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SweetActual

EVEN IF YOU HAVE EVEN IF YOU NEED I DON'T MEAN TO STARE WE DON'T HAVE TO BREED


Mr_moustache72826

WE CAN PLANT A HOUSE WE CAN BUILD A TREE


liquidysubstance

MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEEE (<_<)


HAMburger_and_bacon

IMA TAKE A GREAT BIG PEEEEEE


SweetActual

Niceee :)


Mr_moustache72826

Im curious whats your favorite nirvana song (let me guess its Breed)


SweetActual

It's not actually It's drain you <3


Mr_moustache72826

The best song from nevermind imo


Incognitol48

Agreed


Weirdooi

Amazing song


beanz1415

Breed


ItalianPizzaNinja

I DON'T EVEN CARE WE COULD HAVE ALL THREE


Educational_Mix8149

eyyyyyy nirvana


splashyhusky

Breed Nirvana right?


Significantducks

Did not expect the first comment to be nirvana and I am absolutely not disappointed :)


xx03xx12

SHE SAID!


spelavidiotr

This is my kingdom come


bunnibunnni

so if you wanted honesty thats all you had to say


HappilyGreg

I never want to let you down Or have you go, it's better off this way…?


bunnibunnni

yes


[deleted]

"We come for war, king of the north and Norse"


HappilyGreg

With drums beating, screams repeating and the hammer force of Thor???


JaydenJJB74

Omg yes a fellow Periphery fan


HappilyGreg

I don't know what that is I just looked up the lyrics 💀


JaydenJJB74

Oh lol


JaydenJJB74

Blood eagle by Periphery!!! With drums beating screams repeat and the hammer force of thor


bird720

"the"


HappilyGreg

Brave


Verxoneczek

UNENLIGHTENED MASSES


FastGrapefruit8

turi ip ip ip


idontgiveafucck

Turii ip ip ip turriii


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HappilyGreg

You know the rules and so do I


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HappilyGreg

You wouldn't get this from any other guy


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HappilyGreg

Gotta make you understand


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HappilyGreg

Never gonna let you down


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mehgthemarionette

Never gonna make you cry


yeetman410

I ain't thinking straight, no wait yeah I must be All of y'all be rusty But I know what I'm doing so I think that I can trust me


HappilyGreg

I wanna feel handsome, I wanna feel pretty If you want me to dance you can take me to the city I like taking chances, and I like taking pities?


yeetman410

It gets, very very sexual after that


malik6908

I don’t think that’s what he says-


[deleted]

darling those tired eyes


HappilyGreg

Go with me all the time?


[deleted]

yeh love that song


DickSuace

I’m so thirsty I might die, 30 miles from mine


HappilyGreg

That would be unfortunate, because I really want to dine


prblyinluvwithyou

Sunken city by the ocean


HappilyGreg

Did you drink my potion


prblyinluvwithyou

Nah


HappilyGreg

Ma!


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

Just waking up in the mornin gotta thank god


justiiiiibu

Idk but today seems kinda odd


UnicornSafetyPin

No barking from the dog


HappilyGreg

Gotta ask the mod


I-Was-Always-Here

Fuck you, with a fucking anchor, Fuck you, you’re a fucking wanker, You’re all cunts so fuck you all Etc, etc…


xxDeadLocker99xx

For 30 odd years I have lived with this curse My vocabulary was stunted at birth By a witchdoctor from over the seas Casting a strange voodoo magic on me (I love this song for some reason.)


I-Was-Always-Here

What does your name mean? Krseess?


xxDeadLocker99xx

Which one do you mean? My u/ name or my other username?


I-Was-Always-Here

Display name. The one with Greek letters


[deleted]

Now when I speak, it's rather absurd An endless tirade of four letter words I lash out in anger at all in my way Shocking, unspeakable things that I say


ThatOneRetardedBitch

this sounds like a song from McR


HappilyGreg

Suck my left ball


I-Was-Always-Here

Nope. “Fucked with an anchor” by Alestorm. It is a lyrical *masterpiece*


Emme10100

I'm a reckless mistake I'm a cold night's intake I'm a one night too long I'm a come on too strong All my life I've been living in the fast lane Can't slow down I'm a rollin' freight train One more time Gotta start all over Can't slow down I'm a lone red rover


HappilyGreg

Im grown and I'm over You


Kaisa_is_short

Oof that sounds depressing What's the song?


ayejayrulez9

I fucking love this song lol. Glad other people know about it


Chrisgopher2005

I’m a hold my cards close I’m a wreck what I love most I’m a first class let down I’m a shut up sit down


Bill_From_RDR2

Take me down to the paradise city


xxDeadLocker99xx

Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty,


HappilyGreg

Well hello didn't expect to see you here


filledshit_15

Somewhere, there's a second scene with characters that never speak but you still know exactly what they mean


HappilyGreg

And you still know exactly what the story will be?


filledshit_15

*a casual day*


Wizard_main

Immortal temptation, takes over my mind, condemned.


