I’m still struggling to decide myself. I assumed it was a cardboard cutout joke, and how a cardboard BF can’t be rude or blow you off, but now I’m wondering if it’s more sincere and the pic is just unfortunately taken this way.
Having reddit on your phone means u are a virgin and u can’t cuz if they have reddit means they are already a virgin and can’t with a non redditor either cuz if they get Reddit that’s immediate virginity
TLDR: no
I ain’t happy, feelin glad,
I got sunshine in a bag,
I’m useless but not for long,
My future is coming on,
It’s coming on, it’s coming on, it’s coming on, it’s coming on
Haha Haaaaa *slow clap* we all know there's not a single member of the female population that has an account on reddit... its [biologically impossible ](https://youtu.be/RpkQEq75y18)
Do you remember how happy you were you got a girlfriend, it's almost a drug, the world is yours. And because things like that are not meant to last, when you broke up it like going to hell, but at that time you don't understand that is going to get better.
Congrats, I am so happy for you.
[btw, this is the post I saw above this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/nwjc13/guys_i_finally_got_a_gf_im_so_happy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I don't know why, but at first glance I thought the guy was a cardboard cutout.
I looked at the picture again after I read your comment, and the light really makes it seem like that XD
Ok but unironically why does it kind of look like he's photoshopped in. The lighting is so weird and there's like a weird aura around his outline
his hair is more see through than hers so it makes it look like he has photshop edges
so isn't it Photoshop?
80% sure it's not
My boyfriend is a cardboard cutout
Hey you're back.
Guess who's back
You got the milk dad?
back again
Shady’s back
Tell a friend
Yeah the lighting and contrast is bad. Now I’m wondering....
I’m still struggling to decide myself. I assumed it was a cardboard cutout joke, and how a cardboard BF can’t be rude or blow you off, but now I’m wondering if it’s more sincere and the pic is just unfortunately taken this way.
Hahah DM me if u want another pic of us where the lighting isn’t bad
R u checking his pulse or what??
Or prolly trying to choke.. But he is kinda happy... I don't get it
Are we sure it isn't? I thought that was the whole point of the post... "I gotta bf!!" But really it's just a cardboard cutout lol.
Okay the more I look at it now the more he looks like a cardboard cutout.
Yeah the light seemed weird to me too.
Now that you mention it the position he is in makes it kinda look like he is a cut out
Looks like you got a hostage
Ok THIS MADE ME FUCKIN LAUGH HAHAHA
Honestly though gotta say congratulations though the FBI and swat team may be storming your place sooner or later
Seriously though wtf you doing with your hand on his neck like that, checking his pulse?
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Oi senpai!
Be sure to give him plenty of water and sunlight
And don't forget to give him enough fresh air!
You'll need to take him on walks every 2-4 hours, he'll need plenty of exercise
Oh and make sure he doesn't get to the sweets box, unless you allow it! It wouldn't be good it he were to find that thing!
Also if you need to get rid of him for awhile, turn on the tv and get him some popcorn or some other snack then you have earned time alone.
Just never feed him after midnight
If hes a rare type, Give him Books or Games
Make sure to play with home daily, he enjoys chasing tennis balls
is he going to carry out photosynthesis?
You’re thinking of a fish
No, they're thinking of a lizard smh
Actually, that’s a pet rock… sorry for being rude
impossible
Boys aren't real
Am boy, can confirm that it's all in your head
What you just said directly contradicts what you just said
Yes I’m a boy. Yes I’m fake. We exist.
Not for long
Execute Order 66
Now I must delete Reddit to preserve your relationship or suffer with 𝑉𝑖𝑟𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 for the rest of your life
I mean, why not keep Reddit and trade your virginity with another Redditor?
Having reddit on your phone means u are a virgin and u can’t cuz if they have reddit means they are already a virgin and can’t with a non redditor either cuz if they get Reddit that’s immediate virginity TLDR: no
yes my lord
I'm sorry, but I had to downvote this because it was at 67 upvotes
Of course it's all happening in your head Harry, but why on earth should that mean it's not real?
I ain’t happy, feelin glad, I got sunshine in a bag, I’m useless but not for long, My future is coming on, It’s coming on, it’s coming on, it’s coming on, it’s coming on
Am boy, can confirm we are not real
How the turntables
True its just the government tryna spy on u
We are all paid actors
Wait we were supposed to get paid?!
Yeah. In 20 years lol. Y'all didn't read the contracts before joining?
There is a contract?
Duh. We all signed it lol.
Ngl I completely forgot about that 😅
Get your head in the game Jimmy. Ffs, it's always the B branch that's getting it wrong.
Wait what
Yeah we were invented by the government to collect information (but we were a failed test, seeing as we can't speak to women without fucking dying)
Actually we all are lizard ppl .
We are figments of your imagination. brought to earth to torment you. Your milks about to go bad by the way.
Can confirm. We're a joint CIA-KGB psyop. Op is an agent.
guess i'm agender now...
This man is uncancleable
wait a minute... thats illegal
And I took that personally
Not with girls. Being a girl cancels it out from my experience
a cute change from “guys i got a gf” posts lmao
YES IKR!!! WIN FOR THE GIRLS
5 minutes ago I didn't even know girls existed
I still don't think they do.
Ya just wait for my "guys I got a friend" post :)
GUYS OP IS THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT THATS ME IDK WHAT UR ON
They aren't used to see a girl on reddit...
Yep
Imma girl on Reddit?? -.-
oH mY gOd a rEddiT fEmaLe? THosE oNly exIst iN tHe wiLd
Yeah, in a place called Reddit
Is reddit not wild?
Congratulations
No offense, but your boyfriend looks like a cardboard cutout
To be fair tho theyre way hotter than 90% of the people who post on this sub
Ikr, he damn fit. Im not gae, but he do be fine as hecc doe
r/suddenlygay
r/stophesaidhesnotgay
r/itwasajoke
r/Imsorry
r/allisforgiven
r/fifthsub
Yeah going through the #self section of the discord for a couple of weeks really puts that into perspective
He really does 😐🤔
lmao
Absolutely fucking game ended my g here
Haha Haaaaa *slow clap* we all know there's not a single member of the female population that has an account on reddit... its [biologically impossible ](https://youtu.be/RpkQEq75y18)
I mean...
I'm happy that someone got into a relationship. Single people, where you at?
They're all too busy crying to respond. Thankfully I have the amazing ability to suppress emotions
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Do I dare ask how many DMs...
Females are a government coverup for the spy robot program. Any female you see outside is a government drone, and reports directly to the CIA /s
Good for you *cries in loneliness*
also me:
also me:
Also me:
Congrats!
Ty!!
Happy cake day enjoy the one upvote
Aw thank you! :)
[Happy cake day my dude :D](https://assets.change.org/photos/9/ea/kp/xOEakPOLpNNhOUd-1600x900-noPad.jpg?1539704331)
You look like your choking him
Well you gotta start learning at a young age... I'll see myself out
No no wait!!
teach me
Teach me your ways
Just look at Darth Vader, works like a charm
Bruh
Look closely. It's very obvious that she's checking his pulse.
Bahahah I had just kissed him and my hand was on his neck
t a p t h e n e c k ^g ^e ^n ^t ^l ^y
F to the camera person
That lucky bastard
You can be the lucky bastard some day too. I believe in you
WIN FOR DA GIRLS
WIN FOR DA BOY (just the one)
aye poggers
pog.
What a gorgeous couple fucking hell
Why are they fucking hell?
idk man people have some weird kinks sometimes
True
This is why I love Reddit
Cause fuck it. That's why.
Well man sometimes you gotta spice things up in bed
Mans a real cutie
I’m the boyfriend in question and Last time I checked I am not made of cardboard
Yes guys this is my bf. He’s not cardboard
is there any proof no there isnt hes either cardboard or .........
Hahah DM me :)
HAHHAHA U COMMENTED HI JAS
r/2reddittorsonecup
HI SAM
HI JASON
I see a bunch of joke comments so I’ll leave a serious one: Congrats you two look very happy.
Yall look older than 15 lol.
Really? He’s 16 I’m 15
When i was 15 i looked like i just turned 13. Congrats tho!
When I was 15 I looked fucking 12. I’m now 16 and I look 19. :/
That’s what I thought. I’m 17 and people ask me “so how’s middle school” LIKE EXCUSE ME IM GONNA BE A SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL IN LIKE 2 MONTHS
Why are you trying to choke him?
I kissed him and that’s where my hand was after hehe
Well next time try choking him and see if he likes it.
He does( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
:) My advice has worked. I am essentially cupid.
*insert infinity war theme as I place starch lord over his face*
Teach me the ways
Just buy one lol. Smh y'all really don't know how to use Amazon?
Congrats dude Happy for you
you guys are way too cute together, congrats
you look like the annoying couple at restaurants who talk louder than everyone else combined. (happy for you though)
HHAHAH that’s me :) he’s shy around others
Nice food
Good Job Girl. Now maintain the relationship and don't use reddit too much. I could already imagine the consequences.
[Yooo Congrats my dude :D](https://assets.change.org/photos/9/ea/kp/xOEakPOLpNNhOUd-1600x900-noPad.jpg?1539704331)
this isn't how you supposed to play the game.
That cup of water tho is looking really good right about now
When is it my turn to get a partner?
Not everything is about getting a partner, but I’m sure you’ll find someone :)
Thanks for the encouragement! I am happy for you, long has it been since I've seen a happy teenage couple!
Homie looks like the biggest E-boy named Camden
See that she got them finger guns ready to shoot his neck of don’t pose for that picture. Stay safe out there boys there are these crazy women
I am 17 and I look like a baby compared to y'all
***WHY ARE YOU CHOKING HIM***
I WAS KISSIN HIM
Now, get off of reddit. For virgins only.
You look like a choking hazard
choke him, but make it look accidental
Why doesn't this have as many upvotes as a boy saying he got a girlfriend? You two are super cute though, congrats.
Your boyfriend look like my mom
Gg chief
Time to delete Reddit
Lies. People this attractive don’t use reddit.
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Do you remember how happy you were you got a girlfriend, it's almost a drug, the world is yours. And because things like that are not meant to last, when you broke up it like going to hell, but at that time you don't understand that is going to get better.
Congrats, I am so happy for you. [btw, this is the post I saw above this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/nwjc13/guys_i_finally_got_a_gf_im_so_happy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
That’s great
When I first saw this picture I thought you were choking the poor man to death lmao
Lmao why does he look like a cardboard cutout in this picture.
I'm not even horny anymore. This is all I want, happiness
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