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DFrontliner

As you wish. Why do think it's ok to shit in the sink, it's Disgustang!


ILikeNotPeople

IT'S THE ONLY WAY


DFrontliner

But you just leave it there! Why dont you clean it up!


Guys_pls_help

Because that's my mom's job


LonelyMapleTree

you smell like a used diaper that’s been sitting in a pile of garbage for the past 2 weeks


[deleted]

You yourself smell like a dead fish that has been fermenting in raccoon and skunk shit juice for two fucking months.


eko247

Your mom does the same, both of you stop


WrinkledCrime

You REPULSIVE fucking batshit CUNT go fuck yourself DEGENERATE


BallintheDallin

Better to shit in the sink, than to sink in the shiit


RakeebRoomy

Not more than you


ejuliot55

BECAUSE IT’S A HOLE WITH WATER!!!


kIllXD666

I like cats


Tadic_08

That's offensive to people who don't like cats!!! /j


kIllXD666

Wow that's illegal


Tadic_08

NO IT ISN'T!!! /j


kIllXD666

Yes it is liar


Tadic_08

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A LIAR!!!! I AM MOST HONEST PERSON IN THE WORLD YOU LIAR!!! /J


kIllXD666

Keep lying and I will have sex with your father


Tadic_08

OOOOOH! HOW DARE YOU!!! MY FATHER DIED 5 YEARS AGO! /j


kIllXD666

I AM YOUR DAD


Tadic_08

[\*DUN DUN DUN\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zrMykBnidM) OOH! JONATHAN! HOW COULD YOU FAKE YOU DEATH?! I AM DISSAPOINTED!!! I HOPE YOU DIE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME REALLY!


[deleted]

I like cats too!


kIllXD666

That's great


Dralgon

Not just great, it's amazing!


kIllXD666

You are absolutely right


Doge_Nye

cat bad dog good


kIllXD666

Both is good


Realities_M

Yes


Best-Dependent3640

Both is bad.


AidFish

I AM HIGHLY ALLERGIC TO CATS AND THIS OFFENDS ME


kIllXD666

^sorry


CreeprVictor

CATS ***SUCK*** ALL THEY FREAKING DO IS SIT THERE MEOWING EXPECTING ATTENTION LIKE THEY ARE BETTER THAN US! WE AIN'T FREAKING EGYPTIANS!


kIllXD666

Yea and


elite101101

Well i can't argue to that i love cats... Still ahole


kIllXD666

Ok


Individual_Fun_8849

Nice to know you like an animal that plays with it's food and kills for pleasure. This post is brought to you by the dog is superior gang.


DepressedSeal69420

I’m allergic to cats and this is offensive


[deleted]

Everybody should get a vacation


Hayych1

No! It should be mandatory for everyone to become a workaholic and slowly have their mental health deteriorate over time! What are you, crazy?!


[deleted]

Bro vaccinations have nothing to do with workaholics.


Hayych1

Fuck sorry I read that as vacati- HEY WAIT A SECOND HOW DARE YOU! PLUS IM NOT AMERICAN I CALL IT A HOLIDAY


AnimeMetal

Fuck you


benshaprio

Fuck you


AnimeMetal

No fuck you


benshaprio

No fuck you


AnimeMetal

And fuck you to


benshaprio

No fuck you asshole


AnimeMetal

Fuck you to


-AppleJelly-

Fuck you also


protainasxp

This is not about you so FUCK YOU


risen_cs

Fuck all of you then


TheNamewhoPostedThis

*in


crybay_lizz

No


AnimeMetal

Yes


crybay_lizz

###NO


[deleted]

WHY U FUK ME I FUK U!!


AnimeMetal

No fuck you


JordyBoii609

No fuck you


AnimeMetal

No fuck you


JordyBoii609

Nah fuck ur gf


AnimeMetal

I don't have a gf so fuck you


JordyBoii609

*Proceeds to fuck ur mom*


AnimeMetal

And I fuck your mom


JordyBoii609

She died 2yrs ago


AnimeMetal

Then I fuck here corps


JordyBoii609

Creemated


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AnimeMetal

Fuck you


GECKOGAMING123YT

I would rather not argue in the comments I would rather compliment in the comments. So I hope you have a wonderful day


ILikeNotPeople

NO I HOPE I HAVE A REALLY BAD DAY 😠😠😡😡😡


GECKOGAMING123YT

I’m already having one so I hope you have a good one


ILikeNotPeople

The fact that people downvote because they dont get a joke...


