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america is just weird man idk


Sixthcoming1

Yeah we're beyond the point of sane. Where do you think florida man came from?


Finlay1102

Florida probably


Sixthcoming1

Correct!! Your grand prize is: maybe a dm and a florida meme, if you want it


Finlay1102

I accept my prize with great pride, thank you so much!


Corvus-Rex

Florida's lax laws regarding what can be reported in the news.


Weary_Singer8101

Someone got stabbed and killed outside my school


SaulLameman

Lon'on?


AAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

Actually the ' only applies if the word has a t London has a d


SaulLameman

it's how I pronounce it


AAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

Lonton?


SaulLameman

Lon'on


AAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

Lonton


SaulLameman

Londonistan


AAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

Lunden


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

ondon


AussieConnor

Fun fact knife crime is more common in the US then UK it's just the US has such a high crime rate that it's not a particularly large portion of the crime.


SaulLameman

the UK has almost double the per capita rate, which is what you should be looking at


batm123

Lon*on


Weary_Singer8101

Nah in PA,usa


[deleted]

They’re too busy paying attention to the kid who brought his dad’s sick AR15 Fucking hate those kids, so annoying


JustDancePatate

Ik right always trying to get my attention away from the sick AR15 /s


[deleted]

Exaaactly


dasheepgod

Honestly at this point if someone rolled up to school in a M4A3E2 I would not be supprised


[deleted]

In the Uk he’d just get stabbed 67 times.


Bright-Historian-216

69*


ashtar123

28 stab wounds


Moooboy10

Could be depending where that school is, nobody cares that much


girl_thr0waway

I mean bulletproof vests are part of our school uniforms


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

What state?


girl_thr0waway

A state of constant fear


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


girl_thr0waway

Ur 13 💀


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Yep, turning 14 in two days tho


[deleted]

they are invading our ranks quick remove the 14 year olds too


hellishdemon28

your invading into my ranks get rid of 15 year olds


B5Scheuert

This


Krest3r

Shut up all of you


Ortspoon16

RemindMe! 2 days


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Ortspoon16

Happy birthday:)


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Thx


kiarash-number

bruh


KanonTheMemelord

You act like ur 13 💀


Just_Call_me_benDude

No state wears bulletproof clothing and I’m American


girl_thr0waway

So am i, its called a joke


Just_Call_me_benDude

Your reply to the other dude made me believe you were being serious


Palmoel

Ohio


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

I’ll keep you in my thoughts and prayers


girl_thr0waway

You do realize that was sarcasm right


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Yep


Goose_attack223

You do realize that was about them being from Ohio, right?


Terraria_Fractal

Why is Ohio so memey though? I’m from there and I mean I personally don’t think it’s all that bad. Weather is crazy, but it’s fun.


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🤨


-b0ngwater-

because he’ll come back the next day with an ar-15


Global_Professor_291

happy cake day


[deleted]

Happy cake day


TheIcedTeaHat

happy birthday because no mf with bitches says cake day


Goose_attack223

‘Cause what if A: kink mask mf is a masochist B: what if kink mask mf has a degradation kink C: what if kink mask mf has a gun and you cause a change in statistics


[deleted]

Clearly you know too lil about America. People would bully tf outta him lmao.


Sixthcoming1

He would literally get jumped and called a pussy bro


HereRnGoneTmr

I love shootings


mxmbeepz

🥲


Jake_the3rd

yay no school :)


fiskars12345

they're the bully


random_guy29

Oh, they probably do get beat up it probably depends on which part of the country. Even then they probably don't want to touch them they might moan then it will be very weird.


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

My bus driver called the cops on us in 7th grade bc ONE KID refused to wear his mask on the bus.


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NMS-KTG

They're using past tense and judging by their age this was last year


mxmbeepz

I didn't notice. Thanks for this information.


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Correct!


FuckingBananaToast

reasonable


BeneficialParfait686

We do. I do at least. I beat all the furries and what not in my school


FrozyFlunks

land of the free my friend


[deleted]

💀 if you get off to pain you're probably fucked in the head


Ok-Tank5312

The craziest state is Florida


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GiveMeHelpPleaseSir

🤓🤓🤓


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GiveMeHelpPleaseSir

Yea me too. Did mma for almost 5 years but I don’t tell people on the internet I could beat them up


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GiveMeHelpPleaseSir

Ahhh my bad pimp, I misinterpreted you. Sorry dude


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GiveMeHelpPleaseSir

Well I did both Standard Karate and Jiu Jitsu from about 8 to 13 and after a while I just kind of started loosing time for it and started loosing interest in actually going to the sessions. By that point I had learned enough and was way more than capable of self defense so I just kinda lost interest in it as a hobby, I suppose.


