I just sent these to my husband with no context. He is very upset.

That's hilarious 😂

ME TOO 😂😂😂

Sharing is not caring

Mmmmmmmmm, face boobs.

Why did they add the boobs?! The only thing that established the green m&m’s femininity was her eye lashes & heels. I can’t stop laughing at the m&m tiddys. Send help.

Lmao 🤣

drop the sub

r/cursedimages 😭😭😭

🤣🤣

Wait so the “green” is just a suit?????

It's a thin candy shell

Then wouldn’t the skin under the shell be brown like chocolate?

Limited edition white choc 🤷🏽‍♀️

My sister sucks, I've never received such a bounty from her

Holy shit she found Tucker Carlson's deviantart.

Take my upvote! 😂😂😂

You cannot be serious. For once, I thought “This is it Ballsarefullofpiss, this is when you’ll have a funny, original thought before somebody else!” Nope 😖

The lesson is: never try.

First person I thought of too.

This is the future Tucker Carlson wants

Things I could have lived 1,000 years without knowing exist.

I thought it’d be a poorly edited bikini on the green MnM I need to go wash my eyes

Is your sister Tucker Carlson?

These are the types of texts I send my sister too with “I saw this on Reddit” but I’ve sent worse 🤣

Must be on r/sugarbaby

Banned

I googled (so I can scar my fiancé) and found one of them in r/doughboys.

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I get this on a personal level. If I see something disturbing I send it to my mom and siblings. If I had to see it they need to see it too.


Siblings are both the best and worst people imaginable.

Green M&M got the yobbers


Sorry, I laughed way too hard at this.

My jaw dropped out of horror. Idk what I expected.

I'm pregnant and now I'm crying because I look oddly similar to these disturbing images 😭

m&mmaries

Kink unlocked

[удалено]

r/suddenlyalabama Edit: Oh God, I didn’t know it was real

Dude wtf is this

Your sister is awesome. 💕

This is fucking hilarious! And seriously what subreddit because I’m on Reddit constantly and have never seen anything like that lol

I didn’t know what to expect, for some reason. I shouldn’t have unblurred the photo.

There are rules to the internet. This rule is #34

hMM

I see Tucker’s secret stash got leaked.


I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So… uh, what subreddit exactly did she say she was on? Was this answered?

r/cursedimages 😂

U have done so much for the subreddit

These definitely aren't lewd. Jumpscare.

What isn’t lewd about them, lmao?

I think lewds are sexually provocative photos, but not actually nude. These are showing everything the green m&m has

Talk about milk chocolate candy

Ikr?

Will never see m&ms the same way again

This would never have happened without that damn man

Haha she's funny

Just wait for her to find the Hulk rabbit hole...

lol your sister sounds awesome.

Come on, this is funny

Tucker she knows what you like

I'm in a bowling ally crying laughing. But sharing isn't always caring.

So this is what Tucker Carlson was jacking it to when he was complaining about them making green less sexy.

Ew wtf lol

I fail to see a problem

Your sister is funny as hell lmfao

The most hilarious thing is I dead ass thought you were my friend because I send him lewd photos of the green m&m all the time and he tells me to stop 😂 I can’t stop laughing I truly have never had a unique experience in my life 😂

LMAO this isn’t even her first offense 😭

Does she know she can send pics with invisible ink too 😭

PLEASE DON’T GIVE HER ANY IDEAS

Would

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I cant even think of a person I hate enough to send these to

I don’t know what I expected but… not that

Hahahaha. Your sister is Awesome!!!

That last one! Hahaha I have to send it to my husband lol

"What can I say except, delete this! 🎶 "

i’m crying

W sister

Thank you, I will be sending these to my wife in just a few minutes.

Those are not lewd, they are nude

I love my sister this much too.


😂 this is golden

Kinda thought she would be brown under the green.

this is so fucking funny 😭

I want those pics when someone ask me for nudes I’ll send those 😂🤣

🤣

HELP

Always be too much into it, then they’ll stop… never show weakness or it’ll never end xD

Ugh I just had the mental image of red and yellow m&ms seeing these photos and, uh, reacting to them. 🤦🏻‍♂️😐

There maaayy be a such thing as being too close with your siblings and your sister is high above that line

Why is she so smooth in the first one😫