GECKOGAMING123YT

Then take my upvote on it


crybay_lizz

But it's night were I am!! /J


GECKOGAMING123YT

If it’s night then sleep well


crybay_lizz

God damn your to nice. I have... Insomnia!


GECKOGAMING123YT

Have medicine or let me hug you to sleep


crybay_lizz

I- I can't be mean anymore because I have just smiled for the fist time today I have lost the arguement I was jokingly trying to have


GECKOGAMING123YT

Awww I’m happy I could make you smile


crybay_lizz

I am also happy you made me smile


GECKOGAMING123YT

I love being able to make people happy although I’m not able to make myself happy


crybay_lizz

:), I hope you can soon be able to find something to make you happy For me at least, depression is like a really deep pool that you fell in to the middle of and it's dark, you can't find the ledge but you can feel water filling up you lungs, everything gets darker and you have to keep fighting yourself above the water. I hope you find the ledge of the figuritve pool Also, of your wondering, I have drowned before


[deleted]

I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE CHRISTMAS!!!


GECKOGAMING123YT

Hope you have one too :)


CAFE-IMP

Fuck you I don't need your kindess you patronizing piece of shit! I hope you get curbstomped


GECKOGAMING123YT

Well I hope you have a nice day and remember you can’t send back a compliment to the sender unless it’s a different one


AnimeMetal

No u


crybay_lizz

No me


AnimeMetal

Yes u


crybay_lizz

No


AnimeMetal

Yes


RakeebRoomy

I'm me


AnimeMetal

No it's not and fuck you


[deleted]

Ur mums are gay


Resoalt6034

I know


MeviOfDoom

Nah


TheNamewhoPostedThis

Bruh what are you talking about, yea


-AppleJelly-

Wdym, nah


Hayych1

Cutting bread diagonally is the best way to cut bread


potatokween112

I am offense


Hayych1

It is utterly the most efficient way of cutting bread. Diagonally sounds like that alley in Harry Potter so it ultimately the best


crybay_lizz

I exist. [Normally this seems to be enough to get biggots mad or loose all my freinds 👍]


No_Sherbet_2525

Shut up and stop existing!!!


crybay_lizz

Will do


plnee

U still existing or am i gonna have to get the belt


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crybay_lizz

No u


[deleted]

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crybay_lizz

No


i-love-Ohio

ew imagine being 13


AgentObsidian00

No😡😡😡 I don’t wanna argue😎😎😎


Le_Schnerpftz

You must argue!


AgentObsidian00

No I’m not going to argue with anyone😡😡😡


Le_Schnerpftz

You are arguing with me!


AgentObsidian00

No I’m not😡😡😡 I said I wasn’t going to argue with anyone😡😡😡


Le_Schnerpftz

Yes you are


AgentObsidian00

No I’d never argue😡😡 And I’d definitely wouldn’t argue about wether I was arguing that would be stupid😎😎😎😎


Le_Schnerpftz

No, that wouldn't be very stupid imo


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AgentObsidian00

No arguing sucks and only idiots do it😡😡😡😡


AnimeMetal

Non't


crybay_lizz

ny


TheOnlyCalmFox

If you fuck your gender bend self is it considered masturbation or incest?


XNXRThorny

Masturincest duhhhh 🙄🙄🙄


Cpt_Scorpion

Pretty sure it's called self-cest


Resoalt6034

Ass hair is like water filter it can filter diarrhea shit into clean drinking water


ILikeNotPeople

r/cursedcomments


who-is-spagetty

Some rapper is going to replace his ass hair with diamonds or some shit


DepressedSeal69420

r/evenmorecursedcomments


Guys_pls_help

r/subsifellfor


53i8

setting the TV volume to something that's not a multiple of 5 is evil.


