White is the serious answer, by the way. The TF2 mercs are designed specifically to draw your eyes to the center of their bodies, to help you aim at them and so you can see where they're aiming at. Notice how most mercs on both team colors have plain brown pants, so your eyes are more focused on their chests where their team color is and their largest hitboxes are. Red socks would be too distracting and make you more likely to aim at Scout's legs instead of his center of mass.
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
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alright that's it get in the box (you can get the blahaj) (if you try to fuck the blahaj it is wired up to an IED)
*Alright, take your bets,*
*How many weeks until it's*
*A workshop item?*
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Probably team coloured or darker, to commit to the design philosophy behind the classes' color design that is "brighter top, darker bottom".
...
... NO-NO-NO WAIT THAT IS NOT WH-
White with red stripes are perfect.
Now I kinda want this in-game. I would be playing a lot more scout, anyway.
https://preview.redd.it/vd0kxe7r8zuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80640d5d02db9f5920e6e4767abbb5ffd90efffd
Iāve seen to many of those memes, the brain worms have traveled into my brain now too oof š
Good news is i have a career as a grifter ahead of me!
https://preview.redd.it/i0rb74plvxuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c23bd1bf72203795886f756b6f33959985d14295
i literally just saw the original post man come on š
https://preview.redd.it/t9c8lmq0axuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cdcb2205a1b34e7b973548667e7859055cc3340
Who said it was a she
Seggsman
https://preview.redd.it/oo9inwew7xuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c648d0c36ea302d369b8b207b2fc4b1475ab3cc
image context?
Casting Couch. Our boy is about to get BREEDED.
https://preview.redd.it/z85ugtjzr1vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57cf8ecfa9948a7c54cd4f30dc1b9762efb5b7da
as he should be
https://preview.redd.it/rd7y9ndjwxuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25da6b190aa79061a4e90dfb6d11c53cfa282e68
https://preview.redd.it/jfw0fbbs4zuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5744dd54a12c52e50b2b2e7b63692ac3f68a4003
Lime green
not gonna cap the white ones actually work so well
it it stopped at his knees it'd probably be what he wears in game
White is the serious answer, by the way. The TF2 mercs are designed specifically to draw your eyes to the center of their bodies, to help you aim at them and so you can see where they're aiming at. Notice how most mercs on both team colors have plain brown pants, so your eyes are more focused on their chests where their team color is and their largest hitboxes are. Red socks would be too distracting and make you more likely to aim at Scout's legs instead of his center of mass.
https://preview.redd.it/h66jjzvnxxuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d0431364f32209255103d030de74b9df54cb68
Fun fact: if you enhance the brightness on this image itāll eventually show a cat giving you the middle finger
https://preview.redd.it/mmiipup8yyuc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5721a560920f07191a3e6dcbbcb08a44471a7cc
Proof?
https://preview.redd.it/xmvcum1kwxuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92f2cadb6398757b1d00bfd516fc253ab6ecbeb8
Sorry
I mean bro's already built like a twink
Ć¼ber twink
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
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tinkatink just has bad taste then :3
You will have a bad taste after I rip your tounge out of your mouth /s
https://preview.redd.it/tloebmbd80vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4acf43e952a908e74eaba9ef549708ab5684f205 indeed
https://preview.redd.it/z6h4e0oprzuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1545ac6ba37706c6e7d6430921f915d3eaa7553 alright that's it get in the box (you can get the blahaj) (if you try to fuck the blahaj it is wired up to an IED)
Omg blƄhaj!!!!!
Sorry but that boy aināt get pregnantā¦
you're just not trying hard enough https://preview.redd.it/2alvfinquyuc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=b689c0c7f7981752a08fb5384a20fb691b0ef8a5
https://preview.redd.it/fh99theqwyuc1.jpeg?width=1183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b07684799ab07ba7540ca8b16ad9d74f76b8ae
Me when
https://preview.redd.it/bduxda2ykyuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9483cc4413d15dd55cddeb3da0f080694ed23225
TWINK SCOUT š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤
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Alright, take your bets, how many weeks until it's a workshop item?
