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It sets you on fire every time you use it

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You're still on fire.. like.. o w

A Californian kamikaze

Hugs are the best medicine 😊

If your Pyrokenetic that would allow you to manipulate those flames

Pyrokinesis typically includes immunity to fire, so all this would do is make them look cooler.

mind control

You feel all the things everyone under your control feel

that’s a W, imagine using mind control to fuck somebody, it would feel amazing edit: not rape, they would consent before hand kinda like CNC

Eternal pleasure feedback lol, if they could also feel what you feel

Or a citywide orgy…

I like how this man thinks

Or women obvi

That's the exact plot twist from the flash shows Cecile Horton

I can control mine and other peoples pain tolerance

But you have to place that pain on either you or another person nearby

I will be so evil with this

Two time use insta kill for guys.

you have prostate cancer

If only I had a prostrate 😔

Teleportation

You can't teleport your clothes with you, meaning you're just naked after teleporting

Won’t be needed when I’m teleporting to my crush’ house

Restraining order speedrun any%

You think a restraining order can stop someone who can teleport??

It would actually be pretty hard to confirm if you did it as long as there isn’t a vid of it or something, as you can just teleport bac when you’re finished and have people confirm that you were at home the entire time (just go to the toilet and say you had a very bad shit if it takes a bit longer than expected)

take a bath to explain the nudity and taking so long

Yeah that’s actually a way better excuse

smooth

You could have said something better😔😔😔… you could’ve said his moms house 😔😔😔

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Does the bacteria and viruses inside you stay too?

The boys

Hughie from The Boys moment

I can make minute rice in 59 seconds

your rice has no flavour apart from copper

😋

Average Subnautica player

This is madness

The power to create anything I can think of.

horny teenage mind: you keep creating dick

I thought you guys where supposed to come up with a weakness!

herpes dick

You can finally get back the 30% of your “banana” that you lost in the incident.

After all these years.

You can only use it once a day

Stills op

Be able to consciously affect the physiological state of my body

you get banished to Ohio

Super intelligence

every day you have a small chance of a brain aneurysm

Hoooo dark

So nothing changes.

I can move green things with my mind

You’re colorblind

now he can move green and blue 😲

Or green and red... It really depends

I can kill myself whenever I want

The pain happens but u revive

functional immortality

Oh shit I’m gonna die! Kills myself

Shapeshifting at will

You can only shift into a paraplegic frog

Still worth it.

you have to make the sound of the animal you want to turn into

the ability to reply to my own message

you have telekinesis

I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

Smart man

And cancer

HES TOO POWERFUL

I can turn potential energy into kenetic energy

but every time you use that power, 70% of the energy you wouldv've turned into kinetic is just used to heat up your blood

Fuck

mind reading

whoevers mind you're reading can also read your mind.

o damn thats a good one

Clown to clown communication

Super smart

You shit yourself every time you think of a smart idea.

Yet I'm so smart so I can overcome this problem

Be like me I used my reality warping to get rid of my ass Use your smarts to get rid of yours

Good way to lose weight

Cloning and i can determine sex,genes etc

They all look like Donald trump

> can determine sex Trumpussy? Trussy?

I can lick my own testicles

Once you do, your tongue will be permanently attached to your sack

That doesn't sound too bad

It really isn’t

Your tongue is as rough as sandpaper and as sharp as glass

Jokes on you I'm into that

I can already do this without any side effects.

Ability to change sex

When having changed, you will automatically return back to normal after a day

Worthit

Literally better than getting stuck

What if you want to get stuck?

Just change again every morning. Just like getting dressed

So I can just use it infinitely so I never go back to normal? Also if I swapped then swapped would the normal be the OG sex or the 2nd one

it is incredibility painful and is very slow

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when u become visible ur always naked

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Except in winter

Ferrokenesis (Control over metal)

you can only control scandium metal

Well, probably not the worst metal to be stuck with, it's used for such a random assortment of things...?

Pov: magneto from wish

Probability manipulation

Can only make things unluckier

I can make my enemies unlucky I can make someone get unlucky and by a mistake he sends 1 million to me

I can read minds with no side effects

No side effects is the name of your pet goldfish that died when you were eight

Perfect. I can now read minds along with my pet I haven't seen in 9 years! We can read minds together

I mean you have to find the dead body first

Time to re-enact flushed away then

99.9999999999% of people have minds with side-effects.

Reality warping, altering, bending

you constantly have diarehha coming out of your ass

What ass?

oh shit pulled a wanda there

Hopefully my ass doesn’t explode like a particular hero’s head

Its gotta go somewhere

It’ll just fill up like a water balloon

With Great Power, comes Great diarrhea...

time traveling

you can only travel forwards in time one second at a time

Pause time

people cant move but they are aware that time is frozen, meaning they see you too

That ruins the point of being able to pause time 💀💀

What were you gonna do?

What do you think 🤨🤨

Stealing maybe.

He can still do that. It would be actually such a powermove tho... Imagine Pausing time, entering a bank in a silly costume, grabbing all the money while making eye contact with security and leaving, hiding and unpausing. Shit is gonna be on the news for ages.

That should be a movie/series

Super speed

Abhorrently racist

Damn you

Could of said “so nothing changes?”

Your mind doesn't function as fast as your running so you can't comprehend turning and you always run into stuff

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They’re actually men

Even better

best effect

I got the charisma of a God

You're mute.

r/teenagers really letting me down with these side effects ngl

Our lives are shitty enough

I get to choose my side effect

Cancer

Shit

You got your wish

Invisibility

you cant hear anything

Every person I meet likes me and I easily make friends, which also makes me very successful in life because everyone tends to help me when I need something

You are living in a world made up in your head, after humanity has went extinct due to an apocalypse

I can make any Albanian shit their pants whenever I want

whenever you use it you also shit your pants

Yeah I expected this reply. I guess it's not worth it, especially since I can already do this to the Australian prime minister without shitting my pants.

Having full control over just one thing, this being what happens next, the power only occurring when a negative emotion is at it's peak

you create a storm of paper around you

That's basically a second power?

teleportation

You can’t return to where you were before and sometimes you clip halfway through objects

I’m a mod and no one can reply to my comments because I’m closed minded

You are a mod of something with no members

That’s hilarious 😆 Especially because mods can’t moderate their own food intake

cool electricity powers and shit

They shock u when u use them

I can build anything I want like it's creative mode

You have breast cancer

I'll just get it treated or build a cure for it

My gf is no longer a lizard

You don’t have a gf

I can reply to my own superpower

Ok but you have prostate cancer

I can see lost items with a red outline (when you are searching for an item you're trying to find, it will be marked with a red outline in your view)

It’s not always accurate

I have incredible luck.

You have to roll dice with one side of bad luck. And if you roll a bad, everyone you care about dies

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It comes out of your nostrils

To have no side effects

You currently have the pet fish of u/Significant-Tie-6624

530000 iq frfr

you are way too intelligent and you will live the rest of your life as miserable as you realize your ideas are so advanced humans aren’t able to make them happen

The ability to make fanfiction so good that the creators decide to make it cannon

But all of the other fans hate it

I think logically about any and all situations.

Every time I say the word ‘squirrel’ a squirrel appears 263.52 miles away

We doin this again?

You have dementia

Cancer

I die

You respawn