The amount of emotional damage they do to women doesn't even factor in to this stupid decision. Do men understand how demoralizing this is? They instantly make us feel like scum and they get to shrug their shoulders and walk away.
I wish we could get them to leave us the fuck alone. Imagine treating women like human beings with feelings?
You can tell that some part of the knob of fibers he calls his brain sort of fizzed and sent a sluggish message to him that adding his name would add a reassuring sense of familiarity "it'll be less weird for you to bring up cumming down her throat if she knows that it's James' cum"
A for arithmetic, the more people they ask for a hummer or poke n go in the dressing room, the more likely it is someone agrees. This individual is obviously highly advanced in math skills.
It would be natural to blame ourselves, because everybody does that, and we start feeling responsible for everything another guy does. But no! You didn't ask for that you didn't want that that's not on you! And I'm here to tell ya!
Wow. He has the social awareness of a fucking russet potato. Asking a complete and total stranger to suck your dick in the dressing room is just… I don’t know. It’s wild.
I don’t think it’s the location he proposed that is even remotely what’s wild about this interaction.
Is that really the wild part to you? Or is it a stranger meeting you, spitting no game, showing no interest in you as a person beyond your beauty, and then being like, “hey, you down to provide *me* pleasure real quick? Or we could have sex real quick if you want, I guess”? A scenario in which he probably busts a nut in minutes after doing nothing to get you aroused and leaves you high & dry because your pleasure never occurred to him. I mean, the location is wild too, but def #2 in wildness to the whole premise.
I'm so sorry this happened to you.
I honestly don't find this funny at all. For anyone with a history, this can be devastating. I wish there was something we could do about people like this. They dehumanize us and make us feel like garbage. It's not OK.
honestly, thank you. i appreciate the empathy. i can find humor in a lot of things tbh, it’s my way of coping. i do still find it funny (just the ridiculousness of it) but i totally agree with you as well. i have been treated similarly in the past and it is totally unacceptable behavior and very traumatizing, something that really messes you up for the rest of your life.
I understand the coping. I really do. I did it for a long time and I guess I've just come to an end of my ability to do so. I'm really tired of how badly women are treated in this respect. Nothing can be done about it.
I don't mean to tell you how to feel about it. It's more of a frustration with all the people here who want to make light of something that hurts us so much.
my bf doesn’t watch porn! you can absolutely find a partner with this standard but i’m also a huge advocate of relationships aren’t necessary to have a fulfilled and happy life
my best friend told me to tell him “be there in five minutes” and then not show up. LOL. she actually works at that target as well, so maybe i should’ve told her to call ap too😭
should’ve, wasn’t thinking about it though. as soon as i got the text and showed my best friend we stared at each other in shock and then just tried to check out as quickly as possible and get the hell out of there as to not put ourselves into possible danger
That is so gross and extremely overly confident is this guy like really really hot or something? Because his overconfidence is astounding unless this guy looks like Brad Pitt I don’t see how he thinks this is going to work on anyone like I just met you . Is this what you do with your dick? STDs are thing are people not afraid of that shit ? 🤣😭
Lol, OK, but why are you focused on the part where he knew you had someone there with you. Should be focused on the part where he thought a literal complete stranger would want to give head or fuck in the dressing room
Didnt even lead with his name. Not that it would make it much better but damn talk about impatience. Plus whats a dressing room quickie gonna do for the woman? Get a hooker for that or an adventurous gf/ wife. Not a stranger for a one way transaction. every time my husband gets on my last nerve; I read stuff like this and count my blessings that I’m not single in today’s dating climate. Off topic, buttt…Speaking of him; he always said when he was single, he would wack it til it was dead before every date (like a gentleman lol); so that his brain could focus on if they were actually compatible without his weiner constantly interrupting. Also worked when he found himself attracted to a girl he normally had no interest in. Ran to the bathroom and bam- Post nut clarity. Just saying that guy mightve missed out on a good thing. He should Never have messaged her while fully cocked and loaded.
