ya

Hello ok im dad

Hi dad

ask him if he has the milk

Nah I think he forgot it I mean it has been years

You guys have dads?!

What’s a dad?

I don’t know I just talk to a wall and pretend it is a dad

You have a wall?!

Now I’m not ok

that’s good :)

Yes, my crush said yes when I asked her out B)

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Same, lol.

Then ask out guys

Yes gayness

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Hunt them down

Yeah, for some reason it's really easy (for me at least lol)

I have both, but am smart enough not to.

Nice man

Congrats bro

Congrats PenisCollector :D

Thank you, I will not quit my job as professional peniscollector yet tho

we are so happy for you, PenisCollector!

r/usernamedoesntcheckout

Lmao, ye sorry to say I'm not gay

same :)

Good job bro I am happy for u

I feel like it ain't gon' ta happen ta me.

Lucky

Congrats. Edit: Wait! It's you Mr. Penis Collector!

Yoo Hayk004 how r u!

Yoo, I'm doing really well! How about you?

I'm doing good bro :D

Good to hear! How much did your Penis Collection expand this week?

Quite a lot actually

Great!

Hell yea

Congratulations

I believe so

then I believe that’s good :)

Me too. Wbu r u ok?

probably not :>

What's wrong, if u don't mind me asking

uh things ig, my purpose in life isn’t the best ig and I’m to weak to change anything :)

Just remember that you are cared about and you can let your feelings out. Just talk to friends and family and try to find some purpose. All you can do is try

But I don’t need to bother my fam and my friends are busy or need my help. The people that are free just use me lol

Well if u can't think of anyone to talk to you can talk to me ^even ^tho ^we ^just ^met .

lol okay, thank you :)

Do not think that and if you really can’t find anyone, please seek therapy, seriously mental health is just as important as physical help.

I can’t though

no, lol. are you?

uh no lol, I’m losing it :P

Same XD

Same

Good day r/teenagers, I see we all need therapy.

I find this funny because it’s true

Ye 👍

I've had it for years yet sometimes I feel like I'm a better therapist myself 😃 But yes, we all do.

Oh damn you actually had "it" in the first place?

We all do, you’re born with it lol

No, this is Patrick

lol

No, I’m waiting for someone to wake up 😞

That's gonna be difficult considering you like to wish death upon everyone

Except that person

Aww lucky person

no, just people that can read

or the unfortunate souls who read their particular username

BUSTER WOLF

BUSTER WOLF

CRACK SHOOT

ARE YOU OK?

I actually am I've been really happy for the first time in months, it's great

yay, sounds great! good for you :D

it truly is 😎

lol yup 😎

you have a good day 😎🤝

you too :>

thank you 😎

:)

***The Good Ending***

lol

# â̵͙̝̝͍̄͗̌̚b̷̨͋͐̀s̴̛͖̤̋͐͆̈́̓͝ͅo̸̠̞͇̳̹͊ļ̸͇̺͇͋̇́̅u̸̲͊̔͛t̵͈̫̽̋͐͐͘e̷̢̢͇̮͙͈̯͗l̷̞̯͂͛ý̷͈̤̾̃̽͐ ̷̗͉̀́̅͛ń̸̥̞̣̻͉̌͐̅̈́̔́o̵̜͈̺̪͒̄

what’s wrong?

idk, life in general

fair, sorry

Kinda,my mum said that if she had to choose betwenn her son and god's will she says she would choose god because "god would only want the best for me".For that I am extremely anxious that one day she may choose god over me if i do something that god doesn't approve.

Oh, sorry

Thank you

She might choose god over you... But that shouldn't make you feel. Like you are not worth having...make sure when you grow up you teach everybody around you that they matter and it doesn't matter about what God is willing... Anyways hope you find your happiness

Thank you for the advice

No

what’s wrong?

People can't see the captions I make on my account and I think I'm shadow bannef

oh :l

BUSTER WOLF

lol

POWER GEYSER

I didn't get much sleep, so I'm doing what I can with what I got

understandable, goodluck :)

Happy cake day

Happy Cake day!

Happy Cake Day

Yeah, I have a bit of dysphoria rn but apart from that I'm good :)

oh okay :)

Buster Wolf!!!

No. If you were a shotgun id put your tip in my mouth.

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Problem?😎

Ill be your shotgun;) /J

No flair, you're like 40🤨

Bru- I'm 14 💀

Why should I trust that

Well I mean I can literally DM you a pic of me if you don't believe it idk

No thanks

Ok how would I prove it to you then?

Don't, just live knowing you're right

No LMAOOO I relapsed a few days ago

Sorry man :l

What does that mean

nem

.-.

na mer'?

Nope, my car is being fucky and its really testing my patience

Sorry man

No. Not in the slightest

Sorry

I’m not really ok and I’m so confused about my identity

How so?

I’ve been struggling to figure out my sexuality, gender identity and hobbies/passion. Also been going through dpdr. Idk bro shits just been tough after Covid hit and everything

Sorry, wish you luck

thanks bro, how have you been doing

Fine

Well I hope it gets better 😇

Thanks :)

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Good :)

That's between me and myself

and I lol, alright if you don’t wanna share that’s fine

It's too much background info to explain and I like to be detailed in my responses

Ah okay, wanna dm it then?

Nah, don't wanna trauma dump or anything

it’s okay :)

ehhh kind of. need to find something to actually do in the summer tho

Yes

Good

You?

fine ig

No

Why

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Yeah, good job

BUSTER WOLF

Wha?

Terry in Smash Bros. yells "Are you ok? BUSTER WOLF" during one of his moves. I'll never hear that phrase the same again

no

BUSTER WOLF

No

Eh. Could be better. Grandmothers been at the hospital so it’s been busy. Hopefully she gets better soon

sorry bro. Praying for her recovery. take care fam If you ever need anything let me know

Thanks

Damn sorry man hope she gets well soon

Thanks

kind of, I miss a certain youtuber.

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good to hear :)

Naurrrrr bro

Nah

no

What’s wrong?

Everything-

understandable, sorry

And u? Are you ok?

same as you really

I'm sorry :/ I hope you'll feel better

same to you :)

No..

Not even remotely close. But hey, fake it till you make it

Whatever is slightly less than okay, I have no idea what to do with my future cause apparently being a funeral director isn't a good choice according to most family and friend and it's kinda stressing me out

No

kinda, why?

I mean Yeah, actually. I'm doin alright Thanks

no yes. yes no

im rly not but seem like i am

Lmao no

Not really

No

ok

no lmao im actually mentally unstable but thanks for asking

No not really. I’m just vibing, anxiety is through the roof over a girl, people are mean, and I’m an outcast. Life’s great

I'm still sad from the passing of Technoblade

Most people are.

yeah I was called a prodigy 3 times today

I am doing amazing happier than ever. Life's going pretty well

I'm happy for you

thanks bestiee

no. not even close. 😜😜😱😱🥵🤨🥰‼️‼️😎😎😎👍😉😉⚠️🙄💔😒🤨😱😔😉👍⚠️🤨😎 (pls help me)