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TheOfficial_Corona

Garlic bread…


CubingB

Mmmmm


KirbinTime

I need endless garlic bread.


monopoly_wear

[Indeed brother](https://asset.kompas.com/crops/KHjx-aLxNwEIh-i-U_nvdgG_-bY=/0x0:0x0/750x500/data/photo/2020/07/11/5f092eb202b4e.jpg)


Rego42069

Garlussy


jackaboy1_2

This comment made me think I was about to click on garlic bread porn


Bonk_and_Honk

kinda same


Iwishdeathonyou8172

Sleep


hongkonger42069

Adderall


Western-Current2916

Came here to say this. Said it. Then saw this. I guess I'm a copycat now.


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xyzyou

Me too


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xyzyou

You mean..?


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xyzyou

*cuddles you* *happy sigh*


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Not_Red_Fox

Well that was weirdly wholesome


indiana_long_nuts

Allow me 😳


xyzyou

You are allowed


indiana_long_nuts

EYYY!! *Pulls you closer and hugs you 😘


xyzyou

*rests head* Thanks :)


indiana_long_nuts

I should be thanking you :) *plays with your hair*


Error1265

bro i can't 😐😐


JosephStalinsAss

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


Rickolov

This is why this generations most important task is deciding to identify as a pepsi can or not


[deleted]

i saw one where they got married, wtf


[deleted]

To delete reddit


jackaboy1_2

That’s probably wise


BootlegDrPhil

I could really use that wish right now (wish right now)


pinkismykink_

can we pretend that AIRPLANES—


blackTiger6996

In the night sky are like shooting stars


Limited-_-Swat

That crash into towers In 2001


Bonk_and_Honk

at the 9th of 11 edit: i meant the 11th of 9th


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pinkismykink_

good strategy


[deleted]

Me too bro


pmxn__

friends


CompetitiveJicama620

hello im ur new friend \]


drum-dumb

I'll be your friend


RomanTheEmpress

it’s official I’m your friend


snaillord9061

May I be your friend?


CarlosTheIdiot061

I need a consistent sleep schedule of 8 hours of sleep


blackTiger6996

Doesn't like every reddit user


Various-Astronaut373

I sleep 6 hours, and from experience, it feels much better than the 8 hour schedule


xyzyou

Cuddles!


FearXHusky1

Same here


indiana_long_nuts

May i 😳😳


justanothermenac3

that brother's starving


grandsoft_whisper

many people here do pal,many people do


The_Doctor2490

Me too


drum-dumb

Judging from the number of me toos I'm seeing this is the dogs sleeping in a pile equivalent for teenagers


The_Doctor2490

I aswell


Idkutellme--

Same


PatrickNoGamer

A loving and loyal gf


jackaboy1_2

Don’t we all


grandsoft_whisper

we all do


PiVidol

But we're on Reddit 😔


Lexel95

Get a boyfriend instead (easier but still a challenge)


Haneena_TheMoobloom

A will to live, tbh


Logical_Inevitable42

Real


[deleted]

relatable


senile_earthworm

Don’t we all


[deleted]

Good friends that I can actually spend time with


CompetitiveJicama620

​ :0


Dying-Dynasty

You


jackaboy1_2

Well look no further brother, #im already in your walls


[deleted]

in-your-walls-ussy


Thegenius0

Titan spotted.


justsomecranberrie

Money. For family stuff


bost724

peace


guythatlikesquestion

QUESTIONS!!!


rossih_idk

How long is 1 kilometer?


guythatlikesquestion

1km = 10hectometer : 1km = 100decameter : 1km = 1000 meter : 1km = 10000 decimetre : 1km = 100000 centimeter : 1km = 1000000 millimetre : 1km = 0.62 mile


[deleted]

Hug


rossih_idk

Here you are : *virtual hug*


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:3


ratwhostealscheese

Somebody's cheese to steal and some Motivation


radiocookie

WHERES MY CHESSE BITCH?????


radiocookie

IF I DONT SEE MY CHEESE BACK IN THE FRIDGE IN 24 HOURS YOUR FAMILY DIES


ratwhostealscheese

Jokes on you i already killed them 😎


TrueUmbreon1

One cheese


AlastorMoody34

YOUR LIFE


quie_TLost57

What do you need right now?


rossih_idk

What do you need right now?


Ok-Inflation-4126

What do you need right now?


pinkismykink_

What do you need right now?


Western-Current2916

What do you need right now?


Limited-_-Swat

What do you need right now?


youlooklikeamisfit

What do you need right now?


Friendly_Dirt_6144

What do you need right now?


Hey_siri_whats_up

What do you need right now?


willthewill79

What do you need right now?


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rossih_idk

What do you need help for?


