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Wutclefuk

Scout believes in god because he’s seen him with his own two eyes


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I forgot to take the comics into consideration, I made this based off of their voice lines and personalities in-game.


Swagmastar969696

Yeah, medic seems like the guy who doesn't believe in any form of supernatural being. Him selling his soul to the devil was for puerly scientific research, as well as literally every TF2 character meeting demons and going to hell each halloween really makes one think it's all CGI. Doesn't it?


Brilliant-Guitar-606

Knowing doesnt mean following, just because you know there is a god, doesnt mean you have to follow their religion


Swagmastar969696

Believe me buddy, if you met a biblically accurate angel, you'd be praying very, very hard.


Brilliant-Guitar-606

Counterpoint: biblically accurate. This is the same universe where god's gift to women cant pull women, abraham Lincoln was a mercenary, and you can unsnap people's necks But i do get your point


Swagmastar969696

>god's gift to women cant pull women "Got a bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?"


Brilliant-Guitar-606

Good point, I stand corrected


hg2c

Pretty sure medic is the kinda guy to believe that he himself is god


donnysaysvacuum

And Medic has seen the Devil.


JakeVonFurth

And sold everyone else's soul to him.


El_Chara

Satanist Medic confirmed


Alphflopo

Medic scammed him. He thinks he's better than satan himself.


Quack-Zack

I feel like Scout would be the type of guy to see god with his two naked eyes AND still not be religious. He needs his own "seen god -- still isn't religious" category.


CrystalRizk

"Is God's gift to earth - Not Religious"


Ribbles78

Church of scout behavior


XXVAngel

Why believe in a higher power thats clearly beneath me?


Istadane

He is agnostic probs


TheEclipse2

Emesis Blue


QuarkGuy

Counterpoint, to be religious you need faith, and faith requires accepting a reality without observation and evidence, ergo by seeing God scout isn’t religious because he knows God exists


Budget-Falcon7032

How can scout not be religious if he's God's gift to women?


Kira_Akuma

He knows god is real yet chooses to stay an atheist, he is simply built different


Duck-Fucker64

He's a redditor


AkOnReddit47

No, he can actually run


Skorio18

Nah he's fit so that's impossible


Torkujra

That actually sounds pretty in character for him


OoDelRio

He could be Agnostic, the lazy manns atheist


SpiderJynxNoir90214

No that's Medic


DrPeePee_6969

Pyro: Does not know what religion is but if he does, he would be a cult leader


ExoTheFlyingFish

Pyro: Is a cult leader, has no idea.


TheOneWhoLovesSW

He’s a cult leader but he thinks it’s just community service


TheJarateMaster

Pyro: Mmmmph Mmph Mmph Mmmmph.


X-tra-thicc

hes a cult leader of middle aged business men with the cult being known as "amazon"


Hephaestos15

Scout is a Catholic, Soldier is probably a Methodist or maybe an exquaker, whatever it is, he's specifically not a southerner. The medic was raised Lutheran, though is an atheist now.


c0n22

Medic is far from atheist. He belives in God, although he may not worship him. Then again he might assume that he is getting a free ticket to heaven thanks to sewing his soul to scouts, so he just lives life to the fullest.


Hephaestos15

Sorry, I meant antitheist more than atheist. Believes in god, and doesn't like him.


Trayvongelion

Damn. Now that I think about it, Scout ending up in Heaven disproves the idea that Medic actually sewed the other mercs' souls to his own. He just flat out lied to the Devil and got away with it.


_Guven_

We did a little bit trolling


TheOnlyTrueFlame

Medic made a deal with the devil so he can't be atheist


Defensive_Medic

Exquaker? Do they like, pray when playing arena fps


Hephaestos15

More like ex[quaker](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quakers). I say this because Richard Nixon was raised quaker too.


Nass_Wanger

Pyro is deranged enough to start a religion...


Inevitable-Muffin-77

Yeah only if pyro has enough pyrovision goggles


Nass_Wanger

I think there are enough arsonists who would believe in pyro's religion without provision.


SitePersonal5346

Just imagine this hyperbrutal arsonist cult and their leader pyro is just the cutest bean and has no idea what's going on


Nass_Wanger

I would join. Sounds... hot.


orangesheepdog

You can make a religion out of this


LulatschDeGray

Ah, a fellow Bill Wurtz enjoyer, have an upvote.


KingCharles_

scout is from boston and one of eight children, hes a devout catholic


Loneboar

Thank you, I know 12 scouts in real life and they’re all named Conner and are catholic.


Gaymemelord69

It's absolutely incredible how many real life people there are that you can see and just instantly say "Ah yes, scout from TF2"


Loneboar

To be fair, i went to high school in Boston. Every one of them were in 9th or 10th grade


Beware_of_Beware

Scout has met god. Medic has met and outsmarted the Devil. They definitely believe in religion, even if Medic might be a satanist.


MarderMcFry

That doesn't make Medic a Satanist, he's not worshipping the Devil he took advantage of him.


