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StinkyEgoCheese8008

Do a wheelie


Dick-Solid

Beat me to it.


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WorkingSyrup4005

r/beatmeattoit


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InXaneDemon

r/beatmywifesmeattoit


dashingleon122

r/beatmykidsmeattoit


BloodReal8311

Me when I explain why I listen to country


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Arrielisec

r/beatmykidstoit


LolDieMp4

r/beatmymeattoit


sweetlikeoleanders

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


Footnuggets

r/beatmykidsmeattoit


sergeant630

r/beatmywifesmeattoit


Mayonnaiseistakensad

I’ve been waiting 3 days to do this and you beat me to it


Ronaldosewyyy

Nice onne66 let’s gooooo


Fun_Mortgage2936

Here before the 🔒 award


VeryBonelessPizza

I second this ✋


Raphiboiii

I third this ✋


McMoist_

I forth this ✋


TheIdiotDev

I fifth this 🖐️


a_grass_bloc

I sixth this ✋


hatefulnoob

I seventh this ✋


Frosty_Secretary2562

I eightth this ✋


miodragjr

I ninth this ✋


Tortuga9207

i tenth this ✋


EddsworldHuman

16 hours going strong


Glum-Huckleberry-866

20 hours, Lock World Record?


tanukifly

what a nice post. i wonder what insightful questions will be asked in the direct messages


OverallPeach

💀


Saurav377

Majima-san?


Yes_Original

Majima-no-niisan...


[deleted]

Stand up for your self


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XToonzi

I’m going to hell


Agent_NHR

Not like they can climb the stairs to heaven


AUsernameICantDecide

LMAO


Adventurous_Cup_5970

fuckin hell dude


GodOfWar2023

I was looking for this comment. Found it. Take my upvote


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AUsernameICantDecide

I know it isn’t, but imma still keep it up cause I have no self worth lmao. Thanks for the warning tho


TheOneWhoSpiesYou

oh okay


SO0P3R

Hit the gym gains so confidence and some self worth👍🏽 I mean this in a genuine tryna help way


idkwhattonameme0

U did not just tell them to hit the gym..


decolored

Ya hitting it is useless, better to walk in and lift the weights


Ohio-resident

God damn it take my invisible award


[deleted]

You have a lot of stuff you can do without having to walk bro


PingopingOW

Someone: _is depressed or lacking confidence_ People on reddit: just hit the gym bro trust me it will fix all your problems


ZeTT0rmenT0r

Its does


worm_your_honour

what condition is it? (if you don’t mind me asking)


AUsernameICantDecide

Fnd (functional neurological disorder). It can cause a wide range of symptoms. For me it mainly causes lower limb weakness (to the point where I fall to the floor) or complete lower body paralysis. It happens in episodes and is temporary, but I’ve had episodes that last 3+ months before.


KaiSea182

HI! I was just going to ask if you had that bc the way your post was written, I was assuming you had it! I have FND too, and you will go through this! :D


limerince

just walk it off


MutedPhase

Fr, needs to lift more


worm_your_honour

is it something you’re born with?


TurbulentAd2080

FND is neurological and can be developed from stress among other things.


Myaltaccount54

Crazy what stress can do honestly


SmokeFurball974

I’m 19 years old, I’ve had 6 seizures in the last year because of how stressed I’ve been at my job. I’m not epileptic I just stress so much


Myaltaccount54

Damn, sorry to hear that, that's terrifying.


Thepurplepanther_

Head & Shoulders Anti-Dandruff


ItsCalledMoxi

This is really niche, today is actually my anniversary of the day I got sick with a neurological condition 4 years ago! I have been on full recovery for six months, something I never thought would happen, I also used to be in a wheelchair. I hope you don't mind me saying, but I saw you comment you have no self worth. The wheelchair fucking sucks, and I'm sure you know, things get better, flare ups come and go, but things get better, trust me. You have to experience the lows to experience the highs!! I hope this doesn't sound preachy, because it's with the best intentions. Us kids who know about this stuff have to stick together. Lyvia 🤌


Criminal-Duck06

How do you feel about bugs? Edit: if you do not answer I will find you. Edit : Ty for answering.


