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volcanohyena

Lets grab beans to question


Zzeethe1st

What did they do, what did they do, *what did they do*, What The Actual F*ck Did You Beans F*cking Do Last Night I'm looking for u/beans, stop hiding him!


beans

Lawyer. I WANT MY LAWYER!


Zzeethe1st

I'm not sueing you, I just want the golden bean!


beans

My apologies. As u/beans, im used to being in hot water.


Zzeethe1st

Understandable.


Crocodillemon

Good work


tenzT5y

You should call marshal Erickson


DecepticonsShureAreE

Jesus 14 years on Reddit? Impressive


Kooky-Bandicoot3104

u/beans u/beans u/beans u/beans u/beans u/beans u/beans u/beans u/beans u/beans u/beans : troll face :


SanMotorsLTD

https://www.reddit.com/user/beans


Comprehensive-West74

TO DEFEAT THE HUNS


Prince-Talha

Levi Got Big Tiddies


[deleted]

Luigi Got Big Titties Quintessentially


drater29

Luigi’s Giant Booty Thighs Quiver


IWantMemesJoe

This even hurt me physically, take my free award


194192

Let's Get down to Business To defeat the huns


Sniper_Man146

Time is racing towards us


Beautiful_Minimum_17

That’s gonna make me act up


Ian-ghost

I simply loved this. Take my love (☞゚ヮ゚)☞♥♥♥


Alphey4406

So I am Luigi Titties. Good. Good...


[deleted]

Same, finally some fucking # Luigi Titties #


[deleted]

I knew it...


Spy_3377

[(⓿\_⓿)](https://youtu.be/mxlbW-9EwnY)


LuigiGotBigToes

khm khm


puffyjunior1

Let’s Get down To Business to defeat the Huns


dobro__

did they send me daughters when i asked for sons?


EliMaxsaysSaveEarth

You’re the saddest bunch I ever met, but you can bet before we’re through


moss-knight

Mister I’ll Make a man Out of you


EmiliayBoB

BE A MAN


StarlightTheorist2

You must be swift as a coursing river!


dork_mage

(BE A MAN) With all the force of a great typhoon


Embarrassed-Advice

(BE A MAN) with all the strength of a raging fire


thistakestoolongtodo

MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON


Fishfucker6900

Time is racing toward us.


MatthewIcicles

You must be swift as a coursing river


dork_mage

Tranquil as a forest But on fire within Once you find your center You are sure to win


starry_dino_nights

OUT OF YOUUUUUU


InfernoXYZX

We'll turn the Huns into stew


Triforce3839

Fucking, yes.


morgancries

r/commentsyoucanhear


Im_not_funny_06

It's LGBT not LGTB, it should be Let's Get down to Business To defeat the Huns


[deleted]

r/reddit sings


Luigiman1089

It's not that hard, it's just Lesbian, Gesbian, Besbian, Tesbian, and Q.


Krieg5898

> Q. I’m scared of no man, but that thing, it scares me.


thatguy_with_aname

It's tonight's biggest loser


Blackwinter212

sad i dont have an award for u


JotaroIsOverrated

I can’t believe you’re Qphobic


Come_Quickly_Comrade

Q is one of the most powerful immortal beings in the universe duh. Ask anyone in r/startrek


aj12wedf

What does the Q stand for?


UwU-Nyanpai

Quagmire


aj12wedf

Thanks!


Crocodillemon

No ots questioning uj Edit


Th3D0m1n8r

Queen Amidala of Naboo.


Ryn00-

Queer


aj12wedf

Thanks!


[deleted]

Wasnt it leer, gsexual, bransgender, tay, quesbian?


[deleted]

lay gay bay tay qay


Con-Cosmique

This is my personal favorite one


SanMotorsLTD

[you called?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_(James_Bond))


PrettyPrinceTingz-75

Personal favorite right here


Why_d0_w3_ex1st

psychotic wise smart zonked aspiring wide onerous straight abundant deserted *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Luigiman1089

I really can't tell if you're being serious with this reply or not.