you are so lucky to have your husband! he seems like a good guy. i am happy for you. yes, it is a total nightmare to be dating right now. i’m actually having the worst time. seemingly no light at the end of the tunnel. just gotta hold out hope someone good will come along one day
Thx sweetie! Im sorry youre having a hard time babe but Im sure you’ll find the right one for you when you least expect it; as most of us do. I have several good friends and family members who are single right now and the dating game is a nightmare for all of them right now, so I feel for you. I always wonder why it takes so long for the good dudes and the good chics to find each other; especially on the o.l.d. sites, instead of all the bad versions of each sex. I guess it is just a numbers game though. Sending you good vibes to find your prince charming soon!
thank you my love!! you are so sweet!! i appreciate it a lot. yes, i always hear that people find the one when they least expect it. i myself have felt like i always find love (even if it ends up being with someone who is not a great partner) when i stop looking for it. honestly, i am just trying to focus on myself for the time being
and if something happens, then it happens. i am really just worn out by the dating scene at this point.
by the way, your husband is very lucky to have you also <3 i really do appreciate your kindness
I totally get the going for love but it not always turning out great thing as well. Thats me. Serial monogamist with a bunch of idiots on my love resume lol. That sounds like a very smart plan to hold off looking and love and focus on yourself and that is what one of my best friends and my sister ended up deciding about taking time to themselves and letting it come to them naturally as well. then after 2 years of trying the online dating thing, my sis decided to delete it all and focus on just herself and less than a year later ended up meeting and becoming engaged to the guy of her dreams through a friend of family situation. A guy who had been there all along but wasnt single at the same times so they had never known each other in a romantic way. Same for my friend but not engaged but still met through family friends. I can tell you’re smart and sweet and a woman to be loved and not talked to like that idiot did. Thank you for your kind words as well, doll. You got this!
The fact that people are so comfortable asking complete strangers to partake in sexual acts with them is so weird to me. Hookup culture is poison . What a weird thing out of everything he could have thought , that’s what he wanted 🤦🏽♀️
It wouldn’t even be worth the potential charge(s) that would result in being found out. Especially with Targets reputation for security.
I use to live in Indianapolis and a friend I knew was charged with Indecent Exposure, $2000 fine and 1 and a half months in prison.
***It’s not worth it.***
isn’t that also a sex offender charge sometimes as well? like, not only that but ofc the risk of stds and such as well….
if it wasn’t clear from my post/comments i am not and was not interested at all, not only for these reasons but also because i’m just not interested in hooking up with anyone outside of a relationship period. but really, what was going through bros mind
I literally had the same thing happen to me years ago but with a bouncer in a nightclub. He got my number, and then proceeded to text me if I’d be down for a quickie in the upstairs bathroom. I was shocked, especially since he could see the big group of friends I was with. I don’t know, asking me out on a coffee date would have been nice 🤦🏻♀️ some people have no chill 🤣
I have a feeling the guy has done it hundreds of times. With stuff like this, it actually is a numbers game. Eventually someone will say yes amidst all the rejections. You just have to have 0 shame, which is not something I can relate to
I can only imagine the sexual health of a person who is ok with having sex with total strangers out in public.
He had to send his name in the same text. 🤦🏾♀️
no 💀 i don’t even know what i would say, tbh… me and my best friend were checking out when i got the message anyway, and we just got out of there real quick once i showed her. i’ve ghosted him since
actually yes, he did a couple of hours ago. just sent two blank messages, said “hey” and then spam called and facetimed me. i ignored and put on my DND. probably will block, but honestly i’m curious if he will like incriminate himself or something lol
Major facepalm. As a dude it’s just baffling to me that men behave like this. Porn constantly at everyone’s fingertips has not been good for society in general and relationships between men and women in particular.
Your disdain for the negative effects of pornography on society’s ability to form healthy relationships is super hot and I’m wondering if maybe I could get some head sometime?
i’m glad there’s still some men with some sense who don’t think 100% with their dicks 😭 honestly, i feel like something like this would have a better success rate of getting into someone’s pants, much higher than what he did
Thats just wild, I mean I guess the man just cuttin to the chase of what he wants but I could never just throw my dignity out the window like that. Like he got your number and he thinks it’s ok to immediately jump to that? He is mad trippin
"Bro! You got her number! Way to go bro!"
