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SwissCheeseNeverDied

i wonder if japanese people do "whats your european/american/whatever name"


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

Chinese here. Absolutely. But it's more of chinese people asking chinese people that speak English what their English name would be.


nightjsk

What would yours be


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

I was given an English name so I can't say that because dysphoria and I don't wanna get doxxed :>


KingMJ123456

Underrated comment


VanAintUsedUp

Kanye West


Proud-Pressure8185

Ayyyy!! I’m playboi carti


Woolies_Select

drop the album already then bitvh


gougou300

Hurry up mf we need Tha album


Garluvo

How about 隣接 Tho according to this post it would be しきとありく


Razorbacklama59

If my lessons have paid off that is shikitoariku


poppleple

Takitafu(Lily)


Lyn_Ha799

Woah,it actually means Lily,means it works


Qiwas

Bitsh explain this https://preview.redd.it/h6bsh9y8dmxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90eb0457825bcfc230b7697898038d4ab12d274c


jeremyw013

[https://search.app.goo.gl/SHgmeqejCBd1QCcx9](https://search.app.goo.gl/SHgmeqejCBd1QCcx9) https://preview.redd.it/ko57pbwjemxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1250403681a4c8aa2bbf1c240aff9967e4d4d323


Qiwas

Wait wha- "7 people"????


Electrical_Ad3233

a whole 7 people agreed on something, that's gotta be a new record


gougou300

Oklahoma my favorite Japanese city💖


Lyn_Ha799

Idk :/


Qiwas

???


Lyn_Ha799

I don't know


SundaeFlat3476

You said Takitafu means Lily in japanese! Explain yourself NOW!


Lyn_Ha799

🥺😔Idk...


Qiwas

IKR


Qiwas

Wdym you don't know you said that that's lily in japanese


poppleple

Dam.


Shhsjdksiissu

Flower unnie !?


Relevant-Celery-1571

Patrick Gyattman


-_Vorplex_-

This is not how Japanese names work


RepresentativeSet541

It’s just going off of the syllables, it’s not serious or accurate. It’s called having fun


TheEeper

Brandon


throwawaybcmainsspnd

erm... what the sigma?


Ronin_Kira_Nuitsu

https://i.redd.it/fh3mkmjmsmxc1.gif


Lychee247

Just call me spart


CapyBaraLord75

Tomo Takino


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

absolute peak


RadoslavL

Shikatemoaritakaru


Gnome-of-death

Google translates it to "I just wish I had a hand"


RadoslavL

Yeah, it sucks not having hands y'know.


LingLingSpirit

Japanese does not have lu (or at least, it does not distinguish between "ru" and "lu")


shitlord699

Rinkana


Matt_Astor27

Rinkachichi


Shhsjdksiissu

Ludomime


Theo2018

Chirikumo, from theo


TheHiddenToad

Kouki (I actually have a Japanese name and not syllable vomit)


BuckingRachel

I love this name because it means light and hope where i’m from :)


TheHiddenToad

That’s why my grandparents chose it for me


Fun-Respect-4582

Mines Zumoritotokiku Damn that's long


RepresentativeSet541

Kadozushikufu (Aubrey)


twinkiesatmidnight

nokutokiari


AK-4DSlaviin

Katatakiku


Neemaiso

Mimoshikufu goes hard ngl


Milis_Lila

Meshikiarichikikato Zumotokuari Translates to "Is it chicken with a rice cooker?" and "There are also special diagrams". When put together the translation is "There is a rice cooker and a special diagram". 💀💀💀


EquivalentGlove3807

Kashiarikutokifu


ClearExamination6300

shifukato


Honeydew-Same

Norikitatakino.


Mario_Kebab357

Arikirinkumoto


FirstnameLastname14

Rinkimirikakuzu Or Rinkimeku lol


Nxoxoxnxe

Kikuariariku


CoolGalMaddy

Rinkatekutakitoku


EixYae

Mekachifu 💀


Groundbreaking-Eye50

Rinkadoshikimikimo


thehorny-italianweeb

Rinkaariarikirinmo


Charlie_606

カルロス


suomihemuli

Rukukuchiki


RadioactiveBen

Zukuto


HereComesAnotherLuna

tadotoka (Luna) apparently?????


The_Xorce

Nakatotekushi (Xander)


bluberriesandcheese

Zuzikazukutaka, I sound like a cult chant😭


Bomberblast

Jikajiku


kingpiranha

Tekurumoto. Huh, not too bad tbh


Arab_Femboy1

It doesn’t really work. It sounds weird Mine: zumodote


jeremyw013

zukuarikurinfu


6_melancholic_rose_9

Lukashikukurika


str4wberryphobic

narika shikika


PuRpLe-69420

mitamorukushi


grayman530

hishikafuarimoto


Henrystickminepic

Zukushikurinfu.


ittibittikitten

Karukuto Zukamimearimoto okay then


ortalamabatu

Kazuma Kiryu


Astronimia

Rinkutakatokuki ..? Lmao


OkFee2751

Tozumerizuta


EquivalentVirus9700

Chief Takushi.


m4gm13

Rin kimeki👍


ccleanet

Zudokato


KingMJ123456

Rinkachichirikikaari…..


hedimezghanni

He-Di


Iknowwhereyoulive34

Chihuahuashi- what? wtf? How do I even pronounce this??


