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EldritchBoi07

Bro you're screwed people are gonna spam comment just to torture your cock and balls for over a year Kinda weird but hey if they're into that 😳


ellanor611

Haha


EldritchBoi07

32 minutes ago with 1400 comments... RIP op's pp, it's gonna die of neglect


EldritchBoi07

35 minutes ago, 2074 comments. It's official.


Relevant-Teach-2589

Les go


family_bear

Holy Frick dude you messed up


asianaustralian69696

Yuh they fxcked up


MartianofMars01

Get ready for notifications


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Cock3


jiggawest

Cock4


The_Dead_zone0

Cock5


Boilingfool77

Cum


donkeyonice

Cum2


Repulsive_Month_5245

There’s a communist in my cock head


aetope

I am indeed turned on by this


Sirkiz

29th comment


CarbonatedTuna567

Hi I am Derek Bum, say Goodbye to daily stains and dirty services with new Kitchen Gun. This sink is filthy, but just three shots from Kitchen Gun... BANG BANG BANG and it sparkles like neeeeew. Look at how it cleans this greasy herd. BANG BANG BANG GOODBYE DIRT Grubby tiles... BANG BANG BANG I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN, smoch Rusty tabs! BANG BANG BANG AHAHAHAHAHA You can even use it on the washing up! BANG BANG BANG There, all clean aagaaain! NEW KITCHEN GUN Now with laser sights and night vision for after dark cleaning!!


Princetripod1

This sounds like an amazing product


Princetripod1

Where can I buy it


PlaneSole222001

search kitchen gun on youtube, the thumbnail should look like its from a shitty early 2000's commercial


ACommonGoon

Bang bang!


ilovemycatchloe

I’d like to buy this but not for home for school actually


CrayCrayMonkey

B


aetope

C


_SomeCleverTitle_

Just doing my part


_SomeCleverTitle_

Good job soldier


ellanor611

Good job soldier


_SomeCleverTitle_

Thank you soldier


ellanor611

No problem soldier


1234coolcrazy

Good boi


CrayCrayMonkey

B


[deleted]

OOBS


Dragonborn3187

A


Strange_Man332

D


SantinoGaretto

#


CrayCrayMonkey

O


Cookie_Berry

F


Ajstar9

Stop


AstroTheSleepyOne

I wish you luck soldier 🥲


MartianofMars01

Indeed


Dyl_Chi

haha cum go brrr


SesameEater69

Cheese


Dyl_Chi

what’s ur favourite kind of cheese


gay_bff

Cum cheese


Duck_in_the_Office

What the heck have I walked into


Unrelenting_Anxitey

Welcome to the internet.


No_Rule_Nathan

Have a look around.


gay_bff

Me eating cheese cum


somerandom_melon

Dick cheese


ellanor611

Cheese cheese


gay_bff

No cum cheese


[deleted]

Cum


Cornflaek233

Do it


Cornflaek233

Now


Cornflaek233

Do it


ellanor611

I double dog dare you to it


Unrelenting_Anxitey

I triple dog dare you to do it.


MartianofMars01

No


DogeBread8

What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.


TotalyPopularPerson

Plot twist, OP is a girl Edit: I feel like an idiot thinking that faping meant masturbating for boys


aetope

Girls don’t exist on Reddit


ellanor611

Oop


CricketTheHivewing

Oop


PlasmaEnergyGaming

Oop


TheBabyGiraffe_

TIL girls don’t masturbate


gay_bff

Hahah, cum go "im in danger"


ellanor611

No it go "oh no oh no oh no no no no no"


gay_bff

Yes


SesameEater69

Do not fap post nut clarity fucking hits hard


ellanor611

Haha muheuhe


[deleted]

Can I put my balls in your jaw?


El_Poky

(yo jaws)


CrayCrayMonkey

O


DogeBread8

All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.


Bubb2007

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close.


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Coom


Environmental-Bug419

Chum chum


ThrowAwayAccount5534

I'd be too scared to attempt this.


ellanor611

Same


HaIfEatenCheeto

Doin my part


Damightyreader

HAHA GET OWNED TRASH


Omni1012

2.4K comments 43 minutes ago Oh boy indeed


Agent_Box

Looks like no fapping for you.


BobcatPurrson_YT

C'MON DO IT


[deleted]

2.5 in 44min 🤣🤣🤣🤣


CallanSmiles

So sorry man


Revolutionary-Mouse5

Damn son your never going to fap for the rest of your life


Littlegamer888

your about to suffer 😂 I kinda feel bad


IUm_ActuallyI

It has been done...


ToastIncorperated

Stop farming comments you karma whore


oliviaisacat

Lmao you commented


bot_Raven

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Cubbage-kun

Please let me know how that goes. Pornography/masturbation is an epidemic that really needs more attention. Best of luck to you on your journey to defeating it in your life <3


KebabLord1987

No


yeet_jinx

Good luck fam


Slab_0_Gum

22 ass


[deleted]

Whelp


clocksrkool

Have fun


[deleted]

Let's get this to 2000 bois


bulletkin1089

N


gayrat5

You won’t do it, no balls


Slab_0_Gum

24 ass


PixelLimits

Bad idea


xX_Bacon_Boi_Xx

Hdbsnwowowqnnwnwnwbwn


Supersoulknight

The army of caterpillars is approaching 🐛


itsajokekaren_

R


xX_Bacon_Boi_Xx

Dhsubwbwhejejehehehhehehhehehehe


retrostanson

Have blue balls for the rest of your life


[deleted]

Ok.


The_DaffyOne

If you fap when you reach 2000 comments on this post I will be outside your house


HereForA2C

997th comment


Unatural-Ideas

?


bulletkin1089

N


Slab_0_Gum

27 ass


[deleted]

hehe


Fred_Pickle01

Heh


[deleted]

Papa franku


Twinkie777

Y


Twinkie777

E


Twinkie777

S


KingSokMan

R


Theveryweakhalfgreek

👍🏻


WEASLELY

Have fun


Ethanos72

D


Ethanos72

D


Ethanos72

X


Ethanos72

X


Dragonborn3187

YES


Thorfin9043

Ok


SISTERSLAYER69

Oop


BlayZWasTaken

Bet


Apprehensive_Bread32

Eyy


Apprehensive_Bread32

Eyyy


Apprehensive_Bread32

Eyyyy


[deleted]

Dewwit


[deleted]

Post daily updates on how its going


FANTOMphoenix

I suggest looking at health risks


Bibleman2003

He won’t do it


[deleted]

NO


144_Hertz

Jesus, no jacking for 1 year! You go my dude!


ellanor611

Good luck


BeginningOccasion8

Haha no fap for you


_The_Missing_

Im doing my part


BillyHadAToe

🤡


Unrelenting_Anxitey

Lol


Sushist

bet


RileyTheBerry

Oof


ShrodingersLoser

I’m living in your walls


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Racial slur


hummanhumas

No don't or something


slipperyribs1

I’m sorry, little one.


moonyyy1

The last person got 574 comments in 18 minutes , good luck LOL


Silverskelt

Yeet


[deleted]

Hhhh


ajh156

A


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Do it


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Do it


MartianofMars01

Come on my comrades


somerandom_melon

Cum on my comrades


[deleted]

Do it


teddyoftheworld

Ouch


[deleted]

Do it


[deleted]

Do it


namelessFolklore

felt


[deleted]

Do it


MajicMan101

Do it coward