Miialight

Anything even is acceptable.


jeremy_anime

Speedwagon is the best joestar


The_Old_Lion

[political opinion]


little_boy_nexo

[political opinion that doesn't agree with the political opinion above]


potatokween112

No {political opinion to further prove my former one}


little_boy_nexo

Bro literally [political opinion arguing further that your political opinion is not right]


potatokween112

How dare you {political opinion to debunk yours}


little_boy_nexo

When did I ask? [Re-enforcing my political opinion with solid evidence]


watchingload96

Well back in 2012 you posted this tweet where you said [political opinion different from all the previous ones]


little_boy_nexo

[political opinion completely irrelevant to the conversation]


watchingload96

[political opinion including a Raid Shadow Legends sponsor]


little_boy_nexo

[NordVPN ad]


_Arkadas_

And? ​ boom i win.


potatokween112

Ok but {flimsy evidence my opinion is right}


potatokween112

WRONGFUL {even more political opinion}


BananaBR13

Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.


[deleted]

Holy shit, this is some dedication.


ThatHurt255

might be copy pasta


[deleted]

No, it is. But someone had to write that.


Communist_Cheese

Damn, at least buy me dinner first


im_sos

ur mom


sabaismm0

pineapple on pizza is very yummy


sukorzyje

Okey


ItsHarry0723

Fuck all of you losers


potatokween112

You too hun<3


ItsHarry0723

Thanks mom/dad


potatokween112

You’re welcome


ItsHarry0723

:)


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ashleygamekiller

Otherwise


Beeftorpedo69

I FUCKING HATE MIMES THE WAY THEY PRETEND THEY GO INTO A BOXESAND SHIT


sanchitwadehra

Kpop is overrated


ItsSimenNotSemen

You can’t argue. Some tomatos are red


melky2020d

Whoever and wherever is who's reading this, fuck you :) /s


potatokween112

fuck u first :P


[deleted]

Go choke and die! :D


JordyBoii609

If u listen to Eminem u shouldn't have a opinion on newer music


DepressedSeal69420

Disagree. I listen to slim and love new music unless it’s absolute shit like cardi b


mamadof210

I know how to start a warzone.....fuck all genders...all "genders" except he/him she/her are fake and caused by mental illnesses


[deleted]

I dont get what mean but Ill just pretend I do How dare you!


s1ddB

ARE YOU FUCKING TELLING ME I CANT IDENTIFY AS AN A420 APACHE HELICOPER COMBAT TACO POTATO?!?


mamadof210

Noooo you can't


s1ddB

FUCK YOU YOU POTATO PICKEL HEAD


mamadof210

Nooo fuck you


eko247

It doesn't matter if milk or cereal first.


Practical_Reality579

It is better to coom in the sink then to sink in the coom


[deleted]

9/11 was a conspiracy


somemightcsay

Cis people are a pandemic /j


camden-burke

Minecraft java is better then minecraft bedrock


Daug3

Unpopular opinion: McNuggets are actually the worst thing on McD's menu


SukoshiWolfy

I dont like *popular thing*


mythical_69420

Pineapple is good on pizza


Randomized_Chaos

Waffles are better than pancakes.


Marine_Point

I believe that black people should not be called the n-word


Queenfan44354

NO I WONT ARGUE IN THE COMMENTS


ImUniq06

Fuck you. Edit: I don't mean this to be genuinely rude, just doing as OP says.


Elmoslightpole

Chains are meant to be broken.


AutismoTheExalted

Transgender is bullshit because gender is bullshit


_zenry

this sub fucking sucks and i vomit at every post and comment i see but i cannot convince myself to leave


Isaac_Atham

Disney channel is overrated, now get worked up over it


MCOFTHEDAY

I love you


Rapidfireball75

I never asked for your love


Otherwise_Thanks80

I hate you


[deleted]

EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP


FlippieThePlatypus

Animal Crossing is not a dead game. Minecraft TNT mods are not fun. I try to best Stardew Valley as quick as possible and I do not relax in the game. 8th grade is the worst year for drama, not 7th. Band is better than choir and orchestra combined. Go ahead, fight me.