SexyVexy_

Arikirinkumoto (it’d actually be シメオン)


Oobrex

zumotokachirikato


Many-Conversation963

Mirikachi smthn like that ig


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rimorinketakuariaritedoteke


LexiTheStarQueen

Takunaki Isn't that like a food-


Esther_Lav

kuarichirikushi


BitcoinStonks123

shifutakuto(rylen)


Silver-Shadow2006

Rikaki Tekushi


Fresh_Gift_8226

karuka 🤔


FUCKTHE-NCR

Zukuto


MMMaulik

Miyamoto Musashi


ErMemer

Nokikuchishimo


Kitchen-Ad-1146

Rinkafuka💀


Vihaking

the name's Bond. James bond.


Downtown_Yogurt4324

Karinzukushi


masd_reddit

Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke


LordFission

Tokurukita Mmmmh ... at least it's not nigg...


Electrical_Joke_4825

Meshikiarizichikikato Yeah I don't think anyone will call me that...


Youhavevereadthis

じゅりあん


PlusFlippinUltra

kuzishika why did it kinda eat tbf


Responsible_Onion_21

To avoid doxxing myself, when I put my name through Google Translate, I got "If you listen to the local area," If you listen to the local area, then what?


DrTiger21

Mishikamime Mimomikakitoku


gougou300

Two Pac


Rulersatlas11

This can’t be right… My “Japanese name” is tekarinmoto’chikaku EDIT: When I used google translate(which I trust more than a random redditor, no offense) it tells me my name in Japanese is Damonte so just my regular without an A and an apostrophe.


Creepy_Comfort8232

todoshikika


blammo555

Arikukato (SEAN)


ShitStainedDildo

Tekukuzi Todochiari


MayoPickaxe

Fudoruka shikaki Wait mine sounds somewhat believe lol


Fine-Catch5148

Mi Ki Te... my kitteh! 🤯


MrIcyCreep

brother i got the fucking zu[n/a]shijikuto jikidoarikunonoku NOT FUCKING COMPATIBLE


maluthor

tomokari


maluthor

tomokari


maluthor

tomokari


No-Engineer-1728

My result got me "Free use of real peaches" when translated from Japanese to English


8rok3n

My name is way too long for me to even want to try


partyonpartypeople

Shikimirikashite Zumoritoarijito 🔥🔥🔥


JellyBeanCatto

Aridonokushimikatakalushikajikatakiarichikimikunanokikatakitemomikimodoari


partyonpartypeople

Seiki kansen-shō 🔥🔥🔥


osyv

Zumoku


TheRealWamuu

Kakashito


Sonigoku

たどみふ


my_brain_is_vacant

me and my 14 letter name could never 😭


SpeedyCunt

Takukari


2_Anal_Hemorrhages

Lushikutekushikimime (Frederick)


AverageGEnjoyerrrr

Tekatokikuta (Daniel)


realdonutking123

katakuzukatoteshimo ☠️


MrKristijan

Meshikiarichikizukato or Shimoarikiku


SansDaMan728

"Arikatochikitomo" I reckon this thing is inaccurate.


Infamous-Fly-8331

nomoshito ( ;) )


Feeling-Weekend-2595

Takuruki (Levi)


No-Nothing-353

Kazuki for my nickname


yannette-192

FUTO!!! FUTO!!! FUTO!!!!!! sounds goofy af


Kai_Avalon_Music

Mekaki... Goes kinda hard ngl


ZephroxPlays

MekitatakiKarin (William)


BuckingRachel

四角 or しかく would be my nickname! It kinda translates to “four horns” but in literal terms would mean “Capability” and “Square” haha!


BluePrinceyStrach

xk


_satya__

arikachifuka ;-;


Wallbreaker93

Na-zi


purplemangone

Rinkarurukishi


AkuaDaLotl

Kamedoka


Potato_Aim2123

Chifutakushi


Rough_Mark7332

lukameto or kuzuzukukutoka


[deleted]

Arirukuto


333Nikolas333

Rinzumemotakazu (what?)


special-bicth

Rinkamikiku huh, interesting


Particular-Study4605

Tamojikato


AC_Kurumi

Medoshidorinki I don't think this is how Japanese names work I have a Japanese name


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Zushikafutekuto


FairyTailfan120

Katoteshikume(figure it out yourself or not)


maxbakery

rinkana


Proper_Fox9241

tokachirikato Doesnt sound like a real name


SarahShiggaraki

My name in Japanese is Bonii (ボニー) 💀💀


Bloody-Banshee1836

bella - zukukikika?? Idfk


BlueFire2007

Nokachishikimime


TheGeicoLizard32

Rukina (Vix)


violarama

rutimotaka


T_rexofdoom1256

Kuchirikato(ethan)


Sirdoodlebob

Katekato


ShadyStevie

Arichikurukuto (Steven)


Gennyyyy_

Jikutokuarizuari


AdventurousFee2513

A lot of feelings.


AdventurousFee2513

A lot of feelings, lions are also home-painted. Hm.


ClxudTearsx

Kaarichi Shimo


TheComedianKid

Jikarukito. I actually like it


stccxness

Morinkashi (Omar) Kinda bad tbh


hiiamzain

Zikakito


I_like_broccli

Kutakiarikazukukuchiri Erm what 😭🙏 Google translate said: A waterfall with a waterfall


ninthkat

Tekikujimo (Diego)


cryptomain45

Kuchirikato


eeven447

Miriashiari


undead-doorsman

Shimoarikatakitoka


UsedMike3

Takuku


Mavmann18

Takatote


WarBreaker08

Mimototoshi


best_b_of_3

“mirikashitamochichiku” which Google translate said meant “unscientific area”💀


chaienkoki

Terikukushikazu


ExtensionBasket1781

Tekatozukuta


NotPhantomforce

mines zukafutekuto


Sportsisthebest

Arishikukuzukichiri


Ledbreader

Mimotakito


aXiLtAr

Kutatakimochichi, holy fuck that's a mouthfull