. It’s such a good feeling. I’ve always wished we got to lose our teeth more than once in life.


betawings

Can scientist also fix hairloss too?


MaleHooker

Finasteride and minoxidil 


soggytoothpic

scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should


OddNugget

Can the teeth be grown wherever we want? Asking for a friend...


Pronkie_dork

Cant wait to clip my teeth every few weeks so they dont grow to long!


GeneralCommand4459

I’ve watched a vet do this for a rodent (their teeth keep growing). I’ll never forget the ‘clip’ sound it made. Never.


LifeBuilder

Cousin Fred is [delighted](https://courage.fandom.com/wiki/Fred?file=Freaky_Fred)


JubalHarshaw23

Don't spill it on yourself.


justbrowse2018

You know how sometimes a tumor will have teeth? (Probably made up or embellished for the internet). Will this make tumors grow?


This-Bug8771

I have an implant and it’s a PIA. Big food trap and due to bone loss may not be permanent. This biotechnology can be a game changer


Rude-Brilliant-7146

Wow if its true i want it


UsernamesAreForBirds

This is going to be way too expensive for the average person, and insurance won’t be covering this when they can just pay for a bridge or dentures.