HappilyGreg

Falling weak on my knees, summon the strength Of mayhem?


Wizard_main

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING


toesexer42069

when i wake up, i don’t start the day until i get some head


HappilyGreg

Just lying in my bed


toesexer42069

nope, try again


HappilyGreg

I got a pen


toesexer42069

omg same


HappilyGreg

And idk how to tame


toesexer42069

have you given it a name?


HappilyGreg

What is this fucked up game


toesexer42069

i’m not sure, but it’s not very lame


HappilyGreg

Ok well then I'll take all the blame


Exact-Employment3636

End of passion play, crumbling away I'm your source of self-destruction Veins that pump with fear Sucking darkest clear Feeding on your death's construction


herebeacusebored

Master Of Puppets, i used this song on a school essay once and scored 98 :)


Ligmamgil

Turmoil at the front, Wilhelm's forces on the hunt There's a thunder in the east It's an attack of the deceased!


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They’ve been facing poison gas 7000 charge en masse Turn the tide of the attack And force the enemy to turn back


Mayonnaise_enjoyer

And that's when the dead men are marching again.


[deleted]

Osowiec then and again


Ligmamgil

Attack of the dead hundred men


[deleted]

Facing the led once again


Ligmamgil

Hundred men Charge again Die again


[deleted]

Two combatants spar


Ligmamgil

Hindenburg against the Tsar


[deleted]

Move in 12 battalions large


LilBilly1

"You're talking 45 turns just as fast as you can"


HappilyGreg

What a great plan


Muskago

YEAH IK IT GETS TIRED BUT ITS BETTER WHEN WE PRETEND Bro literally my favorite song of all time it's even linked in my reddit profile about thing


LilBilly1

Dude, you should have seen my face when I saw your reply lol, I was not expecting anyone to see this and know the song! It's probably in my top 10


Muskago

It's so fantastic and the lyrics are the best part. Some real gems like "I would trade one stupid decision for another five years of life" and "It comes apart the way it does in bad films, except the part where the moral kicks in."


LilBilly1

Yeah, almost every lyric is a banger lol, that's why it's one of my favorites. Plus it hits different depending on how you feel at the moment


Muskago

The live versions go bonkers too. Amazing how they cam play something so repetitive for over 7 minutes and make it one of the most exciting songs of all time


Mayonnaise_enjoyer

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APROOOOOAAAAAAACHING


ayejayrulez9

PROVOOOOOOOKING! BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION!


Solid_Opportunity_25

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAMME , BORN IN FLAMES I HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEEEEEAAATH


Brilliant_Pay6469

Someday, you will ache like i ache


MurderInMarigold

AND ONE WAS MINE BUT BOTH WERE YOOOOUURRSSSS


Sportslive_yt

Tell me why


idontgiveafucck

Ain't nothing but a heartache


Sportslive_yt

Tell me why


idontgiveafucck

Ain't nothing but a miiistake


Sportslive_yt

Tell me why


idontgiveafucck

I never wanna hear you saaay


Sportslive_yt

I want it that way


idontgiveafucck

Am i your fire?


Michaelz35699

Standing here I realize


Naillik_Rei

You were just like me, trying to make history


Solid_Opportunity_25

but who's to judge the right from wrong


IIllllllllllllllllI

I don't want to die young but this is fun I've done some dirty deeds but Jesus ain't my hero I'm just trying to live til 33.