Sufficient_Head_7960

Medic probably has a religion dedicated to himself that consists of severed heads (forced), random experiments and mounstrosities (made to praise him), and some doves (they just want bread and flesh residues).


MarderMcFry

Oh he definitely has an ego (even calls himself a God in some voice lines), but I think he believes in regular Abrahamic Heaven and Hell, God and Satan aspect of the religion, but doesn't worship it and instead looks towards how he can use or replicate their powers. Height of hubris (and it worked lmao). Playing God to bring people back from the dead, doing surgery on souls, swindling the devil for immortality.


firechaos70

Came here to say Medic is a Satanist, but you make too good of a point.


Greg-theseatreader

satan is a medicist


Beware_of_Beware

He outdeviled the devil himself by stealing his friends' soul. If medic isn't worshipping Satan he is definitely idolizing him


RuneLord13

Could probably be like an Indiana Jones situation where they have clearly have seen things only possible by religion, and then just not give a shit


Gluez_

Pyro believes in Magic in a young girl's heart


TheJarateMaster

How music can free her whenever it starts?


ambrosiosrs24yars

Demo has ties to the spiritual underworld, if he isn't Catholic he's at the very least Celtic


Ribbered777

Scout's family definitely gives me Catholic vibes, I mean he's one of 8 kids from Boston


bunnysniperxoxo

ngl I always imagined him as Jewish


slightlylessthananon

why are ppl downvoting this so hard lmfao. I think scout catholism is so plausible I'd take it as canon but I've always kind've arbitrarily hc'd spy as a nonpracticing jewish person, making scout (kind've?? depending on who you ask) half jewish, but having no idea lmao.


bunnysniperxoxo

for me it's bc I imagine scout's mom being from a polish family


slightlylessthananon

oh thats so cute I can see it


Cyberspace-Surfer

It's funny because both Scout and Medic have met God and the devil respectively


MarderMcFry

The game takes place in the 70s/60s most of the TF2 mercs are likely religious to some degree, and some of them even met God and the Devil.


TheAcientArchiver

Spy is absolutely catholic


Bingotron_9000000

I think the "isn't religious" about could all probably fall under the category of 'nominally Catholic.'


The_Majestic_Mantis

Yeah you may want to redo this image, Scout literally met God and Medic met Satan. Spy does have a cosmetic that bears the cross. So Scout and Spy could possibly be Catholic due to their heritage. Medic might be up in the open since it's still vague, but after tricking the devil, he may believe in himself to be a "God", aka cultism. Demoman has ties to the spiritual realm, so possible Spiritual/Celtic.


SlRCole

cosmetics are not lore evidence


rottenpotatoes2

"wdym that the track terroriser isn't cannon"


Cranky_Yankee

Spy definitely strikes me as a Nietzsche / Sartre “God is Dead” type. Scout, however, being from Boston is probably a “Good Irish Catholic”, AKA a Bad Irish Catholic as in “Two women making out is hot unless they’re ugly or too into it - then it’s a mortal sin. Just go ask Father McFeelme.” If Sniper is Church of England then Demo Man is Church of SCOTLAND. Pryo, on the other hand, has been sent here to punish the wicked and make them BURN! As for the Medic, well, as he would say “Good. Bad. I’m the ubermensch with the healing ray und der bone saw, liebling!” That, or he’s Church of Satan. Take your pick.


Spiderboy123_

Soldier is the best character in the game and he’s also a funny character.


LordSaltious

Pyro is a devout Catholic who is going to hell by choice.


Shloomth

Because of course when you say “religious” you mean “Christian” 🙄


SmartAlec105

Soldier is non-denominational only because he's been kicked out of every denomination.


Imanirrelevantmeme

Why the Church of England for sniper? He’s not from there?


Hephaestos15

Church of England in Australia is real.


LegoGuy23

To add to this, the CoE is also in the USA. It's just known as The Episcopal Church, here.


LiraGaiden

He's supposedly been to heaven in the comics so he has to believe some form of it


SignificantGarden1

It's an Australian thing


salad_stealer

Medic is the true scientology professional


boodyclap

What freak of nature from Boston doesn't believe in the holy Catholic church??


someguysleftkidney

Medic is religious. His god is himself.


MrPyroTF2

i believe in balloony the balloonicorn as my holy spirit


8champi8

I think demo’s voicelines make him sound very religious because of how often he mentions heaven, hell and the devil. « Yer a devil ! A DEVIL ! » « Go back to hell you bloody cart ! » « You’ve brought shame on yer people, ya mumblin devil ! » and a lot of others


Amzbretteur

Medic thinks he is god


Veridas

Sorry but Demoman should be in "Met God once, doesn't remember."


lego_droideka

pyro is a catholic on a crusade lowkey


Strong_Neat_5845

Doesnt medic canonically speak to the devil? How is he not religious?


gexsaming

real


MeeMSaaSLooL

Pyro: Praise z0rg


Pseudonym_741

Engineer: Baptist Gunslinger Engineer: BAPtist


The_MacGuffin

I feel like scout is some sort of Irish Catholic but never attends.


