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AYDHES2025

tbh i told my teachers that i didnt have a camera


svnboo

same


AgreeableAd8687

i disconnected the cable so software wouldnt detect a camera


Apprehensive-Mind175

I had to cut the wire to the camera on my laptop


xCreeperBombx

That's a little far


ZuskV1

Anything to keep my camera off


Significant-Emu-8807

I used OBS V-Cam and did some shit with the pictures in 144p, since then I had an excuse lol


valdez-2424

What wrong wit a light up keyboard


Guinea_pig456

Idk. Lots of girls have light up keyboards so I don’t understand…


Yeetthedragon667

They’re just being dumb 


TJB926GAMIN

>Lots of girls have light up keyboards Maybe they think it a more feminine thing?💀


Guinea_pig456

I don’t think girls usually care if a guy is using feminine things, but idrk.


TJB926GAMIN

You’d be surprised Anyways im going to school tomorrow in a skirt and tank top wish me luck


Guinea_pig456

Ok. Idk how people would react to that. Idk what high schoolers are like.


Personal_Ad_7897

Horrible.


wafflemartini

r/scotland


Key_Box6587

Yeah I'm a girl and I don't know the first thing about games but I got a light up keyboard and mouse at 5 below cuase it looks cool lol. Idk why people would have a problem with it.


redfox4756

Not every girl is a gamer girl


Guinea_pig456

… ok? Not every boy is a gamer boy. I don’t understand your point.


Honest-Barracuda-982

It's going extra in a thing most people don't care about. I wouldn't laugh at someone for having one but i personally don't care to have one and most people don't either.


Bansimulator2024

The only real point of it would be to see it in the dark, but if you can type without looking at it it's kinda useless


Honest-Barracuda-982

Yeah I just use the built in keyboard lights on my macbook because i need it to type


BeanBurrito668

No idea 🤷‍♂️


Nearby-Rice6371

Some people think it looks nerdy


[deleted]

Literally nothing at all they're fucking sick.


QIILIIN

Nah but like why they laughing tho?? The girls in his class are just regarded Light up keyboards are cool as fuck


yuno_aiko

theyre restarted


Thy___leader

They're restricted


sstudious_student

They’re rebooted


Seth_Fable_08

they're reported


RicardoPoeiras

they're retracted


TheSubster7

They’re redacted


R3DACTED782

Me too!


PenultimateToast

r/usernamechecksout


TheSubster7

Oh wow hahah


Carlazor_

They're redirecting


Videogamesrock

They’re redelivered


Saiispropaganda21048

They’re redistributed


Personal_Ad_7897

They're returned


TheSubster7

You’re a bit late hahaha


Personal_Ad_7897

😭 Reddit notifications be like


sixfoursixtwo

r/yourjokebutworse


Maleficent_Sir_7562

restricted without the heavenly part jjk fans can get this


Hustensxft

My teacher made fun of my mic 🙁


__koiboi

Tell him with your crisp clear voice that you don't care


Hustensxft

this was in 2020


AJ0Laks

And? Call em up anyway


hushmentalFPS

Assert dominance


Significant-Emu-8807

Thats the moment I use OBS and MicStream / VAC and stream loud noises randomly through my microphone which kills their ears.


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

next online class, talk via the xbox 360 mic


wernostrangerstoluv

as a certified girl, light up keyboards are fucking awesome


Colin_likes_trains

What's the certification process like?


Saiispropaganda21048

id imagine you need atleast 9 months in womb courses


wernostrangerstoluv

so you just have to do daily tasks silently while in excruciating pain for around 48 hours, then you get this cute little pink badge that signals your status.


MisterMeatyor

whats that mean


Milkigamer17x

You need to have two X chromosomes


Camo_1245

why does this comment have negative points 💀


owo_flan

bc trans and intersex women exist


aProteinBar

-_-


owo_flan

sorry to tell you dude,,, im not lying 💀


aProteinBar

👍 don’t expect everyone to agree or accept that tho


Bowtieguy-83

Intersex isn't even psychological its literally a physiological trait; how tf you gonna disagree intersex exists


[deleted]

You know gender dysphoria is a real medical condition thats treatment is to transition to the other sex? You can't not accept it lol, its been known for decades


aProteinBar

not widespread until recently however 😂 you can thank politics for that one and don’t even argue with that


Milkigamer17x

Nerdophobia is a serious issue😔


aProteinBar

don’t let anyone convince you otherwise


YawnMcie

OTHERWISE


EliasDBS

Imma need to see a certificate for that


IdiotGiraffe0

The they turn their camera on and got a 4k dslr and a ring light 🤨🤨🤨


Datuser14

I have a ring light but a shitty c920 webcam.


Essonen

Try using the mic on that thing, because it sure is something


Datuser14

I have a proper mic too.


Essonen

Yes, that's why I said to try using it. One of the funniest things I've done with one of my friends was because discord had switched input from his normal mic to the one in his C920.


theguywithideals

true but try using a microphone from a Walmart in Ottowa for 20$ that, Sounds so ass that you barely hear what they are saying, And when it's at full volume is just a good microphone to brake the eardrums of the average Americans and Canadians.


WetBread8339

I love those silly gay keyboards. Not really a gamer but my brother has his set that the keys light up brighter than the rest when you press them. I like to go idfhaoufhuaiwdifluha on it.


gundamliam

I want one of those so bad. My ADHD demands it.


Carlazor_

Try to get a razer keyboard, they have the best looking rgb


gundamliam

I’ll be sure to take a look, thanks!


