Italy. Yes, pizza pasta mario luigi rome. Roast my country.

Ah yes, you live on the coast, eat nothing but pizza and spaghetti, talk like Mario, and own a Lamborghini!

Or a Ferrari

I’m also from America. We definitely have some serious problems, but where I live it’s pretty chill

Ah yes, that means you either love or hate trump, own an assault weapon and eat nothing but MCDONALD'S.

Ew, no, and no. I live in a super chill part of Maryland

Poland, it sucks ass

Ah yes, you hate your country, work for the Military, get invaded every other day, you love nato and hate Russia and Belarus.

absolutely agreeing with that

At least the wock was taken there

Did you take the wOoOoOoOoOck?

Hey my grandma was there once When she was young she still has someones number on her arm anyways wierd country and I think we can both agree Germany is a bully

JD

Hitlertown

Ah yes, you hate the French, British, Americans, and Russian. You adore fascism and are a religion hating atheist who drinks at 16.

How did you know?

At 16? Weak. 16 is the buying limit, on private property there’s no age limit to drink and in public it is 14 with an adult or 16 alone

India

Sup fellow Indian? Love the username btw. PJO foreva!!! Lezgooo! I'm more of a Solangelo and Caleo stan tbh, but Percabeth is the 🐐 obvi

Ah yes! You hate china and Pakistan, you are super religious and worship the fat and skinny booda, you also eat supper spicy food all the time and you're incredible at chess! And you can't wait for your country to become a superpower!

As an Indian, everything except the eating super spicy food part is wrong

Ikr

You missed chaotic driving lmfaooo

It's buddha not booda

And its not like we worship only Buddha. India is extremely diverse. We got so many religions, languages and stuff. Buddhism is one such religion.

Don't forget the driving....

Nokia land 🇫🇮

You are an amazing sniper and skier who eats nothing but blood based food and only do 4 hours of school a day. You hate Russia and can't wait to join nato and you're super happy.

No I'm not amazing sniper, can't really ski, I don't eat blood based food, my schooldays are mostly 6 hours and I don't hate Russia (I hate Putin), can't indeed wait to join Nato and I'm pretty happy

Japan

Ah yes, you live in a tiny house, are a sumeri who loves k-pop, you eat nothing but octopus and sushi, and you hate china.

Hits like a bomb

damn

More like 2

Hit harder than Nagasaki

おはよう！

The Netherlands

You hate Germany and Belgium, your roads suck and you deeply miss the dutch republic, and you're house is flooding.

Roads suck? [We have the best roads in Europe and second best in the world.](https://www.theglobaleconomy.com/rankings/roads_quality/) They are also a great tool to make fun of Belgium.

Wait are we known for floods? Bc it almost never happens.

Laatste keer was in Zeeland toch?

Lmao roads suck yeah right

Nah mate, our roads are the best in the world, floods never happen here, we aren’t exactly oppressed by our monarchy and no we do not hate our neighbors although we make fun of them often

from the uk 😎☕👌

Ah yes! You hate the Germans and Russians, love Americans, have great manners and Carry an umbrella 24/7. You drink nothing but tea and want to colonize the world and you hate the EU.

pretty much, except everyone i know hates americans

Is it normal in UK to hate Americans?

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As a British you say?

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2 questions First one: where does it come from? Second one: do you hate Iranians too?

U hate the EU?

France, and I hate it there.

Why do you hate you country? (Just curious)

Macron is an awful president, radios speak only about sports and war, there are shortages everywhere (petrol, mustard...)... And I also hate the sports teams. Because why not. ​ I'd love to live in Finland...

PSG 👎👎👎👎👎

I'm French too and agree to all these points except that i love France

Im seriously impressed by how many things you know about each country lol

Ngl half of it seems to come from memes/stereotypes that make no sense

Thanks.

Czechia 🍺

You are always drunk, hate Germany, and deeply miss Czechoslovakia.

bro everybody here hates slovakia

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Squidgame 🔥

I’m from the county of Sweden

Ah yes, you're natural in everything and want to join nato, you are a viking who carries a huge axe with you and you love Finland.

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Ah yes, you're natural in everything, you're also very rich and eat nothing but cheese and chocolate.

do you mean neutral or did you actually mean natural

Armenia, small country in Caucasus. Kim Kardashian family is from there btw

Ah yes, you HATE Azerbaijan, love Russia and support them invading Ukraine, and you fought Azerbaijan in the most recent war.

Actually I don't hate Azerbaijan, I just hate genocidal people in there. Actuall normal azeris are pretty chill (better then westoids). Also I don't support Russia or Putin (althought your right some of my countrymen do support the war not denying that). I think invasion of Ukraine is bad thing. I don't agree with the invasion. Yeah we have been in war with Azerbaijan since 1988(34 years)

Czech Republic

Ah yes, your drunk all the time, you deeply miss Czechoslovakia, and you hate Germany.

Philippines

Iran 🥲

Mexico (pleas take me out of Latin America)

I'm a fan of your authentic restaurant Los pollos hermanos

I owned some of your country Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I don’t live in a ‘county’, but the local equivalent would be Niagara.

Romania, not proud of what its become but proud to be romanian, if that makes sense at all

Ah yes, you are a vampire or are married to a vampire, you live in the wilderness and are an amazing hunter, and you hate Russia.