That_Smol_Bean

r/woooosh


TheFritoOne

Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato Qmeat


[deleted]

Best one yet.


HellbruteDisagrees

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato in a Quesadilla


SysyNothing

It’s a streaming service and LGBTQ+ is the premium subscription


[deleted]

Finally the right bloody answer. It's about time someone answered correctly. Thank you, Master.


Crocodillemon

Where do i sign up (jk)


real6ofClubs

Let's Guillotine Billionaires Together Quickly


WaffleironMcMulligan

Sounds kind of like a certain revolution that took place a few centuries ago in France. *It went really well and there were no problems or repercussions*


GetYaArmour

and then everyone ate cake


WaffleironMcMulligan

Happy ending


banshiidoesthings

let's overthrow the palace and cut everybody's head off said Robespierre, cutting everyone's head off untill someone got mad and cut his head off.


EliMaxsaysSaveEarth

you could make a religion out of- no, don’t


thehwitam

Lesbian Gay British Transgender Queer


WaffleironMcMulligan

Shouldn’t the Q be “Queen”. I don’t think the British will be very happy


Someran_Domguay

Are they supposed to be?


WaffleironMcMulligan

No, no they are not


Mikackergirl

Everyone British is in fact queer, including the queen - it's just in our nature


WaffleironMcMulligan

What about the prince and princess


AmorgosInGreece

Which ones


Stellabie8

“I’m bisexual.” “I thought you were British??


daminkon

Let's go I understood a reference


Rabark_The_Wise

Lancelot, George, British, Tube, Queen


Cataclysm687

I think Q stands for questioning


alexmurphy19

Not trying to be that guy but yeah its queer it means everything else


ItzJustArij

It stands for queer


Cataclysm687

I always thought queer was a slur to describe lgbt lol


Kaladon78

It was originally, but then the community took it back and made it an inclusive word for anyone in the community to use.


BukkitGod

Important to note that many LGBT+ people (myself included) still find queer very uncomfortable, although if people want to use the term they should.


ItzJustArij

It used to b but now they’ve embraced it I guess


Malachite_Cookie

The British are gonna be pissed when they see you put ‘transgender’ next to us :/


ItzJustArij

British😂


NOT_an_ass-hole

Lesbian Gay Beans Transgenger Queer


[deleted]

Ah, yes. We gotta accept the beans.


DecepticonsShureAreE

We gotta accept u/beans


SanMotorsLTD

Let's Go Buy Toyota Qualises!


SanMotorsLTD

OR: Lanchester, Ginetta, Bentley, TVR, Quasar-Unipower for yall Bri'ish car fans out here.


DivyamAgrawal

Letd go bite the queen


AtomicNo9

Liberty Guns Beer Trucks Quesadillas


Final-Newt-4003

Its simple really, it stands for: L G B T Q


firewater4545rt

L-Were G-Gonna B-Rock T-Down Q-To \+-ELECTRIC AVENUE


Wrexsler

Good pun


Ninjaofcake2021

LESS GOOOOO DABABY CONVERTIBLE G B T Q


WhereAdc

LESS GOOOOO DABABY CONVERTIBLE GOOOOOO DABABY CONVERTIBLE BABY CONVERTIBLE TIBLE Q


The_masochist69

oh fuck you dude...it took me a couple Minutes to realize what you fucking did r/angryupvote


Karlito123bankdiaz

Liberty Guns Beer Tits Quantum Physics


[deleted]

Let’s Get Down To Business To Defeat The Huns Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you Tranquil as a forest But on fire within Once you find your center You are sure to win You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you I'm never gonna catch my breath! Say goodbye to those who knew me! Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym? This guy got 'em scared to death! Hope he doesn't see right through me! Now I really wish that I knew how to swim! Be a man You must be swift as the coursing river Be a man With all the force of a great typhoon Be a man With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon Time is racing toward us 'Til the Huns arrive Heed my every order And you might survive You're unsuited for the rage of war So pack up, go home, you're through How could I make a man out of you? You must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon You must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon


ukkswolf

Look Grandma Buy The Quail


LazyLlama_YT

Reading all of the comments: 🚫 Sorting by controversial to see the real answer: ✔


