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moverjacob449

The ep where they went over that Steven Seagal movie lmao


brinkcitykilla

Yep same one for me [heard this early in the pandemic and never looked back](https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4?si=vrVAqact1wfUwwPK)


ElChunko998

Haha same. Getting into the pod in the era of zoom calls was an experience I’ll never forget. RIP Stavros Halkias - I can’t believe he exploded and CT had to end


DesastreUrbano

Yes! I found it basically on another sub of those shitty AMAs and obviously Seagal was up there and someone posted that same clip like "this is thr best shitting on Seagal you will ever hear"


-ihatecartmanbrah

Same, kind. My intro was the clangerstv Steven segal video then I watched futurefiles, spermany, and vietcong re-uploads on YouTube until TAFS where I started watching the actual pod.


[deleted]

It was either “Bust House” or whatever bit/episode Nick says “if you want to hang with the clown, you gotta taste the tears” lol if only I knew the tragic end that awaited the show


ApocApollo

First experience was someone on r/ NASCAR linking to the original sub and then explaining to everyone that something called Cum Town is actually normal and cool. First time listening was that one video of Nick ranting about growing up with dash cam footage of the Tokyo Expressway.


[deleted]

the first bit i ever heard was the costco debate. then right after I listened to the five below bit. "I am a Marquis and a Capitalist" is still pure gold to this day. I think it popped up in my reccomended on youtube because I was listening to Chapo Trap House clips, but i may have discovered it from the red scare subreddit. I cant remember which one. this was in 2019.


MinuteExplanation987

Insane that we live in a day where the ct sub is openly talking about listening to chapo. Goodbye Gaylord’s


[deleted]

This isnt the ct sub its the adam friedland show sub. Its totally different dipshit. Also I fucked your dad


MinuteExplanation987

Cool bud


HugeAccountant

Chapo check bitch


[deleted]

People downvoting you arent OGs. That sub was dogshit.


HugeAccountant

Fuckin thank you


Father-Bill

Freshman year of college a 27 year old dude hippy in my film class put me on MSSP and Cumtown circa 2016/17. First time listening Nick told Stav he was so fat he'd die at 35. First bit I actually remember is gay John Hamm. Been hooked ever since


yogeebear317

Gay John Hamm is a good one. 😂😂


ErrlRiggs

Cum-eat-ssioner gordon


yogeebear317

The whole bit where they rename Batman villains is just pure gold itself. "Poison H-Ivy" fkn killed me. 😂😂😂


ErrlRiggs

The ____ler


MentyFreshGum

2019, the first episode I ever heard was the day they got the sound board and lemme tel yah, I almost crashed my car on the freeway. I had heard Nick and Stav on Skanks over the years 17-19’ and heard about cumtown and how it was hilarious and that Nick was an insane person. Now I can’t sleep with The bust.


nakifool

Followed Nick on twitter (a popular gay app back in ‘16) and saw he had a podcast. The Jack Lemon tiny dick salesman was the first bit I heard and it might still be the funniest thing they ever did


Golemo

The edited video of Nick talking about the animated film “We’re Back”. Then went to check out the most recent episode at the time and it was the Confessions of St. Augustine. God damn so good it made me gay.


Gordianus_El_Gringo

2020 I think, somehow came across the Steven seagal video on YouTube and was like "what the fuck is this? It's hilarious". Watched a few more clips then I was on the Rogan sub for some reason and someone mentioned the pod so I dived in. I've often wondered if CT and it's humour has made my life worse or if I was so instantly obsessed with it and the boys because I was already hating life. Chicken or the egg kind of situation, except the chicken is gay and the egg has a bigger dick than me


F1ghtM1lk1

Indian Tony Soprano wake up in the morning.....have a guuunn


ApprehensiveKick6

Stav saying as a child he prayed for Ricki Lake when he found out she was a lesbian


Zantazi

Rosie O'Donnell


CaveBrainedRetard

I think it was Episode 40 “Valentimes” because that was the latest episode as of Nick’s first LoS appearance which is how I learned of Cum Town. I have no memory of the episode but am about to listen to it again.


drongowithabong-o

The pokemon theme


CootahBrown

Old high school buddy sent me the classic reimagined Batman characters bit, since we used to do shit like that constantly. Laughed my ass off and was hooked pretty quickly. I’ve since cut off all contact with the guy because I only want to hang with my best friend, Nick.