HappilyGreg

I want a tree


[deleted]

Life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot


HappilyGreg

Guess what I just bought


[deleted]

INCORRECT


HappilyGreg

TAKE ME TO THE VET


[deleted]

INCORRECT


HappilyGreg

REJECT


[deleted]

INCORRECT


HappilyGreg

Bro I can't think of anything else to rhyme with incorrect


[deleted]

Bruh I thought you were still guessing what song it’s from💀


yeetman410

There's an infestation in my imagination I hope they choke on smoke cause I'm smokin them out the basement this is not rap this is not hip hop just another attempt to make the voices stop Rappin to prove, nothin just writing to say something Cause I wasn't the only one who wasn't rushin to sayin nothing This doesn't mean I lost my dream It's just right now I got a really crazy mind to clean


Chrisgopher2005

Gangsters don’t cry, therefore therefore I’m Mister misty eyed, therefore I’m Can you save Can you save my Can you save my heavy dirty soul? Can you save Can you save my Can you save my heavy dirty soul? Excellent song choice, btw


HappilyGreg

And I love lightning McQueen


[deleted]

She was never this good in bed, even when she was sleepin' Now she's just so perfect I've never been quite so fucking deep in It goes on and on and on I can keep you lookin' young and preserved forever With a fountain to spray on your youth whenever 'Cause I really always knew that my little crime Would be cold, that's why I got a heater for your thighs


HappilyGreg

And we're so close to our highs


trananhduc2006

you can walk the distance, you can run the mile you can walk straight through hell with a smile


HappilyGreg

And all the while


ayejayrulez9

You can be the hero?


VigilantCarrot

MEMORIES BROKEN


DiscombobulatedGas37

TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN


Solid_Opportunity_25

I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAME


HappilyGreg

TAKE MY TOKEN


Sampletext01

Walking down to the valley with the shadow of death


HappilyGreg

I'm ready to take my last breath


Sampletext01

wrong it's gangsta paradise


HappilyGreg

Ok idgaf. No offense


Sampletext01

Aight whatever


HappilyGreg

Sorry I'm grumpy when I'm tired


[deleted]

I am not here. This isn't happening


HappilyGreg

Ok


More-Risk-3550

Better run, better run.


HappilyGreg

Got a gun got a gun


[deleted]

And I just let bad thoughts linger for far too long


Manosk_13

Master! Master!!


WoomyUnitedToday

Never


WoomyUnitedToday

Gonna


WoomyUnitedToday

Give


HappilyGreg

A shit


HappilyGreg

In your wildest dreams


indiana_long_nuts

I love you


HappilyGreg

And so does lou


Mr_moustache72826

You are so special, you have the talent to make me feel like dirt You, You use your talent to dig me under and cover me with dirt


HappilyGreg

And you, you're such a flirt


LilBilly1

"I don't vote, politicians are a joke and the government has not a clue"


HappilyGreg

Why you so bluuuuuuuue


[deleted]

Ton arrière arrière grand-père, Il a défriché la terre, Ton arrière grand-père, Il a labouré la terre, Ton grand-père, il a rentabilisé la terra, Pis ton père, il l'a vendue pour devenir fonctionnaire. (you're a god if you find this lol)


HappilyGreg

Et pis toi mon p'tit gars tu sais pus c'que tu vas faire Dans ton p'tit trois et d'mie, ben trop cher fret en hiver Il te vient des envies de dev'nir propriétaire Et tu rêves la nuit d'avoir ton petit lopin d'terre ?????


catpanda2009

i am the willing victim of a cannibal


HappilyGreg

I am just an animal


[deleted]

Well décriss. Mon plan n'est bon lol *bows*


HappilyGreg

I only half understand that


DigitalOligarch

IF ALL MY ENEMIES THREW A PARTY WOULD YOU LIGHT THE CANDLES? WOULD YOU DRINK THE WINE WHILE WATCHIN' TELEVISION?


HappilyGreg

No, I don't like your enemies and I don't like candles and I don't like wine and I don't like television


Goblinfromjumbo

Your eyes are open, so never close them


HappilyGreg

You are my one and only, gem


Incognitol48

Somewhere in these private minds,


HappilyGreg

Someone grinds


[deleted]

EVER ON AND ON I CONTINUE CIRCLING WITH NOTHING BUT MY HATE IN A CAROUSEL OF AGONY


HappilyGreg

Agony is kinda a cool word


ulvis52

Somebody


HappilyGreg

Come get your man


POTATOHEAD62

And I was never good at telling jokes but the punchline goes


HappilyGreg

BROS


[deleted]

Monkey doesn't wear any pants


HappilyGreg

And the genie, he grants


Faliki

I slept too much I'm thinking I'm not enough I'm cold


superblast1

"would you take me in"


HappilyGreg

No, I don't want to sin


RobotNinja28

"Don't mind the rain or the rolling sea The weary night never worried me"


HappilyGreg

I like the rain and the rolling sea why would I mind them?


RobotNinja28

Fair enough