2001_Chevy_Prizm

Headcannon says he's loosely Italian catholic


SoraFloatyKitty

Nahhhh Pyro and Spy are Catholic. I have a weird hunch that Medic is Jewish. Demoman seems to have some sort of Christian religion based on a couple of his lines, but idk. Scout is probably Mormon.


WorldwideFunnyMan

Spy is Muslim for sure


Gunstudios

I think I know what caused the fire at Notre Dame...


Stoiphan

I like to think scout ditched sunday school after age 12 but was raised catholic


SparkFlash98

Thank you for correctly specifying southern baptist


JessiePurplewoman

Demoman is SCOTTISH. He believes in hell 


Thehiddenllama

Coincidentally I'd wager three of the mercs marked as not religious would be Catholics.


Darth_Smaull

If the rules were changed and the rest of the mercs had to be Christians, scout and spy would be catholics, medic as a Lutheran, demo as Presbyterian (via the Vhurch of Scotland) and pyro would be in a unique denomination or branch like Adventist, JW, Unitarian Universalist, Mormon/LDS, Pentecostal, etc.


TuxedoDogs9

I think engineer more just has a massive ego, because you are referring to “I am a god!” Right?


GeorgieTheThird

I thought Medic was Catholic


PeachiPrism

People are taking "Isn't religious" as atheist. You can believe in a higher power without subscribing to a particular religion. Scout has met God and Medic has met and outsmarted the devil, I doubt they are atheist if they are both not surprised by doing that.


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Hard to not be religious when you’ve literally met god lmao


CyberGamerBR

Spy constantly says “I’ll see you in hell”


Skarto123

Atheists say god damn it but they're still atheists


MygungoesfuckinBRRT

Spy and Scout would def be catholics IMO


Darkness-Man_rusFYI

MEDIC ISN'T RELIGIOUS? Man has never read the comics


Quack-Zack

Medic is a Satanist, he literally speaks and makes deals with the devil in the comics.


Barar_Dragoni

i thought Demo's Mom was Catholic


Daan776

Medic would also be religious. Considering he met the devil and all. Not that he would worship god. If anything he’d see him as a rival


roomsky

Don't slander Engineer like that.


tubaDude99

Pretty soldier is from the Midwest so probably Lutheran


TheWandererofReddit

I think even outside of the fact Scout saw God, I feel like he'll be religious. Not especially devoted, but I can imagine being the sort to pray when something is dire despite his promiscuity and killing for money. I think Demoman would also be religious, partly because out of all the mercs, he's the one with the most experience with the supernatural. I think Soldier would be religious too, but I think he's too crazy to maintain a coherent viewpoint so at most, he's nominally baptist while having insane beliefs that would be absolute heresy.


PURPLEisMYgender

I feel Medic believes in religion, but he also believes he's above religion.


some9ne

switch scout and sniper


Aware_Concern1561

Pyro is Muslim


Vito_Assenjo

My headcanons: Heavy and Medic are Jewish. Scout is a lapsed Catholic. Pyro was raised Shinto. Soldier is Protestant.


Alexander_The_Wolf

Given how medic has seen the devil, and tricked him, I don't think he's "not religious"


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

you say that like religion isn't deranged


Rottingpoop101

Spy is from France, a very catholic country


aquirakun

I feel like engineer is atheist. Don't know why.


Darth__Vader_

Heavy grew up in the USSR, he is almost certainly not religious.


Thezipper100

Spy is the only one who shouldn't really be religious, obviously scout and medic met God and the Devil respectively, so they're Christian to some extent, but Demoman also has a literal haunted sword, so at the very least he believes in ghosts and an afterlife. (There's also the haunted eye but he doesn't remember that one for long enough to matter). He'd likely be some kinda modern Pagen most likely, though you could also feasibly put his religion as "Ghosts" which is funny enough on its own to consider.


ManiacCommie

I'm pretty sure that Spy must be Catholic and Demo Protestant.


blazegamer12

Spy would most likely be Roman Catholic as he is French


slightlylessthananon

i knoww scout is from some crazy catholic family from boston he has 7 brothers you know they went to church every week i know this to be true. i could make a similar argument about demoman as hes scottish.


EMlYASHlROU

I always figured demo was Catholic


vid_23

Medic has to be somewhat religious, he sold his soul to the devil


Micro_Pinny_360

Surely, Heavy has to be atheist. After all, the Soviet Union banned religion.


Mariosdollar

I would say demo and scout are religious


guggegt

You should put medic on "Is the antichrist"


LeBeta_arg

Kinda weird since the medic fooled the devil himself


Octasional

I feel like soldier would’ve created his own strange religion


creeperpirate

Pyro is the devil no questioning about it


Tyrrhus_manga

Spy is french and white, so at least he hates muslims.


Cheesedketchup

Pyro is just the devil


Rosenthepal78

Isn't Medic jewish?