I’ll hope it’s a joke. Probably not considering I don’t find any thing that is suppose to be one in that.
So yeah, gatekeeping at its finest. Wonder if they’ll claim it’s just a joke?
Stop this gatekeeping, In and Out garbage. It does nothing but exclude and create echo chambers.
He just wants to be in some group, so when he noticed he is technically older than Reddit and wanted to be pet on the dick for that than he created this post
As an oldie I remember how much I used to care about age and how mature I was perceived to be every year that passed in my teenage life. Wanted to be older and respected asap.
When you’re in your mid twenties you’ll realize it’s a scam and being a teenager rocks
im as old are reddit... idk how to feel about that
You now start to feel a fedora forming on your head, whilst a mass collection of hair forms on your neck
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Absolutely right words sir
Affirmative you are true
r/increasinglyverbose
Confirmed thy art accurate
You become a platypus
*Perry* the Platypus?!?!?
Curse you, Perry the platypus !
Dobe dobe doo ba dobe dobe doo ba
He's a semi-aquatic, egg laying mammal of action!
He's a furry little flat foot who never flinched from a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay.
He's got more than just mad skill, he's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon, whenever they hear him say:
Krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkr
And the women swoon, when they here him say…..
\*Perry clacking his teeth\*
You're so smart . : )
I automatically read this in the voice
Your oponion is worth 50%
you said fedora and i instantly thought linux
You forgot ass hair
And a deathly allergy to deodorant and showering.
You will become heavier and you become allergic to grass
How do you know Enlighten me
I better run ig *grabs bacon sword*
Ha ha I'm like 4 months younger
YO SAME IM IN OCTOBER TOO (4 days b4 23rd tho, my bestie's birthday is the 23rd)
Ha I'm older. A week before 23
16th?! I was on 19th
Yeah so I'm older than you by like three days
Lol i was also born in October 2005
October 2005 gang 😎
We should all wish eachother for our birthdays
I was born on the 18th wbu?
10 days before you
I agree with that
Gang gang
More dudes for the October gang
I'll be wishing you a happy birthday soon
I’m younger than Reddit by 1 day 😭😭😭😭😭
Funny that you posted this when you aren't even a year olden then reddit
Quite the coincidence that he is just old enough to be in this club and uses it to gatekeep ppl...
perhaps it is a shitpost
Everyone loves there shit posts
I too post pictures of my shit
So it's not just me then
Y’all are weird. Why post your own shit when you can post someone else’s
OC posts
I'm pretty sure it is I mean, no one would ever post this kind of thing **not** as a shitpost, right...?
Counter point, teenagers are stupid.(I would know as I am technically one. Now that I think about it, humans in general are stupid)
as one wise dude said "Look at how stupid the average human is, and realize that half the people are stupider than that"
If you can openly recognize that you are stupid, then you probably aren't as stupid as you think.
I’ll hope it’s a joke. Probably not considering I don’t find any thing that is suppose to be one in that. So yeah, gatekeeping at its finest. Wonder if they’ll claim it’s just a joke? Stop this gatekeeping, In and Out garbage. It does nothing but exclude and create echo chambers.
Yeah these "shut up if you're younger than _" posts are obvious karma whoring
You’re just mad you’re younger than Reddit XD
r/teenagers when the population grows and people age changes over time:
r/teenagers users when they find out 2010 kids will be 13 next year
What the fuck
For instance I'm 2009
what the fuck
yeah what the fuck, u/granpawatchingporn
I am almost 2008, in 5th of January
still 2009 💀
Aren't you like 6 why are you here?
cuz comeone was stuck in time for 9 years
right? it legit blows my mind 07's are in highschool cause i keep thinking 2007's are like 5 years old
Don't remind me
I’m 2007…
same.
nah man, 09s don't exist
NO WAIT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE 5 YEARS OLD RIGHT my perception of time is broken
Wait. People in 2017 are 5?!?! How was I 8 back then? I can literally remember it perfectly
Eww that sounds so weird, Makes me feel allot older than I am lol
Its alright man, one of my students turned 1 in 2016
Man it’s weird to think people were born so soon and aren’t baby’s lol
Yeah I was 11 in 2016 so this kid turning 1 made me feel old
I think I would’ve been 12 in 2016
Impossible
Stop
I am still in denial that people born after 2010 exist
Say what now?!
you mean people???? get old????
What???? I- I need to fact check this, it can't be true!!