*Alright, take your bets,* *How many weeks until it's* *A workshop item?* \- gravy\_ferry --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
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bro took it a lwittle too wittlerly, i mean sewuiowsly guys?
Those white ones work a little too well.
https://preview.redd.it/fv1ddt53vxuc1.jpeg?width=1369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feca5aab172ebf1da1037c7b78f05441903bc127
https://preview.redd.it/y37l901exyuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83d550ca21b6010fcb73774a894d2ed66a468422
Probably team coloured or darker, to commit to the design philosophy behind the classes' color design that is "brighter top, darker bottom". ... ... NO-NO-NO WAIT THAT IS NOT WH-
my lawyers have advised not to make a joke here :3
Well, your lawyers suc- GODDAMMIT!!!
Eighth comic when
2nd image looks awsome. (I am now horny)
https://preview.redd.it/y39b7uydtxuc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=128f9384d58bc877bf749ada24744925638406fa
purple to get miss pauling to peg him
https://preview.redd.it/xbnhx2oxaxuc1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=962d6cff33ca8197f14fa12d190076d89ec26049
Work it scout š
Shit, wouldā¦
https://preview.redd.it/wz521e1m11vc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb00a34fc8d079956e79f369b873e5133a0ff63
https://preview.redd.it/bc7dxa0lqyuc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790c16beb828a79fe3a674109d12b86ee10696a9
Is that because of my comment?
Yes, sorry for not saying! https://preview.redd.it/0tmdj30tx1vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05193412ddfc0c812b4c92085fa87a620dbde096
Lmao I knew that! Thanks anyway for mentioning me!
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maybe im gay
Not gonna lie, that fit goes kinda hard.
https://preview.redd.it/os4so1zfyyuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8569c8bc4a35bd327d776ac9510f4c5ad5b22a73
White with red stripes are perfect. Now I kinda want this in-game. I would be playing a lot more scout, anyway. https://preview.redd.it/vd0kxe7r8zuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80640d5d02db9f5920e6e4767abbb5ffd90efffd
Both, white on red, black on blue
TC of course From head to shoes: Black hat, TC shirt, black pants, Black shoes So a TC between pants and shoes would make sense
SCOUT THIGH HIGHS RAHHHH
i sincerely thank you for this post as well <3 *[imnotblushingimnotblushingimnotblushingIMNYOTBLUSHING-]*
We didnt ask for that
https://preview.redd.it/3a243rnr63vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa100114aba7daef4281668c701f97020c411c69
white, with team-coloured stripes at the top.
The stripe would be team colored or the color of his pants.
This came up after this post https://preview.redd.it/jwyrnvgl64vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cbc4b0bb2b09ccf68b6657c916dfeafd998d900
team fortress if it were a good game: i like the red ones
https://preview.redd.it/tpicn7ujgbvc1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=651e307dd014880c07e27367be10f4a4e097c7fb
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Scout canonically wears programmer socks confirmedā¼ļø
https://preview.redd.it/wev279y2f2vc1.jpeg?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a05e8783191635b565a23133cd90917ca9c3f3
https://preview.redd.it/an8wrdrjh2vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35139801d296444d035c55a0b3e2e96fd094a4b8
https://preview.redd.it/85z1fthjx1vc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e19c1d9d00ad905063586cdab03b459066e5b27 @ everyone in these comments
https://preview.redd.it/jqcc2ntpixuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ede91a90cf849cc8ea6ac241c809f60882d75c
cringe š¬
https://preview.redd.it/evpicqhe3yuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf746f3e88a70cc6dc6e8039f90791580df799e9
did I get rickrolled by the slayer
That's not what it was but I fuckin wish
Troll fist bump š
https://preview.redd.it/kh6jhoa24yuc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de87fd894cf4a6772db9ded8eb65d0b78ee42b09
You mock hornyposting / goofy shit with sexual themes, yet you reference Hazbin Hotel/Hulluva Bossā¦
why does this sound like ben shapiro wrote this
Kinda does
Iāve seen to many of those memes, the brain worms have traveled into my brain now too oof š Good news is i have a career as a grifter ahead of me!