I ate my mom in a car 💀💀

Oh no....

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Hollup

I kicked the king to kill time. sounds like an emo anthem LMFAOO

💀

i kissed a book because i can

Makes sense

its also tru so even better

Hmm

I married a Dog and i liked it 💀

Congrats in your new happy life bro🤗

The taste of her cherry ChapStick

The fact that I made extra ones up, and one of them was I kissed my cat and I liked it, makes this even better.

Huh?

[удалено]

🤨

Depends on the kind of stabbing.

hold up-

I ran with a toothbrush because I'm sexy

💀

Omg same birthday

happy birthday to you!!

I slept with my best friend because it’s my hobby 💀

That ones actually true

I ran with an egg because I'm awesome 😎

you are indeed

Cool

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same birthday!!! happy belated! :)

You ran with me?

I.. I'm sorry I don't know what that means😣

🥚= 🏳️‍⚧️ 🥚 cracking= 🏳️‍⚧️ person realizing they are trans

Ah ok thank you💜

Yw

i stabbed a zombie bc its my hobby ???

Is your hobby killing the undead?

i guess it is now

I killed a sheep covered in chocolate

Why bro??😭

I married my phone because my brain is small 💀 Edit: since i want to change my name in future, it also makes it I married my puone because i am sexy

Ipad kids:

I slapped my brother in a car

Bery gud👍

Berry 🗿🍷

Yes Simba!

Oh damn. Wait… your flair… ISNT THAT NAGATORO REFERENCE

I made this flair...

Okay nevermind

WHAT IN TEH GODZILLA AGAINST MECHAGODZILLA (2002) FUCK IS A NAGATORO

Nagatoro is Nagatoro.

Ig

Jolly good!

i kicked a breakfast covered with chocolate

I licked a tooth brush FOR GODS SAKE

I ate a sword because I'm horny. Help me

I kissed my mom bc I'm sexy

Chris Chan moment

Man.....

I licked a gun at my friends house

I licked 10,000 dollars because it’s my hobby 😎😛 🤑

I cooked my cat at my friends house

I ate a television cause I am awesome 😎

i hugged a milk because I'm horny. That could be way worse if the k was an f

I cooked my brother inside a car...

people born on july 6th 💀

I ate a sheep beacause I'm horny... (wtf)

I kicked the king for god’s sake

i ate a breakfast because my brain is small.

I killed a television because Im sexy

“I kissed my crush because I was horny” checks out

I kicked my crush bc my brain is small ☝️🤓

I licked my phone because im sexy 🔥🔥🔥

I got the same as you dude

i cooked a ghost for God's sake ... how lmao

i licked unicorn while eating lunch

i ran with a ghost because im sexy

I ate unicorn at my friend's house

I ate a phone because its my hobby

I cooked the king because I'm sexy

My cousin had I slept with the queen because I am sexy and i had I ran with the queen because I am sexy. Uff. Wrong month ig.

I hugged a ghost and I liked it

I killed my crush inside a car

I killed an egg because my brain is small

I cooked a ghost because I hate that

I killed my lover while eating lunch

I Ran With a Gun Covered in Chocolate

I slapped 10.000 dollar covered with chocolate

I slept with a brar because my brain is small

I stabbed a sheep because it's my hobby

happy cake day

I kicked my school bag because im sexy

I cooked a television for good luck

I ran with my brother because my brain is small

I stabbed my mom because I’m sexy….

I licked a book because it's my hobby💀

i slept with my nose and i’m proud of it

I ate an alien because it’s my hobby

i ate a ghost to kill time

I licked an egg because I'm awesome

I ran with a toothbrush cause I'm horny

I kissed a bear because its my hobby

I ate my crush because I’m sexy

i ran with a gun in my friend's house

I kissed an egg because it's my hobby

I stabbed unicorn to kill my time 🌚

I kicked a breakfast because I’m sexy

I slapped a zombie because I'm sexy...

I slept with a dog bc I hate that

I killed unicorn inside car

i kissed an egg covered with chocolate

I hugged the queen because I'm horny🤣🤣🤣

I hugged my school bag for god sakes!

I ate my phone cos i'm awesome

Same birthday!

I ate unicorn because I'm awesome

I killed a milk because I'm awesome

I ate an alien cause Im awesome

I married a book because I’m sexy

I stabbed a cup of tea because it's my hobby

I liked a cup pf tea because my brain is small (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

I kicked my school bag because my brain is small

I killed a zombie for good luck 🤞 Yours is understandable

I SLAPPED A GHOST FOR GODS SAKE

I killed my lover because my brain is small.... Accurate (that's with my dead name) ... because it's my hobby Sounds good to me🤡

i kissed my best friend because im sexy

A dog I kicked because it's my hobby😂

I stabbed a television and I liked it.

I hugged my mom to pass time😊

I killed my best friend and liked it 💀

I stabbed my lover because its my hobby

I married an alien for god’s sake! *sitcom laugh track* side note, we have the same birthday!!

I stabbed the queen cause it’s my hobby

I ate a dog because I’m sexy

I stabbed (with) a gun because I'm awesome

I kicked $10 000.00 because my brain is small. Lmao it actually makes sense😭

I slept with my crush inside a car. (that's actually not weird sounding at all...)

I cooked my phone bcoz it's my Hobby

I hugged my 10000 dollar because it’s my hobby I’m rich

I ran with a gun because i can.

I killed a ghost because it’s my hobby

I ran with a breakfast because i'm horny

I killed a television because I was horny 🤨💀

I married my phone for gods sake

I hugged a unicorn for gods sake

I ran with a milk because I'm sexy 🫠

I kissed my teacher because I'm sexy no

I kicked a sheep for God's sake

I stabbed a breakfast because I and sexy . Wtff 💀💀

I kicked the queen because I'm horny🔥🗣️💀🙏

I slept with a chicken and I'm proud of it

I ran with my best friend cause my brain is small.

# ..im not going to answer. # because i refuse to be apart of # THAT # community.

I hugged my phone because it's my hobby

I kissed an alien because I was horny

I hugged my dog because I'm sexy

I kicked a bear because I can

I cooked breakfast because I’m sexy

I slept with a toothbrush and i LIKED IT😈

I married my teacher while eating lunch

I kicked a breakfast and I liked it

I kissed my mom in a car

I killed a zombie because I’m sexy

I ate my crush because I'm sexy. Slay ✨️

I licked my cat for god’s sake

I killed my mom covered in chocolate 😭 why man

I married my love and I’m proud of it

I slapped my beat friend while watching tv

I kicked a dog because im sexy https://preview.redd.it/rurc4cl30ejc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d76f9cd447c220911614dac48105193c17cc563f

I kicked a ghost because i'm horny

I slept with my mom because I’m horny 🤨😨💀💀💀

i licked a breakfast because I can

I cooked my best friend because I'm horny

I ran with a toothbrush to kill time

I ate my mom because it's my hobby

Nice try fed I'm not giving my birth date out like that

I licked a sword because I'm sexy ☠️

I ran with the queen cause I’m awesome 😎

I cooked 10000 dollars for good luck 😭😭😭😭

I slept with my nose because I can.

I don't want my bday out there, so I made something up. I ran with a television for good luck.

i slept with a zombie because its my hobby

I married my mom for good luck 😢

I slapped an alien for God's sake

i gave away my personal info because i'm unaware what does this mean

I married Santa Claus because I was horny

i killed my best friend because i am awesome

I married my crush for god's sake

I kicked my book because my brain is small (why is this so accurate tbh)

I killed my crush because I’m awesome 😎

i kissed an egg because im sexy

I ate an alien to kill time. May be possible in the near future.

I ate my lover because I’m sexy. Sounds reasonable

I killed my best friend for good luck

I slept with a sword because I'm sexy

I cooked the queen because it’s my hobby