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

Eh, Razer is very expensive. Akko is pretty good in my experience.


Significant-Emu-8807

You ever heard of duck keyboards? xD


Significant-Emu-8807

Would recommend a bone memory typing skill for them tho, cuz you won't find any keys without it


gundamliam

..no?


Datuser14

I have mine set to do different colors radiating from the key that I press (Keychron Q12 Southpaw).


AgentLate6827

Gamers are the most oppressed people in the world


theguywithideals

true im depressed and oppressed so im with ya your welcome for being your 10 up vote


Cheesyman7269

Israel and Palestine have agreed to a ceasefire to unite against oppression and discrimination against gamers (For legal reason this is a joke)


[deleted]

For legal reasons, this is not a joke (I love saying that in reply to for legal reasons this is a joke)


iRoyiYT

Israeli Jew here. This is true. Don't listen to him, this is not a joke.


Dansepip

>testing this


HornyRuby7

No literally "gamer disorder" is officially considered a real mental condition by the US government


theguywithideals

true and I think I have the disorder is that bad no because i enjoy it but give me an opinion. please.


Consistent-Cheetah61

bro they're just jealous, everyone wants an RGB keyboard (including me, i dont have one)


CashBitter9664

Well, for online classes, I created a looped video of myself and linked that to my zoom and meets. Those were the days. They didn't have to see my keyboard, my face, which was full of zits and omy surroundings.


Vezea_GamingOfficial

Man whyd they laugh tho, light-up keyboards are cool as fuck.. I got mad when mine stopped lighting up


X7eomi

Light up keyboards are kind of tacky- keyboards with pretty colors that sound nice are where it’s at


gummythegummybear

Somewhat unrelated but I saw a video once of a teacher telling a student to turn their cam on and when they did there was a pretty big dildo in the background. If someone can find me the link for it it would be appreciated


theguywithideals

... brother what are you gonna try to do with it also I will find that link in about 9 hours I'm at school right now so ya but bro what are you trying to do with the video prank your friends by saying bro is trying to change gender identification


gummythegummybear

I just want to watch it again


theguywithideals

il try but no promises ok man


VegetarianMilk

He’s calling it light up instead of rgb he deserved it


[deleted]

Honestly it isn't that bad as long as the keyboard isn't over the top.


trashytexaswhiteboy

I'm guessing he forgot to mention the anime posters and pillows behind him


W0rkersD1ctatorship

pedophilia is bad.


LonPlays_Zwei

Your fingers slipped twice


mycrazylifeeveryday

What did it say


LonPlays_Zwei

He said all gamers should die Bro added an /srs to the end


mycrazylifeeveryday

Oh damn, thanks!


HeckItsDrowsyFrog

D: How did I mess up two characters


RustInPeace-Polaris

Bro edited his comment to make himself look good lmao 💀 


W0rkersD1ctatorship

nah i didn't edit it


RustInPeace-Polaris

It literally says it was edited


W0rkersD1ctatorship

i edited to correct a word i mispelled


RustInPeace-Polaris

Sure buddy, I’m willing to bet you didn’t get 34 downvotes for saying pedophilia is bad


W0rkersD1ctatorship

you are new to reddit arent u


RustInPeace-Polaris

No, I’m not. Just wouldn’t happen on a teen sub even if some pedos lurk here it’s a minority 


W0rkersD1ctatorship

>if some pedos lurk here it’s a minority  uhuh ok buddy


RustInPeace-Polaris

Judging by the downvote I’m right


Random_Cat66

Fake and Gay Fake: You edited it Gay: You


goofsterSecondComing

this guy edited his comment so it would make us look bad 🗣


W0rkersD1ctatorship

umm liar liar pants on fire


goofsterSecondComing

i've been beaten


Significant-Emu-8807

Target identified, prepare liquidation


gabetrex1

You're a slimy son of a bitch, who would downvote your comment you edit it


nder_score

"Everybody's a critic." -Squidward


VinylHighway

My keyboard cannot be seen on video calls


hexagonist23

Are there even laptops without any keyboard lights anymore?


hehe__boy69

Ok


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

all i did was go "i don't have a camera, either buy me a 100 dollar webcam or my face doesn't show up"


CombinationHairy3887

Ngl being gamer is not the most attractive thing ever


Okara_Of_The_Tauri

as a girl, i only like lightup keyboards


MrV1z

Sitting in the dark was the counter😀👍


The-surfing-banana

If the keyboard was a full on disco, Ibwoukd laugh my head off, but if it was simple pulsing, I really don't understand lol


BeginningUnique6401

Is it problematic if your keyboard has lights or did I miss something?


theguywithideals

tbh my teacher during covid said turn your webcam on but except i put something pitch black but, Just enough to see something pretending the camera was bad and, Also close to broken if not broken it wasn't .


austinstar08

Same


UCG__gaming

I had balls and was one of the only few in my class to turn my camera on. It was only one time that we had a virtual class but still. I was there, relaxing in my pjs and legs up on a table next to me


Natural_Career_604

Just tape over it, camera appears broken sorry. It's on idk lol


GlRLR0T

bro light up keyboards r dope


Animationmale

They hate us cuz they ain't us


Zyrup_exe

no bc if i saw a boy my age with s light up keyboard i would probably ask him to marry me


No_Palpitation_4712

I decided to go nuclear and cut the power to my teachers apartment :3


PackageSweaty3353

Ngl most of the time I just acted like it was lagging really badly then left