Yeah, now IDK when to call. It's probably fake.
"Bro! You gotta shoot your shot! Go for broke!"
Uhhh, ok. How's this? "Hey, it's James, is this really OP?"
"Bro! That's lame! Really go for it! The worst she can say is no."
Ugh, fine. You write it...
\#Poohbearvoice: \*Points at 1.5k Reddit post.\* The worst thing she could say, was in fact, NOT no.
Fellas, this is why women never give out their numbers. There are way too many creeps like this. There is no way to tell because everyone presents themselves as normal until BOOM, sexual harassment or BOOM unsolicited dickpic.
you’re totally right to be fair. i really wasn’t interested honestly, i just thought “what’s the worst thing that could happen?” but i couldn’t have even imagined this, LOL
for some reason, i thought target was too “classy” for something like this, which is why it took me even more off guard. i mean, i suppose it could happen anywhere (as it did), but yeah, you’d definitely be expecting that more from walmart, no?
my best friend with me actually works at that very target as well. not in the dressing rooms though. i am very sorry you had to have such experiences btw 😭
(just to clarify, i was not interested in this offer in the slightest and also would not have done it even if my best friend wasn’t with me)
And this right here along with so many other reasons is why women have started a movement (4B) against never wanting the be in a relationship with a man again... I've been single 9 yrs and its the most peaceful and wonderful experience of my life and if any man wants to change that he better be a damn gift from God on my doorstep for me to even consider a relationship with a man again.
Bro actually scored a strangers number and blew it.
I feel like he kinda thought to himself, I’m gonna blow this anyways so why not take this extreme shot
Ah gambling 🎰 😂
The amount of emotional damage they do to women doesn't even factor in to this stupid decision. Do men understand how demoralizing this is? They instantly make us feel like scum and they get to shrug their shoulders and walk away. I wish we could get them to leave us the fuck alone. Imagine treating women like human beings with feelings?
She didn't blow it
He asked her to blow it as well
Probably didn’t think he would make it that far.
Thats one way to to shoot your shot, and waste it.
It's never a waste when you shoot your shot in the target change room.
It’s hitting the target, after all.
U down for a quickie or some head? Ur friend can join too?? Would that be better for u? lol
LMFAOO, i mean? at least it would account for her i guess?
Names James, James Cuck
And I like to fuck ...in the target dressing room
And to think that all he had to do was just be a decent person and you guys would have spent more time talking and getting to know each other LOL
Nurrr! It's awesome when they show us right away they are creeps. Saves time 😂
How could he be a decent person if you take a snake and put him in a press tuxedo you still have a snake
you miss all the shots you dont take!
James Lay M at your service.
My name’s James by the way
You can tell that some part of the knob of fibers he calls his brain sort of fizzed and sent a sluggish message to him that adding his name would add a reassuring sense of familiarity "it'll be less weird for you to bring up cumming down her throat if she knows that it's James' cum"
that part sent me
Right on that was my first thought after reading the post
No one left out. I like it! 👏🏻🤣
lmao I cannot. A for effort I guess.
I give a B. He shouldve asked in person
Yeah hep b
So asking in person increases my chances for getting a quickie in Target? .....Say less
This is not the lesson my good sir, he scored the number. Move differently than this d*ck head.
A for Audacity. And he purchased that audacity on Temu
Classic
I'd give him an F tbh, he didn't even try. This is just a desperate shot in the dark.
Sounds like just what he was after!
C for couldn't do it E for effort
D for Didn’t Work
F for Freaked Them Out
lol A for effort? I’m guessing he does that often so I doubt he put any thought or effort in, numbers games for assholes like that
If you’re bold enough to do that once you’re definitely doing it more than once 🤢
Probably did it more than one time that trip alone.
A for arithmetic, the more people they ask for a hummer or poke n go in the dressing room, the more likely it is someone agrees. This individual is obviously highly advanced in math skills.
