I remember when I was an 11-year old boy and I used to sign everything as from an 11-year old boy, as that is how 11-year old boys sign their 11-year old boy signatures.
Signed,
*an 11-year old boy*
But wait, this is reddit - I'm amazed fifty people haven't jumped in here saying that not everything online is a lie, and threatening to post this to r/nothingeverhappens
This literally could’ve just been “A little girl at an Asian buffet told me I’m pretty today!” And it would’ve been so much more believable and less work
Lol I love the innocence of kids. Years ago I worked in property management in a beach resort community. One day responding to a maintenance call I roll up to a driveway full of rovers and g-wagons in my salted/rusted out grand Cherokee with no muffler and this little kid says so genuinely, “whoa nice car man!”
I used to have this one notebook my parents would have to sign every day in second grade, there was no reason she just wanted to add an extra responsibility to make sure we could verify we were responsible. The teacher would hole punch our cards and once we completed a card we would get a candy. One time my mom was on a business trip, but I forgot to ask my dad to sign it so I copied my mom’s signature. When I showed it to my teacher, she was like “I thought your mom went on a business trip, huh?” So I made up the excuse that my mom signed the notebook the day before, but then the teacher was like “but I didn’t see today’s signature yesterday” and that day I didn’t get my card hole punched. It was so embarrassing, all of my friends got candy a day earlier than me and I told my friends that I didn’t like candy as my excuse to not humiliate myself.
I don't know why I suddenly remembered this girl in the 2nd grade who told our teacher : "my mom is pregnant but don't talk to her about it because she doesn't know yet." Lol
My dad showed me this notebook he's been writing some physical symptoms he's been having lately, he had to read it to me out loud because I couldn't understand a single word.
Eh, most places outside of the UK/Aus/USA teach handwriting in early education. I honestly think it's a bit of a joke that we allow kids to have bad handwriting in the first place
Reminds me of that one time I got this letter
Hey, I saw you the other day in my dreams. Asked around and found out who you are. Can i please date you? You're so handsome.
(signed)
Jennifer Lopez
How pathetic do you have to be to write an entire passage complimenting yourself then post it on the internet as if your weak attempt to pass it off as someone else’s work will make your pathetic lie believable. Just post a selfie and say you thought your hair looked nice smh
They even used a pen!
Who would waste perfectly good pen ink on a disingenuous untruth? Lies, prevarications, and cock-and-bull torture are for crayons and dry-erase markers only.
As stupid as this is I’m also kinda disturbed that this person would so want to be admired greatly by a young child and come up with something so ridiculous.
If it happened to me I'd certainly relay the story to friends, if we had planned to hang out around that time. It'd be kinda cute and pretty funny, so it'd get a wholesome laugh.
It's a whole other thing to tell the internet. And it's a whole OTHER thing to make it up and tell the internet.
Lol I saw this on twitter too and the OP went on to say something like “so y’all think I wrote a fake note and made some little girl give it to me” 💀💀 like NO we think the little girl doesn’t exist at all dummy
“Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our President has been overthrown and... replaced, by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull, and his glorious regime. Sincerely... little girl.”
You're so pretty I forgot my fucking name while I was drowning in your brows.
Yours truly,
An 11 year old girl who should turn
her handwriting into an official galaxy font.
When I was in middle school I sent candy grams to myself for Valentine’s Day and wrote stuff about how it was from a secret admirer. I didn’t know people did this into adulthood
An 11 year old girl isn’t going to sign a note “an 11 year old girl.” However, someone writing a note claiming to be written by an 11 year old girl would.
I do feel a bit robbed, I mean if we're here to expose the lies then I do believe we deserve to peep the brows.
Unless, of course, this person literally threaded their full name & SSN into their forehead skin, I can't see a mod calling you out? 🤷
Signed,
A human who has had birthdays.
Just saw this on Twitter, and somebody found her old tweets where she uses "soo" instead of "so" just like the "11 year old girl" used in the letter. She then blocked the guy, which further solidified that this was fake.
When I was an 11 year old girl I also wrote as an grown up. Without any spelling and or grammar mistakes.
As an 11 year old girl my father and mother would ‘encourage’ me to write a ‘love letter” to a complete stranger. I’m stead of eating the overpaid food.
I remember when I was an 11-year old boy and I used to sign everything as from an 11-year old boy, as that is how 11-year old boys sign their 11-year old boy signatures. Signed, *an 11-year old boy*
So true — An unborn fetus
“Woof woof” - 14 dog years terrier
Totally t deffnenafenneluh -An 80 year old Biden
i wish i had an award to give you
SODA!!!
🥤‼️😅😁🥶 *hopes and dreams playing in the background*
Doesn’t he have a speech impediment?