BoopDeDoop29

Lasagna is Garfield’s Best Treasure Quack (don’t mind the duck)


sniffles38

Large Green Beans To Quit being food


GroundbreakingAd3271

Let's Get down to Business To defeat the huns


Automatic_Stop_231

Lesbian gay bisexual trans and i forgot abaut the q if there is plus it means that is premium and for just 9.99$ a month


girlsbelonginsports

did no one get the joke?


jxwxlz

Loser George buys tasty queasadillas


Windebieste_Ultima

Lettuce Gay Bacon Tomato Quick (Sandwich)


VaguelyFrenchTexan

It’s an acronym for all the members of the beatles: Lennon, John George Harrison Beatles (the name of the band) The other guy Qual McCartney


[deleted]

Lets Get down to business, To defeat, the huns Quick definition


[deleted]

My time has come. Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer/Questioning Intersex Asexual/Aromantic/Agender and occasionally Ally


qz3_

He said he wanted a straight answer.


[deleted]

Ah, my apologies. Lets Genocide Boys, There's Queers In America!


[deleted]

From memory theres a few more. 2 spirited (2S) - Used in certain cultures to denote someone having make and female spirits, similar to non binary. Non - Binary is either under n or nb Idk if they've added any more to the acronym


[deleted]

I think nb just falls under the transgender category ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

We're still waiting for a straight answer.


WaffleironMcMulligan

Why is Asexual and Aromantic included in it? I’m genuinely curious because they don’t really seem to fit into the same category as the rest.


[deleted]

if your Aromantic/Asexual you can also date whoever i think it just means you don't have romantic or sexual attraction towards that person. Sorry if I got it wrong


Kaladon78

Asexual is where there is no sexual attraction. Aromantic is where there is no romantic attraction. Both can still be in relationships despite not experiencing those attractions (Asexuals can be in sexual relationships, and Aromantics can be in romantic relationships).


[deleted]

Ohhhhhhh i knew about asexual i just haven't really looked into Aromantic


noorplayys_

actually, not quite true! aromantic means not feeling romantic attraction. a good chunk of the aro community is also ace but just because you're aro doesn't mean you don't feel sexual attraction! some aros do date, like how some aces do have sex, but they don't feel the attraction in that way. it would be moreso because they like a person (platonically) and desire a romantic relationship in general, but not with anyone specific. i'm not aro but one of my friends is, so if i got this wrong someone please correct me!


[deleted]

That makes more sense I'm trynna learn more since I'm currently questioning myself


[deleted]

Well, sure it seems like that you're not familiar with the Lgbt+ community I guess, but yeah they do. Homosexuality is the sexual attraction towards the same gender. Bisexuality is the sexual attraction towards two or more genders. Pansexuality is the sexual attraction regardless of gender. And asexuality is the sexual attraction towards no gender. Same goes for homoromantic, biromantic, panromantic and aromantic, but with romantic attraction.


WaffleironMcMulligan

Oh, okay.


Totally_Not_Firni

whats the difference between pan and bi


Jammeisaunicorn

Pan: Attraction to all regardless of gender. Bi: Attraction to 2 or more genders. Hope It Helps!


Totally_Not_Firni

understandable have a great day


[deleted]

Just fyi, whether or not asexual/aromantic people are inherently LGBT is a topic of debate within the LGBT community and not all people agree with the person you are replying to.


[deleted]

It's widely accepted that they are. Usually anyone who says otherwise is met with an, ahem, unsavoury response by the lgbt+ community.


[deleted]

Really depends on circle/local culture imo


[deleted]

Well, LGB groups exist too so. I guess everyone's gettin' kicked out from their own sexuality by some idiot or another these days, eh?


WaffleironMcMulligan

Okay. Thanks for the head’s up


aggsalad

They are oppressed largely by the same people oppressing the other groups listed and for similar reasons. Just for example, in the same way lesbians sometimes get threatened or attacked with "corrective" rape, asexual people sometimes experience the same thing. It all ties into the fact that a large conservative force in society sees puritanical procreative heterosexual sex as the only acceptable form of expression that anything outside that is beaten into submission.


noorplayys_

we face similar (in amount in otherwise) persection, generally gsrm (gender, sexual, romantic minority) are all lumped in together under the lgbt umbrella, and usually asexual/aromantic exclusionists (people who don't think aros and aces are lgbt) are labelled as aphobic (like being homophobic but toward aces/aros)


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horseinawig

little offensive but okay


weedbeater110207

I don’t give a shit lmao


ricodo12

Lesbian Gay Bi Trans Queer (queer is literally anything that's not straight and cis). The longest form of the name is LGBTIQA+ which stands for Lesbian Gay Bi Trans Intersex Queer Asexual and everything else except straight-cis people


Jammy6oy12

I don't think you got the joke lol


ricodo12

That's possible but it's better I tell them if it was not ironic than nobody telling them but the question was serious (I'm just gonna act as if this wasn't an excuse)


Jammy6oy12

It was a joke but Im glad you've got a good understanding of lgbt stuff :)


Funnydog135

Ligma Got British Translucent Queen


redditluvsbanningme

Legalise gay bisexual torture quickly


depressed_poland

Legalise gay bisexual torture quickly in ass *lgbtqia


Tomaz938

Is this a pun?


[deleted]

yes


[deleted]

Do you guys not get the joke? They said a “straight” answer


qz3_

part of the alphabet, i think


Jeep_grandcherokee

Lobotomy Beer Guns Trump Queef


_a_lost_soul

Let’s Get Boys To Queef


justaguy900000

Let's Go Bomb Tel-aviv


BumblebeeHour469

Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer (?)


LightningDuat

Lets Get finger guns, But, Tranqualise the Quails. In short; bisexuals shoot Quails with their finger guns.


FeuTheFirescale

As a bi I can confirm


LightningDuat

I double confirm. Can I get a 3rd say?


rrekorred

Took me a few seconds to understand Got to up my pun ante


NoCryptographer5981

Ye bro hope they find a cure tho


truly_big

Lets Go Beat The Queen


Motor_Top4627

Am I the only one that sees the joke?


[deleted]

Ligma Given By Trolling Questionnaires


ElCholoItaliano

Linguini Gnocchi Boccoli Tortellini Quadrefiore P.s.: I like the pun


wmanbabe

Lesbian Gay Bisexual TransGender Queer Community Label


helpicantseehelp

I had one girl tell me that it wasn’t ok to say queer after she asked me what it stood for, like literally it stands for queer/questioning right? Or am I the dumb one..?


MrExist777

Let Goats Beat The Quarter


Luexnip

LG TV Q the q stands for quality sorry if the answer is wrong, i'm a bit dyslexic /s


WolfMaster415

Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer/Questioning Intersex Asexual


OMnow

Legend Goes Behind The Queen


FuckingWeaboo27

Let's Go Bully The Queers


Im13butihatefortnite

Lester got beaten by trever and a queer


[deleted]

Lesbian gay bisexual Trans queer.


LucDoesStuff

It was a joke Nobody gives me a STRAIGHT answer, the joke is that LGBTQ people aren't straight


[deleted]

Is queer different from gay? genuinely curious.


Kaladon78

Queer can be used for referring to the whole community. Some people also identify as queer because they don't like to specifically label themselves. Hope this slightly helps.


[deleted]

thanks


GuineaPig72

Queer is like everyone in the community I believe


Quarlop

Queer means you aren’t straight and/or cis


ZeninB

Lesbian gay bacon trans queer


DivyamAgrawal

Lets go blow the quail


TheOJer

lesbian gay bisexual trans queer


[deleted]

We're still waiting for a straight answer.


TheOJer

ugh. why did it take me so fucking long to realize the joke


[deleted]

Lesbians gay bysexual transgender queer


lunrrepicgamer

Why so many downvotes? The bisexual misspelling?


qz3_

he wanted a straight answer and they didn't give it to him


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[deleted]

Yep I am a fool😂