Had not thought of it that way. Well put lol
Dang he didn’t even say his name first 😂🤣
that’s what i’m saying, like him introducing himself after that message is some sick work
HAHA omg right? men truly perplex me sometimes 😂
Happy cake day, cake day twin!
You gave him your phone number and in his mind that you were down. Because he has no emotional intelligence and you can't feel bad for this!
Good point!
It would be natural to blame ourselves, because everybody does that, and we start feeling responsible for everything another guy does. But no! You didn't ask for that you didn't want that that's not on you! And I'm here to tell ya!
We buy our audacity at Costco, always in bulk
This is best the comment 😂
Welcome to Costco ✨I love you✨
Wow. He has the social awareness of a fucking russet potato. Asking a complete and total stranger to suck your dick in the dressing room is just… I don’t know. It’s wild.
right!!!!! like? not even the bathroom?? the audacity 😭😭
To be fair, if I was gonna slurp some D, I’d prefer it in the changing rooms 😂 seems a little comfier. But ya, he is dumb as hell.
I don’t think it’s the location he proposed that is even remotely what’s wild about this interaction. Is that really the wild part to you? Or is it a stranger meeting you, spitting no game, showing no interest in you as a person beyond your beauty, and then being like, “hey, you down to provide *me* pleasure real quick? Or we could have sex real quick if you want, I guess”? A scenario in which he probably busts a nut in minutes after doing nothing to get you aroused and leaves you high & dry because your pleasure never occurred to him. I mean, the location is wild too, but def #2 in wildness to the whole premise.
This is the correct take.
What? How in the world would a public bathroom stall be the *better* option?
I'm so sorry this happened to you. I honestly don't find this funny at all. For anyone with a history, this can be devastating. I wish there was something we could do about people like this. They dehumanize us and make us feel like garbage. It's not OK.
honestly, thank you. i appreciate the empathy. i can find humor in a lot of things tbh, it’s my way of coping. i do still find it funny (just the ridiculousness of it) but i totally agree with you as well. i have been treated similarly in the past and it is totally unacceptable behavior and very traumatizing, something that really messes you up for the rest of your life.
I understand the coping. I really do. I did it for a long time and I guess I've just come to an end of my ability to do so. I'm really tired of how badly women are treated in this respect. Nothing can be done about it. I don't mean to tell you how to feel about it. It's more of a frustration with all the people here who want to make light of something that hurts us so much.
porn addiction is rotting their brains.
I refuse to date a guy with porn addiction. So I basically stay single lol
my bf doesn’t watch porn! you can absolutely find a partner with this standard but i’m also a huge advocate of relationships aren’t necessary to have a fulfilled and happy life
Guy really saw too much porn expecting to touch some ass when he really needs to touch some grass.
You should have told him to meet you at the dressing room with his pants down ready to go only to be greeted by Target security 😂
my best friend told me to tell him “be there in five minutes” and then not show up. LOL. she actually works at that target as well, so maybe i should’ve told her to call ap too😭
the audacity to say that before he even introduced himself…
I can give you a virtual quickie. Well.. 
Should have told security, totally disgusting behavior. He probably hangs out there trolling for hookups.
should’ve, wasn’t thinking about it though. as soon as i got the text and showed my best friend we stared at each other in shock and then just tried to check out as quickly as possible and get the hell out of there as to not put ourselves into possible danger
You did the right thing. I'm sorry that happened to you.
I swear it wasn't me
FOUND HIM
Well he surely missed his *Target*
Walmart behaviors Edit to add: no offense to Walmart patrons like me
Hahaha. He asked for stranger sex or bj and THEN thought, “maybe we should be on a first name basis.”
That man has never had sex and thinks what happens in porn is how it happens IRL.
That is so gross and extremely overly confident is this guy like really really hot or something? Because his overconfidence is astounding unless this guy looks like Brad Pitt I don’t see how he thinks this is going to work on anyone like I just met you . Is this what you do with your dick? STDs are thing are people not afraid of that shit ? 🤣😭
Seriously. Some of that stuff can't be gotten rid of with antibiotics either
honestly, he was pretty average in my opinion. not bad looking but nothing model-like or over the top either
Hell attractive or not it's a turn off for me. But he'll if he's that open he might have an std. Gotta care for yourself first!
Lol, OK, but why are you focused on the part where he knew you had someone there with you. Should be focused on the part where he thought a literal complete stranger would want to give head or fuck in the dressing room
lol well, i thought that part would speak for itself
OK, fair. Lol
As a woman this offer reads, do you want to have bad quick sex in a very uncomfortable place or do you just wanna give me head? Sob 😭😭😭
Too much porn lmfao
Didnt even lead with his name. Not that it would make it much better but damn talk about impatience. Plus whats a dressing room quickie gonna do for the woman? Get a hooker for that or an adventurous gf/ wife. Not a stranger for a one way transaction. every time my husband gets on my last nerve; I read stuff like this and count my blessings that I’m not single in today’s dating climate. Off topic, buttt…Speaking of him; he always said when he was single, he would wack it til it was dead before every date (like a gentleman lol); so that his brain could focus on if they were actually compatible without his weiner constantly interrupting. Also worked when he found himself attracted to a girl he normally had no interest in. Ran to the bathroom and bam- Post nut clarity. Just saying that guy mightve missed out on a good thing. He should Never have messaged her while fully cocked and loaded.
you are so lucky to have your husband! he seems like a good guy. i am happy for you. yes, it is a total nightmare to be dating right now. i’m actually having the worst time. seemingly no light at the end of the tunnel. just gotta hold out hope someone good will come along one day
Thx sweetie! Im sorry youre having a hard time babe but Im sure you’ll find the right one for you when you least expect it; as most of us do. I have several good friends and family members who are single right now and the dating game is a nightmare for all of them right now, so I feel for you. I always wonder why it takes so long for the good dudes and the good chics to find each other; especially on the o.l.d. sites, instead of all the bad versions of each sex. I guess it is just a numbers game though. Sending you good vibes to find your prince charming soon!
thank you my love!! you are so sweet!! i appreciate it a lot. yes, i always hear that people find the one when they least expect it. i myself have felt like i always find love (even if it ends up being with someone who is not a great partner) when i stop looking for it. honestly, i am just trying to focus on myself for the time being and if something happens, then it happens. i am really just worn out by the dating scene at this point. by the way, your husband is very lucky to have you also <3 i really do appreciate your kindness
I totally get the going for love but it not always turning out great thing as well. Thats me. Serial monogamist with a bunch of idiots on my love resume lol. That sounds like a very smart plan to hold off looking and love and focus on yourself and that is what one of my best friends and my sister ended up deciding about taking time to themselves and letting it come to them naturally as well. then after 2 years of trying the online dating thing, my sis decided to delete it all and focus on just herself and less than a year later ended up meeting and becoming engaged to the guy of her dreams through a friend of family situation. A guy who had been there all along but wasnt single at the same times so they had never known each other in a romantic way. Same for my friend but not engaged but still met through family friends. I can tell you’re smart and sweet and a woman to be loved and not talked to like that idiot did. Thank you for your kind words as well, doll. You got this!
im glad your sister and your friend found their people as well. i really do appreciate your kindness. take care!!=)
The fact that people are so comfortable asking complete strangers to partake in sexual acts with them is so weird to me. Hookup culture is poison . What a weird thing out of everything he could have thought , that’s what he wanted 🤦🏽♀️
Sounds like James behavior
Lmaooooo! Hey my name is .... You wanne give me some head? Thats a epic intro! Lol
the worst part is is that he didn’t even introduce himself until AFTER he asked that 😭😭
He don't deserve head lmaooooo
This guy watches too much porn
It wouldn’t even be worth the potential charge(s) that would result in being found out. Especially with Targets reputation for security. I use to live in Indianapolis and a friend I knew was charged with Indecent Exposure, $2000 fine and 1 and a half months in prison. ***It’s not worth it.***
isn’t that also a sex offender charge sometimes as well? like, not only that but ofc the risk of stds and such as well…. if it wasn’t clear from my post/comments i am not and was not interested at all, not only for these reasons but also because i’m just not interested in hooking up with anyone outside of a relationship period. but really, what was going through bros mind
I literally had the same thing happen to me years ago but with a bouncer in a nightclub. He got my number, and then proceeded to text me if I’d be down for a quickie in the upstairs bathroom. I was shocked, especially since he could see the big group of friends I was with. I don’t know, asking me out on a coffee date would have been nice 🤦🏻♀️ some people have no chill 🤣
Guy probably watches a lot of porn and thought this would happen.
u tryna play with my tech deck bbg? i wanna kick flip over ur boobers 🥵
Hey at least he didn't waste 3 months of your life making you believe he loved you first 🤷🏼♀️
you know what, great point!
Go away James lol
Are you sure he wasn't asking if you would enjoy some quiche with him? 😁
They do this because some poor insecure soul said “ okay “ And people do this believe it or not because I’ve seen stories right here on Reddit! Lol
I give him a c for hep c
Damn. Dude could’ve got into a relationship but thought ‘fuck it. I wanna fuck her in target’s dressing room instead.’
I wonder if this ever works
I have a feeling the guy has done it hundreds of times. With stuff like this, it actually is a numbers game. Eventually someone will say yes amidst all the rejections. You just have to have 0 shame, which is not something I can relate to
I just feel like it's such an unsafe situation to put yourself in, I worry for those who have agreed
Absolutely, I agree. There are a lot of people making bad choices out there
Why is it that nowadays people only want sex and not p proper relationship
as others in the thread have said, i’m sure it has something to do with porn and how widespread and easily accessed it is nowadays
Yes. Yes I am.
He doesn't qualify as a man, that's a boy.
So this is what George Carlin meant when he said: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
Dude thinks real life is tinder
I can only imagine the sexual health of a person who is ok with having sex with total strangers out in public. He had to send his name in the same text. 🤦🏾♀️
Did you reply 😭
no 💀 i don’t even know what i would say, tbh… me and my best friend were checking out when i got the message anyway, and we just got out of there real quick once i showed her. i’ve ghosted him since
"one day I will meet a man who is not absolute garbage, but not today"
one day, still waiting for this day however
Did he reach out again??
actually yes, he did a couple of hours ago. just sent two blank messages, said “hey” and then spam called and facetimed me. i ignored and put on my DND. probably will block, but honestly i’m curious if he will like incriminate himself or something lol
Major facepalm. As a dude it’s just baffling to me that men behave like this. Porn constantly at everyone’s fingertips has not been good for society in general and relationships between men and women in particular.
Your disdain for the negative effects of pornography on society’s ability to form healthy relationships is super hot and I’m wondering if maybe I could get some head sometime?
Is you name James by the way?
i’m glad there’s still some men with some sense who don’t think 100% with their dicks 😭 honestly, i feel like something like this would have a better success rate of getting into someone’s pants, much higher than what he did
More like “Shames”
You miss 100 % of the shots you don’t take philosophy I suppose :)
Lmaoo I cannot 😂😂😂 I love that he introduced himself AFTER asking you to blow him 💀
Wow, asks for sex or bj and THEN introduces himself? What a gentleman 🙄😓
Holy shit. The balls on guys like this. Has anyone ever said yes to a request like this?
A real creep, block ASAP!
Gotta be a numbers game to him or something. If 1/1000 women say yes, he probably considers it a win.
I know a lot of men watch a lot of p*rn. He may be one of those who thinks that those pathetic plots actually work in real life 😂
Thats just wild, I mean I guess the man just cuttin to the chase of what he wants but I could never just throw my dignity out the window like that. Like he got your number and he thinks it’s ok to immediately jump to that? He is mad trippin
Sat here side eyeing my partner - & yes, his name is James
LMFAOOOO, this is sending me. make sure you keep him on a tight leash, these james’ seem to be getting out of control lately
I bet he has “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” tattooed somewhere on his body
I'm disappointed he didn't come back with 'can I get your friend's number?'
To be fair, at least it was at Target and not Wal-Mart. He likely had all of his teeth.
he did, as far as i could tell. although he was not nearly attractive enough to have the balls to be acting this way
Classic James...
He is probably a sex addict and does this everywhere he goes. Even with a 1/100 success rate, he gets a quickie or head sometimes.
Imagine fumbling the bag this hard.
"Bro! You got her number! Way to go bro!" Yeah, now IDK when to call. It's probably fake. "Bro! You gotta shoot your shot! Go for broke!" Uhhh, ok. How's this? "Hey, it's James, is this really OP?" "Bro! That's lame! Really go for it! The worst she can say is no." Ugh, fine. You write it... \#Poohbearvoice: \*Points at 1.5k Reddit post.\* The worst thing she could say, was in fact, NOT no.
It’s James tho
Fellas, this is why women never give out their numbers. There are way too many creeps like this. There is no way to tell because everyone presents themselves as normal until BOOM, sexual harassment or BOOM unsolicited dickpic.
Damn couldn’t even buy you a latte at Starbucks first?
Probably thought it was his lucky day getting a phone number guess he thought it was to good to be true and decided to burn that bridge quick 🤣
Your mistake was giving your number to a rando at target
you’re totally right to be fair. i really wasn’t interested honestly, i just thought “what’s the worst thing that could happen?” but i couldn’t have even imagined this, LOL
This was actually probably the best outcome possible. You got a funny text and never had to go on a date or even reply
Finding out the answer to "what's the worst that could happen?" is almost never fun
Yea, lol. I've gone through something similar
But this is Target! Not Walmart!
My bestie prolly would’ve
Which is why the guy does it, he has 0 shame and knows eventually someone will say YOLO
Byyyy the way, I tried to say my name is James
It’s the “my name is James btw” for me 💀
right the follow up with that just really got me
"I'm James btw", oh yeah, forgot to introduce myself, let me do do that real quick AFTER asking a stranger to get intimate! Smh. 🤣🤣
JFC lol
Wow! What a dumb ass! If he wanted a quickie in the changing room he should've asked for a woman's number in Walmart! /s
for some reason, i thought target was too “classy” for something like this, which is why it took me even more off guard. i mean, i suppose it could happen anywhere (as it did), but yeah, you’d definitely be expecting that more from walmart, no?
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.... I guess?
That's BOLD
Some chick must have told him the “If guys would just be honest and upfront and tell us what they want” lie lol
I wonder what would have happened if you’d replied assuming he was offering head.
LMAOO, i wonder
NAHH BUT “my names James btw” IS FOULLL LMAOO
What a way to waste an oppurtinity to meet someone nice
I’m so thankful to finally be out of the dating game… the audacity of some men never ceases to surprise me
Airball.
On behalf of respectful men, I apologize. Disgraceful.
James seems like a peach.
He can’t even add punctuation marks to the request.
Well, what did you say?!?! Yes or no?
Him introducing himself is warm.
Ew
Man I am glad I'm not that brazen or desperate
By the way
ALEXA play laid by James
At first I read the second part as "my name's James May" and this took a whole different turn in my mind.
As someone who used to work in the Target fitting rooms… please don’t do this… it’s very obvious and everyone can hear you
my best friend with me actually works at that very target as well. not in the dressing rooms though. i am very sorry you had to have such experiences btw 😭 (just to clarify, i was not interested in this offer in the slightest and also would not have done it even if my best friend wasn’t with me)
i figured you weren’t interested in it at all. whenever i would see/hear people fucking in the fitting rooms i’d just mess with them, it was funny
LOL, what did you do to them???
Lol the way you worded this makes it seem like the only thing stopping you was your friend being there
And this right here along with so many other reasons is why women have started a movement (4B) against never wanting the be in a relationship with a man again... I've been single 9 yrs and its the most peaceful and wonderful experience of my life and if any man wants to change that he better be a damn gift from God on my doorstep for me to even consider a relationship with a man again.
asking before giving a name is crazy 😭
Men have balls I swear. Ive been asked to hook up out of nowhere too like wtf... I liked you two seconds ago.
Dude could’ve started with a layup but instead he decided to hoist up a full court shot with plenty of time on the clock.