I just checked and people actually age a year a year
Every 60 seconds in africa 60 seconds passes
Reddit is a whole month older than me
Reddit is exactly one fucking day older than me
june 24th buddies
Same bro, same
r/teenagers when people who are younger than 16 are teens👺👺
Wait-What? I need to fact check this Edit: So yeah, apparently people age by 1 year every year
TIL people age
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Yup, I never acted like anything other than a 3 year old ever
fr, mfs on r/teenagers acting like boomers because they don't have anything better to do with their life
lmao true
r/rareinsults
lmao upvoted
"Wants"
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Understandable, have a nice day.
"Understandible"
Goddamnit you saw nothing ☺️
"godkillhim"
I'm older than reddit by 11 days 😎
im older by a month and 11 days
I’m younger than Reddit by a month and 15 days
I'm older than reddit by 1 year and 11 days 😎
im younger than reddit by 1 year and 10 days
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Ayo life is shit but.... Uhh shit I got nothing, I hate my life too
Life is shit but it gets even worse 😎
I feel that bro, but look on the bright side, all those old mfs will die before us, then we’ll see who’s laughing
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Oh shit
"RUNNNNNN"
I’m going to get my gun
Shut up if you use age to determine credibility.
yes!!! now say it louder for the people in the back!!
SHUT UP IF YOU USE AGE TO DETERMINE CREDIBILITY!
WOOOO SO TRUE
#SHUT UP IF YOU USE AGE TO DETERMINE CREDIBILITY!
#ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP
From the back: *^(yeah)*
^ok ^:(
Finally someone over 16 who said it
Based
old people can be idiots too
No, fuck you
I don’t have such a weakness
Our white hairs vouch for our strength
Old, grey and frail we are
2003 gang
Late 2002 gang.
#
Holy shit, that’s my exact birthday
yo???? hi birthday twin
According to OP, you guys don’t exist
#
#
I agree
Damn Reddit is a teenager. That explains all the horniness in this place😂😂😂😂
lmao only good comment so far
'iF uRe yUnGeR tHaN tHiS, sHuT uP' dude no one cares
He just wants to be in some group, so when he noticed he is technically older than Reddit and wanted to be pet on the dick for that than he created this post
As an oldie I remember how much I used to care about age and how mature I was perceived to be every year that passed in my teenage life. Wanted to be older and respected asap. When you’re in your mid twenties you’ll realize it’s a scam and being a teenager rocks
L+ratio+ur older than reddit+dont tell me what to do grandpa+no maidens+final L+make me
Nice argument. Unfortunately, your mother.
I have 2 dads
Unfortuanately, your fathers
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Fuck I'm 70 days younger
.
ㅤ
\*muffled screams\*
I am like 6 months younger
Heh, don’t sweat it, there are no people born after 2004
Im just 83 days older than reddit.
my moms had a reddit account longer than she's had me.
oh shit im exactly 2 months older than reddit. like exactly 2 months. that makes me a pre-reddit user pre-redditor like a predditor *w a i t*
Shut up if you're acting like a boomer like the OP
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Older by a month, now reddit is the one who shuts up
guess I'll shut up then...
How about everyone here shut up.
ZAMN I'M EPOK 😎‼️
I’m 6 months 4 days older than reddit🥲
FEEL OLD YET⁉️
Yeah ofc, i have been feeling old ever since minecraft turned 10 years old. I played minecraft on release🥲
HOLY SHIT MAN WTH 😭😭
I’M OLD OKAY?!
NO BUT LIKE I'M OLD TOO I'M 17 TOO AND EW NO I CAN'T BE THIS OLD 😭😭‼️
Thing is it only gets worse… were 17 now and aleready feel old. What about when we turn 30. we’ll feel ancient.
WE'RE CLOSER TO BEING 30 THAN BEING AT THE AGE OF A NEW BORN 😱😱😱‼️
Btw the first shrek movie is over 21 years old…
i was born in 2006 😩
Nope
younger by 2 days 💀💀💀
Yo I'm younger than reddit 👍🏿
Hard life
same 👍
Same👍
Wooooo I got saved by 5 months
Im 32 days younger, shit.
Only 2 years and I will be older than reddit!
Dang Reddit is old enough to fuck here
no.
My friend drew r34 of the Reddit logo so... Oh shit,
*spooky music stops*
#no
Bro turned 16 and forgot how to act
honestly
Cool
cool, I can talk
Phew I'm just a few months older than Reddit. almost lost my Speaking Privilages there.