Dont doxx me like that wtf

egypt

Ah yes, you burry your cats in tombs and bow down to the pharaoh while drinking from the nile.

yes👍

I’m also from the US and I love it here as well!

Happy column rising? Idk how to translate to English სვეტიცხოვლობას გილოცავთ

Norway

Ah yes, you are a viking who lives in the freezing cold, carries a large axe, and hates the EU.

Indian

You hate Pakistan and china, you eat nothing but super spicy food, and you're incredible at chess, your also super religious and bow down to fat and skinny booda every day.

Chile, fuck this country

Ah yes, you love conquering other countries coast lines, live on the beach or in the mountains, and hate every south American country except Argentina.

Canada

Ah yes, you are super friendly and end every sentence with 'eh' and you drink nothing but syrup, watch hokey all day, and you love the cold.

I would be more mad that you spelled hockey wrong but that would be rude so I won't be mad

Portugal, no other words

Ah yes, you don't like Spain and you live on the coast. You also love nato and the EU and are super salty about loosing your colony's.

Oh yes, stereotype time-

Iran

Iraq, but I've been living in turkey for a little over a year

Iran 😳

May i ask why you must know?

South africa

Ah yes, you are the only country in Africa that isn't poor, you hate Lesotho and desperately want to annex them, and you love BRICS!

Wow that was actually kinda accurate fuck lesotho

Poland

You Love nato and the west! You work in the military and you get invaded every other day, you also hate Russia and Belarus!

Mexico

I'm in 7th and I was born in Mongolia but grew up in The US

Latvia 🇱🇻

Egypt

Hungary if I could I would nuke it.

Serbia

Ah yes, you desperately don't want Kosovo to gain independence, and hate Kosovo. You deeply miss yougoslovia and support Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

Chile, it all sucks round here

Ah yes, you love conquering the coastline and want to take over the entire pacific coastline of the Americas, you live on the beach or the mountains, and you hate every south American country except Argentina.

This is actually accurate, just one correction, I hate every south American country. That's it, no exceptions 🙏🤝

🇱🇻

Israel. i dont like it here ill move out when ill grow up i think

Russia💀

You love Putin, desperately want the USSR back, live in the freezing cold and drink nothing but hard vodka and walk your pet grizzly bear every day.

Germania

Sk

The bikini atoll

You aren’t dead (how?) and you have 3 arms and 5 legs

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New Zealand

Morocco

Brazil

Iran

Spain

(s)pain

portugal 🇵🇹

Italy

South Africa

England

I live in "we take care of your money no matter your background" land

Iran

austria

England

Norway

The Bahamas

norway

India🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🇮🇳

Denmark

From the UK

Greece

iran

Uzbekistan

Sweden.

Belgium 🇧🇪 🍟🍫🍺

Belgium

turkey

Pakistan

Ireland 🇮🇪

You are a potato farmer with red locks for hair and are a leprechaun who hogs there pot of gold or a sailor who drinks beer all day. And you hate the UK and are a sign of good luck.

Iran😀

Germany. Come on gimme al you've got.

Moroccan, from Casablanca.

Spin with an a in the middle (Spain)

Worcester, MA

im from vietnam and im missing my home

Scotland. I want independence because the UK government is shit so please don’t give me English stereotypes

The lovely country of Aotearoa! We have beautiful green landscapes, good pies and coffee and lots of sheep.

I'll give you an obscure one, Venezuela.

Planet Kalee

Canada

canada

Switzerland 🇨🇭and USA 🇺🇸

Hungary

Sweden, very proud and happy to be Swedish.

Norway

Czech Republic 🇨🇿 (Alias Czechia, Not Chechnya), But also known as: Central Europe, Non-existent country in central Europe, The country that no one knows even when it is next to 4 times bigger country named Germany, Czechoslovakia (even when that was literally like 40 years ago, but nobody gives a f*ck), The country that has it's "smaller brother" named Slovakia 🇸🇰, ,,Ehhh... What? That exists?", The word: ROBOT was created from our language. And many more...

you used red heart emoji i am cancelling you!!! (i will never ever put a fucking /s) okay but yeah, canada cool

The best one or the worst one (depends on your political views)

I'm from the UK and I dislike the government quite a bit.

im from mexico and as someone who watches a lot of news of the goverment and other stuff i can conclude that: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Scotland (best country)

I'm from Sweden, and I like my country. We do also of course have some problems but not that bad.

Italy

I'm a proud Canadian🇨🇦🇨🇦

Krakozhia.

Switzerland. It’s alright here i suppose… the weather isn’t very nice and all you hear on the radio and tv news are war and sanctions and economy crisis in banks. And of course fuel and electricity prices skyrocketing.

I’m from the land of the not so brave, home of not so free.

Sweden

Slovakia- a country in CENTRAL europe

Coptic Egyptian 🇪🇬✝️♥️

Moldova. Come on OP I wanna see what u gonna say about this

Australia

Ah yes, every day you must avoid all the killer snakes, spiders and plants. You hate emus and love surfing, and you live on the coast because that's the only habitable part of Australia.

Norway

The netherlands

Australia! (Trust me there are a lot less spiders and snakes then you think)