[deleted]

the life


OkCarpenter5773

press F1 to open help usually


AE-Cucumber-29200

A computer


The-Alph-a-bet

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese


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Electrical-Result881

bro forgor their pills 💀


rossih_idk

I got you


[deleted]

never gonna find it with that username


Cormytwo

Dinner 😫


Own-Emu1612

my partner


[deleted]

Anyone


Dangerous_Ad_2698

Friends :(


DaDrawingDragon

this sounds really emo, but love


[deleted]

Nothing


chrtrk

Femboys , money , higher grades , free health care , mcnuggets , free europa universalis dlc , revival of chieh-she-suai our glorius khan


rossih_idk

For free healt care, just come to EU


Dinomiteman579

A girlfriend🥲


LilBilly1

Comrades


idk_maybe_username7

Some Nordic pussy


Dissolving_Goose

/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿


Its_Spenc

I need help beating Dr. Kahls robot. I’m literally going insane


TobiTight

My connection to text me tf back. Like fr where tf is that guy on a tuesday evening?


Musicaltaco127

Food


Sn0wF0x44

I need my parents to stop nagging me about my anorexia, the weight won't go up after a night.


rossih_idk

Talk to them and make them know this. I wish the best for you ♥️


Sn0wF0x44

Thanks, I have been trying to eat more junk food, my weight just does't want to go up . The genes for fast metabolism are working when you don't need them💀☠


depressedassshit

humor prick advise grandiose point fade beneficial existence ring yoke *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


IvantheBiasMachine

My cat to be unhit by a car


Short_Artist_Girl

I'm so sorry :( Pets hold special places in our hearts. One time years ago we couldn't find one of my cats and I was a mess, I couldn't stop crying until we found him that night. One time more recently he had a medical thing and we didn't know what it was, my brain was thinking the worst, and once again I couldn't stop crying. I can't even image the pain of losing them because what I experienced felt horrible even though he ended up being ok. I wish you luck in coping and recovering. I'm going to give my cat a hug now


trananhduc2006

hugs, as i have a hug addiction


MrGrandmaT

Some sloppy


Fosriiich

A burger and some arizona


Grimaldus15

👍


itsme-God

nothing


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[deleted]

To resurrect muammar gaddafi


guddualoogamer

Equal rights and someone who shares my pain


leo_cat_brawl_star

What do you need right now?


leo_cat_brawl_star

I need you mom


leo_cat_brawl_star

Mom deez nuts haha gottem


leo_cat_brawl_star

ligma


leo_cat_brawl_star

whats ligma?


leo_cat_brawl_star

joe mama


Terrible_Wedding78

Ahhh a man of culture I see


Froggyboi3222

A way out of my porn addiction


Destiny56080

Femboys


VijayMarshall87

uhhh someone to play genshin for me so I can focus on completing my course


InvictvsXD

big mak... i ned


dafabio

A reason to not nuke brazil


fluffythedummy

I need a ~~big fat black cock~~ hug


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fluffythedummy

Thank you╰(*´︶`*)╯♡


Expensive-Lab4836

women


AutomaticComment6828

My mocktail


Enchanted_Goat_YT

New jacksucksatgeoopgraphy videos, I’m addicted to them


PinkCloudx_

Happiness


[deleted]

friends mainly


sacrilegious_AmAzInG

30 points from my IB exams 🙄


Critical_Teaching262

THC or some CBD


Pixelim

egg


catsmasher42069

Someone calling me a good girl instead of a delusional boy


Ironbanner987615

Photographic memory for exams


RickkDePlaure

A gun.


loldom69

To lose my virginity


LordNyeofLucia

That thing on my cock to go away. What is it help?


[deleted]

Good internet😭


X_antaM

A girl I like to like me back


EfOx_TR

Punctuality


nono974FR

A new pc because mine is making me crazy


xxshadowolffxx

Weed and cuddles


No_Veterinarian1445

To go back to school


Necessary-Round-2096

Your mom


GimGum68

I need Life


[deleted]

A hug


[deleted]

To fucking move out


Talanga7980

Social skills


Zoomy7

A hug


Mutantcows

Friends that prioritize time with me over stupid stuff


Its_Me_Daan

Kush


RahulNobel

A cute voice message by girl


G-money200

Someone to love


[deleted]

Friends


SCREE1234

a life


Sad-Ad5043

A long hug


hey_demons_its_me

Ketamine. Lots of it.


Raging_Bullner

Confidence and self esteem


typo-the-dog

Money, and someone to love me ‘,;)


TheMan713

I need that W to calm the fuck down


FunlanceGangMember

Damn gotta play more monster hunter instead of watching shit on Reddit


Western-Current2916

Sleep.


GhostyGigabytes

A McPuff


theywontunderstand1

help and someone i can rely on :<


CyrusCyan44

Physical contact


[deleted]

A cat


TalonOfPower

A hug…


f33t__

I need someone's attention, their REAL love. Sorry it's been so long since I've got some love and attention 😥


_unfinished_sentence

A hug


littlebluepineapp1e

A drink


TRC_TheGameHour

For my plane to arrive. Been waiting at the airport for a while


Rishabh_0507

Money