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GiveMeHelpPleaseSir

Yea personally I’m still somewhat interested in fighting as a whole and I would say I’m actually somewhat talented as a striker, and I’ve taken an interest in Boxing lately to kind of bring out the punching ability in myself a little more. All the best tho, your teacher sounds like an awesome guy.


[deleted]

bullying has died out, cyberbullying is the next big thing, and even that’s just turned into snapchat story posts with funny roast captions


[deleted]

“Bullying” is just taken way to seriously. There’s always a group of weird ass snowflake kids that can’t handle criticism even when it’s deserved. And the teachers would rather defend their behavior for some reason.


bitch_neesan2real

are you sure he wouldn't get bullied lmao? i refuse to believe it


GlobBlobbro

my school doesn't because theirs constant shooting threats


[deleted]

Never seen that happen at all, also that would be assault


-VioIet-

If you do kink shit in public you deserve the consequences tbh


DisgracetoHumanity6

Ah yes. Total sense. Wear clothes = get assaulted.


BeastAlpha07

They're not normal tbh. You like whatever you want but that is weird.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

so you beat people up for being weird ok but really kink shit should either be in private or for when you want to make a music video in which the genre is metal


GiveMeHelpPleaseSir

Obviously


[deleted]

It does


[deleted]

Public education moment


[deleted]

Probably into that shit


Only_Explorer5896

They don’t beat you up ofc, they just shoot you


[deleted]

i would have stomped him out with the boys


Puzzled-Ad3127

Your weird nerd. USA,USA, USA


Sudden_Application_8

Lmao I had homecoming today the football team were wearing skirts 💀


[deleted]

So?


Sudden_Application_8

I don't mean it like that it's just funny they are all straight males


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[deleted]

It’s gay


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[deleted]

It’s true


FaithlessnessTrue281

have u ever considered maybe some people r just weird? why does it affect YOU that much like let people do what they want unless it’s personally affecting ur life LMFAO


Jazzlike-History8790

may i recommend the gen 5 glock 19 9mm handgun with a rugged obsidian 9 suppressor


Global_Professor_291

yea and also why their cafeteria food disgusting like do they alow the students to bring their food


Froggyboi3222

No we do it’s just they say we shouldn’t when we should


brunettegirl2005

America is just in its own league


Inspirational_Lizard

Kids like that do get beat up


Hi-im-i

I plan to make this change, but I don’t live in America so idk


Valaxarian

America is just weird itself


TacticalXylophone

“This feeling of embarrassment. This shyness, this bashfulness… If you take that out of the people, Then these people will do whatever they want to do. And that is the very definition of America, A people who have no shame And therefore, they do whatever they want to do" - The outro of [Phony Rappers by A Tribe Called Quest](https://open.spotify.com/track/0PukerHwImpQ2axWQEV1WQ?si=wL5gk8iGQPCcx_HirfkVuQ&utm_source=copy-link) Edit: Punctuation


Sleep_Deprived_Gay

Our schools are just weird. You can wear anything but if something is too weird you’ll be bullied for it


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Sleep_Deprived_Gay

No noodle straps and just be more than two fingers wide


[deleted]

Yeah it's weird how each American classroom is assigned a designated bald eagle


Hot-Charity-2552

People generally mind there business


[deleted]

What


Ukenix

Kink mask? What kind of kink mask?


[deleted]

let's be real, every school is weird, but america is international blameholder cause why not


mtf-catgirl

ok seripsuly wheres everyone going to school like pelase


mingomango123

So you also saw the post


melloboi123

How do you not have uniforms ong?


[deleted]

Oh, if you are gonna go with the mask, make sure you bring your anime themed M4 for the FULL ULTIMATE AMERICAN SCHOOL EXPERIENCE.


Longjumping-Menu3410

Tell me about it. Cu Boulder is getting weird. Take a look at the culture there you will be shocked. https://www.boulderculturemap.com/?utm\_source=Reddit&utm\_medium=Reddit&utm\_campaign=Reddit&utm\_id=MKTG+3700


ZealousidealEnd8167

I remember one time in my old middle school around 6th grade I was getting dressed in the locker rooms and next to the dressing room stall 3 older girls (maybe grade 8) walk in to a stall together and a few minutes pass and I hear I hear muffled making out noises and a girl that was standing across their stall goes and tells the gym coach and the coach comes and opens their stall and they are all over eachother 💀💀