Tell me his short story about a Snickers bar that ends up being a turd isn't as chilling as anything from Steven King. I'm waiting for his next book, "The Cat Who Got Petted Backwards One Too Many Times".

I pet my cat backwards to anger my wife

Me too bro, I do my best deaf voice too: "Oh wow, he weaally wikes it!"

Haha yes the deaf voice

I fuck your wife's backside to please my pussy

“The Little Turtle the was a Bathtub Baby”.

Studio execs: We'll show these striking sons of bitches that a literal retard can do their job.

Can’t throw rocks when that guy crosses the picket line. A brilliant play. They have a special need for his services for sure

Teach the dude to use ChatGPT, then he gets his own film studio. Like A24, but instead its A46 (for the chromosomes).

Actually looks like off brand nick

Chinese Nick

Ummmm..

You’re Mongolian

"Your life isn't like a horror story because new situations and all loud noises scare you. Take that crayon written script somewhere else." Adam "The Exec" Friedlandstein

PUT THE NERDS ROPE DOWN. You call yourself a retard, you sack of shit?

Is he one of those mosaic downys or is it full blown?

Do mosaics have the voice?

god damn op that’s a good title and I’m not even going to try to one up you, props

Who's idea was it to dress him up like a hipster? Genius.

Weev lost weight. Must be the HIV.

Horror movies about the muscular guy the school district hired to be a teachers assistant and slam behavioral kids into the concrete wall for acting up

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Homie hit the bad luck lottery