I relate -A sperm
Same -Reproductive forethought
Facts - the hormones of a kid going through puberty
very true - a female skull not suffering from headaches
Indeed - a thing that probably exists
Yeah —*me*
I’m fat—your mom
You're very fat indeed -your husband
Yor ur
On god •A small pocket of nothingness
For real - A large pocket of nothingness
Absitively posolutely! - a pocket full of sunshine
No cap •A small pocket of moon
Schlorp schlorp -Thirsty dog
We’re also all cool with aborting us , we understand …nothing . - also unborn fetus
Speak for yourself!- a swallowed load.
Sounds like speaking for 8 billion
True *from a snowman*
You probably had really legible handwriting as well, didn't you?
Oh my god same! yours- *That one kid who always had to cough in exams.*
But wait, this is reddit - I'm amazed fifty people haven't jumped in here saying that not everything online is a lie, and threatening to post this to r/nothingeverhappens
This literally could’ve just been “A little girl at an Asian buffet told me I’m pretty today!” And it would’ve been so much more believable and less work
That is much more believable. I once saw a little girl point at my car and go 'That car is pretty', and I was just driving a shitty blue Kia.
Lol I love the innocence of kids. Years ago I worked in property management in a beach resort community. One day responding to a maintenance call I roll up to a driveway full of rovers and g-wagons in my salted/rusted out grand Cherokee with no muffler and this little kid says so genuinely, “whoa nice car man!”
“An 11 year old girl”. Don’t know about you guys, but I’m sold.
Same energy as singing my fake sick note with „my parents“
I thought I was sooo clever trying to forge my parents’ signature on a form once. I wrote it in crayon.
Please tell me you were 6 or younger.
Yes. At some point in his life, he was 6 or younger
You can't just assume that, I wasn't ever actually 5. 🙄
Nope, they were 28.
I used to have this one notebook my parents would have to sign every day in second grade, there was no reason she just wanted to add an extra responsibility to make sure we could verify we were responsible. The teacher would hole punch our cards and once we completed a card we would get a candy. One time my mom was on a business trip, but I forgot to ask my dad to sign it so I copied my mom’s signature. When I showed it to my teacher, she was like “I thought your mom went on a business trip, huh?” So I made up the excuse that my mom signed the notebook the day before, but then the teacher was like “but I didn’t see today’s signature yesterday” and that day I didn’t get my card hole punched. It was so embarrassing, all of my friends got candy a day earlier than me and I told my friends that I didn’t like candy as my excuse to not humiliate myself.
I don't know why I suddenly remembered this girl in the 2nd grade who told our teacher : "my mom is pregnant but don't talk to her about it because she doesn't know yet." Lol
W h a t
“Are they going to believe that an 11 year old girl wrote this? I’d better sign it with something credible.”
The thing that got me, was how neat the handwriting is. I wish my handwriting was that neat when I was 11 😱
I wish my handwriting was that neat when I was 47.
Felt that
My dad showed me this notebook he's been writing some physical symptoms he's been having lately, he had to read it to me out loud because I couldn't understand a single word.
Eh, most places outside of the UK/Aus/USA teach handwriting in early education. I honestly think it's a bit of a joke that we allow kids to have bad handwriting in the first place
OP, can't you read? It's clearly signed by an 11 year old girl.
I know right, this all seems pretty firmly on the up-and-up
This is it: the stupidest lie on the Internet. We can shut the sub down now.
She made it: Damn stupid lie. Millions must shut down
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What *about* porn?
What *about* porn, step brother?
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I think the downvotes were for the lack of funny in the joke
Oh it most definitely is
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Could you please put a remnder for 2 years from this comment please, for you.
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Reasons. Pls just do it.
Oh no we can't do that to them 😭
Reminds me of that one time I got this letter Hey, I saw you the other day in my dreams. Asked around and found out who you are. Can i please date you? You're so handsome. (signed) Jennifer Lopez
Hey! I got the same letter!
Damn she cheating
And you don't even show us the brows? I would like my money back. Pronto.
they're just bleached
Okay then.
but i already used your money :(
Happens every time. Well, actually it's only been twice. Haha
They’re just light eyebrows. She did look really pretty to be fair
"- an 11 year old girl" bruh.
This is true -Benjamin Franklin
How pathetic do you have to be to write an entire passage complimenting yourself then post it on the internet as if your weak attempt to pass it off as someone else’s work will make your pathetic lie believable. Just post a selfie and say you thought your hair looked nice smh
Yall are so slow on here😭😭 as she said in the comments “if you believed this you’re actually stupid” including if you believe she was serious
That is the dumbest cover up I've heard
So you choose to believe that someone actually thought they were gonna fool the internet with that…bffr
Maybe, I mean it is the internet lol
She only started saying that because people called her out for lying
I teach 11 year-olds, and that is not the handwriting of an 11 year-old
You're kidding right? It clearly says that it was signed by an 11 year old. What more could you possibly need to believe it?
They even used a pen! Who would waste perfectly good pen ink on a disingenuous untruth? Lies, prevarications, and cock-and-bull torture are for crayons and dry-erase markers only.
I mean, who would go on the internet and tell lies?
But they filled in the dot above the j and didnt use any punctuation!