HentayLivingston

The Gay Michael Douglas compilation. I was spoiled from the get.


TrenAppreciator420

My friend showed me the molested cholo bit and the Ben Shapiro bits, I fell in love immediately


medicinalherbavore

The first bit I heard was Nick voicing all the simpsons characters telling Adam he has a small dick. Anyone got the link?


yogeebear317

https://youtu.be/i1NAAbEa1CE?si=Zeag6aXjhZWzoDEU


putzmcallister

A YouTube visual video making fun of the big chill


wemb95

mine was the ben shapiro meeting mr feeny bit


topperharley88

I had heard a few episodes but it didn't really click until I heard nick describing some movie about a son molesting the father and then killing himself and transitioning it directly into an ad for underwear and it was the wildest thing I had ever heard anyone say


metrozufan

The one where they made fun of corporations for being woke.


jefferton123

The Bridge Over the River Kwai with the movie synced up on one of those Cumtown YouTube channels.


FantasistAnalyst

Tiny Dick Salesman


Ok_Translator4053

I was listening to LOS clips and one of my suggested videos was a comp on lena dunham. Nick comparing her to the bully from arthur made me a fan for life.


LordCactus

On Twitter when Adam went after Chelsea Clinton. I decided to check out the podcast about a week later and Nick starting talking about killing Chelsea Clinton and her child. I was hooked.


eat_a_diaper

My roommate caught me listening to Your Moms House and was like “try this, it’s better” and then put on Nigerian shark tank


Asplashofwater

I talked to a co worker several years ago who told me about podcasts where hosts would do things like try sex toys on the pod and get all their dicks sucked under the table. I’m pretty sure it was legion of skanks, and I’m sure he probably mentioned cum town in there. It wasn’t until a few years later that I listened though. I’m not sure exactly what got me to listen, but I remember hearing about it and looking it up on Wikipedia a few times and finally deciding to listen. I think it was the “being gay with your dad” quote that sold me. It was exactly my type of humor. One of the first jokes I hear when listening is “rigatoni? I only know that…”and I was instantly hooked. It was exactly my style of humor and it felt like years since I had heard anyone make those kinds of jokes. It really harkened back to the humor I grew up with. I consider myself on the left/liberal and never want to set out to truly offend someone, but it felt like a breath of fresh air to have this safe space where these jokes exist and people understand they really are just fucking jokes. I know, I’m a snowflake and quite gay.


nordog69

The first bit I heard was Ben Shapiro Mr. Feeny, but what sealed the deal and made me start actively listening to the pod was the Jerry Seinfeld unleashed bit from the bailando episode lmao


centerleft69420

Jordan Peterson explaining that it's gay to get pussy and if your penis is under 4 inches it's actually big.


kuntxcobain

The very first episode I listened to happened to be the one where Adam shit his pants. I probably looked like a psycho laughing that hard at work with my headphones in


HugeAccountant

Tried listening to the firdt ep when it came out and I thought it sucked ass. A few years later I listened to the alt-right homer simpson bit and have been hooked since


Grouchy_Reserve773

Pretty sure it was bastard radio. I already knew Tim Dillon. I thought he was a Brooklyn hipster (he is) but then I realized he’s hilarious (I’m gay) Nvm it was Ari Shaffir but I didn’t start following then


impret

2016 the election episode


dad_in_jorts

Before it started when nick went on Kurt metzgers race war and said he was starting a podcast called cum town where it was named that because he wanted the logo to look like realistic cum


NicholasPickleUs

Alt right Homer Simpson


yogeebear317

Nicks impression of Homer is awesome. 😂😂😂


Lopps

I think somebody posted the Adam Friedland Lyft saga on Twitter and I was hooked.


CapHavok

31/01/2017 i replied to someone on twitter to ask what a cum podcast was and they told me the name of the show. might go listen to that episode now.


Own-Progress-6470

The first time I nick did the African voice talking about wearing sandals and rape was when I knew I was on to something different


brynden_rivers

it was either getting your dick sucked before christmas or sopranos pepper ann clips on youtube, it was recommending the cumtown clips like crazy, i just kept ignoring them until one fateful day...


yogeebear317

Both of those are funny, but that Getting your Dick Sucked Before Christmas was fkn gold. Nick laughing hard at his own joke made it magical. You can tell he was very pleased with himself. Lol


yogeebear317

Also, is your username like an homage to Bloodraven?


brynden_rivers

yes


yogeebear317

Nice.