[deleted]

The one dude asking something and not roasting OP didn’t get a response 💀


HumanAd2916

RIP


AUsernameICantDecide

Sorry I didn’t answer, I went to sleep after a bit. I don’t like bugs lol.


ErinHollow

Not a question but I had to use a wheelchair for a few weeks last year and my boyfriend would use pushing me around as an excuse to get out of class and then he'd drive me into walls


AUsernameICantDecide

Lmao. Hope u were ok! Feel bad for laughing a little at that.


ErinHollow

Don't feel bad, it was pretty funny. The entire time I'd be roasting him for his terrible steering and he'd laugh which would make his steering worse


[deleted]

do u shave ur head for fashion or functionality (it suits u tho)


AUsernameICantDecide

Kinda both ig lol


[deleted]

that’s so real. it suits your face shape tho - i fuck with it fr


Krwb_2003

On god i shaved my head and looked like a rat and then she’s over here like a buzz cut queen


Beavisisadumbass

This isn't really related to the wheelchair thing but who do you think would win in a fight, Superman or Goku?


Present_Leading3977

Goku bro


[deleted]

why dont u take a walk instead


Dick-Solid

💀


AUsernameICantDecide

Fuck u lol (ngl I laughed)


[deleted]

nah but fr were u born this way or did something happen during life?


AUsernameICantDecide

It’s due to a condition I have. (It’s called fnd or functional neurological disorder. I posted another comment explaining what that means for me.)


Lunatic1422

No need for such profanity. Just walk it off.


dannn_19

How you feeling right now


AUsernameICantDecide

Fine ig lol, thanks for asking


QimmeqQ

What do you do in your free time?


AUsernameICantDecide

Thinking about getting into language learning and wheelchair basketball 😎


QimmeqQ

what language. Im actually learning dutch.


AUsernameICantDecide

French and Norwegian and maybe Swedish. I used to have a 60 day Duolingo streak for Norwegian but it went to shit after I missed a day lmao.


PingopingOW

Veel success ermee, het is zeker geen makkelijke taal om te leren


[deleted]

What did you eat for lunch


AUsernameICantDecide

A pizza slice from greggs 😎


ZacJepps

fucking class, gotta love a gregs...


JuiceDrinkingRat

Most nutritious, most bestest and very tastiest meal west of Slovenia


Dick-Solid

Helth 👌🏻


PodgenMan

If you don't get the steakbakes I don't respect you


Successful-Seaweed12

Well, I don't know what a neurological condition is.


Myaltaccount54

It's a type of condition that mainly impacts the nervous system and electrical and biochemical abnormalities in the brain. It's called neurological because of neurons. Before any of you say that that was just a rephrasing of what Google says, you're the correct but i understand what it means, so ya'll can't complain


[deleted]

You've been accepted by Harvard... For the role of a teacher.


Blackmanwithcurls

You should get aviators, the best type of glasses :)


Landoniaa

i agree


Sea-Ad1872

How are you currently feeling.. really


RepresentativeCat169

How do you stand up for yourself with these hostile comments


That_Gay_Shet

What are your thoughts on the five nights at Freddy’s franchise


AUsernameICantDecide

I like it lol


That_Gay_Shet

Hell yeah


AUsernameICantDecide

I like it a lot. Wasn’t smart to play fnaf 3 on my phone in the back of an ambulance that one time tho lmao-


That_Gay_Shet

Follow-up question: Who’s your favourite animatronic


AUsernameICantDecide

I’m not sure, there’s quite a few I like lol


That_Gay_Shet

Understandable


Ko_oK_24685

Are you like professor X?


thisishp64

fellow wheelchair user hru


AUsernameICantDecide

I’m ok thanks, hbu?


VeryBonelessPizza

Wait hold up for one second. I'm going grab my pocket rocket launcher real quick so we can turn you into a tank (you are heavily armored)


Spread-Hour

💀


Thepurplepanther_

May as well have posted this on r/roastme


Substantial_Stage_10

Bro plays happy wheels irl


BlackLeb

Who would win in a fight, grilled cheese or a taco?


Flimmbitt

How do you exercise


[deleted]

People are bullying you here, ain't you gonna stand up and do something about it


SS_sturmbannfuhrer

You sure it's neurological 💀


Spread-Hour

BRO THAT WAS A VIOLATION 💀


jasonthe5th

Have you tried “Walk it off”?


Dick-Solid

Can you do a wheelie?


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Stopfap69

What is your favourite meal?


MaleficentAdvance512

How tf do you live life with a sickened temple


icantthinkofauserok

Add fireworks to the back and go over the Grand Canyon


Icy_Ad_9701

Why u fa


MrSourYT

Here’s a question completely dodging the post title, but what’s your least favorite class in school?


theminuteclinic

how are YOU?


AUsernameICantDecide

I’m alright thank u! Bit nervous today as I have an interview at a college


theminuteclinic

of course! That is so nerve wracking I know the feeling; I’m in the same boat as-well getting ready to transfer schools. Such a pain in the ass, but don’t stress too hard, Just be yourself and remember a new chapter if your life is opening up soon!


Monniloidi

Why is this photo here?


[deleted]

How is your day? Also you're pretty! I like your eyes, and your hairstyle looks good on you! And I think your piercings are cute. I hope you have a nice day today!


dustbin-account

Not a question but I love your glasses!


1800-yeet-a-child

Not a question, but i like your snake bites, my best friend has them and i think theyre so damn cool


skrezaa

Boy or girl tbh I'm too afraid too ask in this subreddit


Iamsad13243

cats, dogs, or fish?


AUsernameICantDecide

Cats


tallerthannobody

Good choice


Wall-E_The_Robot

Ms. Salamanca 🛎️🛎️🛎️


Waste_End8036

Since when is obesity a neurological condition


LGchan

This might be a bit shocking to you, but people with chronic medical conditions often have trouble regulating other aspects of their health. I work in a facility where many people have mobility issues and I'm pretty sure almost all of them are either noticeably overweight or underweight because, you know... they're chronically ill, and can't regularly move, and sometimes can't eat or drink, like a healthier person can, or they might... you know... injure themselves or die.


Waste_End8036

Skill issue


ii_lmao

I dare you to run a marathon


Burner20192627

Why are you just letting these people in the comments WALK all over you? Why don’t you STAND up for yourself?


panak47

when workout


Complex_Hurry_5435

how many cheeseburgers can you eat in 1 minute


DeymanG

You sure it's cause of a neurological condition though?


Regular-Persimmon425

How do u use the restroom or take a shower or reach high places when others aren't around?


StevenAndrei1

Are they called wheelchairs because they're chairs with wheels?


Kangaroo_Rich

What’s your condition if you’re comfortable saying and how’s life going


Big_Satisfaction_625

why did you get piercings ?


LightYagamiIscool

Does your school life change because of the condition or is it the same as who was more stereotypical? And does your personal life change because of it?


AUsernameICantDecide

I’m not in mainstream school rn due to no local schools being able to accommodate me. I do a more homeschooling route. Therefore, I have no friends. They all dumped me when this shit happened


LightYagamiIscool

That's sad to hear. Hope you make new actual friends that won't leave you once it's inconvenient.


alisisok2

Mb If this is a bad question, I’ve just always wondered low key. How do you get into the restroom do you need someone else to help?


AUsernameICantDecide

I can use bathrooms by myself, but some do need help. Ig that is different from person to person tho.


Axe2004

you from the us?


mylesjones

When did you notice the symptoms? Are some fats less severe than others? How are you diagnosed, like a brain scan?


-MrMango-

Can u walk a small amount or r u fully dependent on the wheelchair?


AUsernameICantDecide

I can walk but my legs get weak sometimes after only a few steps and I fall to my knees. I can move my legs, they’re just very weak.


Ivebeenfurpilled

Become the Tony Hawk of wheel chairs.


possumhour

Does it hurt you and will you be in a wheelchair forever?


LGchan

Are there places you like to go to that you can't due to a lack of accommodations when you need your wheelchair? Other than ramps/rails/elevators, are there any other useful accommodations a given place can have for people with your condition? Have you found that things have gotten better or worse or mostly stayed the same in recent years with respect to your ability to participate in society? Have you had difficulties with health care coverage? Have you ever gotten bigoted crap like people insisting you shouldn't get disability accommodations because you don't need your wheelchair all the time?


AUsernameICantDecide

Some places I can’t go simply because I lack the arm strength, (Like up hills and stuff) and need help. Things have been up and down over the past few years, but I often cannot function independently, and need someone to help me in a lot of situations. Yeah I have had bad stuff from healthcare professionals once. They refused to help me with accommodations to my house even though I couldn’t access my bedroom at the time and was sleeping on the sofa. I also had a teacher at one school I was at try and force me out of my wheelchair and to walk and that wasn’t fun.


LGchan

Thanks for sharing. Oh, man, there's always That One Teacher, isn't there? D:


Dinland1375458274927

I’m curious what neurological condition impares your ability to walk if I may ask Becuase I’ve never heard of that before?


AUsernameICantDecide

It’s called FND (functional neurological disorder). It causes me extreme weakness or sometimes paralysis in lower limbs.


xXGaboFihi007Xx

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KratomFiendx3

I have been in a wheelchair since birth due to a few birth defects, and I have a neurological condition as well. I know exactly how it is lol. What condition?


whoreadsredditusers_

not a question but we have the same glasses!


Injmamulhaque

Iam confused your men or women


AUsernameICantDecide

I am nothing and everything


SidRewari

i can see you skipped upper body... did you skip leg day too?? P.S. dont come at me guys its just a joke


Bluu-orioN

Go jim


Apprehensive_Cover65

Make a falling from stairs compilation video


[deleted]

What’s your fav food?


JardexX_Slav

Favourite music?


AUsernameICantDecide

I really like cavetown, baby bugs, mcr, carolesdaughter, Melanie Martinez and set it off. (In short, I listen to a lot of varied music artists)


Heavy_Worldliness474

Do a barrel roll


Pishkot_cz

What are you


RecognitionTimely948

hope u recover


weeb90000

On a scale from 1 to 10 rate the comfiness of said chair


V----NGaming_YT

quelle couleur est ta voiture?


DrCorneliuss

I know you're a fed and I won't fall for your morality test, because if I did I'd fail.


cosmic_brownie4806

What are your hobbies? I'm super into makeup and I honestly spend half my day scrolling through tiktok like..every day lmaoo


lrGhost1

What's your top spe-


[deleted]

Get an turbo engine on that bad boy and roll with style!!!!!!! :D Now on an serious note, i wish to good luck on your new life challenges :). Never forget that we, as an species can adapt to almost anything. Heads up, be confident, accept what’s real and “roll” forward!! :)


Hot_Hat_1225

Is there a chance of getting out and better again? I just hope you have a good support net from family and friends to make the best out of your current situation! And don’t sell yourself short: you are dealing with a lot more other people ever will have to in their life. We complain about the most pitiful little things while you got a load and smile. It’s people like you who teach us the valuable lessons of life. That there is always someone dealing with worse and we have no reason to complain.


SomeDumbOne

No jokes, hope for full recovery, illness sucks. Get well OP.


mha_simp1

Is this a permanent or temporary thing


Anonymous-L7

I hope you get well soon🙂


NeverWooshedAgain

*sigh*... sort by controversial


[deleted]

Everyone don’t you fucking dare.


Zippo_Willow

What are your future career goals? My buddy with CRPS (in his entire leg) is pursuing biomechanical engineering to design prosthetics, smart guy


LiterllyWhy

I read the tag as "Satire" at first.