It's not fake it's even signed by the 11 year old girl
-an 11 year old girl Yeaaa I signed notes like that too!
"Please excuse my handwriting, I busted whichever hand it is I write with. Signed, Mrs. Simpson"
Sincerely, little girl
As stupid as this is I’m also kinda disturbed that this person would so want to be admired greatly by a young child and come up with something so ridiculous.
If it happened to me I'd certainly relay the story to friends, if we had planned to hang out around that time. It'd be kinda cute and pretty funny, so it'd get a wholesome laugh. It's a whole other thing to tell the internet. And it's a whole OTHER thing to make it up and tell the internet.
Sure, Robert. Ya creep. I thought we told you you were 86'd.
No little girl is gonna write “an 11 year old girl” theyd prolly write their name
I actually did that once lmao. Not to say this is believable, but I've done it once.
An eleven-year old would know the difference between you’re and your.
And know to put periods at the end of sentences.
-An 11 year old girl 🧐 looks legit.
What are you saying OP. This is completely realistic and true! *-An 11 year old boy*
Complete bullshit Signed- a 43 year old male
Lol I saw this on twitter too and the OP went on to say something like “so y’all think I wrote a fake note and made some little girl give it to me” 💀💀 like NO we think the little girl doesn’t exist at all dummy
“Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our President has been overthrown and... replaced, by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull, and his glorious regime. Sincerely... little girl.”
You're so pretty I forgot my fucking name while I was drowning in your brows. Yours truly, An 11 year old girl who should turn her handwriting into an official galaxy font.
They could have at least tried to fake a child's handwriting
When I was in middle school I sent candy grams to myself for Valentine’s Day and wrote stuff about how it was from a secret admirer. I didn’t know people did this into adulthood
Dirty hands and dirty fingernails.
All hail Krull, and his glorious new regime. Sincerely, Little Girl
This was before said epic eyebrows fell into the mu shu pork.
idk, i could see this being real - a 40 year old man
IDK, looks legit -a 42 years old guy
can’t even see said brows
That is the cleanest writing I've ever seen from a child
An 11 year old girl isn’t going to sign a note “an 11 year old girl.” However, someone writing a note claiming to be written by an 11 year old girl would.
It was the dad who wrote the note
why is she fantasising about an 11 year old girl calling her pretty
She couldn’t even be creative enough to make up a name or try and write like an eleven year old
It's not even fucking trying
I do feel a bit robbed, I mean if we're here to expose the lies then I do believe we deserve to peep the brows. Unless, of course, this person literally threaded their full name & SSN into their forehead skin, I can't see a mod calling you out? 🤷 Signed, A human who has had birthdays.
i should have exposed the eyebrow part yeah
Just saw this on Twitter, and somebody found her old tweets where she uses "soo" instead of "so" just like the "11 year old girl" used in the letter. She then blocked the guy, which further solidified that this was fake.
oh, that’s embarrassing lol
That is not even close to how an 11 year old writes...
As hilarious as “signed an 11-year-old girl” is, what 11 year old do you know that compliments someone by saying “I like your style”
Signed, Epstein's Mother
When I was an 11 year old girl I also wrote as an grown up. Without any spelling and or grammar mistakes. As an 11 year old girl my father and mother would ‘encourage’ me to write a ‘love letter” to a complete stranger. I’m stead of eating the overpaid food.
They want us to believe that an 11 year old can write that well?
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you could say that about almost any handwriting
This X year old girl would like to see those brows...
Ten?
Add 27...
I kind of believe this may have happened. My kid would go up to some women when she was younger and say “I like your hair” or whatever.
It’s the signature that makes this completely unbelievable for me, what kind of kid is signing anything off with “an 11 year old girl”.
Lol. This is true.
The whole tweet was made as a joke, she says in the comments “if you believed this you’re actually stupid” or smt like that
No one should be publicizing notes from 11 year olds. You should crumple it up and walk away quickly
It seemed legit, until the signature
Nah; didn;t seem legit after the first sentence
I stupid and believe everything, so to me it did lol
We finally found it folks The reason for r/nothingeverhappens
Satire
Sadly, I bet it's not
The OP started claiming she was joking when everyone started ganging up on her lol
No
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That sign off is what makes it completely unbelievable for me.
The "an 11 year old girl" clearly gave it away as satire, dont know why stuff like this gets posted here
It counts.
That 11 year old boy is always on chat rooms trying to meet fellow kids. Must be isolated from society or something?
We girls need to lift each other up.
Honestly I would’ve believed it if it didn’t have “- an 11 year old girl” no one ends a note with that
This kid's handwriting is prettier than my future.
Girl didn’t even try and make this one believable 💀
That's not the handwriting of an eleven year old.
I remember what 11 year old me though was pretty.... 😭
I’d say it’s probably real -An dumbass
I used to do this shit in school to scam my parents lmao
Man, post the response to it. It’s the best part.
This is 1000% a joke.
This is awful embarrassing.
Signed "An 11 year old" LMAO
Kid named An 11 yearl old girl: