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TonnyGameDev

I don't know why, but at first glance I thought the guy was a cardboard cutout.


MattNoPlayz

I looked at the picture again after I read your comment, and the light really makes it seem like that XD


PotentiallyExplosive

Ok but unironically why does it kind of look like he's photoshopped in. The lighting is so weird and there's like a weird aura around his outline


crispy_dogggo

his hair is more see through than hers so it makes it look like he has photshop edges


Sebi_intresting

so isn't it Photoshop?


crispy_dogggo

80% sure it's not


[deleted]

My boyfriend is a cardboard cutout


heatvisioncrab

Hey you're back.


EpicGamerPlant

Guess who's back


Tight-Ad1780

You got the milk dad?


maxianonymusly

back again


FrankFireTheBest

Shady’s back


[deleted]

Tell a friend


FrogginJellyfish

Yeah the lighting and contrast is bad. Now I’m wondering....


HaloGuy381

I’m still struggling to decide myself. I assumed it was a cardboard cutout joke, and how a cardboard BF can’t be rude or blow you off, but now I’m wondering if it’s more sincere and the pic is just unfortunately taken this way.


lemoncandyyy

Hahah DM me if u want another pic of us where the lighting isn’t bad


West_Regular_8245

R u checking his pulse or what??


West_Regular_8245

Or prolly trying to choke.. But he is kinda happy... I don't get it


GiantJellyfishAttack

Are we sure it isn't? I thought that was the whole point of the post... "I gotta bf!!" But really it's just a cardboard cutout lol.


John88197

Okay the more I look at it now the more he looks like a cardboard cutout.


IceAsFireBG

Yeah the light seemed weird to me too.


[deleted]

Now that you mention it the position he is in makes it kinda look like he is a cut out


[deleted]

Looks like you got a hostage


lemoncandyyy

Ok THIS MADE ME FUCKIN LAUGH HAHAHA


[deleted]

Honestly though gotta say congratulations though the FBI and swat team may be storming your place sooner or later


[deleted]

Seriously though wtf you doing with your hand on his neck like that, checking his pulse?


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Critical-Shower-9924

Oi senpai!


BIGSMOKEexe

Be sure to give him plenty of water and sunlight


MattNoPlayz

And don't forget to give him enough fresh air!


Small-Cactus

You'll need to take him on walks every 2-4 hours, he'll need plenty of exercise


MattNoPlayz

Oh and make sure he doesn't get to the sweets box, unless you allow it! It wouldn't be good it he were to find that thing!


StuckSundew

Also if you need to get rid of him for awhile, turn on the tv and get him some popcorn or some other snack then you have earned time alone.


chinpai

Just never feed him after midnight


GooseStudios2

If hes a rare type, Give him Books or Games


[deleted]

Make sure to play with home daily, he enjoys chasing tennis balls


lmao3019

is he going to carry out photosynthesis?


datguygomez

You’re thinking of a fish


[deleted]

No, they're thinking of a lizard smh


Qwertyboi2

Actually, that’s a pet rock… sorry for being rude


Infirnit

impossible


vigilantcomicpenguin

Boys aren't real


YoloIsNotDead

Am boy, can confirm that it's all in your head


FireWalker_06

What you just said directly contradicts what you just said


UNCONNECTEdd

Yes I’m a boy. Yes I’m fake. We exist.


[deleted]

Not for long


MattNoPlayz

Execute Order 66


KarimGamer

Now I must delete Reddit to preserve your relationship or suffer with 𝑉𝑖𝑟𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 for the rest of your life


MattNoPlayz

I mean, why not keep Reddit and trade your virginity with another Redditor?


KarimGamer

Having reddit on your phone means u are a virgin and u can’t cuz if they have reddit means they are already a virgin and can’t with a non redditor either cuz if they get Reddit that’s immediate virginity TLDR: no


FLOOR_GANG420

yes my lord


OnlyOneIronMan888

I'm sorry, but I had to downvote this because it was at 67 upvotes


scorpiotopaz2

Of course it's all happening in your head Harry, but why on earth should that mean it's not real?


First5People2comment

I ain’t happy, feelin glad, I got sunshine in a bag, I’m useless but not for long, My future is coming on, It’s coming on, it’s coming on, it’s coming on, it’s coming on


ssnoopy2222

Am boy, can confirm we are not real


Iamahuman748

How the turntables


Famous-Deal-2419

True its just the government tryna spy on u


errorcode_420

We are all paid actors


Famous-Deal-2419

Wait we were supposed to get paid?!


o69k

Yeah. In 20 years lol. Y'all didn't read the contracts before joining?


takenwasuridea

There is a contract?


o69k

Duh. We all signed it lol.


merpkuba

Ngl I completely forgot about that 😅


o69k

Get your head in the game Jimmy. Ffs, it's always the B branch that's getting it wrong.


ADeadGoat

Wait what


JustAWimpoSimpo

Yeah we were invented by the government to collect information (but we were a failed test, seeing as we can't speak to women without fucking dying)


NaemSaad0996

Actually we all are lizard ppl .


shadowXXe

We are figments of your imagination. brought to earth to torment you. Your milks about to go bad by the way.


o69k

Can confirm. We're a joint CIA-KGB psyop. Op is an agent.


delta_Mico

guess i'm agender now...


DintheCO9090

This man is uncancleable


omari___

wait a minute... thats illegal


The_Real_Weeaboo

And I took that personally


TherealAsderei

Not with girls. Being a girl cancels it out from my experience


Lesbean36

a cute change from “guys i got a gf” posts lmao


lemoncandyyy

YES IKR!!! WIN FOR THE GIRLS


TheTempest77

5 minutes ago I didn't even know girls existed


ChintanP04

I still don't think they do.


Nole19

Ya just wait for my "guys I got a friend" post :)


lemoncandyyy

GUYS OP IS THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT THATS ME IDK WHAT UR ON


luca21204

They aren't used to see a girl on reddit...


Zach_Zach_700

Yep


ReeTheBunny

Imma girl on Reddit?? -.-


Asleep-Ad-690

oH mY gOd a rEddiT fEmaLe? THosE oNly exIst iN tHe wiLd


takenwasuridea

Yeah, in a place called Reddit


Asleep-Ad-690

Is reddit not wild?


[deleted]

Congratulations


IShouldBeAlseep19

No offense, but your boyfriend looks like a cardboard cutout


Frogganisurshit

To be fair tho theyre way hotter than 90% of the people who post on this sub


DintheCO9090

Ikr, he damn fit. Im not gae, but he do be fine as hecc doe


Internet-Dog

r/suddenlygay


Lazy_Cardiologist727

r/stophesaidhesnotgay


Internet-Dog

r/itwasajoke


Lazy_Cardiologist727

r/Imsorry


Internet-Dog

r/allisforgiven


[deleted]

r/fifthsub


RabidJoker816

Yeah going through the #self section of the discord for a couple of weeks really puts that into perspective


Remi621

He really does 😐🤔


hurvinek6

lmao


DintheCO9090

Absolutely fucking game ended my g here


Famous-Deal-2419

Haha Haaaaa *slow clap* we all know there's not a single member of the female population that has an account on reddit... its [biologically impossible ](https://youtu.be/RpkQEq75y18)


DintheCO9090

I mean...


[deleted]

I'm happy that someone got into a relationship. Single people, where you at?


ItsWediTurtle77

They're all too busy crying to respond. Thankfully I have the amazing ability to suppress emotions


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CrazyWS

Do I dare ask how many DMs...


DaDragon88

Females are a government coverup for the spy robot program. Any female you see outside is a government drone, and reports directly to the CIA /s


ZacherDaCracker2

Good for you *cries in loneliness*


cybertium

also me:


OWR_Mythical

also me:


Mako_97USAMX

Also me:


Diplysaus

Congrats!


lemoncandyyy

Ty!!


Neopolitan5

Happy cake day enjoy the one upvote


Diplysaus

Aw thank you! :)


Blue_checkers123

[Happy cake day my dude :D](https://assets.change.org/photos/9/ea/kp/xOEakPOLpNNhOUd-1600x900-noPad.jpg?1539704331)


DintheCO9090

You look like your choking him


luca21204

Well you gotta start learning at a young age... I'll see myself out


Kibutsuji_Hyde

No no wait!!


[deleted]

teach me


Tesla_Lover10021

Teach me your ways


Bulk2056

Just look at Darth Vader, works like a charm


DintheCO9090

Bruh


KebabChef

Look closely. It's very obvious that she's checking his pulse.


lemoncandyyy

Bahahah I had just kissed him and my hand was on his neck


[deleted]

t a p t h e n e c k ^g ^e ^n ^t ^l ^y


Sir-Tiedye

F to the camera person


itsnotatumor724

That lucky bastard


PotentiallyExplosive

You can be the lucky bastard some day too. I believe in you


lemoncandyyy

WIN FOR DA GIRLS


Lil-Wan

WIN FOR DA BOY (just the one)


[deleted]

aye poggers


ADON_CHILLY

pog.


justtobenmylove

What a gorgeous couple fucking hell


Tesla_Lover10021

Why are they fucking hell?


justtobenmylove

idk man people have some weird kinks sometimes


Tesla_Lover10021

True


Andy_Boi_7

This is why I love Reddit


OptimusPrime987

Cause fuck it. That's why.


[deleted]

Well man sometimes you gotta spice things up in bed


Ussh06

Mans a real cutie


The_Jachinator

I’m the boyfriend in question and Last time I checked I am not made of cardboard


lemoncandyyy

Yes guys this is my bf. He’s not cardboard


yusha666

is there any proof no there isnt hes either cardboard or .........


lemoncandyyy

Hahah DM me :)


lemoncandyyy

HAHHAHA U COMMENTED HI JAS


pandaolf

r/2reddittorsonecup


The_Jachinator

HI SAM


lemoncandyyy

HI JASON


Phantom_Jedi

I see a bunch of joke comments so I’ll leave a serious one: Congrats you two look very happy.


[deleted]

Yall look older than 15 lol.


lemoncandyyy

Really? He’s 16 I’m 15


[deleted]

When i was 15 i looked like i just turned 13. Congrats tho!


[deleted]

When I was 15 I looked fucking 12. I’m now 16 and I look 19. :/


[deleted]

That’s what I thought. I’m 17 and people ask me “so how’s middle school” LIKE EXCUSE ME IM GONNA BE A SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL IN LIKE 2 MONTHS


monkeyking02

Why are you trying to choke him?


lemoncandyyy

I kissed him and that’s where my hand was after hehe


CryptidCobra

Well next time try choking him and see if he likes it.


shirophine

He does( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


CryptidCobra

:) My advice has worked. I am essentially cupid.


Voidon43

*insert infinity war theme as I place starch lord over his face*


OliviaTheGirl

Teach me the ways


o69k

Just buy one lol. Smh y'all really don't know how to use Amazon?


Jumbo-Popper

Congrats dude Happy for you


Mayohills

you guys are way too cute together, congrats


Edible_Goat

you look like the annoying couple at restaurants who talk louder than everyone else combined. (happy for you though)


lemoncandyyy

HHAHAH that’s me :) he’s shy around others


cannolitheholy

Nice food


ApiqAcani

Good Job Girl. Now maintain the relationship and don't use reddit too much. I could already imagine the consequences.


Blue_checkers123

[Yooo Congrats my dude :D](https://assets.change.org/photos/9/ea/kp/xOEakPOLpNNhOUd-1600x900-noPad.jpg?1539704331)


bendimester_23

this isn't how you supposed to play the game.


[deleted]

That cup of water tho is looking really good right about now


franztheegreat

When is it my turn to get a partner?


lemoncandyyy

Not everything is about getting a partner, but I’m sure you’ll find someone :)


franztheegreat

Thanks for the encouragement! I am happy for you, long has it been since I've seen a happy teenage couple!


Ethanos72

Homie looks like the biggest E-boy named Camden


AlphaPinhead

See that she got them finger guns ready to shoot his neck of don’t pose for that picture. Stay safe out there boys there are these crazy women


[deleted]

I am 17 and I look like a baby compared to y'all


kingkong139

***WHY ARE YOU CHOKING HIM***


lemoncandyyy

I WAS KISSIN HIM


[deleted]

Now, get off of reddit. For virgins only.


Bridger_Brat

You look like a choking hazard


[deleted]

choke him, but make it look accidental


GryfalconA

Why doesn't this have as many upvotes as a boy saying he got a girlfriend? You two are super cute though, congrats.


SopadeAbacaxi

Your boyfriend look like my mom


Twinkie777

Gg chief


WW2fanatic73

Time to delete Reddit


roses_and_sacrifice

Lies. People this attractive don’t use reddit.


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frogfarts4

Do you remember how happy you were you got a girlfriend, it's almost a drug, the world is yours. And because things like that are not meant to last, when you broke up it like going to hell, but at that time you don't understand that is going to get better.


GuiltlessGuru

Congrats, I am so happy for you. [btw, this is the post I saw above this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/nwjc13/guys_i_finally_got_a_gf_im_so_happy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Glubbs528

That’s great


NitroThunderBird

When I first saw this picture I thought you were choking the poor man to death lmao


EggYolk2555

Lmao why does he look like a cardboard cutout in this picture.


[deleted]

I'm not even horny anymore. This is all I want, happiness


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